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26, go to the place where the dream begins

The sun rises in the west and shines on China.

Half past seven in the morning.

The waiter, who had been awake almost all night, leaned against the door in a daze, silently waiting for the "god" in the box to end the battle.

"Crunch..."

Suddenly, a soft sound awakened his vague consciousness for three minutes.

When he subconsciously looked up, he saw a slender figure slowly walking out of the box.

He walked boldly, every step was unusually steady, his eyes were extremely firm, and there was no sign of excessive drinking at all.

"Did you stay up all night? Thank you for your hard work tonight. I'll leave first. I'll leave you to clean up the box."

A clear voice rang in his ears, awakening his three-thirds of consciousness again.

"oh……"

After a vague response, the young waiter didn't think much, went straight to the box and opened the door.

In an instant, a wave of alcohol rolled towards him like a rolling wave!

"vomit!!!"

The flavors of white wine and red wine were mixed together to form an extremely pungent smell. After a night of fermentation, the smell became even more intense!

The young waiter's eyes immediately went dark and he fell down, and the gastric acid regurgitated from his stomach smeared all over his cheeks, mouth and nose.

Fortunately, there are other hotel staff not far away. Otherwise, today next year might be his... good day!



In the hotel room.

Wang Hao, who was taking a shower, had no idea that the waiter who worked so hard to carry the wine for him that night had been diagnosed with mild alcohol poisoning.

Of course, even if he knew, there was nothing he could do.

He had been out of work for a full year, and now he didn't even have the money to buy a plane ticket back to Kyoto. If it hadn't been for Zhou Xiaoyu's phone call, he might have really gone home to herd sheep and farm.

Zhou Xiaoyu booked his flight at nine o'clock, so he still had an hour and a half to prepare.

The airport is not far from the hotel, and the program team also provides a driver for each of their guests. Wang Hao will not be late as long as he rushes a little.

Wang Hao felt a little excited at the thought of returning to his dream place in two hours.

That is where my dream begins.

This time, he wants to find what he lost┏(`ー′)┛jpg!



At nine o'clock sharp, the plane to Kyoto took off on time.

Wang Hao, who had not slept all night, fell into a sweet dream under the stewardess's gentle instructions. He was going to have a good rest for two hours, and then face the strong woman in a full state!

But what Wang Hao didn't know was that his "feat" last night had already started to go viral on the Internet.

The first is the Weibo list.

No. 1 on the hot search list: Surprise! A certain outdated artist was lucky enough to participate in a large-scale variety show. He was so excited that he drank 888 bottles of wine in a row!

Second on the hot search list: Surprise! Wang Hao, an artist of Huihuang Company, drank too much and was sent to the hospital. Please take warning!

No. 3 on the hot search list: After eleven hours of live broadcast, I drank 22 bottles of liquor and 866 bottles of beer. I want to ask... who else!

Fourth on the hot search list: The new Dionysian appears in the world, and there is a whole process to prove it. Please move to the content to check it out.

No. 5 on the hot search list: I feel numb. My whole body feels numb now. I suddenly suspect that what I drank before was fake wine. Please tell me, what should I do?



Five hot searches in a row directly included the top five hot searches on Weibo, and they started to crush like crazy in a super-godlike state.

And the domestic violence incident of a well-known male star who originally occupied the first place on the list was directly suppressed!

If you click on any of the top five hot searches, you can see Wang Hao sitting alone on a round table, swallowing like a tireless machine...swallowing...swallowing...

All around him were empty beer bottles.

The process of drinking is so boring that it even made people think it was a film and television special effect.

It's just that there were too many people who witnessed this feat last night, so if anyone dared to raise an objection in the comment area, they would be greeted with the support and refutation of more than 100,000 people.

Gradually, 90% of the people who saw this hot search on Weibo finally chose to believe the situation described in the video.

"Holy shit! If the live broadcast hadn't been able to deceive people, I still can't believe that a living person can drink so much!"

"Is that still his stomach? I really wonder if it's a sewer!"

"I'm numb. Let alone the alcohol. Even if I drink so much boiled water, I'm afraid I'll be poisoned, right?"

"He drank for eleven hours without even going to the toilet. How big is his bladder?"

"Even if it's a donkey, he should also fall, right?"

"Is all the wine you drank fake?"

"Don't make trouble upstairs. Even if you drink boiled water, why don't you try to show off more than 800 bottles to me? See if you can show off enough?"

"Ahem, let me tell you something. I am the owner of the hotel where Brother Hao drank. I can testify that he indeed drank so much. The data on the third list is not wrong at all."

"If you don't believe me, you can go to my personal account. I have successfully uploaded the surveillance video from the box last night."

"I'm not afraid of everyone's jokes. When I went to clean the box today, one of my staff members was already suffering from alcohol poisoning after just smelling the smell of alcohol in the box. He is currently undergoing an infusion in the hospital."

"If you have any brothers from Magic City, you can come and have a look. The sanitation hasn't been cleaned up yet. The smell is really strong. You can't get in without wearing a gas mask!"

After reading the self-report of the self-proclaimed hotel owner, netizens who were still a little unsure suddenly calmed down.

There are pictures, there are truths, and there are witnesses, isn't this a sure thing?

At this time, someone else asked in response to the hotel owner's reply: "So what's Brother Hao's condition now? He turned off the live broadcast at 7:30 without even saying hello. Could it be that he is also washing in the hospital?

Where is your stomach?"

"Pfft hahahahaha, I seem to have anticipated the confused state of the hospital nurse when facing Brother Hao. Why is Snow Beer flowing in this man's veins? How should I infuse?"

"Hahaha, the person above said it well and wonderfully. I suddenly had a picture in my mind!"

"..."

Just when everyone kept urging and asking about Wang Hao's situation, the hotel owner suddenly posted a user name in the comment area.

@Artist Wang Hao.

"If you want to know Brother Hao's whereabouts, you can check his personal Weibo account. I can give you some news in advance. Brother Hao just updated his personal news half an hour ago."

Immediately, the netizens lingering on the hot search list were like wild cats that smelled fishy smell, and they poured into Wang Hao's account one by one through the hotel owner's @.

I saw Wang Hao updated an update at 8:55.

It was a picture of a plane ticket against the blue sky.

Everyone subconsciously clicked on the picture, and saw that what was described above was the specific flight and departure time from the magical city of Hongqiao back to Kyoto.

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9:00

Caption: The place where the dream begins, I'm going home, see my friends in Shanghai next week.

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fifty thousand

In the comment area of ​​this dynamic, all the netizens who came in saw for the first time in their lives the extremely neatly arranged question marks.

Fifty thousand question marks completely flooded the comment area of ​​this post.

Everyone fell into deep confusion, and only in this way could they vent the frustration and shock deep in their hearts.

For eleven hours, I drank non-stop until 7:30. Just smelling the smell of alcohol can cause alcohol poisoning...

In this state, you actually went to the airport and took a flight back to Kyoto in style?

"Fuck! Brother Hao! You are my god!"
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