Last night the rain was sparse and the wind was fierce, and the spring boudoir was waiting for the dawn and the night.
A little separation is better than a newlywed, so couples will inevitably have a fierce battle.
The various bellybands bought back from Chang'an City came in handy. After Cui Jie put them on with shame, Li Qinzai immediately became high-spirited, and Xiao Lizi was sharpening his gun, ready to attack, and pounced on him without saying a word.
The earth shook all night long, and Li Qinzai was too excited. During the last battle before dawn, Li Qinzai planned to unlock an unprecedented and difficult new pose with Cui Jie, and then... flashed his waist.
This is the reason why he stayed with his students all day today and could only lie in the backyard and receive massages from the two maids.
The two maids lived next to each other in the backyard, and were only separated from Li Qinzai and his wife by a wall. Not only could they clearly hear what happened last night, but they could also clearly see the whole process of Li Qinzai flashing his waist.
He wanted to laugh but didn't dare, so the two girls still worked very hard to massage him to stimulate his blood circulation.
Li Qinzai lay on the bamboo couch and hummed. At this moment, he missed Technician No. 8 of the Duke's Mansion...
Princess Xuancheng broke into the backyard when Li Qinzai was at his best.
"Sir..." Xuancheng gently called Li Qinzai, who was half asleep, his pretty red face full of worry.
She had already seen her husband get angry when he got up, so she was particularly scared when Li Qinzai went to bed, as if he were locked in the same cage with a napping tiger. You can imagine Xuancheng's mood at this moment.
Li Qinzai opened his eyes with all his strength, and said in a confused tone: "You won't wait for me to wake up before asking questions. Don't ask questions too often, or you will make me impatient. Just give up on literature and practice martial arts like your sister."
This irresponsible expression really surprised Xuancheng for a long time. Thinking that this might be his teacher's style of teaching, he had to bravely say: "Sir, Senior Brother Qiao'er, Li Sujie and Li Xian are planning to cause trouble. My sister asked the disciple to come."
Tell sir..."
Li Qinzai finally cheered up: "What trouble are they planning to cause?"
Xuancheng said calmly: "They said that Li Jingxuan is Mr.'s enemy. For Mr.'s sake, they want to plot against Li Jingxuan and force him away."
Li Qinzai sat up in shock. Two princes and Qiao'er, who has become more and more lawless recently. If these three people get together to cause trouble, what level of trouble will they cause?
Don't forget that Qiao'er almost sent Li Jingxuan away. "Send away" didn't mean to go back to Chang'an, but to go to the underworld.
If there are two more princes who have no taboos, Li Jingxuan will not be allowed to take off?
"Where are they?" Li Qinzai asked in a deep voice.
Seeing Li Qinzai's serious expression, Xuancheng said with increasing fear, "...on the mountain behind the school."
Li Qinzai got up and walked out. He didn't even have time to greet Bu Qu and hurried to the school. Xuancheng almost jogged behind him to keep up.
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Li Qinzai rushed towards the school, but it was actually too late.
In the afternoon, when people feel tired and sleepy, Li Jingxuan, after finishing the trivial matters in the school, yawned and returned to the house, intending to take a nap.
The injury on Li Jingxuan's head has not healed yet. The shaved hair has grown into a knot, and the big bump that was once bulging has also subsided, but it is still painful to touch.
On this calm afternoon, Li Jingxuan pushed open the door of his dormitory. Suddenly there was a soft click above the door. Li Jingxuan felt something was wrong. Before he could react, a copper basin fell from the sky and hit him hard. On the head.
To be sure, the copper basin hit the old wound on his head, the wound that was as painful as an unforgettable first love.
There was a crisp sound, followed by another crash, and the contents of the basin poured down instantly.
The moment Li Jingxuan was hit, he felt a splitting headache and dizziness. At that moment, the contents of the basin poured all over his head and face, and a stench suddenly filled the surrounding area.
My heart is cold, my heart is cold.
Li Jingxuan covered his head and screamed twice, then fell to the ground immediately.
However, if you want to faint and escape reality, you have to rely on luck. Li Jingxuan's luck today is obviously not good, and it is destined to be a day that offends Tai Sui.
Not to mention the heartbreaking pain from the head wound, the stench in my nose was so overwhelming that I couldn't help but vomit.
In extreme pain, Li Jingxuan opened his eyes and looked at himself, and found that what was poured on him was the feces and urine from the cesspit. Li Jingxuan, who had always been so clean, felt really cold this time. His throat wriggled a few times, and he let out a sound like he had been hit by an arrow. There was also a shrill scream.
Before the screams stopped, Li Jingxuan opened his eyes again and glanced at his house inadvertently. Then the screams suddenly stopped. Li Jingxuan opened his eyes wide in horror, and his whole body seemed to be frozen by a spell. Neither dared to move.
snake!
A room full of snakes, alive!
I can’t tell you the type of snake, there are all kinds. Some snakes curled up lazily on the bed, some snakes wandered around the room, and some stared at him unkindly, spitting messages from their mouths...
Li Jingxuan was really shocked. What a hell on earth this was, what a wretched place!
At this moment, his expression was very wonderful.
Why is my face red, mentally frightened, why is it yellow again, the shit I applied to protect me from the cold...
After a long time, when one of the snakes in the room couldn't bear the loneliness and swam toward him with a faint green light in its eyes, Li Jingxuan finally collapsed.
"Ahhhhhhh——! Help!"
Li Jingxuan jumped up and ran away. He was covered in feces and urine and walked as fast as he could. He turned into a black smoke and jumped while running. He let out strange screams such as oh, wow, wow, knock your mother, etc., and finally disappeared.
At this time, the huge commotion finally attracted the students in the school. They gathered around the open space of the school and stared dumbfoundedly at the usually gentle Dr. Li. He screamed and ran away while covered in feces and urine, as if Like crazy.
The crowd of students was silent for a long time, and no one had recovered from the shocking scene just now.
In the back of the school, Li Sujie, Li Xian, Qiao'er and Yiyang were hiding not far away, enjoying the show from beginning to end.
It wasn't until Li Jingxuan ran away without a trace like a lunatic that the four of them burst into laughter.
Yiyang was the one who still had a sense of shame among the four. After laughing a few times, he felt something was wrong, so he immediately straightened his face and tried his best not to laugh.
Li Sujie smiled and bowed to Qiao'er: "As expected of senior brother, his attack was indeed vicious. This time Li Jingxuan was frightened and lost face in front of the junior brothers. Let's see if he still has the nerve to teach us tomorrow."
Behind the four people, an abrupt and discordant voice came coldly.
"You probably won't be able to see whether Li Jingxuan will give a lecture tomorrow..."
Li Sujie was so immersed in excitement that she didn't know who the voice was and blurted out, "Why?"
"Because you have become a disabled person, and you will have to lie in bed tomorrow, dying, waiting for the doctor to save you."