Chapter 287 When a scholar encounters a soldier, he can’t explain why.
On the ring, two people wearing inflatable suits stood facing each other.
I didn’t feel much about it before, but when I actually put on this dress, Huang Bo finally understood what it meant to be struggling!
Except for simple jumping, every other action requires a lot of physical strength and must have extremely high balance, otherwise there is a risk of "overturning".
After reluctantly turning around, Wang Hao asked cheerfully: "Haha, Brother Bo? How do you feel? Isn't it fun?"
"What fun!"
Huang Bo's face darkened, and his eyes almost rolled to the sky.
Seeing this scene, Wang Hao couldn't help but laugh and said: "Hey, I thought I would be in the blue-collar class from now on, but I didn't expect that there would be a chance to counterattack."
With that said, Wang Hao was already jumping towards Huang Bo.
The arena battle is very simple.
Whoever enters the water first loses!
"Huh? Counterattack? I think you are just dreaming!"
Huang Bo sneered, twisted his bloated body, and said loudly: "Come here, Haozi, you will definitely lose this battle!"
"Then I'll come..."
Wang Hao laughed evilly, jumped up on the spot, bent his waist to form a ball, and rolled towards Huang Bo like playing billiards.
Huang Bo's face changed with fright, "I'm going? Is this still possible?"
Seeing Wang Hao approaching quickly, knowing that he could not escape, he simply imitated Wang Hao's form, bent down and turned into a ball, and rolled towards the other side of the ring.
Although the bloated inflatable suits made it extremely inconvenient for the two of them to move, when they changed into a "spherical" shape, their speed actually increased a lot!
"Don't run!"
Wang Hao shouted and bumped towards Huang Bo.
As long as you can knock him into the water first, then the winner will naturally belong to you!
"I'm not stupid? Why don't I just wait for you to hit me?"
Huang Bo rolled wildly at high speed, his two short legs kept kicking back and forth on the ring, and he never stopped to collide with Wang Hao head-on.
Two grown men...
Tough?
Easy to fold!
Although these two people competed extremely seriously, the comments in the barrage were already crazy with joy!
"Hahaha, isn't this some kind of ball battle? You hit me, I hit you, and then whoever falls out first will be eliminated?"
"This old boy Yan Qin is really good at playing!"
"Haha, I'm glad to hear it!"
"That's right, that's right. If this were in other variety shows, how could you see two popular celebrities in the entertainment industry rolling around on the ground?"
"Hey, I've already recorded the screen. If this part doesn't go viral, it would be outrageous!"
…
In the ring, Wang Hao and Huang Bo were fighting.
On the other side, Huang Lei and Sun Honglei also arrived at their mission location and received mission cards belonging to "Hengxin".
"To survive in the workplace, you must not be discouraged when facing failures and setbacks, but must maintain a balance of continuous improvement."
"Next, let the two of you ride in a wooden barrel to play the lotus pod picking game. The person who picks the largest lotus pod will win the final victory."
Picking lotus pods?
Looking at the pond in front of him and then at his body, Huang Lei couldn't help but sigh.
"Hey! If I had known I would do this, I wouldn't have said anything to keep myself so fat."
Sun Honglei touched his belly, nodded in agreement and replied: "Indeed, my figure has posed a great threat to my handsomeness."
Huang Lei: "???"
"Are you still handsome?"
"What? You don't believe it?"
Sun Honglei curled his lips, waved to the crowd watching on the shore, and shouted: "Friends! Am I handsome?"
as I thought.
The screams suddenly echoed throughout the pond!
"Handsome! Brother Hong Lei is so handsome!"
"I want to give you a baby!"
"ah!!!!"
Seeing Sun Honglei's look of not wanting Bilian, Huang Lei sighed: "If I had known this, I would never have chosen the same logo as you."
As soon as these words came out, Sun Honglei rolled his eyes.
"Huh? If you have the ability, go and play with Haozi. Do you think you can beat Haozi with your body?"
Wang Hao?
Without even thinking about it, Huang Lei shook his head without hesitation and replied: "Impossible, absolutely impossible! It's better to compete with a stupid boss like you. The possibility of winning is higher."
"Hey, is this too much? Do you mean to say that I am easy to bully?"
Sun Honglei refused, grabbed Huang Lei's clothes, and wanted to fight him immediately!
Seeing his "reckless" energy coming back, Huang Lei suddenly had a headache.
He quickly waved his hand and explained: "No, I don't mean that. How about we complete the task first? We can solve the other problems later, okay?"
"Huh!" Sun Honglei snorted coldly: "I have to go to the toilet, you wait for me here, don't leave first!"
After some "serious" threats, Sun Honglei turned around and left the shore.
Watching his back disappear, Huang Lei, who was still standing obediently, sat into the barrel without hesitation, and paddled the water with both hands.
"Waiting for you? Waiting for you to come back and grab the lotus pods from me? I'm not stupid."
The barrel is not big, and an adult sitting in it just occupies the entire space inside the barrel.
Huang Lei kept struggling to paddle forward, but because he could not control his balance, it was very difficult to move forward!
"Crash..."
The sound of water echoed in his ears, and Huang Lei couldn't help but frown slightly.
"This thing seems a bit difficult!"
At this moment, he was spinning around in circles, and the barrel kept spinning in the water, but he wouldn't swim forward!
Before he could master the wooden barrel skills, Sun Honglei had already started to return on the other side.
As soon as he got out of the toilet, many tourists shouted to him: "Brother Hong Lei, hurry up! Brother Lei has already set off!"
"What? He didn't wait for me?"
Sun Honglei's face changed slightly, and he immediately gritted his teeth!
"You Huang Lei! You are so shameless!"
While complaining, he easily picked up two big rocks from under a big tree not far away, and ran towards the lake, shouting:
"You actually set out without my permission? It depends on whether I can smash it or not. You'll be done with it!"
By the lake, Sun Honglei was approaching with a roar while holding a stone. In the lake, Huang Lei, who had already summed up the experience of paddling with a wooden barrel, quickly approached the lotus area.
But a large lotus leaf stood in front of the barrel, hindering his movement!
"Isn't it? This is a bit difficult! And these lotus pods seem to... all look the same?"
It is not difficult to pick lotus pods. The key is to find the biggest one, which is more difficult.
Huang Lei tentatively picked off two lotus pods, but after comparing them, they seemed to be about the same size?
"Forget it, that's it."
After roughly finding one, Huang Lei was ready to return to the lake.
But before he could turn around, a loud "bang" sound suddenly came from his ears, followed by a splash of water rising up and splashing towards his face.
Before he could react, Sun Honglei's voice suddenly sounded from the lakeside: "Huang Lei! Fa Bao!"
boom!!!
There was another loud noise, and the lake water splashed everywhere, soaking a large area of his clothes.
"I go!"
Huang Lei's face suddenly turned dark.
What he said is simply "when a scholar meets a soldier, there is no reason to explain". When faced with such a competitor, there is no reason at all!
By the lake, Sun Hongleile laughed "haha".
"I told you not to wait for me, I told you to play tricks on me, I told you to pick lotus pods!"
"Robbing me, Sun Honglei? You're calling an idiot talking in his sleep!"
With muttering in his mouth, he had already started to take action.
He wasn't going to go to the lotus area. Since he wanted to win, he just grabbed Huang Lei's lotus pod and that was it!
Many people in the live broadcast room guessed his intention and burst into laughter.
"Haha, Huang Lei is really unlucky to play such a competitive game with Sun Honglei? How can this guy follow the rules?"
"When a scholar encounters a soldier, he cannot explain why."
"Let us first observe three minutes of silence for Teacher Huang Lei and wish him not to be bullied too badly."
"Pfft hahaha!"
“It’s fun, it’s so much fun!”
…
Both sides had already started fighting, and at this time, "Squirrel Xun" and "Sheep Xin" slowly arrived at their mission location.
As soon as he entered the courtyard, Wang Xun saw the cut cakes on the table.
He couldn't help but asked curiously: "What do you mean? Are you asking us to eat cut cakes?"
The staff on the side showed a mysterious smile and began to explain the task to them: "In the workplace, decisiveness determines the success or failure of things. Please cut the gorgon cake according to the weight required by ten customers."
"It must be cut accurately across the board, otherwise the difference will be eaten. The one with the smallest total error wins!"
Eat the difference?????
After hearing this sentence, the expressions of the two people suddenly changed drastically!
Wang Xun collapsed and yelled: "No way! I came out only after I was full. You are playing with me!"
Zhang Yixin was stunned. Seeing the people in the program team laughing around him, he suddenly realized that this was probably an extremely difficult task to complete.
Without giving the two of them much preparation time, the first customer came to the door very quickly.
"I want two pounds!"
Two pounds?
After listening to the customer's request, the two people who each occupied a cake-cutting stall looked at each other and suddenly fell into deep thought.
Not even a name.
How much is two kilograms?
"No matter what, just die!"
Zhang Yixin gritted his teeth, his heart skipped a beat, and he immediately picked up the knife to cut!
With one stroke of the knife, a slice of cake appeared on the document.
Since the first cut was not easy to master, he did not dare to cut too much, but subconsciously cut a small piece.
The staff stepped forward, picked it up, and placed it on the scale nearby.
Everyone at the scene cast curious glances, and Zhang Yixin couldn't help but clenched his fists, looking forward to the final outcome!
And when the numbers on the scale appeared, his expression suddenly changed!
Three, two, two!
"No way! So many! There are only three or two?"
Zhang Yixin lost his composure on the spot, three two twos? It was a full one pound six two eights away from the figure of two kilograms!
"Unfortunately, your error is a bit large."
The staff on the side did not hesitate at all, quickly made up for the gap, and brought a full sixty-eight pounds of cut cakes in front of him.
Zhang Yixin looked at it subconsciously and asked in disbelief: "So... I need to eat all of these?"
"That's right."
The staff member nodded and confirmed his guess.
"Hahahahahaha!"
Wang Xun's sarcastic voice suddenly echoed in his ears: "Yi Xin! You are so unlucky. It's more than a kilogram, enough for you to eat for half a day."
With lessons learned from the past, the next step will be much easier.
Adhering to the good habit of not wasting anything, Wang Xun gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and cut off a thick layer with one knife.
"More! More!"
The customer quickly reminded him.
But Wang Xun, who was full of self-confidence, didn't listen at all and waved his hand, full of confidence!
"That's all, absolutely accurate!"
Snapped!
"Four pounds and three ounces."
"WTF???"
The slap in the face came so quickly, which Wang Xun never expected!
The smile was still on his face and he didn't even have time to take it back.
"So, I have to eat more than two kilograms?"
"That's right."
The staff member nodded firmly and handed the difference to him.
Looking at the thick gorgon cake in front of him, Wang Xun finally couldn't remain calm anymore, and his face completely collapsed.
At the same time, Zhang Yixin on the other side was already eating with tears in his eyes...