Chapter 411 How to teach sows to climb trees? First you need a
Chapter 411 How to make a sow learn to climb a tree? First you need a bunch of strong men
Author: Ming Ye Leng Yue
Chapter 411 How to make a sow learn to climb a tree? First you need a bunch of strong men...
Three alien cars, five fun people, an alien camera...
"My dear... be a good boy, this car is not easy to drive?!"
He gently turned the handle and watched as the left and right wheels kept twisting back and forth, so that the whole car began to spin in circles. Wei Daxun suddenly felt that his whole body was not well.
"Brother Hao! It can't be done! Isn't this thing beyond my control?"
"Me too, it spins too fast and it's too difficult to play."
Behind him, Wei Daxun and Huang Minghao kept yelling, so much so that Wang Hao himself had a headache.
Although it looks cool on the outside, this car is not that fun on the inside and is very difficult to operate!
"The design of this thing was not successful, right?"
Looking at Yang Mi who was already dizzy next to him, Wang Hao simply stopped the operation.
After unbuckling his seat belt, he got out of the car and looked around, easily finding the motor control cables for the left and right tires.
"Pah! Pah!"
With two soft sounds, the plug was disconnected directly.
"Sister Mi, come on, let's help push the cart together!"
"Ah? Oh!"
After unbuckling her seat belt with a confused expression, Yang Mi also came to the back of the alien car under Wang Hao's command.
Because the body size is not very heavy, with the joint efforts of the two of them, the car was pushed easily!
Not long after, the two men had pushed the alien car to the designated location.
"Is it okay... like this?"
The three people behind them looked at Wang Hao and Yang Mi's operations, and their eyes suddenly lit up.
"This operation method is truly six!"
After shouting with surprise on their faces, Wei Daxun and Huang Minghao quickly started to follow the instructions.
After a while, with Wang Hao's help, the two of them pushed the car to the designated position at the same time!
Just when the five of them began to study the poses in the photos, Chen Xiaoxu didn't feel well in the studio.
"Is this... okay?"
He scratched his head and looked at the cool alien car that had its power cut off, his face full of doubts.
Whose alien drives the car by pushing it?
That’s outrageous!
So perverted!
He Weile on the side burst into laughter: "Hey, that's interesting, these people are all led astray."
Wang Hao's operation made him feel inexplicably familiar. Isn't this the routine operation of "Extreme Challenge"?
Simple! Simple! Direct!
——In order to achieve the goal, leave no stone unturned!
In the barrage, a group of old fans couldn't help shouting in joy:
"Hehe (￣￣), watching Brother Hao do this, I feel quite comfortable inexplicably."
"It's cooked! It's so familiar! I seem to see the shadow of the extreme challenge again."
"I miss it so much. Back then, the Six Brothers were called a cow, and they could always launch a series of novel operations in places we didn't expect."
"By the way, filming for the second phase of Jichao has already started, right?"
"Maybe, should, maybe, not yet..."
"Damn it! What is this old boy Yan Qi doing? I'll send him a blade right now!"
"..."
In the barrage, a group of people were having fun, and at the scene, several people were in familiar poses for taking pictures, preparing for the first round of formal shooting.
The camera is installed at the gate of the UFO, and a photo will be taken every 30 seconds on average, so several people must control the time.
While counting the time in his mind, Wang Hao shouted:
"Get ready, there are still ten seconds!"
"over!"
Several people shouted in unison, and then when there were only five seconds left in the countdown, they imitated the actions of the T-Planet man and raised their legs together.
"Crack!"
There was a clear sound of taking pictures from the alien spacecraft, and the movements of several people were perfectly recorded in the picture, and the first round of verification was carried out.
Within a few seconds, the pleasant sound echoed in everyone's ears.
【Verification passed!】
As the beep sounded, another "pop" sound came from the door of the UFO, and the originally closed door of the spacecraft popped open...
"Oh! It's done!"
Everyone looked happy, and hurriedly got up from the alien car and walked straight to the spaceship.
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…
There are not a few people watching this live broadcast.
If Extreme Challenge has created a new chapter in "live recording of reality shows and variety shows", then Escape Room is the inheritor of this model!
Although one of the two is an outdoor reality show and the other is an indoor reality show, both are conducted in a "live broadcast" manner.
And what’s interesting is that although the popularity of Escape is not very high, judging from the current ratings and online viewing volume, entering the “China Entertainment Archives” does not seem to be a problem!
For this reason alone, Escape is worthy of admiration!
Because of this, in addition to some netizens and fans, there are also many "insiders" who are silently paying attention in the live broadcast room.
Some people just want to kill time, and some people just want to learn this model and copy and paste it.
Even if you can't be the first person to eat fish, drinking some soup and water is still not a problem.
Just like the current "Light and Shadow Media Variety Show Department".
Since Escape started broadcasting at 7 o'clock, under the personal leadership of Lai Zhaohui, the head of the variety show department, all the staff of the variety show planning department came to the conference room with small notebooks.
This is already their fourth time observing.
When the live broadcast ends, when can they leave, and the lunch meal will be delivered personally by a dedicated delivery person.
Lai Zhaohui gave them a death order.
After the recording of "Escape" ends, the planning department must come up with a new "variety show plan"!
They also want to use the "live reality show" method to create a new variety show, and the goal is also very clear, to surpass the escape room and pursue extreme challenges!
The dream is very beautiful, but the entire planning department is worried about it.
Isn’t this equivalent to letting a sow learn to climb a tree in about two months?
"Have you learned it?"
In front of the projector, Lai Zhaohui asked the staff below in a deep voice.
The whole place was silent, everyone was silent, looking at the nose with eyes, the mouth with nose, and the heart with mouth...
Seeing their appearance, Lai Zhaohui's face became even more gloomy.
He looked left and right, and simply called out his name: "Ma Qiang, tell me, what experience have you gained from these four periods of observation?"
experience?
As the head of the planning department and variety show director, Ma Qiang was stunned for a moment. Suddenly, a picture of a sow climbing on a tree appeared in his mind, and then his thin body pushed him behind the sow.
Seeing that Lai Zhaohui's face became increasingly gloomy, he thought for a while and said, "I think we need someone with a stronger body."
???
"What's the meaning?"
Hearing this, Lai Zhaohui couldn't help but be startled.
Is there any special connection between physically strong people and variety shows?
Just as he was thinking about it, Ma Qiang's face suddenly turned pale!
"Damn it, that's so bad. Why did you say what's in your heart?"
While complaining in his mind that he was a big fool, he was thinking of ways to remedy the situation, hoping to get the topic back on track.
They say something works in seconds when pressed, but at this critical moment, Ma Qiang really came up with a solution!
His thoughts were spinning wildly, and he explained righteously: "That's what I think. Judging from the comments just now, netizens have an unexpected love for strong bodies,"
"Based on this, we might as well find some muscular men with better bodies in the industry and let them create a variety show in the style of an outdoor reality show."
"Not to mention other things, the fan bonding and topicality will definitely explode!"
After hearing these words, Lai Zhaohui fell silent.
As we all know, almost 70% of domestic entertainment is supported by women.
Movie box office, TV ratings, variety show ratings, singing charts...
For these categories, female fans have a fighting power that cannot be ignored!
Therefore, as long as you can grasp the "interests and hobbies" of female fans, whether it is movies, TV, or variety shows, they all have the potential to become popular!
Men, abs, reality shows...
feasible!
After thinking about it carefully, Lai Zhaohui said: "According to your idea, write me a plan and submit it to me. If it is feasible, the company will fully support it!"
After that, Lai Zhaohui left the conference room, leaving a group of people looking at each other.
"Boss! So clever!"
A group of people gave Ma Qiang a thumbs up, praising his ability and wisdom as being unique in the entire entertainment industry!
After only reading four issues and a few barrages, I actually had a plan!
Simply astounding!
"Hahaha……"
Although Ma Qiang was laughing, the expression on his face was inexplicably awkward.
How smart is he?
Isn't it that the "sow" is too heavy to push? So we need to call in a few strong men to work hard together?
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…
Just when Guangying was working silently around "The Strong Man and the Sow", several people had already entered the alien spacecraft at the program recording site.
"Wow!"
As soon as I entered the door, there were exclamations!
Looking around, the first thing that catches the eye is all kinds of dazzling lights.
The combination of blue, white and green colors looks full of science fiction, giving people a substantial feeling as if they are actually boarding an alien spacecraft.
On the wall, the "pulsation" suspended in the air can be said to have given the donor father a lot of face.
On the other wall, the mysterious scanner, the dense white squares, and the complicated control buttons look full of science fiction, making people dare not act rashly.
After looking around in the spacecraft, everyone quickly found two passages.
One of the passages had a combination lock, and the entrance to the passage was firmly locked by a barbed wire frame. Wei Daxun tried to pull it but found that it couldn't be opened at all.
The other passage was open, but it was pitch black inside, and no one knew what was inside.
Suddenly, Yang Mi, who regarded herself as an invincible lucky star, exclaimed: "Little paper ball! Paper ball appears again!"
"Huh? Are these found in every room?"
Everyone murmured and came closer to take a look.
As the ball of paper was unfolded, the dense text appeared in front of everyone again, and they saw that it read:
【August 6, 1977】
[I finally entered the spacecraft. This should be the most dangerous place! The T-planet people may catch up at any time. I must find a way out as soon as possible! 】
[What is the screen on the wall scanning? Is it related to the fertilizer they have always wanted? 】
[I dare not recall the process of collecting fertilizer. Many people lost control during this process!!]
[The collected fertilizer must be stored with specific tools, and the more human samples are mixed, the better. Where should I find fertilizer? 】
[The man who reached out to touch the empty fertilizer was behind the ajar door?]
After reading the long and short messages, everyone quickly came up with several important pieces of information.
Screens on the wall, fertilizers, specific tools, ajar doors...
Everyone turned to look at Wang Hao and asked: "Captain, who should we look for first?"
"The door is ajar!"
Wang Hao pointed directly at the passage without a password lock.
Walking over and pushing gently, the iron mesh door at the entrance of the passage was easily pushed open!
Looking around, it was dark inside, but with the help of a headlight, Wang Hao could still tell that the space inside seemed not small.
"I'll go in first. If you're interested, you can come in. There's a lot of space inside."
After giving a brief notice, Wang Hao walked straight into it.
"Snapped!"
As the switch was pressed, a dazzling white light suddenly lit up in the passage.
Looking around, you can see an extremely long and narrow corridor in front of you. The ground seems to be made of various long wooden boards. You can feel a clear sense of hollowness when you walk on it.
"Is it empty down there?"
As he walked forward, Wang Hao looked around curiously, but unfortunately, he did not find any useful clues.
Behind him, everyone filed in.
After passing through this corridor that was more than twenty meters long, everyone finally arrived at the end of the passage.
At the same time, an iron box on the ground and a key hanging in the air broke into the sight of several people.
"what is this?"
Yang Mi reached out and touched the iron box.
"Woo~"
Suddenly, a sound like a woman crying suddenly echoed in everyone's ears.
"What's the sound?"
Yang Mi was immediately frightened and hid behind Wang Hao, never daring to touch the iron box again.
"It seems like someone is crying?"
Wang Hao frowned, looked around, and finally focused on the iron box in front of him.
There was a lock hanging on the box, and there was a key above everyone's heads, but the key was hung on a very complicated knot.
"You should use this key to open the lock, right?"
Huang Minghao said tentatively, then stretched out his hand to untie the knot.
A minute passed quickly...
Two minutes have passed...
Three minutes have passed...
Several people took turns to join the battle, but instead of being untied, the knot became even tighter!
"What the hell? Is this a dead end?"
Wei Daxun didn't even think about it, and immediately uttered the foul language, causing many people in the barrage to laugh.
At the end, Wang Hao couldn't stand it anymore and had to remind him: "Why don't you try my method?"
Hearing this, several people were relieved and quickly moved away.
But then everyone saw a very outrageous scene!
Wang Hao did not untie the knot, but directly picked up the iron box from the ground and placed the lock next to the key.
"Come on, let's drive."
"..."
silence,
Endless silence.
The other five people watched the scene in front of them silently, feeling a very outrageous feeling deep in their hearts.
Instead of untying the knot, you pick up the box instead?
Is this still possible?
Simply outrageous!!!
In the barrage, the audience went crazy with joy!
"Pfft, hahahaha, what is this called? This is called a mental dimensionality reduction attack!"
"Oh, I'm so happy. A group of people have been busy for so long, but finally they were solved by Wang Hao's magic operation."
"Dear me, you are worthy of being the three spirits in the extreme challenge. This is so handsome!"
"I declare unilaterally, the most provocative, everlasting God!"
"Although it's not appropriate to promote Ji Select in an escape variety show, I still want to say that almost all of the guests from Ji Select have unique skills!"
"..."
The barrage was very lively, and now, with the hurried actions of several people, the lock was quickly opened.
"Crunch..."
As the box was slowly opened, the items inside finally came into view.
A plastic test tube!
However……
Before anyone could take a closer look, a cold mechanical prompt suddenly came from their ears: [The fertilizer storage box was accidentally moved, and the defense mechanism has been activated!]
defense?
Wang Hao frowned and turned back suddenly!
"boom!"
Under his gaze, a loud bang like an explosion suddenly came from the corridor where everyone was passing just now, and immediately after, more than 90% of the supporting wooden boards fell down!
Their escape route was directly cut off!
"ah!"
Except for Wang Hao who could barely maintain his composure, several others could not conceal their inner fear and screamed one after another.
After a while, when several people calmed down, they were stunned by the scene in front of them!
Although there are still a few wooden boards in front of you, the distance between the two wooden boards is at least one and a half meters, which is simply not a distance that ordinary people can cross.
"Can not go back……"
Xie Yilin held the plastic test tube that he had finally obtained with great difficulty, with a sad look on his face.
A gap of one and a half meters! Who can cross this?
However, before they could react, they saw Wang Hao already taking action.
He suddenly stepped hard on the ground and jumped out, easily crossing the 1.5-meter gap and appearing on the wooden board on the other side.
"Dong dong dong..."
With several soft sounds in succession, he appeared at the door on the other side easily.
"It's still very easy." After smiling with satisfaction, he waved to a few people and said, "Come here, just jump over. It's only 1.5 meters, not very wide."
Everyone: "..."
What words!
What did you hear about it yourself?
It's only 1.5 meters, not very wide...
What you said is simply heartbreaking!
Seeing the few people standing motionless, Wang Hao was stunned for a moment, and then he immediately came to his senses.
"Huh? It's because your clothes are too tight that you can't move around, right?"
He originally wanted to save some face for everyone, but he never thought that Wei Daxun didn't need this face!
"Brother Hao, we can't jump over. This has nothing to do with the clothes. It's purely due to lack of personal ability."
6…
While silently giving a thumbs up, Wang Hao jumped back again.
If this was a one-person game, he would have turned around and walked away silently by now, but escape from the escape room is a team task, and no matter how strong an individual's ability is, it will ultimately not be as good as teamwork.
"Brother Hao, please save me!"
Everyone looked at him eagerly.
"I'll carry you all over."
While speaking, Wang Hao silently swallowed a double-strength pill by wiping his sweat.
If all four of them were like Yang Mi and only weighed about ninety kilograms, it would be easy to carry them all there. But Wei Daxun alone weighed one hundred and sixty kilograms. No matter how strong Wang Hao was, he couldn't carry it.
Move!
"boom!"
The pill melts in your mouth.
In an instant, Wang Hao felt a strange warm current spreading from his stomach, filling his whole body in an instant.
Especially that part...
Don’t call it a human being!
Even if it comes from a rhinoceros, it’s probably no problem!