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Chapter 101 This is a god

 In his previous life, Li Qinzai was not partial to science, whether it was liberal arts or science, he was only half-skilled. He failed in exams regardless of whether he was partial to liberal arts or science.

After time travel, most of the gadgets Li Qinzai made were related to science and engineering, such as divine arm bows, horseshoes, pulleys, etc.

Later, I probably realized that it was a bit biased, so I promptly created "Hundred Family Surnames" to balance it out.

As for the mathematical formulas demonstrated to Li Zhi, I am ashamed to say that in my previous life, they were at the level of an elementary school student.

Legend has it that there are five crazy NPCs in the world of mathematics, namely the crazy pool manager, the conscience contractor A and B in the industry, the perverted old farmer who counts the legs of chickens, ducks and rabbits, the model driver who drives at a constant speed and is never late, and the mentally retarded businessman who buys and sells and never cares about losing money.

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The formula Li Qinzai came up with is that of a model driver driving at a constant speed, which he probably learned in the sixth grade of elementary school.

Is mathematics useful to the development of the country? Of course it is. The development of a country requires the soul of scholars and philosophy, and it also needs the flesh and blood of science and engineering.

For the Tang Dynasty, the so-called "ruling the country" method was extremely primitive.

Farmers farmed the land, landlords collected rent, taxes were paid into the treasury, and the taxes were then used to build water conservancy projects, build cities, pay officials, pay the army, etc.

It seems that no one has thought about using the power of technology to improve productivity. Li Qinzai's invention of the pulley block is actually a good example. Unfortunately, no one still thinks deeply about the significance it brings to the world.

"A proficient mathematician, there is only Jingchu in the world, how should he deal with it?" Li Zhi stared at Li Qinzai's face, with a light flashing in his eyes, as if he had evil intentions.

You can probably guess what Li Zhi had in mind.

But Li Qinzai was not fooled. He had a lazy personality and was destined not to be a candle that burned himself silently, nor to become a sage in science and engineering with three thousand disciples under his command.

He finds it difficult to even stand, and his greatest hobby in life is to eat, drink, and defecate in bed like a paraplegic.

Teaching and educating people? Going to school to clock in from nine to five every day, writing lesson plans and reviewing homework by candlelight late at night?

What is the difference between this and being a social animal in my previous life? Am I cursed by God, who punished me to be a social animal for the ninth life, and then threw a monkey to protect me from the West?

Hehe, do you want to eat shit?

"Ah, what your Majesty said makes sense. If you think about it, it's hard for one person to make a difference. Today, I am the minister Meng Lang. I don't say anything about being a minister. I just let this matter go." Li Qinzai shook his head with regret, looking like he had no way to serve the country.

regret.

Li Zhi was stunned.

Next, shouldn't we cry impassionedly and vow to devote all our life's knowledge to cultivating three thousand science and engineering disciples for the Tang Dynasty, so as to strengthen the power of the Tang Dynasty?

This guy doesn't play by the rules.

"Jingchu, you..." Li Zhi felt a tightness in his chest, which was very uncomfortable.

"Your Majesty, the dinner is ready. Please move to the front hall. I dare not boast, but my dishes are the most delicious in the world." Li Qinzai cordially invited Li Zhi to the front hall.

Li Zhi gritted his teeth in anger and pointed at him bitterly.

Although it was a Weinan villa, Li Qinzai had never been a person who wronged him. The iron pots for cooking in the villa had long been made, and even the cook of the villa had been taught how to cook a few dishes by Li Qinzai himself.

Entering the front hall, Li Zhi was asked to sit at a large round table. Li Qinzai waited for a long time but did not see the food being served, so he frowned and looked a little impatient.

Qiao'er next to him was also hungry, holding a chopstick in his mouth and looking at him pitifully.

Li Qinzai turned to look outside the hall and shouted impatiently: "Hurry up and serve the food. What are you doing?"

There was no movement outside the hall. After waiting for a long time, Wang Changfu, who was beside Li Zhi, came slowly. He ignored Li Qinzai and only smiled at Li Zhi. Then, with a wave of his hand, several palace servants brought the dishes into the hall.

Li Qinzai was stunned, and then he gradually understood.

The emperor went on tour incognito, which seemed low-key, but was actually quite grand.

Especially when dining out, you should not be careless. Before the food is served, the kitchen of the Li family has been taken over by the imperial guards and palace people. Every dish may have been tasted by the palace people to check whether it is poisoned.

This is very particular.

If Zheng Feng and Gao Qi could have been in such a situation, how could they have been numbed with sweat and drug, stripped naked, and humiliated in public...

Datang had a meal-sharing system, which was similar to the box lunch set in the previous life, but the Li Family Villa was different.

Li Zhi sat at a large round table, curiously observing the round table from top to bottom, which he had never seen before, as well as a single pair of bowls and chopsticks in front of him.

After the food was served, generous portions of dishes were placed on the table.

The scene was a bit beyond expectations. Even though he was an emperor, Li Zhi was still timid and did not dare to move. He stared at Li Qinzai curiously.

"Your Majesty, please have a meal." Li Qinzai invited him politely.

"Ah, Jingchu, you come first, you come first." Li Zhi refused.

It's not that he doesn't want to eat, it's that Li Zhi doesn't know how to eat the bowls, chopsticks and the large dishes on the table. It would be embarrassing if he makes a mistake.

"Your Majesty will not move. How dare I move the chopsticks first? Your Majesty will ask first."

Li Zhi hesitated for a moment and said seriously: "Jingchu, I am not being polite, but... in short, you should use the chopsticks first."

Li Qinzai didn't dare to move. Since he had behaved badly in front of the emperor a long time ago, Li Ji had given him many lessons in etiquette when meeting the emperor.

The etiquette of eating with the emperor is also one of the courses. Anyway, one of the most important ones is that the emperor moves his chopsticks first, and then you can do so. Otherwise, it will be a breach of etiquette.

The consequences of a minister's disobedience depended on the emperor's mood at the time, ranging from not caring to shouting at the palace to be chopped to death by a swordsman in front of the palace. In short, the fate was very random.

The monarch and his ministers pushed each other back and forth, and Li Qinzai gradually realized that Li Zhi was really not polite to him, but really wanted him to show off first.

So after Li Qinzai stood up and confessed, he first gave Qiaoer a chicken leg.

Qiao'er was so hungry that she didn't dare to move due to upbringing etiquette. The chicken legs were put into the bowl. Qiao'er was so happy that she grabbed the chicken legs with her hands and gnawed them without using chopsticks.

Li Zhi saw this and couldn't help but feel even more hesitant.

Does the Li family eat with their hands? Isn't this... a bit too wild?

After hesitating for a long time, Li Zhi was about to follow the local customs and grab a piece of chicken breast with his hands. Fortunately, he saw Li Qinzai using chopsticks to pick up a piece of chicken and put it into his bowl, then pick it up with chopsticks and stuff it into his mouth.

Li Zhi's tangled expression suddenly relaxed.

He found the true meaning of eating in the Li family, and he felt inexplicably full of a sense of accomplishment. What a stupid thing?

When a piece of chicken entered his mouth, Li Zhi's eyes lit up and he couldn't help but blurt out: "It's delicious! Jingchu really didn't boast, it is indeed the most delicious in the world!"

Li Qinzai smiled reservedly.

This dish took a lot of effort. It was simmered for two hours, and then simmered with ginger and garlic. The chicken soup was simmered into a thick sauce, and the chicken melted in your mouth.

With the current cooking methods of the Tang Dynasty, it is impossible to make such delicious dishes.

Li Zhi couldn't wait to taste a few other dishes. He praised each dish highly, and the more he ate, the happier he became.

Li Qinzai knew that he was a patient with high blood pressure, so he didn't serve Li Zhi any wine. The king and his ministers just ate rice with the dishes, but Li Zhi didn't care. The meal was a feast for both host and guest.

It was already dark after the meal, so Li Zhi was left in the other courtyard. Li Qinzai ordered his servants to vacate the north wing of the backyard.

After nightfall, Li Zhi still didn't fall asleep. The palace servants held a thick stack of memorials, and Li Zhi reviewed them one by one.

The memorials were delivered by fast horses from Chang'an. The emperor's tour did not mean abandoning the government affairs. Every day, memorials were delivered by fast horses from Chang'an.

Late at night, Wang Changfu knocked lightly on the door, and Li Zhi announced in a deep voice.

Wang Changfu hunched over, walked to Li Zhi's case, bowed and said softly: "Your Majesty, in the evening, I have ordered the Yulin guards to try what Li Shaojian said. Just now the guards have returned quickly."

Li Zhi put down his pen, leaned forward, and said eagerly: "What's the result?"

"The servant ordered the guards to divide into two teams. After leaving the village, they took the Qin Road. The Qin Road was wide and flat. One team of guards marched slowly at a speed of twenty miles per hour. After half an hour, the other team of guards pursued them at a speed of about fifty miles per hour. As a result,

As Li Shaojian said, we caught up with him in about two seconds."

Even though he knew that the result should be good, Li Zhi still looked surprised.

After a long time, Li Zhi sighed: "What a rare talent!"

Wang Changfu also sighed: "My servant was also present at that time, and until now I still can't figure out why Li Shaojian knew how long the pursuit would take just by scratching a few times on the ground, and calculated the score accurately. This ability... is simply amazing!

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Li Zhi also nodded and said: "This ability is indeed divine. More importantly, this man's abilities are unfathomable. What he has revealed now may be just the tip of the iceberg. I don't know how many abilities he has yet to reveal."


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