Xue Ne and Wu Minzhi had a friendship, but not a deep one. They had had several drinking dates with each other, and they had met at various banquets at the homes of powerful people in Chang'an.
So Xue Na has no idea how crazy this crazy criticism is.
He kowtowed when he wanted to, called uncle when he wanted to, and took his money bag without making a sound, which made Xue Ne doubt for a while whether this guy was really crazy or fake.
The technique and speed with which he touched the money bag were sober and professional, and he had the potential to be handcuffed to the radiator.
The money bag had fallen into someone else's arms, and Xue Ne had no choice but to sigh helplessly.
This uncle is really expensive. Being an elder really has to pay the price.
The carriage was still swaying forward, and Xue Ne and Wu Minzhi were still sitting and lying down in the carriage.
"Have you remembered everything that Brother Jingchu told you clearly? This matter is very important. Brother Jingchu said that it is related to the country. My nephew Min must be careful not to ruin Brother Jingchu's important event." Xue Ne warned seriously.
Wu Minzhi chuckled: "Don't worry, I've never failed in my work. Why should I go to the trouble of finding a skilled assassin to get in and chop him off? I have to take off his pants and fart..."
Xue Ne glanced at him: "If everything in the world were as easy and simple as you said, the world would have been in chaos long ago. If the popular person in the emperor's eyes was killed so easily, wouldn't the emperor pursue the case? Assassinations like this
Once something is done, it will definitely leave traces and will be found out sooner or later."
Wu Minzhi curled his lips noncommittally, opened the car curtain and looked at the road outside, and said: "We are almost at Guanyi, get ready to do something."
After saying this, Wu Minzhi's body suddenly stiffened, like a piece of frozen meat taken out of the refrigerator, and he fell hard onto the carriage.
There was a loud bang, and the horses pulling the cart were so frightened that they almost staggered.
Wu Minzhi fell in the carriage, the back of his head landed on the ground, his cheeks twitched several times, and Xue Ne's cheeks also twitched several times.
This guy really doesn't even let himself go when he goes crazy.
"Don't look at it. You used too much force to fall down just now..." Wu Minzhi murmured.
Xue Ne nodded understandingly: "Lie down, I'm going to cry in mourning."
The carriage happened to stop in front of the post gate at this time, and with the curtain still open, Xue Ne's anxious call was heard from inside the carriage.
"Min's wise nephew, Min's wise nephew! Just hold on, don't die, we will see the master soon!"
There was a lot of commotion late at night, and many lanterns were lit up inside and outside the hotel.
The officer on duty in front of the door was about to scold him when he discovered that after the carriage curtain was opened, the person lying inside was actually the nephew of the current queen, and the one who was calling anxiously was Xue Na, the son of Pingyang County Duke.
These two are well-known bastard dudes in Chang'an City. They have great backgrounds and bad tempers, and they can't be offended.
There was too much movement, and Lu Jiajiduo quickly put on his clothes and came out.
Wu Minzhi had been moved to the steps at this time, his eyes were closed tightly, his face was pale, and his whole body was shaking uncontrollably.
Lu Jiayi was a little panicked. This man looked seriously ill. How could he be sent here?
Xue Ne knelt in front of Wu Minzhi, with tears in his eyes and an anxious expression. He raised his eyes and looked at Lu Jiajiduo: "Master, help me! Just now, Minzhi's nephew and I were drinking in a brothel, and for some reason he suddenly fell to the ground.
It has become like this. I heard that the only master in Chang'an City has great medical skills, so please save him as soon as possible."
Lu Jiajiduo was also anxious. He is a liar, not a doctor. What is the difference between sending him here and sending him to the Palace of Hell?
I know my own weight, so I usually just get some fake medicine to trick others, but now when life is at stake, can fake medicine be effective?
"Master, please help me quickly. Minzhi is dying. He is the nephew of the current queen!" Xue Ne urged anxiously.
Lu Jiajiduo became more and more confused and asked to save people. With his fake medical skills and fake medicines, after using them, he could only say that Wu Min was in trouble.
Don't save him. The queen's nephew is lying in front of him, and he is a well-known living Bodhisattva in Chang'an City. He is an expert in the world. It is unreasonable to refuse to save Wu Minzhi. If Wu Minzhi died in front of him, the emperor would probably hold him accountable.
There was a moment of hesitation and no sense of propriety.
Wu Minzhi was lying on the ground and saw Lu Jiajiduo's hesitant look. He felt that this guy was too lazy and that a man with no ability had such a guilty look, so he had to add more fire to him.
Then Wu Minzhi's body suddenly swung violently, swinging very professionally, like a half-dead fish struggling in a frying pan.
Wu Minzhi's appearance frightened the people around him, and Lu Jiajiduo was so frightened that his hands and feet became cold.
Only Xue Ne, who was kneeling next to him, was a little dissatisfied.
We have already discussed in advance what symptoms to show in front of Lu Jiajiduo, to what extent, and what lines should be spoken, all of which were clearly agreed with Wu Minzhi. What do you mean by making such an unplanned show now? Yes
Are you planning to steal the show?
Xue Ne was a little anxious. Li Qinzai formally entrusted him with the matter yesterday. Xue Ne patted his chest and promised to complete it. It turned out that his partner was a pig teammate. He didn't act according to the script and messed up later. Who is going to apologize in front of Brother Jingchu?
Xue Ne, who looked anxious, secretly gritted his teeth. He had to get this crazy group back on the right track. The show had gone too far and everyone was done.
So as soon as Wu Minzhi started swinging violently, Xue Ne quickly straightened up, lying on him with tears streaming down his face, and shouted: "Minzhi, Minzhi! What's wrong with you? You don't want to die..."
After saying that, Xue Ne clenched his fists with both hands and suddenly hit Wu Minzhi hard on the stomach. The area hit happened to be Wu Minzhi's stomach.
Wu Minzhi was very involved in the performance, and found that he had slowly entered the character, and felt the psychological changes of the character. The more he acted, the more selfless he became.
The sudden and huge pain in his abdomen made Wu Minzhi's eyes widen in shock, his body hunched up like boiled shrimp, and his bloodshot eyes stared at Xue Ne with gaping canthus.
It's not acting this time.
"What the hell..."
As soon as Wu Minzhi opened his mouth, Xue Ne slapped his words into his stomach, and looked like he was anxiously summoning his soul. While slapping him, he shook him vigorously like the protagonist in Grandma Qiong's romance drama.
Wu Minzhi was furious, I just showed off my acting skills, but you don't treat me as a human being, what a pig teammate...
Just as he was about to open his eyes to give him a look, he suddenly felt another sharp pain in his stomach. Wu Minzhi groaned, and was shocked to realize that Xue Ne had actually punched him again...
Wu Minzhi couldn't bear it any longer, and vomited out with a loud pop, red, green, and white, and all the remaining food in his stomach poured out.
After the performance, Wu Minzhi was busy vomiting and finally could no longer perform. Xue Ne looked at his masterpiece and expressed his satisfaction.
Then Xue Ne stood up and stared at Lu Jiajiduo as if he wanted to kill someone.
"Hurry up and save people, why are you standing there in a daze!" Xue Ne shouted.
Lu Jiajiduo was stunned for a long time. Seeing that Xue Ne was becoming more and more impatient and the murderous aura exuding from his body was getting stronger and stronger, Lu Jiajiduo finally became a little scared and hurriedly agreed and took out a packet of medicinal powder from his arms.