A piece of toilet paper has its uses, let alone a bastard.
Xue Ne is better than a piece of toilet paper.
As a leader in Chang'an's bastard world, Li Qinzai, a bastard, could pass himself off as a county prince. No matter how incompetent Xue Ne was, it was not difficult to get a governor.
Dandy boys have a very distinct characteristic, that is, they fail to succeed and fail more than they should.
It may be difficult to make him accomplish something, but it is not easy to make him harm something.
Choosing to let Xue Na enter Jingzhou City to harm Liu Enxiang, is there any more suitable candidate than him?
It is really not convenient for Li Qinzai to come forward in this matter.
The fishing boats on the river must have been put away under Liu Enxiang's order in advance, in order to prevent the 20,000-strong army from crossing the river.
Li Qinzai guessed that Liu Enxiang did not want to let the army cross the river, but there was no rebellion. It was probably the noble family instigating it behind the scenes. It was a soft warning. In this way, he told Li Qinzai that this was the territory of the Jiangnan noble family. Now that he is here,
, if it’s a dragon, you have to curl up, if it’s a tiger, you have to lie down.
A strong dragon cannot overwhelm a local snake, unless it is a river-crossing dragon. But if you can't even cross a river, don't speak too loudly.
This is also the reason why it is inconvenient for Li Qinzai to come forward.
As the emperor's imperial envoy, if the imperial envoy had to personally coordinate a small matter such as the army's inability to cross the river, it would be a shame for them. Li Qinzai's status did not allow him to do such a cheap thing.
Even if Xue Rengui and Teng Wang come forward, the price will drop, and Xue Na is the most suitable candidate.
In the commander's tent outside the city, Li Qinzai, Xue Rengui, Prince Teng, Xue Na and others were all there.
Xue Ne's expression was confused. He was forced to go to Jiangnan this time by his father. Maybe Xue Rengui was afraid that the dog would continue to steal his tower if he stayed in Chang'an.
But Xue Ne has long said that he will not do any errands when he goes to Jiangnan, and even the King of Heaven and I will not be able to send him.
Unexpectedly, something like this would happen just after arriving in Jingzhou. Li Qinzai directly named Xue Ne on his first errand when he came down from Jiangnan.
"I have explained the truth clearly to you, so you must enter the city this evening, meet with Liu Enxiang, and ask him to gather ships to help the army cross the river." Li Qinzai said slowly.
Xue Ne shook his head: "I won't do it! Brother Jingchu asked Gao Ming to do it. Brother Jingchu can't do this job."
Li Qinzai persuaded patiently: "Be careful, dear brother, the matter is actually not difficult. Just follow the way you used to bully men and women in Chang'an City. You will get twice the result with half the effort and achieve success in no time."
Xue Ne continued to shake his head: "It can't be done. I am a foolish brother with limited talent and knowledge. I really don't know how to make a hostile governor change his mind."
"Be careful, good brother, how can you belittle yourself? I did so many bad things back then, why can't I handle this? Just keep your style."
Xue Ne was silent for a moment and said in a low tone: "Brother Jingchu, you can think of letting Yu brother handle this matter. Yu brother is very happy, but brother Jingchu, I don't like the tone of your words..."
"Who did anything stupid back then? It was all your fault. Brother Yu was just waving flags and shouting behind you..."
Li Qinzai quickly glanced at Xue Rengui, who was turning blue, and said with a smile: "My dear brother, be careful, let me tell you carefully, but you are still hypocritical and shameless, right?"
Xue Ne finally noticed the danger signal and said warily: "How are you doing?"
Li Qinzai sighed, cupped his hands towards Xue Rengui, and said, "Young man is incompetent, so I'd better ask Uncle Xue to step in and give Brother Shen Yan some strength..."
Xue Rengui had been ready to make a move for a long time. As soon as Li Qinzai finished speaking, Xue Rengui stepped forward, picked up Xue Ne's collar and walked out of the handsome tent.
Soon, Xue Ne's shrill screams and rhythmic beatings came from outside the tent.
The sound reached their ears, and everyone in the tent was frightened.
After a long time, Xue Rengui brought Xue Ne back.
At this time, Xue Ne's eyes were vacant and his expression was numb. He didn't know which part had been repaired by his father just now. There were no scars on his face, but he looked miserable.
Li Qinzai was overjoyed when he saw it and said happily: "I can see from my dear brother's expression that you should be enlightened."
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In the evening, Xue Ne put on clean clothes and took Feng Su and several members of the Li family into Jingzhou City.
Li Qinzai sent him out of the camp and was very confident in Xue Ne's next performance.
This guy seems to be ignorant, but he can often create miracles unexpectedly. He has proven it twice on the battlefield of Goguryeo.
Facts have proved that Li Qinzai was right.
After Xue Ne entered the city, he did not rush to the governor's office. Instead, he led Feng Su and other troops to wander around Jingzhou City.
A wealthy young man wearing an elegant gown and several followers were walking through the streets of the city with his hands behind his back. Moreover, Xue Ne's appearance was not too bad, which attracted the attention of countless passers-by in Jingzhou City, especially many girls and women.
Her brows are full of spring, and her heart is full of joy.
Xue Ne looked calm and calm on the outside, but was turbulent in his heart. He walked from the street to the end of the street, swaggering through the market like a male peacock spreading his tail in search of a mate, filled with endless emotions.
Occasionally, he glanced at me and threw a bad look at the girl on the roadside, causing the girl to cover her mouth and scream, and ran away shyly.
Feng Su and others followed behind him, their faces covered with black lines.
Is Mr. Xue here to do business or to buy sex? How can a grown man be so virtuous?
It's better to have the Fifth Young Master. Although the Fifth Young Master often doesn't do anything, at least he's not that arrogant.
While wandering around, I bought a lot of food and entertainment.
As we walked, for some reason, there were fewer and fewer Li family members following Xue Ne.
There were still five or six people when they entered the city. When they were about to finish shopping in the market, Feng Su was the only one left beside Xue Ne.
After walking around the city of Jingzhou until the moon was rising over the willow trees, Xue Ne straightened up his clothes and took Feng Su into the Governor's Mansion.
Less than an hour after entering the mansion, Xue Ne walked out satisfied. Liu Enxiang, the governor of Jingzhou, respectfully sent him out the door. Until Xue Ne's figure disappeared, Liu Enxiang was still standing outside the gate of the governor's mansion reluctantly.
, from time to time he would raise his sleeves to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead.
That night Xue Ne left the city and returned to the camp outside the city.
Early the next morning, Liu Enxiang led officials from the governor's office to the gate of the camp in person and asked to see Li Qinzai.
Li Qinzai felt a little surprised. Hearing that Xue Na seemed to understand something after returning to the camp at midnight last night, he immediately met with Liu Enxiang.
After entering the commander's tent, Liu Enxiang bowed his head without saying a word.
The legendary "serious illness in bed", but now standing upright in the handsome tent, apologetic posture and posture, is simply a miracle in the history of medicine.
There was a lot of talk in the scene, and Liu Enxiang kept saying that he was really sick, but considering that the imperial envoy was coming, no matter how uncomfortable he felt, he had to go out of the city to see the imperial envoy.
Li Qinzai smiled and didn't criticize anything, and even asked about Liu Enxiang's condition with a concerned look on his face.
Everyone showed respect to each other, and the atmosphere in the handsome tent was very harmonious.
Finally Liu Enxiang got to the point.
The Jingzhou governor's office was responsible for the 20,000-strong army crossing the river, and promised to collect all the ships on both sides of the Yangtze River within two days to help the army cross the river smoothly.