Happy times are always fleeting. The two returned to the camp site, cleaned up the mess of cups and plates with everyone, and embarked on the way back.
It was already moonlight when they arrived at the dormitory. After washing and turning off the lights, the four boys were exhausted and collapsed on the bed, motionless, but the conversation on their lips became deeper and deeper.
"Yu Tian is simply my ideal type. Brothers, I'm in love for the first time again." Liu Yisheng had an emotional moment late at night.
"Have you added the doctor to her WeChat account? How do you plan to pursue her?" Zheng Bo asked the most critical question.
Liu Yisheng paused for a few seconds and looked out the window.
"She has been added to WeChat. I also had a lot of interactions with her today, but I don't know how to start a conversation. Brothers, please give me some advice."
"You have to ask the fourth child. He has only been in school for a few days and he is already having a fierce fight with the law school girl. He is definitely a master." Even Zhang Gaoqiang spoke up.
Gu Yun smiled and refused to admit it: "What kind of expert am I? I am just an honest person. Xiao Zhong is just a fellow countryman."
Liu Yisheng couldn't help it anymore: "Fuck you, Fourth Brother. When you come back alone, the beauty in the hospital will look at you with eyes that are shining. Don't fucking hide it, please teach me!"
Gu Yun couldn't pretend anymore, so he got out of bed, poured a glass of water to moisten his throat, and said, "I don't understand Yu Tian, so I can't say too much."
"Speak quickly, we are all listening." The three brothers in the dormitory all closed their mouths.
"First of all, we need to talk about feelings from a common scene. For example, today you and Yu Tian are playing cards, having a barbecue, and riding in a car. You need to start from these three points and start with a common experience so that it won't make people feel abrupt."
Gu Yun gave her some time to think, and then spoke slowly: "Secondly, you need to use your feelings to cold-read the other person, and guess what type of person she is based on her behavior. Be bold, it doesn't matter if you are wrong."
"For example, if you have a barbecue with Yu Tian, you say she is neat and tidy; play cards together and praise her for her thoughtfulness; chat together and praise her for being bright and cheerful. Then combine these elements and directly cold-read what she is.
Girls of zodiac signs. 80% of girls believe in horoscopes. If you tell her correctly, you will understand her very well and become a confidant."
The three boys looked at each other, dumbfounded, as if they had opened the door to a new world.
"Fuck, is this okay?"
"How can I be right? Isn't the probability too low?"
Gu Yun smiled meaningfully and said in a low voice: "Only idiots really guess. I'll secretly ask Xiao Zhong what her zodiac sign is."
"..." Liu Yisheng was so shocked that he couldn't say a word for a long time.
"Finally, I have to plant expectations at the end of the chat. After saying so much, the actual purpose is to ask her out to hang out again. The first two steps are done. Just find an excuse to ask her out. I accidentally mentioned that there is a milk tea that is delicious.
A restaurant has a good reputation, a KTV is offering discounts and wants to hear you sing, etc. Speak boldly and don’t be afraid of rejection.”
"If you successfully ask a girl out, I won't start the alone time."
Gu Yun lengthened his voice and smiled ambiguously.
This smile also inspired other people in the dormitory, and everyone couldn't help but laugh along with "hehehehe". This was not only the absurd reverie in the long night, but also the longing and expectation for a beautiful love.
...
Early on the weekend morning, Gu Yun put on a mature formal suit, combed her shiny back hair, and rushed to Huatu Education Nanhu Branch.
The first lecture was quite important, as it related to a lecturer's reputation and future. Although Gu Yun only planned to use it to earn his first pot of gold, he did not take it lightly.
Pushing open the door of the classroom, Gu Yun saw Hua Shiyuan in the front row. The girl put on light makeup. Her new round-framed glasses made her face look more feminine. She had refreshing short hair and a great temperament. She lowered her head.
, write and draw in the notebook.
"Damn, my temperament will be different after being elected as the leader." Gu Yun muttered to himself.
After writing his name on the blackboard, Gu Yun started today's exclusive course directly without using any lecture notes.
"Teacher Gu, I have a question for you." After the class was over, Hua Shiyuan, who was listening carefully, came over.
"Isn't the lecture clear enough?" Gu Yun frowned, he was in a hurry to go to the Internet cafe to do power training.
Hua Shiyuan blinked her watery eyes, with a hint of hesitation in her voice: "Teacher Gu, I'm going to take the exam to select students for transfer. There's nothing wrong with answering the mock questions now, but I still can't get rid of my nervousness when meeting the examiner face to face."
"Have you ever been in love? Didn't I say last time that you just treat the examiner as your boyfriend?"
Gu Yun became more playful, stopped and looked at Hua Shiyuan. He never believed that a student union president could be nervous.
"We haven't talked about it. I have been on exchange outside and have no chance to fall in love. I only returned to my school in the past few months."
Hua Shiyuan briefly met Gu Yun's gaze, lowered her head shyly, and pretended to tidy up the broken hair around her ears.
Exchange students can become chairman when they return to school. All people are created equal but their destinies vary widely. This is not the first time that Gu Yun realizes the differences in the world.
"Then you should hurry up and find a boyfriend. You will soon be disenchanted with men, so why are you nervous?"
Hua Shiyuan didn't reply, seeming to be thinking about something.
"Okay, if you insist on my teaching, I will set aside twenty minutes in the evening, ten minutes for simulation, ten minutes for review, and WeChat videos will do. Once you get used to it, you won't be nervous anymore."
Gu Yun patted the girl on the shoulder and spoke seriously.
"Really? Teacher Gu, you are so kind!" Hua Shiyuan looked at Gu Yun in surprise.
"It's better to pay Teacher Gu according to the market price."
"Forget it, Xiao Yuanyuan, there is always something you can do to help me."
Gu Yun left something Hua Shiyuan couldn't understand and turned around and entered the Internet cafe.
Of course the confused girl could not have imagined that Gu Yun, who was disguised as a promising young man in his twenties, was actually a freshman in college, and that she, the leader of the student union, would have to nod for the interview.
...
Gu Yun opened the Tieba forum and took the tenth order today. It was the only one with over 2,000 points in the top division. At present, this was the only one. If he won a game, he could earn about 100 yuan. Gu Yun regularly came to the Internet cafe to play five or six games every night.
I have initially established regular customers, and I am very comfortable counting money.
Returning to the dormitory smelling of cigarette smoke, Gu Yun took stock of his income and found that he had earned about 7,000 yuan recently. Gu Yun decided to buy a computer.
It's not convenient to go to an Internet cafe every day, and power leveling is not a long-term solution.
"Ring, ring, ring!" The cell phone that had been silent for a long time suddenly rang.
"Hello?"
"I want to go shopping in Optics Valley tomorrow to buy some clothes, will you go?" Zhong Leyi was on the other end of the phone.
"No, I don't have time." Gu Yun was still immersed in the dilemma of what kind of computer to buy.
"If you don't go, I'll tell my mother and kiss me."
"...What a coincidence, I just want to go shopping and buy something." Gu Yun quickly changed his words.
"That's pretty much it! It's settled then, I'm going to take a shower."
Zhong Leyi was in a good mood after hanging up the phone. She applied a moisturizing mask in advance and watched Yu Tian next to her rolling around on the bed holding her mobile phone.
"Yibao, I think this boy named Doctor understands me very well. He can guess what zodiac sign I am."
"If you strike up a conversation on the first day of military training, you can tell he is not an honest person."
The ice-snow and smart Zhong Leyi suddenly realized that the question on Gu Yun's phone call turned out to be an assist for Liu Yisheng.
