Chapter 213 So What About Eternal Absolute? Let Me Take It Calmly!
Chapter 213: So what if it is eternal? Look at me handling it calmly!
Wang Hao went out to have fun with a cool look on his face.
As soon as he left, there was a burst of noisy discussion in the hall. Everyone looked at the three first couplets on the table and racked their brains to think about the corresponding second couplet.
"Celadon is not a tile? This is too simple. I don't even need Teacher Zhan to take action. I will use the Huangyan Mountain Stone!"
"Quickly pull him down. Didn't you realize that this is celadon? You can't even hit a Huangyan eight-pole pole, but you still have the nerve to show it off?"
"Then... how about purple sand because there are few stones?"
"Porcelain! Didn't you see the title clearly? That's porcelain! It has to be words stacked up and down, do you understand?"
At this time, an old man suddenly walked out from behind Zhan Zhuangping, stroking his beard and said: "I don't understand the first one, but I have a good article about the second one!"
"Oh? Mr. Xu, please tell me?" Everyone looked at him curiously.
The old man shook his head and replied: "Yes, pick the green lotus, disturb the clear lotus, throw the green lotus away, and pick up the green lotus."
How can they respond?
Is it possible to say that I am not worthy?
How is this possible! What a group of old-timers hate most is their own face.
Then I'll beat you until you surrender!
At the same time, Zhan Zhuangping also carefully recited these three lines of the first couplet, and many masterpieces immediately came to his mind.
Right again!
"Hehe, I can only describe it as hehe."
When everyone behind Zhou Liangyin heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up!
This first couplet by Zhan Zhuangping is unusual. It is difficult to recite it fluently, let alone correctly.
This literary foundation is not strong enough? How strong is it?
Zhan Zhuangping immediately couldn't sit still. If this trend continues, I'm afraid his couplet will become a laughing stock for everyone from now on.
There was no surveillance in the bathroom. Even if Wang Hao wanted to call the police, there was no evidence in the end and he could only let it go.
The difficulty of this link suddenly skyrocketed!
Nouns, verbs, tones, artistic conceptions, it’s all there!
But just when everyone was about to applaud, they heard Wang Hao reply directly as if he didn't think about it: "Yinyue Well, Yinyue Ying, Yinyue Well Yinyue Yinyue, Yuejing Ten Thousand Years, Yue Ying Ten Thousand Years."
With just a few words, Zhao Qin's face suddenly turned blue and white. When it came to talking nonsense, he was far behind Wang Hao. The two of them were not at the same level at all.
He didn't expect that Wang Hao would be so vicious when he opened his mouth!
"Brother, don't you think you went too far today? Do you know who you are facing? They are all seniors in the industry. Your future will be dark with just a word!"
Isn't this the boy who served Mr. Zuo tea just now?
The corners of Zhan Zhuangping's mouth suddenly twitched.
Sure enough, when the first line of the first couplet appeared, there was an immediate roar of curses in the hall.
It turns out that Zhan Zhuangping actually came up with the eternal absolute in this world, and it is also the most difficult eternal absolute!
The old man shook his head helplessly and returned to the crowd again.
Helpless, he could only reach out and shake it.
When he saw him in sportswear, Zhao Qin snorted coldly: "I don't know where he ran away from the countryside, and he is here chattering and trying to be a phoenix."
"What a despicable and shameless person!"
The strong man roared angrily in his heart. If he had known that Wang Hao's thin body could burst out with such terrifying power, he would not have agreed to come over.
This strong man was originally a martial artist in the theater troupe, and his martial arts skills were extremely terrifying, making it impossible for three or five others to get close to him.
Damn it!
Mr. Guo took a few steps forward to discuss with Zuo Min'an, but the two of them had been talking to each other for a long time without any thought, so they had no choice but to shake their heads and smile bitterly.
In the second half of the couplet, "Zhang Gongshou" is a noun, and "Zhang Gong shoots arrows" in "Zhang Gong" has been transformed into a verb. The form and meaning can be said to be ever-changing!
Zhan Zhuangping wanted to speak out against him several times, but before he could say anything, he had already pointed out the fault himself before others could judge him.
Many people on Zuo Minan's side are also trying, but compared to the people on the other side who are struggling, they are much more relaxed.
Everyone was shocked!
Polyphonic words!
But then, Wang Hao smiled and said: "The fog covers the bird house and there is no fog."
In the eyes of the onlookers, Zhan Zhuangping simply doesn’t want Bilian!
In order to win, he has resorted to any means necessary.
Shock suddenly appeared on everyone's faces.
But if it is explained using verbs, then "the bow is stretched" becomes the bow being fully drawn, as if it is about to be shot.
After shaking off his hands, Wang Hao gave the strong man a cold look and said, "You will know what to say when you go out in a while, right?"
Wang Hao was a little confused at first, but as everyone started talking, he quickly came to his senses.
Gritting his teeth, Zhan Zhuangping ignored other people's comments and said directly: "Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Flow, Wangjiang Tower Wangjiang Flow, Jiang Tower will last forever, and Jiang Flow will last forever!"
Zhao Qin said with a gloomy face: "Leave a thin line in life so that we can meet each other easily in the future. Don't you understand this principle?"
"If you feel your mouth is free, then go lick the toilet. What's the use of moaning and scumming here?"
Although his calligraphy skills are not low, compared to Wang Hao, they are far behind, even worse than Yang Chuntao.
"I'm sorry..." Wang Hao was about to apologize, but when he saw the person in front of him, his face suddenly froze.
Seeing this scene, a slight sneer appeared on Zhao Qin's face.
There was a sudden sound of breaking through the air. The martial artist was not good at talking, and his punch as big as a sandbag was aimed straight at Wang Hao's abdomen.
"That's almost it. Let him remember it for a long time!" Zhao Qin told him and turned around and left.
"you!"
Suddenly, the corners of the mouths of other people behind Zhan Zhuangping also began to twitch.
Among the crowd, Zhao Qin led one person and quietly exited the door.
After using the toilet, Wang Hao washed his hands at the door, but he couldn't find a towel anywhere.
In desperation, Zhan Zhuangping had no choice but to put the five articles in front of him aside and began to think about the test questions he was about to prepare for.
After leaving a sneer, Wang Hao left the scene directly.
The group of seniors who were still laughing at Wang Hao just now felt their cheeks burning with pain.
Huh? Are you here to cause trouble?
Wang Hao immediately became happy, especially after looking at the fat middle-aged man behind Zhao Qin, a hint of ridicule suddenly appeared on his face.
But it's too late now...
Wang Hao's second couplet is a masterpiece in terms of neatness, smooth rhyme, and artistic conception, and can just match his first couplet.
Let’s not talk about other oblique rhymes, artistic conceptions, etc. Just the dense number of words can scare a lot of people, let alone the second couplet.
A moment later, in the bathroom,
Wang Hao washed his hands again, focusing on the back of his fists a few more times.
Zhan Zhuangping suppressed the anger in his heart and said angrily: "It's my turn to ask the question next. Are you ready?"
"I don't think this couplet is right. Anyway, I'm already shameless. If everyone takes Qiangu Absolutely, wouldn't we all win?"
What the fuck???
Zhao Qin was suddenly speechless.
It's a pity that Zhan Zhuangping shook his head helplessly after thinking for a moment, and explained: "This first couplet is not that simple, just like traveling to the West Lake. I think everyone should know that this is a place name.
"
"ah!!!"
"Okay! Teacher Zhan is a great talent!"
Zhao Qin's purpose is simple.
Before Wang Hao could say anything, Zhao Qin's face darkened. He raised his sleeves and wiped the water drops on his forehead, his sharp eyes fixed on Wang Hao.
"Hey, is this the demeanor of everyone in the couplet? It's so shameless!"
You definitely can't hit the face, otherwise it won't be easy to explain when you go out for a while, so he specifically picked those with thick flesh and hard bones, and hit the places that hurt but would not leave any injuries.
"Boy, it's not a good thing to be smooth-talking. Let uncle see if your bones are strong. If it's too strong, I can loosen it up for you."
show off?
…
This was obviously humiliating, but a group of people were speechless and could only remain silent.
However, just when everyone thought that it would be impossible for Wang Hao to write the second line, they saw him smile slightly, his mind was spinning, and he said directly: "It is better to leave it alone than to be managed by the officials."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Teacher Zhan is so awesome. He actually wrote such a bunch of first couplets. I really admire you."
Wang Hao shrugged, his expression unconcerned.
Wang Hao grinned: "Always be prepared!"
He never expected that this guy who looked super fat and strong would be so resistant to being punched, and he was actually vomited with just one punch!
If I hadn't been able to hide quickly, I might have been splashed all over myself!
And in the corner, the strong man was hiding miserably in the corner, with an expression of pain and resentment on his face.
"And the subsequent tin pot is an object. The first couplet probably means that an object fell into a certain place. Although Mr. Xu's second couplet is good, it still lacks some artistic conception."
Wang Hao must not be given the slightest chance of winning!
"Ah…"
After thinking about it, he put his hands behind his back and said, "It is better not to say what others say and what others say."
Right again!
But with this flick, the water stains immediately hit the faces of the two people who came in from the bathroom door, giving them a chill.
As soon as this second line came out, many people's eyes suddenly lit up.
It's a pity that no matter which sentence it is, it is far behind Wang Hao's first couplet!
The most difficult one is the last sentence. On the surface, this first couplet is a split-word couplet, but it is not that simple.
First of all, the combination of "Gong" and "Long" happens to be the word "Zhang", which can be used as a noun explanation.
He snorted coldly and felt that all the depression in his heart was gone. He just regretted not being able to take a picture of Wang Hao being beaten.
The next second, Wang Hao added another punch: "If you think my first couplet is too childish, you can also ask the seniors behind to correct it together. I don't mind."
"Why,"
No matter in terms of artistic conception or neatness, this second couplet is on par with the first couplet. It is obviously a masterpiece.
"call……"
At this moment, the strong man behind him walked out and approached Wang Hao fiercely.
"I know! I know!" The strong man nodded hurriedly. He didn't want to continue to be beaten. The fist hit him really hurt!
Zhan Zhuangping's face was a little pale, but he still refused to admit defeat and increased the difficulty again: "The smoke is along the Yanyan eaves and Yan Yanyan."
Looks like we’ve figured out the trick!
Zhan Zhuangping's thoughts were racing, and he suppressed his shame and said: "Five hundred miles away from the Dianchi Lake, rushing towards the eyes, draped on the shore, joyful and boundless. Look: the divine horse in the east, the spiritual instrument in the west, winding northward, Nanxiang is a beautiful place. Masters and scholars may as well choose to come here. Take advantage of Xieyu Luozhou to comb the wind and mist on your temples. The sky and reeds are more frequent, dotted with green feathers and red clouds. Don't live up to it: fragrant rice is surrounded by thousands of acres of clear sky. Sand, hibiscus in nine summers, willows in three springs.”
"Teacher Zhan? How about this sentence?"
No one expected that a young boy who suddenly appeared would suppress a group of old people like them in poetry, calligraphy, and couplets.
Everyone looked at Zhan Zhuangping again, quietly waiting for his decision.
He never expected that the punch he threw not only did not cause any harm to Wang Hao, but was actually beaten by the opponent.
If the two weren't rivals of each other, everyone would be a little curious as to whether they had reconciled in advance.
Zhan Zhuangping took a step forward and was just about to pick up the pen and ink, but after the corner of his eye glanced at the couplets written by Wang Hao on the square table, he immediately gave up the idea of writing.
The scene fell into silence again, and everyone's eyes were fixed on Zhan Zhuangping, expecting him to make some ground-breaking couplets.
He had to prepare, and then it would be time to appear in front of others. Whether he could successfully achieve his goal would depend on the next performance.
So after thinking about it, Zhan Zhuangping decided not to show his shame.
Three pairs in a row, all pairs hit!
Vaguely, Zhao Qin heard what seemed like a pitiful scream coming from behind the door.
"This little mouth is like smearing selu, and it squirts out very quickly? Do you care if I have a future? How many mothers talk like this? Take care of yourself first, and then take care of others,"
…
It's a pity that everyone has tried several second couplets, but most of them are superficial and lacking in spirit, and they always feel that they are not very meaningful.
"Zhao Qin! You are cheating on me!"
Immediately there were cheers from the crowd, and many people held their heads high and looked at Wang Hao with hidden provocations, as if the couplet was composed by them.
…
"you……"
Returning to the long table, Wang Hao glanced at the three solitary couplets on the rice paper. He couldn't help but look at Zhan Zhuangping with some curiosity and said, "Does Teacher Zhan want to give me, a junior, face? Why didn't you write a single line?"
Since he couldn't cope with Wang Hao's five-sentence couplet, in order to prevent criticism, he could only choose to go all out.
The response question was not given to them, they just gave it a try.
"All right……"
Right!
Zhan Zhuangping was startled, and the smile suddenly froze on his face.
…
"Hey, your shamelessness is as shameless as mine."
Wang Hao secretly complained, and then began to search for a suitable second couplet in the collection of couplets in his mind.
According to the system prompts, as long as the other party can propose a first couplet, there will be a second couplet in the book, so Wang Hao is not afraid at all.