Chapter 330 What kind of plot is this? It’s so out of line!
Author: Ming Ye Leng Yue
Chapter 330 What kind of plot is this? It’s so out of line!
As a professional film critic, during this holiday when most people enjoy happiness, He Yuanlu is actually busy.
After attending the premiere of "The Disciple", as soon as he returned home, he integrated all the information he recorded into a professional film review article.
As soon as this article was published, not surprisingly, it received a wave of praise!
The comments section is almost full of compliments.
Many fans who went to watch "The Disciple" through his recommendation immediately logged onto Weibo and wrote the word "Grain and Grass" in his comment area after returning home.
This is the unique secret code between He Yuanlu and his fans.
As long as his recommendation can gain support from fans, "Grain" will appear in the comment area, and if the film is not good, it will receive a "Rotten Tomatoes" rating.
Especially after the National Propaganda Department forwarded the release notice about "The Disciple", more and more people noticed He Yuanlu's film review.
For a time, he actually enjoyed the happiness of "increasing one million followers"!
Especially when this film review once broke into the top ten hot searches with the help of netizens, He Yuanlu was completely shocked!
At this moment, he suddenly had deep doubts about his previous idea of "just for profit".
He put himself in the shoes of the current movie fan and thought about it, and was shocked!
What netizens need is truth! Not false evaluations bound by interests!
After realizing this, He Yuanlu suddenly made a decision.
He directly deleted all previous film review articles except for this one by The Disciple, and changed his Weibo name to "Vicious Film Critic - He Yuanlu"!
He wants to give all movie fans and friends the most authentic experience of film criticism, instead of making so-called false propaganda for profit.
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At three o'clock in the afternoon on October 1st, He Yuanlu, who was ready for a new life, walked into the cinema.
Having purchased his tickets online in advance, he walked directly into Screening Room No. 3 and sat down in the back row.
This is a special habit of his.
While watching the movie, he will also pay attention to the comments, expressions and other status of the fans at the scene to achieve the best movie review record.
On the big screen, the four characters "Magic City Fortress" were deeply engraved on it.
Before the film was released, He Yuanlu received a summons from the Public Relations Department of Light and Film, asking him to write an "excellent" film review.
The other party even promised that if the attention of this film review article is high enough, then he will also receive an equivalent royalties.
If it was from the past, He Yuanlu would naturally not hesitate.
But things are different now. He is ready to really experience this movie. Is it really as high-end as it was said in the promotion?
He Yuanlu has another habit.
Whenever he is about to watch a movie, he will choose to buy a ticket directly to watch it instead of first looking for reviews online.
Because he believed that this would affect his judgment and prevent him from writing a practical evaluation.
National Day is a national holiday, especially on October 1st. Many people choose to go shopping, watch movies, and go to amusement parks.
Therefore, not long after He Yuanlu sat down, many people came to the screening hall one after another.
He soon noticed something special.
Most of the people who chose to watch the movie "Fortress" are younger viewers, and among them there are more female viewers.
After a second thought, he knew the whole story.
Xu Yaoxing, the protagonist of Magic City Fortress, is a young talent promoted by Light and Shadow Media. He is also the lead singer of the top domestic rock band Iron Blood Band!
With the blessing of several layers of status, there will definitely be many fans and fans of his good looks coming to support him.
Soon, as the screen dimmed, the movie began to play.
The opening chapter is the domineering logo of Light and Shadow Media.
As the producer, this film was fully funded by Light and Shadow Media, and it is said that it cost up to 360 million yuan!
He Yuanlu still remembered it clearly.
When it was first being filmed, "Fortress" made bold claims, claiming that it would open the door to Chinese science fiction movies and be a leader in the development of science fiction film history!
And in the promotion, they even boasted about the movie, claiming to be a bright light that illuminates the darkness of domestic science fiction movies, and vowing to smash the big hammer that European and American countries have monopolized the science fiction movie market.
The filming of this film took up to half a year, truly striving for excellence!
To be honest, He Yuanlu is still looking forward to it.
In his opinion, since this movie was so impressive in its promotion, its content must be outstanding. Even if it is not good enough, it can open half the door to science fiction movies, right?
Just as I was thinking about it, the movie started.
He Yuanlu gently opened his notebook and looked at the big screen with all his attention.
However……
Looking at the opening scene, He Yuanlu was not only a little confused.
“Shouldn’t science fiction movies show all kinds of awesome high-tech equipment at the beginning?”
On the screen, the future city only has a few huge LED screens, and the mobile phones used by the protagonist and supporting characters are actually Nokia mobile phones from the 1980s...
The plot continues to advance, and the exciting battle is about to begin.
Many people in the theater cheered up.
However, many people frowned when they saw that important supporting character being fucked to the ground in a matter of seconds.
He Yuanlu clearly heard that a buddy not far away was muttering: "Why is the combat effectiveness of these future soldiers not even as good as the security guards who stop takeaways in our community?"
Soon, increasingly outrageous plots appeared frequently.
The relic box requires my fingerprint to open...
Use axes and fire extinguishers to deal with aliens...
A motorcycle suddenly appeared on the roof...
The further he looked down, the more shocked He Yuanlu felt!
Not only is the plot of this movie extremely confusing, but the various settings in it are also very outrageous, making people feel confused while watching it.
Especially the failure in details makes people feel more outrageous and irritated the more they watch it!
"What kind of crappy movie is this? Are you sure it's a science fiction movie?"
Someone nearby had already begun to curse.
Many science fiction fans think that since it is called a science fiction film, no matter how outrageous the setting is, the hard-core battles belonging to men should not be left behind, right?
But what confuses everyone is that the protagonist played by Xu Yaoxing is weak, has no masculinity at all, and is even called a bitch!
I wish the female leader good night every day and dream of falling in love with the female leader to achieve my goal...
"Damn! The labor and management are not watching!"
When they saw that at this moment when aliens were about to destroy the earth, the male protagonist was still thinking about having sex with a man and a woman, many people in the screening room left their seats in anger.
To be honest, He Yuanlu actually wanted to leave too.
But as a film critic, his professionalism does not allow him to do this.
The plot continues to advance.
When he saw an alien soldier breaking into the defense room, and a group of people holding small guns, He Yuanlu felt his temples trembling.
Outrageous!
This is so outrageous!
Even awesome future weapons like the Super Defense Formation and the Magic City Cannon can be built. There is no reason why these people only have small guns!
You don’t even have a laser gun. What the hell is this?
And when the team leader finally sacrificed himself to detonate the defense room, all the fans present not only showed no sign of being moved to tears, but instead felt extremely aggrieved.
This is crazy...
What piece of debris?
Suddenly, someone else chose to leave.
Soon, the alien plan failed, and they had no choice but to launch a general attack plan on mankind.
Correspondingly, the human side also started a response plan, arranging troops and formations. The scene was extremely grand, and it inexplicably made the fans at the scene feel a little passionate.
But soon, with the subsequent inexplicable and sensational plot, everyone's expectations were directly shattered.
"This decisive battle shouldn't be so outrageous, right?" He Yuanlu was secretly looking forward to it.
Soon, the decisive moment comes!
Due to insufficient energy, the defensive array and the Magic City cannon could not be opened at the same time, so after discussion, everyone decided to close the defensive array.
As for the Magic City Cannon that is already full of energy, this thing is of great use. It is specially used to attack alien bases.
The plot continues to advance...
With the defenses closed, aliens poured in like crazy.
The protagonist played by Xu Yaoxing and his two other teammates fly fighter jets to fight wildly with aliens in the sky in order to cooperate with the cannon launch!
However, the opponent was too strong and they were unable to reach it for a while.
Seeing that one of his female teammates was in danger, Xu Yaoxing flew a fighter jet and rushed over to help. As a result, the female teammate was rescued, but his own fighter plane was destroyed.
What's outrageous is that he was actually beaten into the energy base.
So, Xu Yaoxing started fighting again with the machine gun man, and he resisted for more than an hour.
But what shocked He Yuanlu was that in such a battle, Xu Yaoxing was completely spotless, not even a trace of dust on his hair!
"Handsome" and "cool" are implemented throughout the whole play!
At the same time, while he was fighting crazily, the female team member he rescued suddenly came.
The other party came down and handed his fighter plane to him without saying a word, and said that you are the best among us, and only you can save us...
Anyway, the two of them just chatted away, without any sense of tension at all, as if the aliens had already left the scene.
He Yuanlu subconsciously looked at the notebook in his hand.
He wanted to write something, but after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't know how to put it down.
This is crazy...
It’s all shortcomings, I can’t praise it!
While he was thinking about this, Xu Yaoxing had already flown into the sky on a fighter plane and continued to fight the aliens.
But the commander who is a goddess suddenly ordered at this moment: "You must recharge the magic city cannon to buy time. The safety of the planet depends on you!"
"Oh, is it so!"
When Xu Yaoxing's female team member heard this, she couldn't help but burst into tears. Without hesitation, she took out the bomb and blew herself up directly with the aliens who rushed towards her.
At this moment, the entire factory was completely engulfed in scorching fire and turned into nothing in an instant!
None of the aliens escaped, and apparently none of the team members who came to support them could escape either.
Seeing this scene, He Yuanlu was completely shocked!
Doesn’t this girl have a brain?
If you are willing to die, that means you have high integrity, but have you ever asked other people for their opinions? Are you sure others want to die too?
"Oh shit, this is going to explode..."
A lot of angry and angry curses rang in his ears. He Yuanlu couldn't hold back and actually laughed.
But the next second, he felt that something was not quite right in the atmosphere.
How can I laugh when the screen is so touching? This is not good and somewhat disrespectful.
However, when he regained his composure, other people in the screening room seemed to be infected by him, and the laughter one after another seemed extremely abrupt...
On the screen, the protagonist played by Xu Yaoxing shed tears of sadness, which was in sharp contrast with the screening room!
He Yuanlu shook his head helplessly and wrote two words on the notebook.
bad movie!
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As the plot continues to advance, the magic city cannon is finally ready, and it is bound to completely blow up the alien spacecraft.
And that's exactly what the person responsible for firing the cannon did.
He pushed out the pusher without hesitation, and saw a powerful energy beam being blasted out, heading straight towards the alien lair in the sky.
boom!!!
The shell exploded instantly, and everyone on the ground was knocked upside down by the shock wave, making it difficult to stand still.
On the other hand, Xu Yaoxing in the sky was safe and sound, and the spacecraft didn't even swing. It was obviously due to his excellent driving skills that it was stabilized.
But what no one expected was that the shot... went wrong!
In the sky, the alien spacecraft is safe and sound!
"I'm sorry..."
He Yuanlu's face is full of black lines, this plot is simply outrageous.
Why don't you create a plot about the defense of an alien spaceship? What the hell is it that's riding a horse when it misses?
After missing once, they had to start shooting a second time.
But what is "troubling" is that the energy in the cannon can only be used for the second time. This is the last chance.
But even so, we still have to fight!
However, just as the cannon was recharging, the alien spies sneaked into the cannon's control room and began to wreak havoc.
Seeing that the situation was not going well, the female leader, played by a movie queen from Light and Shadow Media, hurriedly began to operate frantically, pouring all the energy into the cannon.
And then, she followed the base... and sank to the bottom of the sea!
What's even more outrageous is that as the plot progresses, everyone suddenly discovers that the "fairy vine", the energy source that powers the cannon, seems to also protect the demon city?
When all the energy of the fairy vines was exhausted, the Pearl Demon City on the Sea collapsed completely!
In other words, except for the cannon and Xu Yaoxing who is flying in the sky, almost everyone is hopeless!
Seeing this, many people at the scene were immediately confused again!
What kind of plot is this?
It’s so out of this world!
But what’s even more shocking is yet to come!
When the protagonist played by Xu Yaoxing learned that no one was controlling the cannon, he suddenly made a shocking operation.
He actually decided to be the target and let the cannon be aimed at him!
Seeing this, He Yuanlu was stunned again.
He suddenly discovered that there seemed to be a big problem with the cannon in the Magic City. Has the money for casting the cannon been embezzled?
Such awesome technology doesn’t even have an automatic aiming function?
And then, in order to help Xu Yaoxing, the only remaining teammate volunteered to help him lure away the aliens.
Until the end, perhaps because the female teammate's brazen self-destruction influenced him, he actually found the bomb and died together with the aliens!
Seeing his teammates offering sacrifices to the sky one by one and the Magic City being completely destroyed, Xu Yaoxing went completely crazy!
He drove the fighter plane towards the alien mothership at full speed, and then shouted the most "touching" command in the whole play:
"Shoot at me!"
boom!!!
The cannon was unusually obedient. It turned the cannon head and fired a hard shot at Xu Yaoxing!
By this time, everyone thought the movie was over.
What I didn't expect was that the screen suddenly flashed five years later!
At this time, the magical city that was supposed to be destroyed actually returned to its pre-war prosperity.
And what is shocking is that even such a large alien mothership was blown up, but Xu Yaoxing, who was at the center, managed to survive under the influence of the protagonist's halo.
And now, he who survived has become the commander-in-chief of mankind!
The end of the story is fixed in Xu Yaoxing's memory. It was the scene where he met his former female commander for the first time. It was nostalgic and "far-reaching".
Just like that, the whole movie ended.
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There were a lot of curses in the screening hall, and even many female fans who came here specifically for Xu Yaoxing were embarrassed. They no longer felt the same joy as when they first met their idol.
He Yuanlu sat blankly in his seat for a long time, trying to run through the plot of the film in his mind.
But soon, his brows became deeper and deeper!
At the beginning of the movie, it was said that the aliens came to snatch the fairy vine, but now the energy of the fairy vine is about to be exhausted, so can’t the aliens turn around and leave?
Also, it was said that the remaining energy would be used to support the launch of the cannon, but after the battle was over, the city still had to sink, and it seemed that neither side could win in the end?
But the strange thing is that we still have to fight!
"Why is this so bad?"
He Yuanlu suddenly felt that there was a profound meaning in this film. Maybe he hadn't understood it yet?
Just as I was thinking about it, a roar suddenly came from the screening room!
"Stop scolding me! Do you know what a science fiction movie is? Do you know what Brother Yaoxing put into it?"
Um?
He Yuanlu looked up curiously.
In front of the screen, I saw a little girl who was only about seventeen or eighteen years old, crying like a child.
While crying, she shouted: "This film is instilling a noble thought in us. War is wrong, and no one can win in the end! This is the true meaning of this film!"
Hearing this, He Yuanlu suddenly realized!
So that’s it!
He hurriedly picked up his pen and wrote four words in his notebook.
“Super bad movie!”
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Soon, He Yuanlu posted a new article on Weibo, the content of which was a review of the film "Fortress".
Many fans clicked in out of curiosity.
They are very curious, is there any reason to recommend this bad movie?
But the next second, everyone suddenly became happy.
I saw a picture appearing on He Yuanlu's new Weibo, which showed a tomato being smashed.
Rotten Tomatoes!
Meaning: Super bad movie!
This picture quickly broke into the top five search lists, and there seemed to be vague signs of counterattack against the disciples.
Many netizens who had watched the movie "Fortress" rushed in and started to like it like crazy, and the comment area was full of "Rotten Tomatoes" comments.
When the Douban score of Disciple reached 9.5, the score of Mordu Fortress was only a pitiful 2.3.
There is simply one sky and one earth between the two!
After learning about this situation, Xu Yaoxing returned to the villa and smashed the LCD TV at home angrily, as if there was anger gushing out of his eyes!
"Wang Hao!!!"
He roared angrily, his face became more ferocious, and there seemed to be a vague aura called murderous aura spreading on him!