If you are so scared when playing with a slingshot, no wonder you have been unable to integrate into the circle of men for thousands of years.
"The wild children in the village have gone too far. I will tell the village chief someday to take care of them." Li Qinzai promised seriously.
Cui Jie kept looking at him suspiciously, and couldn't help but said: "It was really not you just now?"
Li Qinzai pointed at her and said: "The heart of a villain is the heart of a gentleman. Woman, your name is 'unreasonable'."
Cui Jie still didn't give up her suspicion and hummed: "I know all the wild children in the village. They are all well-educated. Even if they are a little naughty, they will not be so excessive. On the contrary, you are much worse than those wild children. This matter
Only you can do it."
Li Qinzai was furious: "I don't have any trust at all, let's break up!"
After saying that, he turned around and left.
Cui Jie was anxious and subconsciously grabbed his clothes and pulled hard. The slingshot in Li Qinzai's arms fell to the ground...
So the three of them stared blankly at the slingshot on the ground.
Slingshots are not uncommon. They existed as early as the Qin and Han Dynasties. During the Wei and Jin Dynasties, Pan An, a famous handsome man, had his greatest hobbies in his life: carrying slingshots and pots, admiring the mountain scenery, and shooting birds.
Cui Jie naturally recognized the slingshot. At this time, her IQ was online. Thinking of the stones that had just been shot into the house and the slingshot in front of her, she immediately identified the real culprit.
"Li Qinzai, you...have gone too far!" Cui Jie was furious.
"Give me a chance and listen to my excuses..."
"I won't listen!" Cui Jie raised her small fist and punched his chest hard.
Cong Shuang stood aside with a struggling expression. Master and servant should be on the same front at this time, and Cong Shuang should also step forward and beat this scumbag together, but Li Qinzai's status was too high, and Cong Shuang did not dare to take action.
"You bastard! You bastard! You have done bad things and you deny it with all your heart. With an official like you in the court, the Tang Dynasty has no hope!" Cui Jie gritted her teeth and scolded while beating her teeth.
Li Qinzai was reluctant and had no choice but to let her beat him. Anyway, the force was not bad, so he treated it as a little health care.
After beating him for a long time, Cui Jie was tired and still stared at him angrily. She snorted arrogantly and turned around to enter the house.
Li Qinzai finally said: "Wait a minute, I came here late at night just to let you beat me up?"
Cui Jie said angrily: "You deserve it!"
"I've finished beating, let me tell you something serious."
Cui Jie hesitated for a moment, then said with a straight face: "If you have anything to say, tell me quickly."
Just as Li Qinzai was about to speak, he suddenly felt that the atmosphere in the courtyard was strange.
"Do you feel something is wrong?" Li Qinzai asked.
Cui Jie said blankly: "What's wrong?"
Li Qinzai said seriously: "There are too many people."
Cui Jie subconsciously looked at Cong Shuang beside her.
Cong Shuang was confused, and it took him a long time to react. He pointed at his nose in disbelief: "Am I redundant?"
Li Qinzai snorted coldly: "What else?"
Cong Shuang suddenly blushed with embarrassment, remembered her identity, and saluted the two of them nervously: "I will go back to the house right now."
Seeing Cong Shuang running into the house, Li Qinzai felt that the atmosphere in the yard was normal.
It was a normal love affair, at least there were no witnesses when he molested the village girl, and the police had no evidence.
Li Qinzai murmured and sighed: "That's right. It's a beautiful night and a beautiful woman under the moon. Apart from you and me, only the bright moon in the sky is not superfluous."
Cui Jie blushed with embarrassment, twisted her body uncomfortably, and then rolled her eyes at him: "I don't know where I learned these charming little sentences, and I don't know how many ignorant women I have used these little sentences to seduce."
Li Qinzai blinked and said with a smile: "'I can't bear to pay a thousand dollars for a smile, after all, missing each other is not as good as meeting each other', 'There is only the moon in the spring garden, it is like falling flowers for someone who has left', 'I lean alone high in the Mingyue Tower, drinking into my heart.
, turned into tears of lovesickness'... I have many more seductive sentences like this, and I have seduced countless girls from good families so far. I just want to ask you if you are angry?"
Cui Jie was not angry, she had forgotten to be angry. These sentences from Li Qinzai shocked her.
Her beautiful eyes widened and she looked at him in shock. She was still muttering the sentence Li Qinzai just said in her mouth. The more she read, the more frightened she became.
Each of these love poems, long and short sentences, are full of deep feelings and touching and ecstatic words. It is no exaggeration to say that they can be handed down for thousands of years.
Li Qinzai's talent is indeed unfathomable. No wonder he was knighted by the emperor at a young age. Obviously the emperor understands his talent better than she does.
As his fiancée, Cui Jie suddenly felt that she knew too little about him.
How deep is the talent and ability of this man in front of him? Why did he do something casually and create a powerful weapon for the Tang Dynasty, so that the emperor had to confer a title, otherwise he would not be able to show his achievements and appease his heart?
Why did he pick up a few short and long lines of love poems at random, and they were all famous lines handed down from generation to generation, and when he recited them in front of the flowers and under the moon, they made people blush, their hearts beat, and they fell inexorably.
"I, I... don't read it anymore, I don't like to hear it." Cui Jie suppressed her heart palpitations, but her sunset-like face betrayed her heart.
"Tsk, how come you, a well-educated young lady from an aristocratic family, don't know her stuff?" Li Qinzai curled his lips in disgust.
Cui Jie took a long time to break away from those sultry love poems, and then glared at him angrily: "From now on, you are not allowed to say these little poems to other women! You are not allowed to say a word!"
Li Qinzai glanced sideways at her: "Who are you to me? Why aren't you allowed to tell me?"
"I..." Cui Jie was furious, her beautiful eyes blinked a few times and soon filled with tears.
Cried angrily.
Li Qinzai said hurriedly: "Okay, okay, I will never tell others in the future, save it and leave it to Qiao'er, so that when he grows up, he will hook up with an ignorant girl..."
Cui Jie was angry and hit him hard: "You are obviously full of talent, but you are so immoral and shameless. Did the teacher who taught you only teach you knowledge and not virtue?"
"Stop! Let's get down to business. If you are flirting, please slow down and talk about it later."
"What's the business?"
Li Qinzai's expression suddenly became serious, and he said slowly: "I will go on a long trip tomorrow, and I will leave Qiao'er to you to help me take care of him for a while. I will send a few maids from other courtyards to serve you and Qiao'er, and you will supervise him on weekdays.
Just read and play with him."
Cui Jie was surprised: "You just returned to Zhuangzi, where are you going?"
Li Qinzai was silent for a moment and sighed: "I don't want to hide it from you. I have been appointed as the marching commander of Xiongjin Road. In half a month, I will go to Baekje with the king's army to conquer the Japanese country."
Cui Jie's body swayed and she almost fell down, and said anxiously: "You, you want to go to the battlefield?"
"It's not that serious. I am the marching commander Shi. I will not fight with the enemy personally. I usually only do errands around the commander's tent. Unless my Tang Dynasty King's Division is plotted and the entire army is wiped out, it will not be my turn to take action. Don't worry, it is safe.
"
Cui Jie said in a daze: "Why so sudden?"
Li Qinzai sighed: "Everyone still has the heart to serve the country. I am the emperor's salary, and after three dynasties of meritorious service, I really can't enjoy peace in the rear, and I am indifferent to the Guanzhong children who died generously on the front line."
"I...want to do something, not for the emperor, but for this peaceful world and for those simple soldiers. I must do something."
The anxious look in Cui Jie's eyes has softened a lot. After getting along with him for a long time, she has gradually understood Li Qinzai's temperament.
When he makes a decision, others cannot persuade him.
Marching Commander Shi was indeed not a general who went into battle, but a civilian official in the army. Cui Jie understood this and was not so worried.
"Anyway, Qiao'er will be entrusted to you during this period of my expedition. If he is disobedient, he will be taught a lesson. Don't be soft-hearted. After the lesson, you must explain the truth clearly, and your face must be gentle. Don't be like a mean stepmother.
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Cui Jie spat: "What a mean stepmother, am I so heartless? Qiao'er is my child, and I will treat him well."
Li Qinzai took a deep look at her and suddenly said: "Okay, now that we've finished talking about business, I'm going back to sleep and don't leave here."
Seeing Li Qinzai leaving immediately, Cui Jie was stunned for a long time, then angrily stepped forward and grabbed him.
"You...bastard! What do you think I am?"
Li Qinzai turned around and suddenly hugged her, giving her a hard slap on the face. At the same time, a pair of big hands accidentally passed over her plump buttocks, and then he pinched her...
Cui Jie seemed to be frozen by freezing magic. She stood motionless, her eyes wide open in horror, but she watched Li Qinzai laugh and run away.
"Cui Jie, after this battle, we will get married when we come back. If you dare to run away from the marriage again, I will break your legs!"
Li Qinzai's voice floated from afar.
I don't know how long it took before Cui Jie came back to her senses, but she was still in a state of shock.
"I...I was molested by him, this...this bastard! I fought with him!" Cui Jie was so angry that she shed tears, but for some reason her face became redder and more dewy.