Chapter 89 System upgrade! Sultry love words? (First update)
"Ding·Congratulations to the host, the system upgrade is completed!"
"Unlock new features: "Achievement Pyramid""
"The host can redeem corresponding rewards from the achievement pyramid by completing each personal achievement."
"Pyramid of Achievement? What the hell?"
With a curious mood, Wang Hao controlled his mind and entered the new function "Achievement Pyramid".
Swish——
The next moment, the bright golden light suddenly occupied his entire eye socket, causing him to instinctively close his eyes, having no time to pay attention to the various scenes that appeared in front of him.
After a while, after he got used to it a little, Wang Hao tried his best to open his eyes.
Although the dazzling golden light had weakened a lot, the picture that appeared in front of him made him stunned on the spot, and he could not recover for a long time.
At this time, he was actually standing at the bottom of a pyramid that reached no top. Everything around him was covered in a faint golden light, making his whole body seem to be bathed in golden light.
"What the hell? Is this the rhythm of the fantasy world that is about to unfold?"
Wang Hao couldn't help but sigh after he came back to his senses.
And then, a picture appeared that made him more certain that the system was going to engage in "fantasy" this time.
Along with the flashes of golden light, golden books flew out from the surrounding walls of the pyramid, and finally appeared in front of Wang Hao.
He looked subconsciously and saw two lines of text on the book closest to him.
[Achievement: Popularity value exceeds 10,000]
【Achieved】
"Hey? The first one is a little surprise!"
Wang Hao's eyes lit up, and he immediately became interested. He reached out and slowly opened the book that was glowing with golden light in front of him.
The next moment, the system prompts suddenly sounded.
"Ding·Congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement of "popularity value exceeding 10,000"."
"Reward: a fluent earthy love story!"
"Easy love words: Every earthy love word you say will make the woman who is with you let go of the shackles of her soul and open her weak heart to you."
"Although you are earthy, your sincerity makes every woman feel extremely warm, extremely happy, and extremely happy."
"You who speak fluent and earthy love words will become the most affectionate "good man" in the world!"
"Actually, I only think about you once a day. Is that so little? Because I think about you all day long!"
"I just ate a plate of dumplings that were so spicy that I burst into tears. What do you think the fillings are? "What?" It's because I love you and I've fallen in love with you!"
Wang Hao watched blankly as the system continued to demonstrate the greasy offensive to him, and Wang Hao didn't react for a while.
After he came to his senses, a dense layer of goosebumps suddenly appeared all over his body.
"Damn it!!! The labor and management are so embarrassed that they have to dig out three bedrooms and one living room!"
Wang Hao originally thought that he could gain a lot from this magnificent achievement pyramid, but he never expected that the first achievement almost killed him!
Earthy love story?
Let him, a straight man, do this? I'm afraid I don't want his life!
Wang Hao couldn't help but feel a sense of social death when he thought that while recording a certain variety show, he suddenly spoke affectionately to a woman with earthy love words that were so oily that they could drown people.
It’s so embarrassing!
After pressing the thoughts in his mind to the ground and rubbing them frantically for a long time, he hurriedly exited the achievement pyramid, and his eyes fell on his personal panel again.
Comparatively speaking, it seems that the lottery is more reliable, at least it won't draw disgusting things like "unsophisticated love words".
Wang Hao secretly swore that earthy love words must be hidden until they become moldy and rotten, and he must never let them come out of his mouth.
Especially when he thought that netizens would call him the "grandfather of earthy love stories", he couldn't help but turn pale.
horrible!
terrible!
…
Name: Wang Hao
Sex: Male
Age:22
Popularity value:1456953
Skills: Slightly... (There are too many numbers, so let’s talk about them in this chapter.)
System evaluation: Congratulations to the host, you have become a real third-tier artist in terms of popularity. Please keep up your efforts and create greater glories!
"Warm reminder: There are huge surprises hidden in the achievement pyramid, please read carefully"
"Check your sister! Wait until I go to remove the oil before going in, it's too scary in there!"
After making a lot of complaints, Wang Hao took a deep breath and said slowly: "System, I am quite lucky today, and I have also accumulated a lot of popularity points. How about we be generous and just do ten draws in a row?
"
"agree!"
"Ding·Due to the successful system upgrade, a single lottery draw will consume 4,000 popularity points."
"Ding·Consume 40,000 popularity points and start the lottery!"
The extremely dazzling golden roulette jumped out again, spinning rapidly under Wang Hao's gaze.
Perhaps because of the successful system upgrade, Wang Hao could vaguely notice that there seemed to be a lot more rewards on the roulette wheel.
The songs "In the Name of the Father", "Serious Snow", "Exaggerated", "Confession Balloon"...
"I don't have much request. Just play "In the Name of the Father" by Jay Chou. This thing is much better than other messy skills."
Wang Hao, who has already tasted the benefits, has some expectations. After uploading "The Ordinary Road", he discovered that recording songs can make more money than doing variety shows!
However……
Is the name of the dog system a waste of time?
"Ding·The ten consecutive draws are over!"
"Congratulations to the host for getting the boxing move reward: straight punch, flat punch, left hook, right hook, uppercut, over-the-shoulder punch, shovel uppercut, whip fist, hammer fist, superman punch."
Boxing moves???
Seeing the ten-draw reward given by the system, Wang Hao couldn't help but frown, and suddenly recalled in his mind the "King of Fighting" skill that he had drawn during the second session of recording.
"So, do you want me to box?"
After thinking for a moment, Wang Hao shook his head.
Boxing was too dangerous, and he didn't want his face, which was slowly becoming more handsome, to be completely disfigured, so it was also suitable to hide it in the snow and let it moldy and rot.
"Ten more draws in a row!" Wang Hao ordered boldly.
After a while, the system prompt sounded,
"Ding·The ten consecutive draws are over."
"Congratulations to the host for getting the elbow strike reward: flat spin, downward spin, elbow lift, elbow smash, counter-spin elbow..."
"Hey? You bastard! You're causing trouble! Give me another ten lashes in a row!"
Wang Hao immediately became angry. This dog system was deliberately going against him!
"Ding·The ten consecutive draws are over."
In the live broadcast room.
Originally, everyone was ready to hear if Wang Hao had any unique sun protection tips, but when he finished saying this, everyone was stunned in place.
The next second, the barrage exploded!
"Fuck! Brother Hao! I have goosebumps! I've lost three kilograms!"
"Awkward! It's so embarrassing! It's so embarrassing that I have to leave the three bedrooms and one living room!"
"Holy shit, what is this? Who can tell me what this is? I obviously heard love words, but why is my scalp constantly numb!"
"I squirted all over the computer screen. Brother Hao, you have to compensate me!"
"..."
With the sudden change in the atmosphere, Wang Hao, who was still looking around casually, suddenly came to his senses.
When he realized that he had unknowingly uttered a greasy, earthy love word, his whole body went numb instantly, and the goosebumps on his arms appeared at a speed that was visible to the naked eye!
"Dog system! You tricked me!"
Only then did Wang Hao finally react. It turned out that these damn earthy love words had been deeply implanted in his muscle memory.
As long as there is a suitable opportunity, it will pop out without hesitation!
But what Wang Hao didn't expect was that when he subconsciously said these earthy love words, Chen Chulian beside him not only did not show a disgusted expression, but his face instantly turned red!
At this time, she was like a little girl who had just begun to fall in love. Faced with this sudden confession, she was completely helpless and her mind went blank.
"You...what are you talking about? Let's go to work quickly. If we don't make money, we will lose."
After urging Wang Hao in a low voice, Chen Chulian hurriedly ran into the express company.
And this is a last resort, after all, the camera is still on.
If the fans in the live broadcast room see that they are turned red by a man, this will definitely have a great impact on their popularity and future acting career.
However, Wang Hao was confused when he saw Chen Chulian jumping away like a little rabbit.
So...is the charm of earthy love words so great?
Or is it because of the system?
…
Seeing this scene, many male fans in the live broadcast room who were laughing at Wang Hao were stunned.
Just now, they had even imagined the scene of Wang Hao being severely despised by Chen Chulian, but they never expected that such a "magical" scene would happen!
Obviously, Chen Chulian not only didn’t have the slightest hint of disgust, but her behavior was very thought-provoking!
Some straight men suddenly felt that they had learned the real key and became excited instantly.
Li Xiang, who was quietly watching the live broadcast, was even more impressed.
He looked left and right, and after making sure no one noticed him, he hurriedly opened the chat software and found the avatar of his crush goddess.
After clicking in, he gritted his teeth and directly copied Wang Hao's love words.
Li Xiang: "Xiaojing, I actually want to be a courier."
Secret Love Goddess: "Why?"
Li Xiang: "Because as long as I am a courier, I can go downstairs to your house and tell you, Madam, please go downstairs to pick up your baby."
As the message was sent successfully, Li Xiang's ten toes couldn't help but get awkward together, rubbing the soles of his shoes crazily.
But his face looked quite excited, and there was a hint of expectation.
"Brother Hao! You are my God! You must bless me to succeed!"
Ding dong…
Suddenly, a new message notification sounded.
Li Xiang clicked into the chat box with determination to win, but when he saw the message from his crush goddess, his expression suddenly froze.
Secret Love Goddess: "Li Xiang, in my heart, you are actually a very good person. You are not suitable for the express delivery industry."
Ding·Good guy card +1
Li Xiang:Σ(°△°|||)︴?????
Looking at the high-spirited Wang Hao in the live broadcast room, and then looking at the latest reply from his crush goddess, Li Xiang suddenly realized that his process must have been wrong.
In fact, the goddess is not rejecting herself, but she wants to hear her touching words of love at the door of the express company!