From the day he met Wu Minzhi, Li Qinzai could not feel his pulse.
Wu Minzhi's words and deeds are very strange. I don't know whether he is really crazy or is doing things under the guise of being crazy. Li Qinzai knows that the environment he lives in is a bit messy. There is a mess between his mother, sister, aunt Empress Wu, three women and Li Zhi.
The relationship really cast a big shadow on him.
To be honest, if Li Qinzai were in Wu Minzhi's environment, he would probably be crazy.
Who the hell can stand this?
In comparison, my father, Li Siwen, only had one concubine, so he could be said to be a man of few desires and a peaceful life.
Crazy criticism’s behavior is understandable, but it’s incomprehensible that you didn’t even bother to move into my new house despite my greetings.
I paid the betrothal gift and paid a visit to the bride. You actually took care of the most exciting part of entering the bridal chamber. How can you bear this?
"My wise brother Min..." Li Qinzai said with a smile on his face but not a smile on his face.
Wu Minzhi said hurriedly: "Sir, you are serious. I cannot be called a good brother. I am your disciple and should be called a junior."
Only then did Li Qinzai suddenly remember that this criminal seemed to be really his disciple, and he once lived in Ganjing Village for a while. Later, after the Li Yifu case, Wu Minzhi left Ganjing Village and continued to live in Chang'an City.
Li Qinzai never regarded him as his disciple, and he didn't care about his departure. If he really wanted to regard him as his disciple, given Wu Minzhi's virtue, he would probably have to visit his grave to remember his voice and smile.
"My dear brother Min, do you know that this is my mansion?" Li Qinzai didn't bother to correct the title. This guy is not worthy of being his disciple.
Wu Minzhi chuckled: "Of course I know. I heard from an official of the Ministry of Finance the day before yesterday that the emperor gave you an official residence. I finally found out the location of the official residence and moved in yesterday."
Li Qinzai's eyes narrowed: "I haven't even moved in yet, so you're rude. Don't you think it's rude, my dear brother Min?"
Wu Minzhi said seriously: "Master and disciple are father and son. The father's house is the son's home. What's wrong with the disciple moving in early?"
Li Qinzai was speechless, it seemed...it really made sense!
Wu Minzhi added: "Besides, when the disciples moved in, they only stayed in the concierge temporarily. They didn't even dare to step into the courtyard..."
As he spoke, Wu Minzhi came up to him and said with a lewd smile: "Mr.'s house is still original. I'm just waiting for you to break it. I'm just hanging around outside..."
Li Qinzai was so angry that he laughed. After laughing a few times, he suddenly shouted: "Feng Su!"
Feng Su rushed over: "Here!"
Li Qinzai pointed at Wu Minzhi and said: "Give me castration of this evil obstacle and send it to Tai Chi Palace. I will say that I have been promoted to a noble title so suddenly that I have no way to repay Heaven's kindness. I will give the Emperor a personal chamberlain to express my feelings."
Feng Su responded loudly.
Wu Minzhi's expression finally changed: "Sir, there's no need to be so big, right?"
Feng Su showed a sinister smile towards Wu Minzhi: "Master Wu, be obedient and spread your legs..."
Wu Minzhi was shocked: "Sir, I know I was wrong, please spare me this!"
Li Qinzai looked at him coldly: "Don't you like going crazy? I'll give you something exciting. Feng Su, ask someone to come in and hold down his legs."
"Sir, please listen to my disciple's sophistry!" Wu Minzhi was about to cry.
He is indeed a bit crazy, but a man's dignity cannot be joked about. If you run out of fun, you can't take it back.
"Sir, I entered your residence without telling you. There is a reason for this. Please allow me to explain!" Wu Min's face turned pale with worry.
Li Qinzai sat in a wheelchair and said leisurely: "For whatever reason, I am very angry with your behavior. I don't want to hear the explanation anymore. I'll castrate it first."
"Sir, sir! This disciple is desperate!" Wu Minzhi was very anxious.
Li Qinzai raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Say it and make me happy."
Feng Su next to him smiled and took two steps away.
Wu Minzhi wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a wry smile: "Disciple made a little mistake a few days ago..."
"The mistake you mentioned is not a small one, right? What did you do?"
Wu Minzhi sighed: "The day before yesterday, the Queen summoned her disciples to the palace to talk about family ties. When the disciples walked to the Tai Chi Hall, they suddenly felt anxious, so they decisively sprayed water under the pillars of the Tai Chi Hall..."
As he spoke, Wu Minzhi said cautiously: "It's just like the one the two gentlemen had just made. It's hearty and refreshing. It's a little flirty, but it's full of innocence and cuteness..."
Li Qinzai's cheek twitched several times.
"If you have something to say, don't involve my son. My son is not as rebellious as you and dares to urinate outside the Tai Chi Hall." Li Qinzai said with a straight face.
Wu Minzhi said bitterly: "People have internal anxiety and cannot control it. The disciple couldn't help himself at the time..."
This bit of culture is used in idioms.
"When the queen heard about it, Fengyan was furious. She scolded me severely and ordered me to shut myself up and reflect on myself. It was just a small matter, self-examination or something, but I came out after a few days of confinement at home."
"What's terrible is that for some reason the censors found out about this. That man named Liu Rengui took some wrong medicine and went to court for three days in a row, insisting that your majesty banish me to southern Guizhou as a warning to the dandies in the capital.
The example of my disciples..."
Li Qinzai said pertinently: "Liu Rengui is indeed not a good guy... Well, you are even less of a thing!"
"Although I have a lot of grievances with the Queen, we are still relatives after all. The Queen is quite protective of me, and the Emperor is also partial to me. After all, my mother and him, ah!"
After Wu Minzhi sighed angrily, he continued: "Liu Rengui's impeachment memorial was sent back. The emperor explained to the outside world that I have a weird temperament, a long history of brain diseases, and occasional acts of dementia. This should be forgiven. The emperor has the world in mind.
It can accommodate all things, but can’t it tolerate a drop of urine?”
Li Qinzai's cheek twitched again, he was so "huh"...
"Are these the emperor's original words?"
"The previous words are the exact words, and a splash of urine is my understanding. Is that what it means?"
Li Qinzai sighed: "What then?"
"Then Liu Rengui said that if you are sick, you should see a doctor, and you can't stop taking the medicine. So I was unlucky. The queen sent an imperial doctor to come to my house every day to diagnose my pulse and prescribe prescriptions. He made me sick very quickly.
…”
As he spoke, Wu Minzhi showed a look of resentment, clenched his fists and said angrily: "Liu Rengui is an old man, and he is holding on to me for just one thing. If I get the chance, I will burn his house!"
Li Qinzai nodded in approval. He agreed to burn Liu Rengui's house on the condition that he was not allowed to do it himself.
"You've been talking about the urination thing for a long time, but you still haven't explained why you secretly lived in my house..." Li Qinzai glanced at the ginkgo tree in the middle of the yard, showing suspicion: "Isn't Shuzi in my yard?"
Did you pee?"
Wu Minzhi said hurriedly: "How dare I do something disrespectful in your husband's house? I swear to God that I will never let it go."
"Just because the imperial doctor diagnoses my pulse and prescribes prescriptions for me every day at home, I really can't bear it, and I don't dare to escape from Chang'an in fear of crime, so I have to live in the post office. I was happy to hear that my husband returned to Beijing the day before yesterday, and the emperor gave him an official residence. My heart is
Looking forward to it, I also remembered that I am no longer a stranger to you, so I will not be a stranger to you..."
"What the hell..." Li Qinzai was angry and helpless, pointing at him: "Get out of here, right now!"
Wu Minzhi, however, was like a knife, and without any regard for his relatives' face, he suddenly hugged Li Qinzai's thigh: "Sir, please allow me to hide in your mansion for a while!"
"It's not just a matter of pissing. Chang'an is not peaceful recently. As a relative, my status is really sensitive. It is better to hide from the world and seek peace."