"Honey, what does it mean that the sky is not responding to the sky and the earth and the earth are not working? It sounds like I'm scary! Besides, am I the kind of person who doesn't follow the rules?" Ye Fan's forehead suddenly darkened and he complained.
At this time, Lin Ruobing rolled her eyes at him angrily and complained: "You obey the rules? I don't know who touched me everywhere while I was sleeping last night."
"I'm going? Wife, why didn't you resist at that time? I saw you didn't respond, so I thought you were asleep!" Ye Fan smiled awkwardly, after all, he took a lot of Lin Ruobing's oil last night.
Originally, he thought that he had done things cleanly and without leaving any trace, but who knew that Lin Ruobing had woken up long ago.
I saw Lin Ruobing pouting slightly and complaining: "Do you still have to ask? I can't beat you, how can I resist? Besides, if I didn't let you touch me, I guess you would have been doing little tricks all night last night. In that case, I
Do you still need to sleep?"
"Uh..." Ye Fan's face froze, and then he said with a smile, "I was wrong. I admit that I shouldn't have touched you last night, but my wife, we are husband and wife now. I touched it and it didn't matter.
What’s the problem!”
"There's nothing wrong with you touching it! But why did you wait until someone was in a daze before you acted carelessly? It's annoying! It makes people unable to sleep!" Lin Ruobing rolled her eyes at Ye Fan and complained.
Judging from her tone, she seemed really angry.
"My dear wife, can you please stop being angry? I promise I will never do this again next time. Just forgive me this time!"
Ye Fan lovingly hugged her weak and boneless waist, patted her comfortingly, and pulled her closer to his arms.
Lin Ruobing leaned on Ye Fan's shoulder and said coquettishly: "This time, I will forgive you! But you will never touch me again. See how I punish you!"
At this time, Ye Fan chuckled and asked: "Wife, by the way, how will you punish me then?"
Lin Ruobing curled her lips slightly and said: "I'm going to sleep on the floor for a month as punishment! If it doesn't work, then sleep for two months!"
"hiss--"
"So cruel? Wife! If you punish me to sleep on the floor for a month, aren't you afraid of breaking my waist?"
Ye Fan said exaggeratedly, while pretending to rub his waist.
Lin Ruobing gasped, amused.
Then, she snorted softly, raised her head and said, "Of course I'm not afraid. Who doesn't know that you are highly skilled in martial arts? Even if you sleep on the snow, your waist will be fine, let alone sleeping on the floor."
I saw Ye Fan smile awkwardly and said: "Honey, don't look at me as if I'm usually very lively, but actually my martial arts is very poor!"
Lin Ruobing rolled her eyes at him angrily and said with disdain: "Stop pretending in front of me! Are you bad at martial arts? Ask Brother Bao and Brother Scar just now if they have any objections?"
"%#...#...%#%!"
Suddenly, Ye Fan was speechless. Only now did he realize that Lin Ruobing was actually so sharp-tongued and sharp-tongued, almost as good as himself!
Perhaps seeing that Ye Fan was frustrated, Lin Ruobing pursed her lips and smiled, and said playfully: "Okay, I won't talk nonsense to you anymore, you can go rent a yacht as soon as possible!"
At this time, Ye Fan hadn't reacted yet, so he subconsciously asked, "Honey, why are you renting a yacht?"
"..."
At this time, it was Lin Ruobing's turn to be speechless. She said disdainfully: "What are you doing? Is it possible that you don't want to see me wearing a bikini?"
Well?
At this time, Ye Fan reacted suddenly. He excitedly picked up Lin Ruobing, kissed her fiercely, and laughed: "Hahaha...Long live my wife! Long live my wife! My majestic wife!"