Crouching dragon and phoenix chick sounds like a curse, so Li Qinzai must disassociate himself from this word.
Xue Ne was very excited in the tent. He was frothing at the mouth and recounted how he outsmarted the humiliating city. During this period, he added exaggerated descriptions, portraying himself as a lone hero with both wisdom and courage. He bravely braved the dragon's pond and tiger's den alone, and defeated the evil villain.
, finally captured the city of Humiliation without any bloodshed.
There is no hero like Sun Zhong. Without him, the Tang Dynasty would be over and the sky would fall.
Li Qinzai listened patiently to his boasting. He had no choice but to move, unable to jump up and give him a critical blow, leaving stories written all over his face.
However, Xue Ne spoke fluently. Apparently he had told people more than once about the process of outsmarting the humiliating city, and he had a fixed manuscript. He just took it out and memorized it when he saw people.
After half an hour, he finally finished talking about his great achievements. Xue Ne was so thirsty that he took a bowl of water from the bedside and poured it into his mouth.
After pouring it down, Xue Ne sprayed it out: "What is medicine?"
Li Qinzai said calmly: "It should be very reasonable for a seriously injured patient to have a bowl of medicine next to his bed, right?"
Xue Ne smacked his lips and said nonchalantly: "It's okay. Drinking won't kill you. Brother Jingchu, what do you think of the story of my brother-in-law outsmarting the humiliating city? If you're not satisfied, my brother-in-law will tell you a story about his brother-in-law chasing the sun..."
"Shut up now," Li Qinzai sighed and said, "I have been talking for half an hour, and I can sum it up in one sentence: use money to break open the city gate. Think about it carefully, is this the case?
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Xue Na paused, pondered for a while, and said hesitantly: "It seems...that's really what happened, but...oh, no, brother Jingchu has gone too far. The stupid brother is both wise and brave, and he has been through life and death. How come he has become so wretched in your mouth?
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Li Qinzai sneered: "Who among the bastards in Chang'an City has never done this trick of throwing money at people? As long as you have money, a dog can do the job you do."
Xue Na suddenly felt hurt and looked at him with an aggrieved face.
"Brother Jingchu, why did you hurt me so much?"
"Because I found you floating. As a brother, I have the responsibility and obligation to let your feet fall back to the ground."
In Li Qinzai's eyes, Xue Na was indeed a little too arrogant, and the way he was proudly showing off his achievements was really disappointing.
It's just a matter of bragging in the army. If he still behaves like this when he returns to Chang'an, he will get into trouble.
Since ancient times, how many good consequences have come to those who are arrogant based on their merits? There are so many eyes in the court staring at those who are in the limelight. If Xue Na does not restrain himself, he will get into trouble sooner or later.
It is normal and understandable for young people to show off their courage and boast about their achievements.
But if you want to live peacefully from youth to old age, it's best to keep a low profile. You don't need to publicize what you have done. In fact, others are watching silently.
After Li Qinzai finished speaking, Xue Na was silent for a long time, his expression becoming more and more solemn.
Then he suddenly bowed his head to the ground towards Li Qinzai and could not stand up for a long time.
"A good friend and a loyal friend, thank you very much for the advice, brother Jingchu. I have learned a lesson from my foolish brother." Xue Na said sincerely.
Apparently after a while, Xue Ne also figured it out.
We are all playboys, and the elders in the family are all important figures in the court. We have all seen the dangers in the court.
After Xue Ne reflected on it, he found that he had been a bit arrogant recently. He went around boasting about how he defeated the humiliating city and boasted about his achievements. Maybe no one in the army cared about him, but if he didn't change this problem, he would return to
Chang'an continues to boast, just waiting for bad luck.
The purpose of friends is not only to eat and drink, but also to support each other and share weal and woe. When the other person strays from the right path, give him a decisive slap to bring him back.
At this moment, Xue Ne was truly grateful to Li Qinzai. When he was proud, others only knew how to flatter him, but no one ever told him that he was seeking death.
Only Li Qinzai decisively poured cold water on his head when he was most proud.
This is what friends should really do.
Brothers for many years, there was no need to say any polite words. The two of them looked at each other and smiled, then they said goodbye.
And Xue Ne also secretly decided that from now on he would never mention the story of how he outsmarted the humiliating city. Even if others asked him about it, he would take it lightly.
As Li Qinzai said, what he has done is actually seen by others silently, and there is no need to brag.
"Brother Jingchu's injury, I'm afraid it will take a long time to heal, right? It's a big loss for his life. He came back from the gate of hell, otherwise I will lose my brother."
Li Qinzai hummed and said, "Doctor Jin said it will take about half a year."
Xue Ne's expression changed: "Half a year? Then the next battle to destroy Goguryeo..."
Li Qinzai smiled: "I have the intention to kill the thief, but I am powerless. I guess I won't be able to lead the army."
Xue Ne nodded: "General Qibi read the military report and said that Brother Jingchu's battle a few days ago determined the victory of our army to destroy Goguryeo. The next step is to go south to siege the city, conquer Pyongyang, clear the palace, and completely defeat Goguryeo.
Take back my territory of the Tang Dynasty."
"There is no suspense, but the last glorious moment of destroying the country makes people excited. Brother Jingchu might as well stay in the rear army and rest until my king's army defeats the enemy's capital. Brother Jingchu, I will personally carry brother Jingchu into Pyongyang and fight with him.
The officers and soldiers congratulate each other."
Li Qinzai smiled and said: "There is no need to participate in such ceremonial matters. Maybe it won't be long before the emperor sends an edict calling me back to Chang'an to recuperate."
Xue Ne was stunned for a moment, and then showed hesitation. After a long time, he gritted his teeth and said, "If brother Jingchu returns to Chang'an, it would be pointless for me to stay here. Anyway, this time I will make my father look good and mess up."
If you give me some credit and don't get beaten, you'll be lucky. Brother Jingchu and I will return to Chang'an together."
Li Qinzai shook his head: "Don't be impulsive. You stay in Goguryeo and look for opportunities by yourself. Maybe you can outsmart a few cities. After your victory, you may win the title of County Prince or something. It can also be regarded as honoring your ancestors. It's not appropriate to go back now. It's for nothing."
A lot of credit has been missed.”
Xue Ne pouted: "I quit. Marching and stationed in the camp is hard and boring. There is no wine or a wife. It's too boring to live in the same camp with my father. Why don't we go back to Chang'an to drink, eat meat and hug girls? Wouldn't it be fun?"
"Don't worry about the title. I am the eldest son of Xue. When my father died, the title was naturally passed on to me."
Li Qinzai nodded: "Then we will look forward to this day together."
Xue Ne smacked his lips and suddenly felt that he was not human...
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As soon as the navy ship docked, a soldier quickly ran off the ship carrying a rectangular wooden box on his back.
The Dengzhou postman on the shore had been waiting for a long time. He took over the wooden box from the soldier. The two of them checked the paint of the wooden box and the seal of the memorial in person. After confirming that it had not been touched, the postman got on his horse and quickly headed towards Chang'an. The city rushed away.
Urgent military reports were sent for eight hundred miles, day and night, men and horses died of exhaustion, and the military reports could not be stopped.
After more than ten days of galloping, the military report was finally delivered to Chang'an City under the relay of postmen at various stations along the way.
You are allowed to ride horses when entering the city. This is the privilege of the Eight Hundred Miles Army.
The postman carried the wooden box and the memorial on his back and went straight to the Taiji Palace. When he was outside the palace gate, he dismounted and hurried forward, knelt on one knee, and held the wooden box and the memorial in both hands.
"Goguryeo has humiliated the city of Yi. Li Ji, the commander-in-chief of the Liaodong march, has made an urgent military report for eight hundred miles. Please listen to Datian!"
The guards outside the palace gate did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly took the wooden box and memorial, and hurried into the palace gate.