We have all experienced the verbosity of our elders when we were young, and we feel the same way.
Although he doesn't like preaching, because he was caught in the rain when he was young, Li Qinzai also wants the little bastards to taste the feeling of having their umbrellas torn off.
The so-called "teaching students in accordance with their aptitude" is, to put it bluntly, just looking at what people are doing.
For those poor disciples, we must use encouraging education to make them believe that everything in the world is beautiful, life is worth fighting for, and if you make money, you can sleep with many beautiful women.
But for those bastards who were born rich and had a good life since childhood, they must use setbacks to educate them. PUA is a daily operation to extinguish the light in their lives and let them understand what is ups and downs and hardships and what is not worth the world.
This can also be regarded as a Taoist thought. Taoism emphasizes the balance of nature and the harmony of yin and yang.
People who are too bitter need a little sweetness.
They have been raised in honeypots since they were young, so they need to be fed some feces.
This achieves balance.
There are so many flavors in life, how can you always eat sweets? Why do you like sweets so much and marry a woman with diabetes?
The group of guys in front of Li Qinzai have obviously never eaten shit. They have had no worries about food and clothing since they were young, and their families are all powerful. Even though they are all well-behaved and honest in front of Li Qinzai, Li Qinzai knows very well what kind of virtue they are outside.
As a teacher, before society beats them up, it is better to beat them in school first.
"What I teach you is not just arithmetic. Strictly speaking, it can be collectively referred to as 'science and engineering', including mathematics, physics, chemistry, etc. This knowledge is very rigorous."
"It's not like writing an article. If you write a few wrong words, as long as the meaning remains unchanged, others can understand it. In the future, when you become famous, maybe the article you wrote when you were young will be read and studied by others, and the typos will be regarded as fake characters."
"But science and engineering are not good. No matter how famous you are in the future, as long as you write a wrong number, the consequences may be that the embankment breaks, the building collapses, and countless lives are lost because of your small wrong number."
Picking up a stack of test papers on the desk, Li Qinzai smiled: "So, what do you have to be proud of?"
"Because I passed? Guess what I saw?"
"I'm looking at your mistakes, the points you've deducted, and the stupid mistakes you made on the test paper."
"Now I ask you to build a building. What is the height of the building, what is the area, what is the load-bearing capacity of the beams, and what materials are used for wood and stone. I would like to ask everyone here, do you dare to build it? Do you dare to draw the drawings? Do you dare to live in the built building?
Are you going in? Are you afraid of killing someone?"
The little bastards all lowered their heads, looking ashamed.
Even the top student, Princess Xuancheng, blushed. She had the best score, but it was not a perfect score. She answered a small question wrongly on the test paper.
Li Qinzai sighed and said: "Xuancheng sent someone to invite me today. They said that everyone has mastered the previous knowledge and wants me to teach you new knowledge."
Picking up the test paper and patting it, Li Qinzai sneered: "This is what you call 'mastery'? Is your standard just passing?"
"Don't forget, this is just basic knowledge. It can only be used as a tool in the future. The tools are all made in a mess. Do I dare to teach you new knowledge?"
Those words shocked everyone so much that they were all dejected and wanted to hide their heads in their crotches.
Seeing that the effect of the blow had been achieved, Li Qinzai felt relieved.
Hey, for some reason, I always feel particularly good when I hit others. Is this kind of perverted and dark psychology forced out by the little bastards, or is it the aura that I was born with?
Looking around, Li Qinzai looked at Princess Xuancheng and said with a smile: "Xuancheng, you are the one with the best grades and you are also the tutor. What do you say?"
Xuancheng stood up, blushed and saluted Li Qinzai, and said respectfully: "Sir, this disciple is arrogant and does not understand your painstaking efforts."
Xuancheng turned around as he spoke, looking around at the little bastards with evil eyes, and said in a cold tone: "As the teacher said, what we have learned is a unique skill that can be used to conquer the heaven and earth. You can't make a single mistake today."
From now on, I will teach you to learn from the beginning and ask you to take the exam again after one month."
"Everyone must get perfect marks in the next exam without making any mistakes."
The faces of all the bastards turned bitter, but they still reluctantly agreed.
Princess Yiyang suddenly stood up, turned her palm into a knife, and slashed it hard towards the table.
Click!
The willow tabletop was dented by her palm.
All the bastards were shocked and looked at her in horror.
Yiyang's pretty face was frosty, and he shouted sternly: "If anyone fails to get full marks in the next exam, it will be like this!"
All the bastards nodded in panic: "Take, take, take!"
Li Qinzai was also frightened. Beads of sweat appeared on his forehead unconsciously. He raised his sleeves to wipe the sweat and said with a dry smile: "That's right...it doesn't have to be so harsh. Just make progress, just make progress..."
Xuancheng bowed and said, "Sir, please take the exam again in one month."
Li Qinzai's eyes couldn't help but look at Qibizhen.
This is the only guy who failed.
Qibizhen's eyes were dull and her face was ashen and defeated at this moment, like the overlord of Chu who was surrounded by Han soldiers from all sides and was about to draw his sword and kill himself in the end.
Li Qinzai's eyes couldn't help but show some sympathy.
It's easy for others to say, but this guy is not born to study. There is no guarantee whether he will pass the next exam or not. He will get full marks...
Li Qinzai thought about it silently. If Yiyang kept his promise, he could inform the Qibi family to prepare the banquet and ritual ceremony in advance.
His father, Qibi Heli, was fighting in the Haidong Peninsula and was leading his soldiers to kill everyone. As a result, those on the battlefield were still alive and kicking, but his son was inexplicably missing in the blossoming Chang'an City...
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Back at the Duke's Mansion, Li Qinzai was planning the lesson plan.
What I just said in front of the little bastards was aimed at attacking them, but in fact, their progress in recent years has actually been obvious.
From being a mentally retarded person who couldn't memorize the multiplication tables to being able to barely pass junior high school math problems now, this progress is simply a leap.
It's just that Li Qinzai wouldn't say such words of praise to them even to death, otherwise it would fuel their arrogance.
We should attack this group of bastards, attack them all the time, until they have no hope for life. Only when they know how to respect knowledge will they be able to use knowledge more perfectly in the future.
The progress has been so obvious that Li Qinzai has begun to consider teaching them practical physics knowledge, such as mechanics, mechanics, optical principles, etc.
In the next class, Li Qinzai planned to get a divine arm bow, dismantle it on the spot and show it to them, and explain the mechanics and mechanics of it.
Applying what you learn is the most fundamental purpose of scientific knowledge.
Back in the backyard, Li Qinzai was about to order someone to set up a low table, paper and pen in the middle of the yard and write down a lesson plan. As soon as he stepped into the yard, he suddenly found Jin Dayan standing in a daze under the ginkgo tree in the middle of the yard.
Looking at the sky and then at her, Li Qinzai said doubtfully: "Shouldn't you be in the medical clinic at this moment? It was closed due to poor management?"