Chapter 339: I eat meat and my disciples take the blame. It makes sense, right?
Kono Sanliang ate very deliciously. He quickly finished half of the bowl of noodles, which was in sharp contrast to the way he resisted just now.
Well, just like Mr. Mikami, who is currently being offended by her husband, she was reluctant at first, but later learned to taste the marrow, especially with a small mouth, which can easily make people's thoughts wander.
Li Qinzai looked at her with relief. Sure enough, she liked to eat her own vagina... Well, no, it was her own vagina.
"Is it delicious?" Li Qinzai asked with a smile.
Halfway through the meal, Zangye Zanliang suddenly realized that he had lost his composure, so he quickly put down his chopsticks and bowed to Li Qinzai: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Fifth Young Master. I'd like to thank Fifth Young Master for cooking delicious food for me."
"Oh, I didn't make it specially for you. This is just a bowl of experimental product. I gave it to you mainly to see if it is poisonous. If you are still alive and kicking after an hour, I can make another bowl for Qiao'er to eat.
Already."
Kouno Zanliang's little face turned green.
Sometimes this owner is really not a human being, worse than a dog.
At this moment, I really miss the time when I was a Japanese princess. If I encountered such a person, I would not hesitate to drag him out and beat him to death...feed him poison first, and then beat him to death.
Li Qinzai stared at her with burning eyes: "Your eyes tell me that you are moved by my deep fatherly love."
Kono Sanliang took a deep breath: "Yes, I am so touched by the fifth young master's mountain-like fatherly love. Young Master Qiao'er is very happy."
Taking the chopsticks from Kono Sanliang, Li Qinzai picked up a chopstick and put it into his mouth.
Kouno Zanliang was startled, and then his face turned red.
Those were the chopsticks she had just used, and the noodles she had just eaten. He actually...
After tasting it, Li Qinzai smacked his lips. Well, he knew something was wrong. He should add some vinegar.
Whether it's Guanzhong's steamed noodles or fried noodles, even the mutton steamed buns are usually served with a little vinegar.
"Okay, you are no longer of use. Go out and I will make another bowl of buckwheat." Li Qinzai said without looking back, like a scumbag who had lifted up his pants.
Kono Sanliang took a deep breath again.
Don't be angry, don't be angry, there will be no one to take care of you when you are angry, if I am angry to death, who will be happy...
She walked out with a livid face, and Sanliang Kono even ignored the salute. At this time, she wanted to find a place where no one was around and beat the wall.
The newly made fragrant oil-splashed noodles were sprinkled with chopped green onion and vinegar. The buckwheat was sweating profusely after eating it, and the smell was particularly fragrant.
Li Qinzai rubbed Qiao'er's head. At this moment, he felt like a breeder, happily watching the piglet in the pigpen eating leftovers and swill, hoping that it would gain weight quickly.
"Eat slowly, and don't be in a hurry to gain weight. It's not the New Year yet." Li Qinzai said softly.
Qiao'er gave him a puzzled look and continued to work hard.
"Dad will come up with something new in the future. Let's stew beef soup for four or five hours, then break off the buns and soak them in it. It will taste better than noodles splashed with oil."
Qiao'er was stunned: "Beef? Can our family eat beef?"
"You can't eat it, but dad always has a way. Aren't there two princes in the school? If they accidentally injure the cow, our family won't have beef to eat."
Qiao'er was shocked, this operation...
"Won't the two junior brothers be locked up by the government?"
Li Qinzai smiled and said: "No one dares to imprison the prince. It doesn't matter even if he is imprisoned. Their biological father will rescue him. We just eat beef."
"The well-cooked beef and the marrow in the beef bone stick will make your mouth full of oil when you suck it in and swallow it. Isn't it delicious?"
Qiao'er opened her eyes in excitement and nodded vigorously: "Yes! Qiao'er will let the two junior brothers slaughter the cow tomorrow."
"Daddy is such a big boy."
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In the afternoon, an uninvited guest came to Zhuangzi.
The guest's carriage stopped at the entrance of the Li family courtyard, and the attendant handed over the name card, which was sent to Li Qinzai by the guard on duty at the door.
"Left Prime Minister Xu Yushi?" Li Qinzai looked at the name card in his hand and raised the corner of his mouth.
He beat his son the day before yesterday, but he didn't expect his own father to come to the house in person two days later.
Are you here to make amends and apologize, or are you here to prosecute?
No matter what it was, Li Qinzai was not afraid, because he was justified. When the lawsuit came before Li Zhi, Master Xu Yu had nothing to say.
After adjusting his clothes, Li Qinzai personally greeted him outside.
After all, he is the left prime minister of the imperial court, and he is also the elder in terms of seniority. Li Qinzai cannot lose his etiquette.
After walking out of the gate, Master Xu Yu was standing next to the carriage, looking at the lintel of the Li family courtyard with his hands behind his hands and a smile. He nodded slowly from time to time. It was not clear whether he was interested in the decoration of the courtyard or just showing off his image as a master.
Li Qinzai quickly stepped out of the threshold and laughed a few times.
In fact, Li Qinzai didn't know why he had to laugh a few times first, but these days, in order to express his enthusiasm, the host seems to always laugh before saying anything.
Just like when anyone draws a sword, others must say "good sword" as a rule. It is very artificial, but it is indeed a necessary social etiquette.
"The visit of Prime Minister Xu has brought glory to the humble house." Li Qinzai laughed and walked up to him to salute.
Master Xu Yu held up Li Qinzai's arm with both hands. He laughed a few times at first, then turned to look ashamed, and sighed: "I did not teach my son well and caused a big disaster. I am here today to apologize."
"Haha, Mr. Xu's words are serious. You must not take them seriously. Please come in quickly."
After introducing Master Xu Yu into the front hall, Li Qinzai immediately ordered a banquet.
The guests and hosts were seated. Both Li Qinzai and Xu Yushi were extremely polite and humble. In front of Li Qinzai, Xu Yushi did not behave like a leftist prime minister at all. Instead, he looked like a student who had made mistakes, with a look of fear flashing from time to time.
Li Qinzai regarded himself as a junior and was polite and did not show the dignity or madness when he beat his son.
After the food and wine were served, the guests and hosts bowed to each other. Master Xu Yu then put down his wine cup and sighed: "The dog Xu Ziranran rode his horse on the farmland the day before yesterday. When the news came back to Chang'an, I was really angry and ashamed..."
"In recent years, I have been busy with government affairs and have neglected to discipline my dog, which has caused the dog to become arrogant and arrogant, causing such a disaster that has angered both humans and gods. After the dog returned home the day before yesterday, I had already beaten him severely."
"Today I was supposed to come to the house with my dog to apologize, but the dog was beaten so hard by me that he couldn't get out of bed. I'm afraid he will need to recuperate for a few months, so he can't make the trip. Please don't blame Nephew Li Xian for being disrespectful."
Xu Yushi is not exaggerating. In this era where agricultural cultivation is of great importance, it is indeed a serious matter for a dandy to trample on farmland.
It’s not that trampling on farmland causes huge losses to farmers, the losses are secondary, but this kind of behavior must be absolutely prohibited.
It must not be allowed to form a trend in the dandy circles, otherwise it will damage the imperial authority, lose the support of the people, and be very detrimental to the ruling class.
After the founding of the Tang Dynasty, emperors of all dynasties would offer sacrifices to heaven and earth every farming season, and would personally go to the fields to do farm work. Queens would also lead noble ladies to the fields to pick up leftover wheat ears after the autumn harvest.
From the Tian family to the powerful, the emphasis on food was unmatched by other dynasties.
Therefore, the incident of Xu Yushi's son, Xu Ziran, trampling on the farmland with his horse, became so bad only after it was reported to Chang'an, forcing Xu Yushi, as the left prime minister, to come to apologize in person.