Chapter 915: A man still gets hit twice until he dies
The father-in-laws did smile happily, at least in Li Qinzai's eyes.
They are all old acquaintances, each other's daughters have been best friends since childhood, the daughters have the same husband, they have the same son-in-law, what does this mean?
This is clearly a matter of intimacy upon intimacy, friendship upon friendship.
Li Qinzai couldn't help but be happy for them. The fate was so wonderful.
If the biological father of Princess Loulan is dug out of the ground, the family group that loves each other will become even stronger.
Li Qinzai stood outside the hall watching the fun with eyes filled with relief, as if the meeting between his father-in-law and his father-in-law had nothing to do with him, and he was just an outsider just watching the fun.
"Madam, ask your servants to move a low table outside the hall, and get some snacks, dried meat, preserved fruits and so on..." Li Qinzai said in a low voice.
Cui Jie glared at him fiercely: "Don't go too far. Didn't you see that they were about to start a fight?"
"Madam Yuezi is not only sitting stupid, but also blind? They are laughing so happily, how can you see that they are about to fight?"
"You...you're blind! It's so obvious that you can't tell. Are they smiling? That's provoking each other!"
Li Qinzai narrowed his eyes and then said with a smile: "Madam, don't worry, we can't fight. The two father-in-laws are both decent people. It's so ugly to fight and kill each other. They pull each other's hair and spit in front of us juniors. Do you still want me?"
Already?"
Cui Jie sighed and said: "It's a coincidence that both of you chose to visit today. You couldn't guard against it. I heard that Prince Teng is still angry with your husband. I'm afraid he will explode after meeting my father today."
Already..."
At this time, hurried footsteps came from the corridor outside the hall, and Jin Xiang came from the backyard.
Seeing the couple standing on the corridor outside the hall, Jin Xiang couldn't help but asked curiously: "What are you talking about?"
Li Qinzai pointed at Cui Jie: "She said your father would explode on the spot..."
Cui Jie held the baby in her arms and couldn't move her hands, so she raised her leg and kicked him hard.
Jinxiang's beautiful eyes looked into the hall, and then he shouted in surprise: "Father!"
In the front hall, as Jin Xiang shouted loudly, the momentum of the two father-in-laws, who were at war with each other, suddenly stagnated, and then plummeted.
Jinxiang quickly entered the room, ran to Prince Teng, and tugged on his sleeves happily.
Prince Teng forced out a smile, raised his hand to stroke her hair, and sighed: "My daughter has suffered..."
Outside the hall, Li Qinzai's face darkened.
Every time he said these strange words, it was as if his daughter was being pushed into a pit of fire by marrying him.
In order to get pregnant, your daughter recently used your husband as a beast. Do you know about this?
The one who was pushed into the pit of fire was clearly your virtuous son-in-law.
Just thinking about it makes my back hurt...
It was only then that Cui Linqian smiled and started chatting with Prince Teng.
"Brother Yuan Ying has been away for many years, is he okay?"
Prince Teng smiled and said: "Running around here and there, how can I compare to Brother Cui leading the family with such majesty?"
Cui Linqian stroked his beard and smiled lightly, saying: "I never expected that my dear brother Yuanying would actually give birth to a good daughter, haha."
Prince Teng also smiled and said: "She is just the daughter of a royal family member. Even if she is too stubborn, her father will not be able to control her."
Li Qinzai's expression outside the hall was a bit complicated at this moment.
This is a Shura field today...
As the virtuous son-in-law of the two of them, if he still had some filial piety, he should have ordered someone to bring the weapons rack over at this moment, with swords, guns, clubs, axes, axes, hooks and forks to choose from.
The two of them were sarcastically and provocatively sarcastic and provocative with each other in the hall. Li Qinzai, who was standing outside the hall, suddenly slapped his thigh: "Oh no! The student's homework has not been corrected yet, which is delaying the important matter!"
After saying that, Li Qinzai turned around and ran away.
As soon as he took a step forward, the two father-in-laws in the hall shouted in unison: "Get back here, I!"
Li Qinzai had no choice but to stop and slowly walked into the front hall.
"Uh, two father-in-laws..."
The two turned their heads and stared at him with unkind eyes, obviously dissatisfied with Li Qinzai's title.
Li Qinzai smiled and said, "You two... what, are you hungry? Do you want my son-in-law to hold a banquet for you two to cleanse yourself from the dust?"
Cui Linqian stroked his beard and smiled: "Brother Yuanying, you and I haven't had a drink together in many years. Are you willing to get drunk together today?"
At this time, King Teng also displayed the majesty of a vassal king, and said with a faint smile: "I have my wish, but I am afraid that Brother Cui is old and will no longer be as brave as he used to be."
Cui Linqian's expression remained unchanged, and his smile had a hint of murderous intent: "Try?"
Prince Teng's smile also revealed a bit of evil: "Try."
Li Qinzai smiled happily, hey, that's right, internal conflicts should be resolved internally, don't harm your good son-in-law...
"Come here, serve the wine!" Li Qinzai turned around and shouted.
A jar of fine wine was brought up. Cui Linqian and Prince Teng looked at each other and smiled, then each filled their cups and held their cups in honor to each other.
"Brother Cui, drink and win."
"Xian Yuanying brother, drink victoriously."
The two drank it all in one go, then continued to pour wine, hold the cups, and drank.
The smell of wine in the hall became stronger and stronger, and so did the smell of gunpowder.
Jin Xiang also noticed something was wrong at this time, and walked quietly outside the hall. The couple stood on the porch, quietly watching the two father-in-laws compete with each other.
"Husband, will something happen?" Cui Jie asked uneasily.
Jin Xiang was also anxious: "I'm really worried that they might start a fight if they disagree."
Li Qinzai calmly said: "No, we are all decent people."
"It's disgraceful to drink."
"It doesn't matter if we fight. I have secretly ordered my subordinates to take away the sharp objects in the hall. No one will be killed."
We are all men, and Li Qinzai can understand the mood of the two father-in-laws.
A man will remain a boy until he dies, and boys will always do things that seem passionate but are actually half-hearted, such as fighting for wine, such as "I bet you can't touch that leaf when you jump up" and so on.
No matter how old a man is, his middle-aged heart will never die, even when he is eighty years old.
The drinking contest between the two men in the hall has gradually become more intense, and the smell of gunpowder has become stronger.
Li Qinzai blinked and ordered his servants to prepare the backyard room. It is estimated that before long, the two father-in-laws will fall down heroically, vomit in the fountain, and finally fall asleep like dead pigs.
Quietly taking two steps back, Li Qinzai left Cui Jie and Jin Xiang to look after the Shura field while he walked out alone.
Prince Teng's entourage was still waiting outside the door. After Li Qinzai went out, he greeted them with a smile, and the entourage saluted respectfully.
Pointing to a guard with a sword, Li Qinzai asked: "Are you Prince Teng's personal guard?"
"yes."
"Prince Teng went to Jiangnan and Huainan to plant sweet potatoes this time. How was the harvest?"
The guard said respectfully: "The harvest is quite rich. Sweet potatoes are grown in Jiangnan, Huainan and Lingnan. They can be harvested twice a year, with dozens of kilograms of seeds. The harvest totals more than two thousand kilograms. Your Highness has brought them all to Chang'an. They will only be planted after the spring of next year."
One season, His Highness said that there will probably be no need to worry about food crops near Chang'an."
Li Qinzai smiled happily. It was good news. If it reached Chang'an City, it would probably shock the government and the public.
With more than two thousand kilograms of sweet potatoes, this new food species could finally gain a foothold in the land of the Tang Dynasty. From then on, regardless of changes in dynasties or natural or man-made disasters in China, with sweet potatoes, at least many people could avoid starving to death.