Li Qinzai deeply felt that this parent-teacher meeting was a complete failure.
The plot didn't go in the direction I expected at all, it went completely wrong.
The Qibi family was very good at executing the music. They immediately borrowed gongs and drums from Zhuangzi, and then picked a guy with a loud voice to beat the gongs while shouting that my young master has achieved success in his studies.
Li Qinzai didn't know if Qibizhen was embarrassed or not, but he was quite embarrassed anyway.
After carefully observing the expressions of Shangguan Yi and others behind Li Zhiwu, Li Qinzai felt a little relieved when he saw that they were also shocked.
It turns out that he is not out of place, but Qibi Heli's brain circuit is also a strange flower blooming in the Tang Dynasty.
"Grandpa Qibi, there's no need to celebrate this matter so loudly, right?" Li Qinzai said euphemistically: "Qibi Zhen got second from the bottom in the exam, not second. You, the students who got first and second in the exam, are doing this." Why is it so embarrassing?"
Qibi Heli glared: "What do I care about them? My Zhen'er was the last to last in the exam and passed the second to last exam. This is the skill. If you make a small step every year, you will be the pillar of the Tang Dynasty in a few decades. So, May it be enough."
After saying that, Qibi Heli kicked the gong-beating Bu Qu hard: "Why don't you eat? Use more force!"
Behind Li Qinzai, Qibizhen in the crowd was stunned, feeling at a loss what to do with the scene in front of her.
"First of all, sir...is this disciple really that powerful?" Qi Bizhen said cautiously.
Li Qinzai thought for a while and said politely: "It's awesome, but not particularly awesome."
Qi Bizhen was also a little distracted at this time, and said happily: "My father is playing gongs and drums..."
Li Qinzai glanced at him: "I saw it, so what? Do I want to give you an award?"
Qi Bizhen said with a smile: "This disciple thinks that he is still very powerful. He is second to last. Tsk! My father said that if you take a small step today, you will be a pillar of the country in the future."
Li Qinzai finally couldn't help it anymore: "There are dozens of people ahead of you, but you are just a little better than the ones at the bottom. Theoretically, if you want to become a pillar of the country, you will have to work hard for hundreds of years."
"If I were you, I would first find a powerful Taoist priest to take a few pills of immortality, otherwise your body will not be worthy of your efforts."
After a long time, the Qibi family's group finished playing in Zhuangzi, and the group rode on horses and beat gongs to go to Chang'an City.
After becoming a demon, Qibi Heli was finally satisfied. He laughed boldly and his expression returned to normal.
Li Qinzai hurriedly invited everyone to another courtyard. Li Zhiwu went first, and Li Qinzai was at the last. Before he took a step forward, he suggested to Qibi Zhen softly: "You are so powerful, you can go and show off in front of your senior fellow apprentices, senior fellow apprentices." They will pamper you well."
Qi Bizhen's mentality was still a little ecstatic, and after hearing this, she immediately said happily: "Disciple, go right away."
Li Qinzai looked at his excited back with sympathy, sighed and shook his head.
With this IQ, he actually came in second to last in the test. Could it be that he cheated?
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A group of bigwigs came to visit, and everyone was walking on thin ice under the stewards of other hospitals.
The yard was cleaned over and over again, and even the guard dog was bathed twice, so much so that the pastoral dog almost turned into a bulldog.
Dogs can be killed, but not humiliated. When Manager Song was about to wash it for the third time, the guard dog couldn't bear the humiliation. Finally, he whimpered and ran away from home in panic. There were some of his old friends in the east of the village.
Went to spend the spring night with my lovers.
Li Zhi and others took their seats in the front hall. The dignitaries of each family consciously sat in their own seats according to their status. Li Qinzai sat beside Li Zhi to accompany him.
The Marquis of Li County was a real person, and there was no superficial politeness between the monarch and his ministers. After sitting down, Li Qinzai immediately ordered the food and wine to be served.
The pig's trotters that had been stewed for more than two hours lay quietly in the casserole. When the lid was opened, a rich aroma of meat filled the hall.
Li Zhi's eyes shone brightly, he swallowed hard, waved his hand, and started to fuck!
It was probably the first time for the dignitaries to eat pig's trotters. They looked at it with curious eyes for a long time. When they saw that Li Zhi's mouth was full of oil, they immediately stopped hesitating and picked up the pig's trotters and gnawed them.
As soon as you take a bite, the rich soup and melt-in-your-mouth meat will make you go crazy.
Shangguan Yi, who was a bachelor of Hongwen Hall, didn't care about his manners at this time. He held both ends of a pig's trotter with both hands and gnawed it with great joy.
None of the people here are very good-looking, and the ugliest one is none other than Qibi Heli.
Qibi Heli was a military commander. He was not only tall and burly, but also had a big mouth.
A pig's trotter was stuffed directly into the mouth without touching it, and a complete bone was spat out.
Li Qinzai was shocked by his unique skills and looked at him with envy and envy.
"It tastes really good. It's the first time in my life that I've eaten something so delicious. But the portion is too small, and it's not enough to fit between my teeth. My dear, Li family, are you really treating me sincerely?" Qibi Heli raised his eyebrows dissatisfied.
Li Qinzai hurriedly ordered Manager Song: "Bring a basin to General Qibi."
After a while, a large basin filled with pig's trotters was brought up, roughly a dozen of them.
Qibi Heli smiled brightly and rolled up his sleeves. What he did just now was just a warm-up, now he was going to get serious.
Empress Wu also seemed to like the taste of pig's trotters very much, but she was a woman after all, and in front of her courtiers, so she could only taste it briefly, looking at the delicious food in front of her with a demeanor.
Li Qinzai was so thoughtful that he immediately leaned into Empress Wu's ear and whispered to her that he would ask his servants to send some pig's trotters to her room later for the Empress to taste alone.
Empress Wu's eyes lit up, she covered her mouth and giggled, then nodded without a trace.
The two looked at each other and smiled. The grudges they had built up over the past two years seemed to be getting better.
Li Qinzai also breathed a sigh of relief from the bottom of his heart. He had offended a woman, and she was the only empress in history. She could actually turn conflicts into friendship. This ability was even greater than taking over Tuyuhun.
What's the point of opening up new territories? It doesn't matter if I offend the empress, but who dares to commit suicide like this?
Pig's trotters are the most delicious, but you can't eat too much. Li Zhi has an old disease and must avoid eating them. Shangguanyi is old, so he can't eat too much.
After nibbling a pig's trotter, Shangguan Yi reluctantly wiped his mouth and looked at the food plate in front of him, feeling a sense of sadness that never comes to him.
Approaching Li Qinzai, Shangguan Yi narrowed his eyes and smiled: "I heard from my Kun'er that Jingchu is very concerned about the heirs of my son Tingzhi and his wife?"
Li Qinzai was startled and hurriedly laughed and said: "Grandpa Shangguan, don't be surprised. It's just a joke. Don't take it seriously."
Shangguan Yi nodded and said: "Kun'er has been urging his father to have a baby since last year. I don't know if he is being urged. My son Tingzhi's wife was pregnant last year. She was about six months old."
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Li Qinzai cupped his hands and said, "Congratulations to Grandpa Shangguan on the new baby."
Shangguan Yi said dissatisfiedly: "What a bastard! What kind of child do I want to have? It's my son Tingzhi who has a child."
"It's all the same, it's all the same..."
"It's different! Don't talk nonsense, boy. Do you believe I will slap you?" Shangguan Yi glared at him.
Shangguan Yi paused and then said: "I heard from Kun'er, are you sure that my son Tingzhi and his wife will have a daughter? Do you still want to marry him?"
"It's a joke, it's a joke, Grandpa Shangguan, don't blame me, it's just a kid talking nonsense, just to tease Kun'er."
Shangguan Yi's cloudy old eyes narrowed, he stroked his beard and said with a smile: "I am serious, your Qiao'er is eight years old this year, right? Although he is not a direct descendant, His Majesty is very kind to him and has already given him an official position and a title.
The future is limitless..."
"Why don't you and I make an agreement today? If Tingzhi and his wife give birth to a daughter, we will get married. If the birth is a son, we will marry Qiaoer. How about that?"