Li Qinzai really didn’t expect that one of the two princesses would actually be a top student.
With Xuancheng's understanding, if there was no cheating, she could figure out the vertical addition and subtraction of two-digit numbers in two nights of self-study. It is not an exaggeration to say that she is a genius in science.
Li Qinzai had to admit that Princess Xuancheng's understanding of mathematics seemed to be somewhat better than Qiao'er's.
Turning his head, he glanced at Qiao'er, who was secretly stuffing persimmons into his mouth and eating snacks. Li Qinzai sighed speechlessly. His position as the top academic leader was about to be lost, but he didn't eat it heartlessly...
On one side was his biological son and on the other was a student he was not very familiar with, but Li Qinzai still held a bowl of water very evenly.
Knowledge is not exclusive, anyone can learn it, and how much you learn depends on your individual ability. Princess Xuancheng has this specialty, so teach her well. In the future, she will be known as a great scholar, which will also give her an extra layer of protection.
If Empress Wu wants to attack her again, she should be careful about the impact.
"Can you do multiplication and division?" Li Qinzai asked.
Xuancheng lowered his head in shame: "Disciple hasn't learned it yet."
Li Qinzai hummed and said: "You don't have to be so shameless. Just follow the example of your classmates. They are all shameless. They can be said to be indifferent to favors and humiliations. You can do whatever you want. You are so thin-skinned. It's hard for you to integrate into this shameless group."
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Xuancheng couldn't bear it anymore, he lowered his head and let out a sigh, then quickly covered his mouth and said hurriedly: "Sir, please forgive me, I'm rude."
Li Qinzai said calmly: "Tomorrow I will give your sisters extra lessons to try to catch up during the busy farming period, and then use your IQ to amaze those fools."
Xuancheng responded respectfully.
Princess Yiyang looked ashamed and said: "Sir, my disciple is dull and his understanding is not as good as my sister..."
Li Qinzai said kindly: "It doesn't matter. If you can't take both civil and martial arts into account, you should study martial arts well. Even if your academic skills are unsatisfactory in the future, at least you will be strong in martial arts. Then I won't dare to whip you."
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The next day, the day of autumn harvest.
Cui Jie picked her up from the bed early in the morning. The usually gentle and sweet mother-in-law was particularly aggressive today. The edge of the mistress of the house was finally revealed. There were sparks and lightning all the way, and even Li Qinzai was a little scared when she saw her.
"All the men in the front and back yards went to the ground. The women and children carried baskets and prepared to pick up wheat. A maid came to dress her husband in a raincoat. I left the oil paint on his face to paint..."
After Cui Jie said that, she rushed out in a rage.
Zhuangzi hired a magician to paint Li Qinzai's face with various oil paints according to traditional customs, and the maid also dressed him in a weird beggar's costume.
The next process Li Qinzai has experienced before, it is nothing more than watching the magic stick dance with a blank expression, reciting incantations, using a dog beating stick as an antenna, trying to contact God, and asking God to see how thin he is, and give this person
Zhuangzi rewarded him with a great harvest.
This is a bit ridiculous. There is a severe drought this year, and other villagers are crying without tears. They are lucky if they don't starve to death. How dare you ask God for a good harvest in such a good year?
A magician can trick God and farmers, but he should at least have some discernment, right? How can there be a "bundant harvest" in a wheat field with withered heads and sparse brains?
That is to say, Ganjing Village is quite special. Most of the dealers have side jobs, so they can watch the magic sticks jumping around in a stable mood.
The magic stick danced for a long time, and Li Qinzai became a little impatient. He warned the magic stick with his eyes that you'd better finish the recognition quickly, otherwise the outcome will be unpredictable. Although I don't have three thousand disciples, they are all thick-faced and evil-hearted. A big disaster will come.
Killing a magic stick to worship heaven every year, God and the farmers must be happy to hear about it.
The magic stick became more and more uncomfortable while dancing, and Li Qinzai's unkind eyes made him feel pressured, so he hastily ended the autumn harvest and sickle opening ceremony.
Finally, Li Qinzai pretended to go to the ground to cut a crop of wheat and announced the beginning of the autumn harvest, and the farmers went to the fields to harvest.
Li Sujie, Qi Bizhen and other bastards also followed them to the fields obediently. Some helped the farmers cut wheat, some helped transport the wheat straw, and some lazy ones were smart enough to shuttle between the fields with a kettle, pretending to pour it for the farmers.
water.
Li Qinzai was too lazy to care. Whether he would work or not was a matter of attitude, and what kind of work he would do was a matter of personality. They were two different things.
Silently writing down the names of those lazy bastards, Li Qinzai decided that the next time they made a mistake and were whipped, they must be whipped a little harder.
Although it doesn’t matter who is lazy, the severity of the punishment is a matter of Mr. Li’s character and is reasonable.
I was too lazy to watch the farmers harvest the crops. There was no good harvest anyway, and the cards were already rotten. Is it necessary to finish the game so seriously? Others might, but Li Qinzai just wanted to end it quickly before starting a new game.
I returned to the other courtyard alone. All the people under the management of the other courtyard went to the fields to help, and there was no one in the courtyard.
Li Qinzai was just about to enjoy the rare crisp autumn air on the lounge chair, when unexpectedly a person hurriedly walked in outside the door.
The visitor came from the British government in Chang'an, and was ordered by Li Ji to tell Li Qinzai a piece of news.
Li Ji's eldest grandson, Li Qinzai's cousin, was named Li Jingye despite his obvious lack of dedication, and was impeached by several censors.
Li Jingye was originally the Sima of Liuzhou, a powerful official who was considered the third most powerful person in the local area. In the first half of the year, he took a leave of absence due to illness and ran back to Chang'an.
The mood is understandable. If Li Qinzai had been an official in Liuzhou City, which was still a wild land in the Tang Dynasty, he would probably find a reason to run back to Chang'an to enjoy his happiness.
It has been half a year since Li Jingye returned to Chang'an. During this half year, he traveled around Zhangtai in Chang'an City, sleeping in flowers and willows, and his life was very uncomfortable.
As the eldest grandson of the eldest son who will definitely inherit the title of British Duke in the future, a dandy like Li Jingye belongs to a heavyweight class in Chang'an City, and the friends who come and go are naturally dandies of the same class.
As for what Li Jingye has been doing in Chang'an City in the past six months, it's hard to say exactly. He said that he stood at the intersection of Zhuque Street every day to direct traffic and help the old lady cross the road. Do you believe it?
All in all, he had a great time.
My cousin is indeed a cousin, and he can play many more tricks than Li Qinzai.
Having sex with prostitutes in a brothel, making money all night long, going out to hunt in the city, etc. are just basic operations.
But finally, the day before yesterday, something happened to him.
Unexpectedly, the nerve in Li Jingye's mind was twitching, and he actually hooked up with the concubine of Hao Chujun, the minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs. What's more terrible is that he was caught and raped by the mistress on the spot, and was blocked on the bed that night.
Hao Chujun was cuckolded for nothing, but the adulterer was the eldest grandson of an English duke. Hao Chujun originally wanted to settle the matter and not make it public.
Unexpectedly, the next day, the story of Li Jingye stealing someone and cuckolding the official minister would spread throughout Chang'an City inexplicably, causing uproar in the city.
Now it was difficult for Hao Chujun and Li Jingye to end the matter. When they were still thinking about how to make the matter a big deal, they didn't expect that the censor had already brought Li Jingye to the court.
Li Qinzai listened carefully to the visitor's narration, and sighed secretly that his cousin was playing too coquettishly, but he didn't take it to heart.
Romance, was this something the Tang Dynasty still lacked?
From Li Yuan to Li Shimin and then to Li Zhi, among the three generations of emperors, whose butt was clean?
Especially Li Zhi. Compared with Li Zhi's flirtatious ways, Li Jingye's little deeds are almost too embarrassing to take seriously.