Li Qinzai squatted outside the classroom, listening to the screams coming from inside, but for some reason he smiled.
The smile gradually changed.
The two princesses of Xuancheng and Yiyang sang together, one pretending to be a red face, the other a white face, to make up lessons for the junior brothers.
Li Qinzai didn't have much hope at first. He was very clear about the virtues of the little bastards and had been beaten frequently. But after the pain for a while, he realized that what he should have done was still not possible. Even the King of Heaven could not do anything to them.
Now it is a bit unrealistic to expect that the two princesses Xuancheng and Yiyang will be enlightened by making up lessons.
However, the facts proved that Li Qinzai was wrong, very wrong.
After three days of extra lessons, or to be precise, three days of being beaten by Princess Yiyang with various cold weapons day and night, the little bastards had an epiphany.
The afternoon before yesterday, Xuancheng came over with a happy face, invited Li Qinzai into the classroom, and asked him to test them with a few basic questions.
Li Qinzai deliberately relaxed his attitude and asked a few simple basic questions, which were roughly equivalent to the level of a fourth grade elementary school student. He asked Qi Bizhen, who had the worst score, to answer by name.
Unexpectedly, Qi Bizhen got the answer right the first time.
Unwilling to be reconciled, Li Qinzai asked Shangguan Kun'er to answer a few more fifth-grade math questions, and Shangguan Kun'er also answered them correctly.
This result deeply surprised Li Qinzai.
At first, these basic questions made these little bastards go crazy. Li Qinzai remembers that he almost vomited blood in anger.
Now I took the test again, and I didn't expect that they could answer correctly so easily.
Looking at the anxious and excited faces of the little bastards, Li Qinzai had to admit the fact that the tutoring lessons given to them by Xuancheng and Yiyang for three consecutive days were indeed effective, and they could clearly feel their progress.
After discovering this fact, Li Qinzai began to doubt life.
What went wrong?
In the past few years of teaching, he has beaten and scolded the little bastards. Xuancheng gave them extra lessons, and Yiyang also beat and scolded them. Why did his own efforts for several years have no effect, while Xuancheng saw immediate results in just three days?
It doesn't make sense.
"What kind of ecstasy soup did you pour into them?" After class, Li Qinzai called Xuancheng and Yiyang to the corner and asked with a look of reluctance.
Xuancheng smiled shyly and said in a low voice: "There is no ecstasy soup. The disciple just lectured them tirelessly. After finishing the lecture once, he immediately gave them a test. If they got the answer wrong, Yiyang would take action, and then the disciple taught it a second time.
Continue taking the test after you finish, and continue beating if you answer incorrectly..."
"After repeated repetitions, I learned from the experience that my brothers and sisters must not be able to hold on much longer. After several days of continuous beatings, they probably couldn't bear it anymore, so they listened to the class very seriously. Finally, they really learned all the knowledge they had learned from me.
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Li Qinzai remained silent for a long time.
Where can I go to reason with this?
It turns out that they are really a bunch of bastards who are in need of a beating, which literally means "a bunch of bastards who are in need of a beating." They don't feel comfortable unless they get beaten.
At first, Li Qinzai frequently whipped them. Occasionally, when he dreamed about it at night, Li Qinzai would feel a hint of guilt, feeling that he was too violent and too cruel to his students.
However, after seeing the results in Xuancheng today, Li Qinzai began to reflect on why he was so kind in the first place. If he had known that these little bastards were fighting or not eating, Li Qinzai must have arranged them properly.
"You win," Li Qinzai gave her a thumbs up: "Continue to make up lessons and continue to beat me. As long as no one is killed, you can do whatever you want."
Xuancheng whispered: "Sir, during the year-end exam, each person's score will be improved by twenty points. Forgive me for being arrogant, but I don't think the problem is big."
As he spoke, Xuancheng raised his head and stared at him deeply: "Sir, would you like the disciples to stay in the school and study with you? Although many of us are born into wealth, we actually have our own difficulties. Only here, with you, we
I have lived the most comfortable life and have been a teacher and student for many years. How can I bear to give it up, sir?"
Li Qinzai sighed and said: "If it can be proven that they are not just hanging around here, but really have the desire to learn, I will certainly not give up on you."
Xuancheng nodded: "The disciples will teach them well. Their performance has improved recently. On the surface, it is due to the disciples' encouragement. In fact, they are more afraid that the teacher will really disband the school and the relationship between teachers and students will be lost, so they really started to study hard."
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Li Qinzai laughed and said: "Don't be so sensational. One is willing to teach while fighting, and the other is willing to learn while being exposed. It's okay to pass on my knowledge in this way. What I have learned in my heart is not the way to manage the world."
, but it can make this world a better place, and I hope you can really pass on the knowledge."
Xuancheng glanced behind Li Qinzai and said with a chuckle: "My disciples are willing to inherit Mr.'s teachings throughout their lives."
Li Qinzai seemed to have realized something. He turned around and suddenly found that Li Sujie and others were standing quietly behind him.
Seeing that Li Qinzai had discovered them, Li Sujie and others bowed and saluted together, and said in unison: "My disciples are willing to inherit the master's teachings throughout their lives."
Li Qinzai's heart felt warm, but he said: "Don't be angry with me, let me live a few more years, and then I will kowtow to you to thank you for not killing me."
Li Sujie and others burst out laughing, and Li Qinzai couldn't help but smile.
A big bastard teaches a bunch of little bastards, that's all.
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It was another new class, and Li Qinzai tried to teach them some new knowledge in physics.
The foundation of physics, first discussion of mechanics.
Action force, reaction force, motion, rest, law of gravity, etc.
We can't teach anything more profound, because Li Qinzai himself can't do it anymore. His physics knowledge is only at the high school level, and he has forgotten a lot over the years.
He has never regarded himself as a scientific research talent who studies heaven and man. Li Qinzai has a very clear positioning of himself. In this era when basic disciplines are almost in chaos, his mission is to lay the foundation.
As long as the foundations of various science disciplines are laid and basic theorems and classics are left behind, later generations will study them and carry them forward.
It is absolutely impossible for one person to achieve the ultimate in the huge science disciplines. It is already very remarkable to spend a lifetime laying the foundation.
For some reason, during today's lecture, Li Qinzai noticed some changes in the spirit of the little bastards. He couldn't explain the details, but he felt that they were paying attention to the lecture.
In fact, Li Qinzai also knew very well that they could not understand today's new content at all, but he could see that they were working hard to digest every word he said.
Li Qinzai was very pleased. As long as you put your mind to it, as long as your mind is there and your attitude is correct, it doesn't matter if you are stupid. No matter how stupid you are, can you be stupider than my watchdog? When I was drunk, I could sit on the doorstep and chat with the dog for a long time about the origin of the universe.
understand?
Of course it didn't understand, but Li Qinzai had the patience to talk to it.
Li Qinzai treated his disciples the same way.
There was silence in the hall. Li Qinzai looked around at everyone and said with a smile: "I know you don't understand, so don't pretend to nod your head frequently as if you have an epiphany. Your acting skills are very poor."
"The original intention of this lesson is to let you understand a new subject called 'physics'. The function of physics is the principle of movement or stillness of all things. Every movement and stillness of all things in the world can be expressed by formulas.
The principle, that is to say, everything is under my control."
"This is the knowledge you are about to learn. It is not a way to defeat thousands of people, but it is a way to benefit the people from generation to generation."
Just when the students' blood was boiling and their breathing became heavy, there was suddenly a rapid sound of horse hooves outside the school.
At the same time, there was a loud roar like spring thunder: "May I ask if Li Qinzai, the Marquis of Weinan County, is here?"
The voice echoed slowly in the huge school.
Li Qinzai seemed unaware and continued to lecture without changing his expression.
His principle is that as long as he is teaching in class, the King of Heaven and I cannot disturb him.
However, the knight who dismounted outside the school was obviously not afraid of death and was still shouting his name loudly.
Li Qinzai finally became impatient, and there was a murderous look in his eyes.
Slowly putting down the book, Li Qinzai sighed and said: "I don't know where the monster dares to seek death here. Even if the emperor comes here, he will not make a loud noise. This person is really brave..."
Li Sujie stood up and said: "My disciple is willing to defeat this monster for you!"
Li Qinzai hesitated for a moment and said: "Go ahead, be gentle and convince people with reason."
"Disciple understands that I have just studied physics and know the function of force. Today I just want to discuss physics with that evildoer to convince him!"
Li Sujie was about to go out when he heard the knight outside suddenly shouting: "Li Qinzai, Marquis of Weinan County, come out quickly to receive the order."
"The Emperor has decreed that Li Qinzai of Jin Dynasty be the Duke of Weinan County!"