Chapter 282: The Ultimate Three Idiots Have Unlimited IQ!
Chapter 282 The ultimate three idiots, infinite IQ!
Yu Baihong walked quickly and disappeared into the venue in an instant.
Six people stood in a row, one by one, you looked at me and I looked at you, their faces full of confusion.
"So we will all be expelled?" Zhang Yixin blinked his big, confused eyes and looked at his brothers curiously.
Everyone shook their heads.
Huang Bo asked him: "Didn't you read the outline script?"
"No," Zhang Yixin shook his head and replied honestly: "I can't understand..."
"Hahahahahaha!"
The venue burst into laughter again.
At this time, Yan's voice suddenly came out, "Next, let's ask the human resources director to speak to the new interns!"
"good!"
Seeing that the six people could not stop fighting, Yu Baihong interrupted them and said: "However, for your future, the company has decided to give you another chance!"
As soon as these words came out, the two people's unwillingness to admit defeat suddenly burst out!
Huang Bo couldn't help but sigh at the other party's thick skin.
"What is the structure of their brain circuits? Why can they say such self-destructive words in a serious manner?"
"How to divide it?"
Yu Baihong rolled his eyes at him, feeling helpless.
At the same time, Zhang Yixin, who had received the True Inheritance of the Three Essences on the other side, suddenly became enlightened.
Sun Honglei snorted coldly, rolled his eyes at the three of them, and then called Wang Xun and Zhang Yixin: "We must not only win this mission, but we must also win beautifully!"
"Hello! Hello, this is Tmall International, I am Zhang Yixin!"
"I don't know," everyone shook their heads.
Where do these three guys get their confidence?
…
The sweet phone ringing keeps ringing.
Sun Honglei looked arrogant and said, "I will rob it. If you have the ability, you can rob it too."
"Especially you," he pointed at Sun Honglei, "you wear sunglasses at work? What? Are you awesome?"
Sun Honglei looked around blankly, covering his ears with his hands, performing a special "sound wave concentration technique".
However, when he was about to answer the fourth call, Wang Xun and Sun Honglei on the other side began to compete for "live"!
"Pfft hahahaha!"
The drone came over their heads and the camera was focused on them.
Zhang Yixin: "!!!"
"Jingle Bell……"
"Is it that simple?"
Wang Hao couldn't stand it any longer, "Hahaha! Yi Xin? Do you have a 100% positive rating?"
Isn't it just a matter of answering a phone call? Isn't it a piece of cake?
However……
"Jingle Bell……"
"Yi Xinna, how was your experience?"
Huang Lei replied: "The palms and backs of the hands should match black and white. It's simple, fair and just."
The three idiots all showed up on the back of their hands.
"It's difficult! It's really difficult!"
All the ones you have used are good?
"Jingle Bell!!!"
The drone lens shook slightly and the screen split again.
"Hello, this is Tmall International, I am ***."
Who has used themselves?
"You need to complete a one-day surprise assessment. If you pass the assessment, you will be directly promoted to a regular position, obtain a senior position in the company, and reach the pinnacle of your life."
Wang Xun suddenly became angry.
"Okay," the two people's eyes were firm, and their will was gradually brainwashed into firmness.
Sanjing: "???????"
Seeing Wang Xun and Sun Honglei frantically fighting for the phone, he rolled his eyes slightly and a brilliant idea suddenly occurred to him!
"Since I can't answer so many calls, why don't I control the location where the phone rings in a certain area?"
"..."
"snort!"
The three groups of fine spirits stood together, while the three groups of fools looked at me and I looked at you, dumbfounded.
"Hello, this is Tmall International, and I am Sun Honglei!"
But because Sun Honglei was the closest, he had already picked up the phone before Wang Xun ran over.
"No! We can win!"
Zhang Yixin subconsciously prepared to say thank you, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
"What do you mean? Look down on me?"
Wang Xun: "!!!"
San Sha is still immersed in his own world, unable to extricate himself.
Wang Xun sighed, "Destiny has brought us together again. Today's game is doomed. We will definitely lose!"
"Oh my god, these three people are going to make me happy to death!"
The range is too large, and the sound is "trapped" in one position. Let alone looking for a phone call, it is impossible to tell how many calls there are.
"Are you willing to be suppressed by the Three Essences forever and never get ahead?"
Several people reacted and came over one by one to pat Zhang Yixin on the shoulder, laughing continuously.
As a representative of highly educated people, Zhang Yixin opened the task card and started reading.
There was a burst of laughter in the barrage, and the three spirits also deliberately watched the fun and did not remind them of the linguistic errors in this slogan.
"The ultimate three idiots!"
This guy is so shameless, it’s so hard to chat with him!
He simply set his sights on Zhang Yixin. This young classmate was very good. He listened to the speech just now the most seriously.
Wang Xun bared his teeth and looked sad.
Sun Honglei took the lead in getting started.
As soon as these words came out, Sun Honglei immediately stopped complying.
Zhang Yixin recognized it very much and nodded heavily.
However, on the other side, after Yu Baihong and Sun Honglei's "professional" speeches, Zhang Yixin was very motivated!
But when we really started looking for it, we discovered that the source of the ringing tone was extremely difficult to identify!
The office area is too large, and most of it is in cubicles. The sound only occurs in a large area, and it is impossible to determine the specific location.
Thinking of this, he immediately took action.
Wang Xun roared and hurriedly rushed towards the cubicle.
Wang Xun snorted coldly and said provocatively: "Just grab it. You are all idiots. I'm afraid you won't succeed."
Suddenly there was another burst of laughter behind him.
The two idiots among the three idiots fought "heartily", constantly competing for the right to answer the phone.
Everyone looked at him curiously.
He separated the telephone receivers one by one, leaving only three cubicles in the end.
"Mom, you made me laugh so hard, I'm so happy!"
As soon as these four words appeared, they immediately aroused everyone's interest.
Wang Hao took a breath of cold air: "I'll be good, this sentence "IQ limit" scared me."
After three consecutive phone calls, he instantly surpassed the records of Wang Xun and Sun Honglei.
Seeing this scene, netizens in the comment area couldn't contain their shock.
As the phone rang, the two of them fixed their gazes on a certain cubicle.
The Three Silly Intelligence Group arrived at the designated place first, and the staff on the side distributed their task cards to the three of them.
He came to Yu Baihong in a few steps and asked seriously: "Why did you look at me when you were talking about physical strength and Huang Lei when you were talking about intelligence?"
"How to assess?" Zhang Yixin looked very interested.
Sanjing: "???"
"Hey? How are you, Huang Bo? Are you feeling itchy?"
Netizens each selected their favorite guests and began to follow the whole process.
"Hey! You don't want to grab it so openly!"
Answer the phone?
Competing in the same group?
Yu Baihong raised his hand and said: "Now that you have completed grouping, Cat Girl will take you to your respective venues."
Without saying a word, Sun Honglei chased Huang Bo and started hammering again.
Yu Baihong smiled and said: "Next, you need to be divided into groups according to your intelligence and physical strength."
"Quack...everyone who has used it says it's good. I'm quite curious, how to use it?"
Sun Honglei raised his eyebrows, quite confident.
The six people cheered,
But the next second, Yu Baihong, who had just left, walked out of the backstage again.
He praised aloud: "You are very good. The user experience is very good. Everyone who has used it says it is good."
"Hey? Why did Yi Xin suddenly become smart?"
Everyone: "???"
With the energy and motivation of a young man attached to him, when the phone rang, he quickly found the trace of the ring.
"Oh, let me go! This thing is a bit difficult!"
Huang Lei laughed happily and shouted to everyone: "Come on, come on, let's not waste time, let's group into groups first."
The phone was hung up directly, and the two looked at each other.
There seemed to be sparks bursting in the air!
…
"That's right!"
Sun Honglei stood up straight and said in a deep voice: "I'm not very awesome, just an ordinary handsome Lei Lei."
Huang Lei and Huang Bo couldn't hold it in any longer and laughed so happily.
Sun Honglei quickly grabbed the receiver, but Wang Xun smiled evilly and pressed the hangup button.
There was even more laughter in the barrage:
"The three idiots are indeed the three idiots. Their IQ has indeed reached its limit,"
Huang Lei asked in disbelief: "You want to choose IQ?"
Hey? Why does this guy wear so many hats?
Yu Baihong didn't talk nonsense and said bluntly: "Do you know why you were left behind today?"
Huang Bo exclaimed: "Shall I go? This is so accurate! Is it destined by God?"
Peak of life?
Sun Honglei was still shouting, "Let's start with the whole slogan. This time we must crush the Sanjing team hard and not give them the slightest chance of winning!"
"Extreme IQ!"
"I saw it first!"
"In the workplace, agile action is very important. There are 100 phones in the office area in front of you. You need to receive as many calls as possible within the specified time and say greetings."
"Thanks……"
The speed is too fast, I can't hold it!
Two young ladies wearing Catwoman maid costumes walked out from the background and came to the three spirits and three fools respectively, guiding them to their respective mission sites.
The six people quickly formed a circle.
Jingle Bell……
Grouping completed.
Zhang Yixin, who had completed his "evolution", folded his hands in front of his chest, watching the show with a leisurely expression, while completing the task without interruption.
"Because your test scores are so bad!"
Wang Hao shouted slogans and stretched out his hand.
The harsh ringtone suddenly rang, making the three of them tremble violently.
"Ouch...Yi Xin! I'm really about to cry because of you."
"The person with the most connections will win."
In an instant, the grouping is completed!
Looking at the final grouping, several people were stunned at first, and then they all became happy!
The three essences come out from the palm of your hand.
"Extreme three idiots! Extreme IQ! Yeah!!!"
A few weird guys kept joking, making Zhang Yixin blush.
The next second, the three of them clenched their fists and shouted angrily!
"Hello, I am the Human Resources Director, Yu Baihong."
Wang Xun yelled and began to identify the true source of the call, while the other two people also began to search for it.
"Oh, this is shameless!"
Yu Baihong's voice suddenly rose a lot, and he said angrily: "It's simply outrageous!"
Sun Honglei shouted angrily: "So what about the three fools? We all have one nose and two eyes, are we any worse than the three fools?"
"hiss!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
"Yixin, come on, tell me how you communicate with users?"
"Cheer up, everyone, our IQ team will definitely win!"
"Hey? Why can't I bear to hear this! Why are they divided into groups based on intelligence and physical strength?"
Just then another phone rang.
"Snapped!"
On the other side, Wang Hao and the other three looked at the three idiots who were cheering them up.
At first, a few people thought that it was just a matter of finding a phone number and that it could be done easily?
Huang Bo stepped forward and dragged Sun Honglei into the team, and advised: "You should calm down. If he looks at you when he talks about intelligence, you will probably die of shame on the spot."
"Black and white on the palm and back of the hand!"
"Lost!"
"Quick! Answer the phone!"
…
"Something's wrong! There's something 100% wrong! I feel like the little sheep is developing in the direction of the old sheep, right?"
"Dear me, are the three spirits going to become the fourth spirits?"
"Hey? 6! Yi Xin is the best!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, brother Xun and Hong Lei probably won't be able to answer many calls after the game is over. And look at Zhang Yixin, they have already answered more than a dozen!"