After returning to Chang'an from the battlefield of swords and swords, Li Qinzai's life suddenly became leisurely.
There's something wrong with the style of painting. It stands to reason that when the God of War returns, the mother-in-law and her son should live in a doghouse. Then the God of War becomes furious and orders blah blah blah...
In short, when the God of War returns, he always has to find something to do, and he has to cause some trouble.
But Li Qinzai's life has faded away.
After waking up every day, I would wait for my soul to return to my body with my eyes open, get up, wash myself, eat, and then wander around with nothing to do.
The amount of entertainment was annoying. After becoming a marquis, Li Qinzai officially came into the sight of the powerful families in Chang'an City. There was an endless stream of banquets from various powerful families. Li Qinzai became an internet celebrity in Chang'an City overnight.
Of course, he was not unknown in the past, but unlike now, his fame in the eyes of others was only due to the favor of the British public.
It's normal for the grandson of the British Duke to get into some trouble and make meritorious deeds.
After Li Qinzai returned from his mission to the northwest, the powerful and aristocratic families in Chang'an City looked at him differently.
This time, it is not based on the title granted by ancestors, but on the merits of the sacrifice of one's life, whether it is negotiating with the Tubo envoys, entering the Tubo camp to deal with Lu Dongzan, and leading a lone army to save Shanzhou.
Everything around him reveals the courage and wisdom of the grandson of Yinggong.
Such a rising imperial talent has naturally become the target of friendship among powerful and aristocratic families.
From the first day of the first lunar month to today, Li Qinzai spent every day being welcomed and sent to. Many invitations from familiar and unfamiliar dignitaries came to his door. If he didn’t go, he would be ignorant. If he went, he would feel bored. Li Qinzai was really a little annoyed.
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After ten days of this kind of life, Li Qinzai couldn't stand it anymore.
Endless socializing, everyone obviously didn't know each other well, they had to sit and drink together, they said polite words that were not congenial, and they had to desperately refuse the kabuki that the host forced on them.
Tired, destroy it.
If you can't destroy the earth, destroy yourself.
So Li Qinzai spread the word that starting today, the fifth young master of the Li family is ill. He is very serious and can only be hung up in one breath. He can't drink wine. The unused stunning kabuki can still be helped up to try.
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The snow has not yet melted, but the sun is already a bit warm.
Li Qinzai was sitting in the room, helping Qiao'er with her homework.
I have to say that Qiao'er is very worry-free for Li Qinzai. There is basically no chance of Li Qinzai's blood pressure rising in terms of homework, and even his handwriting is much better than him.
If Li Qinzai didn't still have a lot of knowledge and formulas from later generations in his mind, today's Qiao'er would probably make him, a father, feel a little ashamed.
In the past life, parents had to endure the pain of tutoring their children. Li Qinzai said that he had no chance to try it.
I have completed several new linear equation questions and the answers are perfect.
Li Qinzai smiled happily and stroked Qiao'er's dog head: "Yes, your current ability is already far ahead of your brothers in the school."
Qiao'er laughed happily twice, and then said dejectedly: "No, Princess Xuancheng is more powerful than Hai'er. During the period when Dad was on an mission to the northwest, Hai'er saw that she was studying hard and doing questions every day, and she did
The children can hardly understand the questions."
Li Qinzai was startled, then rubbed his head and said: "Good boy, we won't compare with her. Some people are born with geniuses, and some are mediocre, but after hard work, they will become...well, diligent
He is a mediocre person. Although he has no ability, he works hard."
The unexpected poisonous chicken soup made Qiao'er stunned for a moment, and said calmly: "Dad, is my child mediocre? Is my child stupid?"
Li Qinzai said lovingly: "Silly boy, of course you are not stupid..."
"When your results are presented to those fellow students, if they have any sense of shame, they should be beaten to death in shame and anger."
"Dad, I heard that next year's scientific examination will be held. The emperor wants dad to answer the questions for the arithmetic subject. Can my child take part in the scientific examination?" Qiao'er suddenly asked.
Li Qinzai was startled, then touched his head gently and said, "Come on, tell me, father, what have you eaten recently that made you so arrogant? Please be sure to introduce your recent recipes."
"You haven't even grown your hair yet, so you dare to take the scientific examination. Let's not talk about anything else. In terms of arithmetic, you first defeated Princess Xuancheng. How can you have the confidence to underestimate the world's heroes?"
Seeing that Li Qinzai suddenly became serious, Qiao'er hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, dad, it's my child who is arrogant."
"Arrogance requires arrogance. Incompetent arrogance will only make people laughable. If you can solve a linear equation of two variables, you think you are good? It's far from it. As a person, you must have a clear understanding of your own abilities."
"When your father and I were tyrannizing outside, if there were many people on the other side, your father and I also knew how to retreat decisively. Why? Because..."
Suddenly a voice came from behind and said: "Because your father can't beat others."
The father and son turned around and saw Cui Jie putting two bowls of lotus seed soup on the table in a bad mood.
Cui Jie rolled her eyes at Li Qinzai and said, "I heard that your husband did something promising again the day before yesterday?"
Li Qinzai smiled and said: "Your husband, I have done many promising things. I wonder which one you are talking about?"
"How about the beating in the brothel, why don't you brag about it to me?"
Li Qinzai quickly glanced at Qiao'er and said uncomfortably: "We can talk about this later. Don't talk nonsense in front of the child."
Cui Jie gave him a hard squeeze and said: "My husband is really... he just went to visit a brothel, but he actually made trouble. There are gossips in Chang'an City, saying that my husband is proud of his merits, and behaves shamelessly. He listens to the servants in the house.
He said that there are imperial officials who have criticized you."
Li Qinzai said nonchalantly: "They are participating in the impeachment. I don't want to lose a piece of flesh. Being in the court is just like being in the Jianghu. As long as you are thick-skinned, nothing can hurt me..."
Qiao'er on the side suddenly asked: "Dad, what is a 'brothel'?"
The couple were startled, and Li Qinzai immediately smiled and said: "The brothel is a happy place, but you can only go there when your hair has grown. You are still young, and it will take more than ten years to grow."
Qiao'er lowered her head and looked at her crotch, sighing out of breath.
Li Qinzai glanced at Cui Jie with a majestic look.
Cui Jie knew that she shouldn't talk nonsense in front of her children, so she stuck out her tongue in embarrassment.
At this time, the steward came to report that Song Sen, the director of Baiqisi, asked to see him.
Li Qinzai suddenly became energetic.
The lovely Song Sen finally arrived. We had a good relationship with each other in Chang'an. Later, in Liangzhou and Tuyuhun, Song Sen's Baiqisi provided a lot of information to Li Qinzai and helped him clear out the gangsters in Liangzhou City.
spy.
Apart from going whoring together, the most iron-clad friendship between men is carrying a gun together.
Song Sen and Li Qinzai have carried the gun together. For this reason, even if he comes to the door without a gift today, Li Qinzai will forgive him.
In the front yard of the Duke's Mansion, Song Sen saw Li Qinzai and bowed his head.
"Marquis of Li County, I have finally seen you, and when I said goodbye to Tuyuhun, it felt like a lifetime ago..." Song Sen said emotionally, his eyes turning red.
Li Qinzai patted him on the shoulder: "Don't forcefully stir up emotion. The atmosphere hasn't heated up yet. Let's calm down first."