Dog licking occurs in every dynasty and in every generation, regardless of gender.
Li Qinzai still can't figure out why Old Wei licked Widow Song in the village like this.
It would be fine to say that Widow Song was a stunning beauty. If she happened to meet Li Qinzai's aesthetic point, maybe Li Qinzai would be willing to lick her occasionally.
But Li Qinzai knew Widow Song, and she was a hero who uprooted a weeping willow tree. Did Old Wei lick her like this because he planned to compete with her in martial arts every day in order to improve his ability to kill enemies?
"Old Wei, if you really want to take a concubine, as long as your mother-in-law doesn't object and you are really shameless, with the military exploits and money you have accumulated over the years, you can hire a concubine with a lot of money in a nearby village.
If you take a yellow-flowered girl as your concubine, why should you hang yourself on the tree called Widow Song?" Li Qinzai asked puzzledly.
Old Wei grinned: "No, I have fallen in love with Widow Song, and I won't change for the stunning beauty."
"Why? Forgive me, but what is the charm of Widow Song?"
Old Wei laughed and said: "How charming can Widow Song be? Her waist is thicker than a bucket, her tendons on her arms are stronger than mine, her armpits still have body odor, and her big feet can kill someone if she takes off her shoes..."
"What's more, she is very powerful and is very good with a kitchen knife. Based on my battlefield experience as a veteran who has spent the rest of my life in battles, if she and I were to fight each other, I can't guarantee that it would be me or her who would survive in the end."
Li Qinzai's face turned green when he heard this: "This is obviously a dominatrix, what are you trying to do?"
"Just because she ignored me and never treated me well, she waved a kitchen knife to chop me when she saw me." Old Wei showed a confused smile: "There is such a characterful widow in the world, I just
I don’t believe we can’t attack her city!”
"Sooner or later, I will pluck all her hair out, let her lie softly in my arms, let me rub and ravage her, and turn all the fierceness she has wielded at me over the years into a submissive softness wrapped around my fingers.
Tsk! It’s so beautiful just thinking about it!”
Li Qinzai finally understood.
This old guy is just cheap.
Of course, to put it mildly, this old guy turned into a domineering president, and this unruly woman successfully attracted his attention.
Crazy criticizing mother-in-law, you lit the fire and put it out yourself.
"Fifth Young Master, this old man has always been curious. You seem to have captured those beauties without doing anything. What did you do?"
Li Qinzai was silent for a moment and said tactfully: "Old Wei, the aspect of popularity with women is innate. It is probably related to fate. Some people really haven't done anything, and women will take the initiative to pounce on them. Some people's tongues are numb from licking them.
, I begged for a girl but still couldn’t get one.”
Old Wei said in confusion: "Fifth Young Master, can you explain it more clearly? I don't understand fate or anything like that..."
"Then let me be more straightforward. It can be summed up in two words, 'look at your face'."
Li Qinzai pointed to himself reservedly and said: "I, the young man in white, are as gentle as jade."
Then he pointed at Old Wei: "You, half a hundred ugly men, stupid, big, black and thick."
"We are standing side by side. Do you think the woman will pounce on me or on you?"
Old Wei's face turned ugly and he said, "If he wasn't blind, he would probably pounce on you."
"Yes, life is so unfair. You can't even ask for a widow with a waist thicker than a bucket, but so many women like me. Do you think I am as happy as you imagine? No, you can't even imagine my happiness.
arrive……"
Old Wei's face turned green, his lips pursed for a long time, and finally he sighed sadly.
Li Qinzai had an idea in his heart. He knew that if he hadn't been the fifth young master of the Li family and had said those mean words just now, Old Wei would have wielded his hoe and gone to his guts.
"Old man, you should just do your duty and think about how to get Widow Song." Old Wei said in a dull voice, swinging the hoe in his hand again, skillfully loosening the soil from Widow Song's land.
"After you finish your work, go back and rest early. The spring sowing days haven't passed yet, so don't rush for these two days." Li Qinzai greeted.
Just as he was about to go back, Old Wei suddenly said: "It's better to finish the farm work in the village as soon as possible. Yesterday, the officials came to collect the number of strong men in the village. They said that after the spring sowing, the strong men would be drafted out to do corvee service.
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Li Qinzai paused, turned around and said in astonishment: "What kind of corvee service do you have? Why didn't anyone tell me?"
Old Wei sighed and said: "Yesterday, a Sihu came to the Weinan County Government, and the imperial court issued a recruitment order. We have recruited a total of 400,000 men in Guanzhong. From Guanzhong to Hedong Road, we will build more than a dozen palaces and recruit more
The stone steps to go up Mount Tai..."
Li Qinzai immediately understood: "Because the emperor wants to enshrine Zen in Mount Tai?"
Old Wei nodded: "There are hundreds of strong men in Zhuangzi, at least half of them must be transferred. If I leave, I'm afraid I won't be able to come back for a year and a half. Fortunately, the old man is the enshrined master of our house, so he is exempted from corvee, while the strong men of other families can't come back."
You will suffer.”
"I heard that officials from all over the country are recruiting young men within their jurisdiction. Whether it's building palaces or paving stone steps, it's all hard work."
"The government says it is in charge of food, but everyone knows that the government's food is only half full every day. When Zhuangzi's descendants come back after completing their corvee service for a year and a half, they may not look like the same people."
Old Wei sighed distressedly, but he knew very well that such a big problem could not be solved by a simple man like him, so he could only wave his hoe dully to vent his frustration.
Li Qinzai stood at the edge of the field, his face becoming more and more solemn.
If you are indifferent, you can avoid most of the troubles in the world, but even if you avoid some things, they will eventually find you.
I originally thought that the matter of being granted the title of Zen Taishan was far away from me. If Li Zhi loved it, he would do it. In the past few years, Li Zhi had indeed done a few things worthy of being awarded the title. There was nothing wrong with asking God for credit.
The treasury has no money and no food. If we borrow a little more from private landlords, we will still owe so much. If we are lucky and have a few good years, we may be able to pay it off.
If a person wants to avoid trouble, he can always find various reasons and excuses.
Avoiding trouble is due to his personality, but Li Qinzai's true inner thoughts are that he is actually opposed to Feng Chan Taishan.
Li Qinzai once tested Li Ji's reaction, and after Li Ji sternly warned him not to interfere, Li Qinzai stopped openly showing his attitude. Even the old fox Shangguan Yi tried to poke the flames several times, but he did not fall for it.
He didn't care much at first, and he also knew very well the political significance of Fengchan Taishan to the Tang Dynasty and Li Zhi. Of course, he stayed away from such a sensitive topic as far away as possible.
However, when he learned that the young men in his village had been drafted by the government, Li Qinzai suddenly felt very uncomfortable.
I can't describe my unexplained irritability. If I had to describe it, it would probably be a protective mentality.
As a young man in my village, you can do whatever you want with your master. If you want to fight with God, why should you let my villagers build houses and roads for you?