Gu Yun was not kicked out of Wen Jue's house in the end. He ran to the empty bedroom upstairs and stared at the empty ceiling in a daze.
Fortunately, when he first bought the house, he had bought a large villa. Otherwise, if it had been an ordinary two- or three-bedroom villa, the angry Wen Jue would have kicked him out now.
Where will you live then?
What a problem.
How to coax a jealous girlfriend? Wait online.
Even though Gu Yun was very experienced, he didn't have any good ideas when faced with this kind of overturning on the spot.
No matter how good-tempered a girl is, if she has just finished making out with her boyfriend and sees the traces of intimacy between her boyfriend and another girl the night before, she will break her guard on the spot.
How would you best describe your situation?
Gu Yun didn't think about how to coax Wen Jue, so he simply sent a series of WeChat messages, criticizing the little secretary's ability to do things.
[What kind of rubbish concealer is that of yours? It’s really stupid, it’s killing me!]
【?】
It was getting late, and He Xuan replied almost instantly.
[I took a shower, and then all these things were gone. Wasn’t it waterproof as promised? 】
[Hahahahahahaha, did you use shower gel? You can’t blame me.]
【Now I am kicked out of the room by Orange, alas.】
Across the screen, He Xuan looked at this WeChat message and laughed so hard that she covered her mouth and pressed a few more keys to reply.
【Deserved it.】
[As your personal assistant, I have a piece of advice for you. If you want to have a long harem, you must control your belt. You already have so many confidante, don’t steal them casually.
Girls’ pants, don’t let people take your pants off easily!】
[If you must steal something, remember not to leave such obvious evidence as a hickey.]
Although he knew that Gu Yun didn't have a new baby cabbage, the seriousness of this mistake made even He Xuan, who was firmly on Gu Yun's side, unable to bear it.
...
On the other hand, Wen Jue also sent a WeChat message to her best friend.
[Sister, are you asleep? I’m really going to be mad!
】
He Xuan pretended not to know and replied immediately.
【What's wrong? You haven't slept yet, what happened?】
[That green tea bitch Hua Shiyuan deliberately left a very obvious hickey on his body, and then he came to my house today. I only found out after taking a shower. Do you think she was deliberately disgusting me???]
Wen Jue's grievance and anger can be felt in the three huge question marks and the details between the lines.
[...Hua Shiyuan is a bit too much, so how do you deal with it?]
He Xuan pretended to be surprised and asked about Wen Jue's follow-up.
[I rushed him upstairs, and I got annoyed when I saw him. And you know, some Xiao Bichi gave him concealer, and he even applied it to cover up the strawberry marks, thinking that I couldn’t see it.
It doesn’t exist, bah! Dog man, I’m so angry!
】
Wen Ju made a lot of complaints and unknowingly cursed He Xuan as well.
[Uh... He's really bad. Why is he so cunning... Come down! 】
He Xuan stuck out her tongue secretly at the other end of the screen, "I'm sorry, sister, I didn't do this concealer well."
My, my.
[Stop talking, green tea is too much. I’m going to find an opportunity to fight with her.]
[Huh? Real or fake? How do you plan to operate it? 】
He Xuan's eyes widened, and the good sister who had always been gentle couldn't stand it anymore?
But I don't know what happened to Wen Jue. The other party seemed to have fallen asleep. He only said half of the key questions and never replied to the rest.
...
When a woman is angry, should she comfort her immediately or let the conflict play out overnight?
This is a very classic question, and the major emotional experts and theoretical masters of later generations have almost the same understanding of this issue.
Immediate coaxing is the most difficult, but the effect is also the best.
No, Gu Yun lay on the bed and counted silently for a while. Expecting that Wen Jue's drunkenness had almost dissipated, and his mood swings had probably reached their highest point and then slowly declined, he crept out of the room.
Click.
The door is locked.
But this didn't bother Gu Yun at all. The spare key was still in the living room. He inserted it and pushed it, and the door to the master bedroom opened.
Wen Jue didn't sleep at all. A small orange lamp was lit above her head. The girl was leaning on the bed with her arms folded. There was some video on the phone holder in front of her.
Seeing Gu Yun open the door somehow, Wen Jue looked over with a pair of cold eyes, expressionless.
"go out."
Gu Yun threw these two words behind him and had no intention of listening. He climbed onto the bed with his legs bent and rubbed himself next to Wen Jue with a smile.
"I was wrong, really wrong. Let me explain."
Wen Jue said nothing and turned her head away from looking at him.
An expert once said that if a girl is angry and you are really not sure how to comfort her, just push her down and let her enjoy the bliss.
When a woman reaches her physiological peak, her brain will be temporarily blank for a period of time.
When your mind is blank at this moment, you can turn the subject elsewhere.
Of course, there are also side effects of sleeping with your girlfriend in this way.
It just makes people very tired and wastes their money.
Of course, Gu Yun had heard of such a theory. He was completely irrational and was planning to use this method to take a shortcut.
So Gu Yun stretched out his hand, suddenly hugged Wen Jue's soft waist tightly, and pressed hard from behind. She lost her balance and sat on his deliberately stretched thigh.
"what?"
Wen Jue got a little angry and struggled slightly. Why are you so shameless at this time?
But the experienced Gu Yun easily put his arms through her armpits, pressed her back from the nape of her neck where it was least likely to exert force, and when he reached forward, he kissed her lips with precision.
.
It has a faint aroma of alcohol and still has the sweet aroma of malt, which makes it really unique to taste.
"Ugh!"
Suddenly, Gu Yun felt that Wen Jue's way of exerting force was wrong, a chill ran down his back, and he quickly pulled his mouth back.
Despite this, there was still a sharp pain on the tip of her tongue. After she dodged it, her mouth felt hot, and she bit her hard.
"Are you comfortable now? I really know I was wrong, and I know you feel more pain than me."
Gu Yun was not unhappy at all because he was bitten hard.
Although he shamelessly begged for peace and his face was somewhat hot due to cortical hyperplasia, he still took the initiative to put his arm around Wen Jue's shoulders and continued to coax him with a smile, even though a trace of blood spilled from the corner of his mouth.
"How about you bite me again? Bite me harder and leave a mark."
Gu Yun's words made Wen Jue's expression slightly distorted.
The anger that should have blurted out turned into a long and thin sigh between the slightly red lips.
