Is it reasonable for me to be multi-talented as a variety show guy? Chapter 433 The Unlucky Experience of the Ultimate Three Idiots Is Always Unexpected
Chapter 433 The Unlucky Experience of the Ultimate Three Idiots Is Always Unexpected
Chapter 433 The unlucky experiences of the Three Extreme Idiots are always surprisingly the same!
Author: Ming Ye Leng Yue
Chapter 433 The unlucky experiences of the Three Extreme Idiots are always surprisingly the same!
Each doll in the tray corresponds to one of them.
Among them are monkeys, foxes, piglets, squirrels, bears, octopuses, bald men...
Sun Honglei held a bunch of dolls tightly in his arms and refused to give them to anyone. His eyes fell directly on Xu Zheng, his face full of vigilance.
"Director Xu, could you please introduce us first? What are these dolls used for?"
"I don't know." Xu Zheng shook his head and replied: "When I was preparing to come over to record the show, Yan Qi asked me to choose seven dolls to bring with me, so I brought these seven."
"real?"
"Children can't deceive! It's like a puppy to lie to others." Xu Zheng replied with certainty.
After hearing such a "vicious" oath, Sun Honglei reluctantly believed him.
After all, it’s impossible for such a freshman director to lie to people, right?
After thinking for a while, he took a pink pig puppet from the tray and returned the tray to the staff.
"I choose the little pig, you take your pick."
"I want a squirrel!"
Sitting next to him was Wang Xun. Faced with the remaining six dolls, he quickly made a decision.
After Zhang Yixin thought about it, under the attention of everyone, he finally chose an "octopus" style rag doll.
Next is Xu Zheng.
Without hesitation, he picked up a "bald strong" puppet and hugged it tightly in his arms, with a bit of a smirk on his face.
Looking at this scene, San Sha was still a little confused.
They were showing off their harvest and telling fans in the camera how cute and delicate the dolls in their hands were.
But in contrast, Sanjing frowned greatly!
It can be seen from Xu Zheng's expression that these dolls are definitely not just a simple greeting gift, but perhaps there are some unknown secrets hidden in them!
After pondering for a while, Wang Hao finally got a "monkey".
He thought to himself: "Monkey should be the image closest to Bald Qiang. Maybe I can have a slight advantage in the next session!"
Just as I was thinking about it, the other two people also made their own choices.
Huang Bo took a "bear" rag doll, while Huang Lei held a "fox" rag doll.
The next second, everyone's eyes fell on Yan Qin.
The doll has been chosen, should we cheer it up next... Oh no! Is it the second stage?
In front of the big screen, Yan asked with a smile: "Have you made your choices? Don't you regret it?"
Upon hearing this, Huang Lei's eyes lit up, and he immediately raised his hand and asked, "Can I snatch other people's dolls?"
As he spoke, the corner of his eye glanced at Xu Zheng's hand unconsciously.
"Of course not!"
Xu Zheng hurriedly hugged the bald man tighter in his arms, not giving anyone else a chance to come into contact with him.
At this time, San Sha, who was grinning with his big teeth and laughing, suddenly realized that something was wrong!
Is there something weird about this rag doll!?
Before anyone could react, they heard Yan Qi shouting to the backstage: "Next, please ask our staff to bring out the props."
As soon as he finished speaking, seven people filed out from the backstage.
When they saw the props in the hands of these seven people, everyone present except Xu Zheng and Wang Hao frowned for a moment!
Just because the props in the hands of these seven people are actually the enlarged version of the rag doll's headgear!
"Fuck..."
Looking at the huge pig head, Sun Honglei felt bad all over. There was a fierce light in his eyes when he looked at Xu Zheng!
At this point, if he still can’t figure it out, then he’s not worthy of being the leader of the Three Idiots. (PS: The great being closest to the Three Spirits!)
"Well, Xu Zheng, you just said you were a puppy when you lied to me. You are so shameless!"
"Hmm?" Xu Zheng raised his eyebrows and said with some schadenfreude: "I just said that I lied to people like a puppy, and you didn't name me by name and said that I lied to people like a puppy?"
The first link is his suggestion to the program team, so he naturally knows which headgear is easiest to wear.
Just like the Bald Qiang he chose, it was just a big helmet, and it was the smallest among the seven rag dolls.
And then there is the monkey headgear that Wang Hao chose, which is second only to the "bald strong" existence.
As for the biggest among them, it is "Bear" and "Little Pig".
These two hoods were like inflated hot air balloons. Not only were they big, but they also seemed to be quite heavy. The two staff members had only walked a few steps and were already exhausted and sweating profusely.
Sun Honglei's eyes were full of anger!
He, who is known as the "leader of the three fools", was deceived by a newcomer?
It is unbearable!
Then...
No need to endure it anymore!
In front of the screen, Yan Yan said with a serious expression: "I think you may have seen that in the high temperature of the city, there are many workers, wearing these cartoon dolls, handing out flyers on the street."
"In order to experience their lives, we will put on these puppet hoods later and go to the streets to hand out flyers for the movie "Unfortunately".
"Of course, sending out flyers is also a game competition!"
With that said, Yan Qi turned around and looked at the screen behind him, and said: "Okay then, we will invite our big screen to officially open next!"
As soon as they finished speaking, several people saw that the big screen behind the staff began to separate to the left and right, and then revealed the...
Big refrigerator?!
Why is the refrigerator out? Are you preparing to divide the ice cream?
Under the curious gaze of everyone, Yan Qi continued to introduce: "There are currently seven refrigerators on our stage, each containing seven ice cubes."
"The smallest of these ice cubes weighs two kilograms, and the largest weighs eight kilograms,"
"Each of you will get fifty leaflets. Whoever completes the distribution first can go back first to pick out ice cubes."
Although it had been expected, when Yan Zhen finished explaining the rules, several people present still had a headache.
On such a hot day, wearing such a thick hood to hand out leaflets, isn't this a scam?
Huang Bo, who was holding the bear in his arms, was about to burst into tears: "Director Xu, couldn't you have chosen some smaller headgear before you came here? With such a big bear head, it would be difficult to wear it while walking, let alone handing out leaflets.
"
"You can also choose a lighter one?" Xu Zheng raised his eyebrows slightly, with a smirk on his face: "Besides, I didn't make these headgear, I just provided a rag doll shape."
Unexpectedly, as soon as his words came to light, Sun Honglei, who could not wait for a long time, immediately took action.
"Thank you, Director Xu, for reminding me! I'll choose something lighter right now."
Before he finished speaking, Sun Honglei had already arrived in front of the screen and rushed towards the bald head wearing a strong hood.
One stone stirs up a thousand waves!
As soon as Sun Honglei started to act, everyone else couldn't sit still.
As the second-ranked "unlucky guy", Huang Bo didn't hesitate at all, stepped over the chair, rushed down, and snatched the monkey hood.
Others followed suit and began to "buy for 0 yuan" one after another. They each chose lighter headgear, and finished wearing the headgear in three strokes, five divisions and two.
When Xu Zheng reacted belatedly, several people except Wang Hao had already received fifty leaflets each and rushed towards the exit of the cinema!
"No... this... can it still be like this? Isn't this breaking the rules of the game?"
Xu Zheng subconsciously scratched his head, and the smooth top of his head suddenly felt tingly.
He never expected that such a big change would occur in what was supposed to be a foolproof link!
these people……
It's so shameless!
"well!"
At this moment, Wang Hao, who was sitting next to him, sighed and said helplessly: "Director Xu, didn't you ask before you came here? There are no game rules in extreme challenges,"
"And even if there were, no one would obey it!"
Xu Zheng: "..."
Although he didn't want to admit it, Xu Zheng still found that he had been taught a hard lesson by reality!
He came to the screen with a sigh, looked at the only "bear" and "pig head" headgear left and said helplessly: "You are young, wear the lighter one, this pig head belongs to me."
After that, he took the pig's head and put it on his head with the help of the staff.
When they saw Xu Zheng walking out wearing a pig head and shaking his head three times, the netizens in the barrage went crazy with joy!
"Haha, this is called stealing the chicken but losing the rice."
"The spring is bright, Zhu Bajie, hehe, the famous scene has reappeared, everyone is taking screenshots."
"You are here to record Jichao and you still think about the rules of the game? Director Xu, you are so naive."
"Pfft, hahaha, those people are so bad, they even took Brother Hao's hood away."
"Hiss?! Why do I feel something is wrong? Brother Hao didn't come off the field to grab? This doesn't look like him as usual?"
"No need to ask? My niece-in-law and uncle have finished forming a team?"
"..."
In the barrage, netizens were noisily arguing, while in the live broadcast room, two groups of people started to get busy after walking out of the cinema.
Distributing leaflets is very easy for experienced people.
But among the few people who participated in this recording, except for Wang Hao who did this job when he was "down and out", the others had no experience at all.
After being the first to rush out of the cinema, Sun Honglei held up the flyer and ran towards a crowded place.
"Hello, here is a movie flyer..."
"Thank you, no need,"
"Hello……"
"Pull up and pull away!"
"Hello, this is from "People on the Road"..."
"You are so ugly, I don't want your flyers."
"..."
He was touched three times in a row, which immediately made him depressed.
"Good guy, is it so difficult to distribute a flyer now? It also depends on whether the doll looks good or not?"
With a collapsed mentality, Sun Honglei shook his head in frustration, and had no choice but to turn around and walk to another place where people gathered.
The unlucky experiences of the Extreme Three Idiots are always surprisingly the same.
Sun Honglei's side kept running into obstacles, and Wang Xun and Zhang Yixin were not much better either.
After leaving the cinema, Wang Xun, who was wearing a squirrel hood, rushed straight to a park not far away in an attempt to distribute leaflets to mothers, grandparents, and grandparents with children.
However……
As soon as he rushed into the park, he was immediately "besieged" by a group of naughty children!
The doll hood on his head was pulled back and forth, so that his sight was greatly obstructed and he was unable to explain to others what he was going to do.
For a while, Wang Xun was chased by naughty children and ran back and forth in the park.
Compared with the two people who "hit the wall" everywhere, Zhang Yixin is relatively lucky.
Adhering to the idea of "there is strength in numbers", after leaving the cinema, he thought about it and simply went into a nearby snack street.
"Please pay attention to the movie "Unfortunately". Holding the flyer can exchange for a free movie ticket!"
"Really? Then give me one."
"I want it too, I want it too,"
"Can I exchange it for a movie ticket? Then give me one."
Most of the people who came to the snack street were couples or single men and women in groups, so they were very enthusiastic about Zhang Yixin's flyers.
However……
Before Zhang Yixin could be happy for too long, an unexpected situation suddenly appeared!
A big hand stretched out and snatched the flyer from his hand, followed by a cold shout in his ears!
"Who asked you to distribute flyers here? Have you reported it to the market?"
Zhang Yixin subconsciously turned his head and saw a law enforcement officer wearing "market supervision and management" frowning at him, while the flyer that should have belonged to him appeared in the other person's hand.
"It's over..."
Under the hood, Zhang Yixin smiled bitterly and had no choice but to follow the other person outside the snack street.
He can only hope that he can get the flyers back after his identity is exposed later, otherwise the first round of the game has just begun and he may be ruined!
The three fools are in a lot of situations, but the progress of the three fines is extremely fast!
Although they have no experience in distributing leaflets, they are smart enough!
As soon as they walked out of the cinema, Huang Bo and Huang Lei formed "temporary teammates" and directly entered the realm of quickly distributing flyers.
The two wore "monkey" and "fox" hoods respectively, and combined the characteristics of "intelligent" and "cunning" at the same time. They were eye-catching when walking on the road.
The two people directly abandoned the behavior of others shouting and handing out leaflets everywhere, came to a busy intersection, and stood in front of a KFC store.
Watching the passers-by coming in and out, the two of them joined forces and simply guarded the door of the store.
"Hello, KFC is giving out a big discount today. Anyone who comes to the store can get a poster of "The Journey", which can be redeemed for a movie ticket."
"Really? Thank you!"
"..."
The flow of people in fast food restaurants is already large. Based on this, a hundred flyers were distributed in less than fifteen minutes.
Seeing the store manager inside walking toward the door, the two of them looked at each other and ran away in perfect agreement!
After all the leaflets have been distributed, there is no need to wear the hood.
When they returned to the cinema, the headband had already been thrown to the staff by the two of them!
“A pleasure to work with,”
Huang Lei cheerfully stretched out his hand towards Huang Bo.
"Haha, it's so enjoyable!"
Huang Bo laughed, unable to conceal his inner excitement.
Sure enough, as long as the three spirits cooperate, there will be no difficulty that can stump them!
Talking and laughing, they came to the refrigerator. Instead of rushing to get ice cubes, they took out their mobile phones and called their teammates.
The call was quickly answered.
"Hello? Brother Huang Lei? Did you succeed?"
The voice on the microphone was a little muffled, and it was obvious that the other person was wearing a hood.
"It's done," Huang Lei nodded and asked, "Haozi, what's going on over there? How many leaflets have been sent out? Can you still delay the time?"
Hearing the sound, Wang Hao, who was in a high-end luxury shopping street, raised his head and looked at Xu Zheng, who was walking hard in front of him, and suddenly smiled crookedly.
"Don't worry, we didn't even send out a single leaflet. The plan was implemented very successfully."
"Hahaha!"
Huang Lei suddenly couldn't help laughing and said to himself: "It's hard for Director Xu to come here, we have to entertain him well,"
"It doesn't matter whether he wins or loses. The key is to let him have fun and have fun, so that he can have an unforgettable experience."
"I see!"
Wang Hao nodded hurriedly and smiled: "Let us take Director Xu to have a real-life version of "People on the Road"!"
"Let him come with a smile and go back with a smile!"