Chapter 41 Open the ghost gate, open all four gates!
"Hey, I thought it was no big deal! Isn't this a piece of cake? It's a piece of cake. Just tell me what kind of thing you want. Swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, boring bars, sticks, whips, maces and hammers.
Catch Kidnapper Meteor, you can come with eighteen kinds of weapons! You can choose whatever you want, I will definitely meet your requirements as a teacher!"
Willow Beard spat spitting stars all over my face, and he was talking so eloquently that he almost slapped his chest to assure me.
"Well, I don't care about those things, I want...that something..."
I'm a little embarrassed and really embarrassed to say it.
"Hey, what do you think? What do you want? You just want the stars in the sky. Master, I will find a way to get it for you! Say it, feel free to say it!"
Willow Beard was impatient and patted his thigh impatiently. Then he sucked in a breath of air and grimaced in pain. He patted the injured leg in a hurry...
Seeing what he said, I stopped being coy, but I still lacked confidence and muttered in a low voice: "I want... the Judge's Pen..."
"Well, I thought you wanted something! This is not a trivial matter! Don't you just want...what? What do you want...a judge's pen?!"
Willow Beard was still thinking of making sure of his words, but in the second half of the sentence he realized that what I wanted was the Judge's Pen, and he suddenly became exhausted.
"Damn it, I knew Bai Wentian, you old Bideng, wouldn't be so kind, and would show kindness for no reason? Sure enough, you've exposed your flaws! Your fucking true colors have been revealed!"
Willow Beard really couldn't think of any words, and his face turned red with anger.
"Stop talking nonsense, just tell me whether you will give it or not! It depends on your sincerity in accepting Xiaofeng as a disciple. Do you know what price I paid to accept Xiaofeng as my disciple? How can this magic weapon of yours compare?
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The master looked at Willow Beard and calmly spoke to him.
As if he remembered something, Liu Huzi's expression changed obviously. He gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and said viciously: "Sure! Isn't it just the judge's pen? I'll give it! You can't go back on your word!"
The master picked his nose and said with a smile: "Whoever regrets it will have a grandson! Hey, isn't this right? As a master, doesn't it mean that you have to leave the best things to your apprentices?"
Willow Beard angrily took out a delicate and small wooden box from his arms, his face was red, and he pushed the box to me. I wonder if his heart was bleeding now.
I took it and opened the delicate wooden box, and a faint fragrance came to my face, penetrated my nose, and even my soul was shaken, it was extremely comfortable!
nice one!
I don’t know what kind of wood this box is made of, but for its soothing effect, it’s not a simple thing.
The jade-colored judge pen lay quietly in the wooden box. I stroked it gently with my hand. A powerful breath spread unexpectedly along my fingers, rushed into my body, and stimulated my soul.
My whole body was trembling, what a domineering power!
I used the "send ghosts into the ground" formation before, although I touched this treasure, but at that time the master was in charge of the formation, I was just assisting, and didn't notice anything. Now that I touch it myself, I realize how powerful this thing is!
No wonder it had to be stored in a special wooden box for peace of mind. It was simply impossible for an ordinary box to contain such a powerful magic weapon. The domineering aura of the Judge's Pen had long ago turned it into powder.
What a powerful magic weapon, much stronger than that Mountain Ghost Sword. It feels like one is a firefly and the other is a bright moon in the sky! They are simply different!
I said, why is the master always thinking about the Judge's Pen and always trying to persuade me to find a way to get it? Willow Beard always resists and refuses to give me the Judge's Pen.
Now I know that this is simply a magic weapon!
Willow Beard gave me the Judge's Pen, probably because he didn't trust us and was afraid that we would deceive him, so he asked me to become his teacher now.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. We were still on the mountain. There were desks, incense and candles, everything we wanted was useless! I asked him if he was in a hurry, why not wait until he got down the mountain and prepare the necessary things before becoming a disciple.
There was no need for Willow Beard to shirk, he didn't care about the false etiquette, he just wanted to give him a simple kowtow ceremony.
All right!
A few of us found a large flat rock, and I immediately knelt on the ground, bowed three times and kowtowed, and performed a simple apprenticeship ceremony. Master, Old Man Su and the two helpers he had found, as well as Chang Xiaomeng and Huang Yongyong
, Bai Yingxue and Chang Xiaoyu watched and witnessed the ceremony.
After the ceremony, I became a disciple.
Willow Beard became my Master Liu of course.
In order to make the title easier and avoid confusion, the master specially thought of a trick, saying that he would just call him master, and forget it as second master.
Because of this, Master Liu quit.
"Why am I the second master? You are the second master!"
"If you don't want to be the second child, who will be the second child? There has to be a first-come, first-served basis, right?"
"Why?" Master Liu frowned in dissatisfaction and cursed: "You old Bideng, you just said that apart from being older than me, you are older than me in other ways, right? Why should I be the second child?"
Ha ha ha ha……
After hearing this, we all laughed together.
Chang Xiaoyu blushed with embarrassment, twisted her enchanting figure, bit her silver teeth lightly, and spat. She didn't know what she was thinking of...
This matter became a joke, so I had to give it up! In the end, Mr. Su made the decision and said that it would be better to call him Master Bai or Master Liu, which would be easier to remember and not confusing.
While going down the mountain, I secretly asked Master Bai, why is Willow Beard keen to accept me as his apprentice?
Master Bai said, do you want to know what Liu Beard does?
"What?"
"The coffin seller!"
Damn it, no wonder I can’t find an apprentice, he’s actually selling coffins!
But now that we have accepted this treasure and the apprenticeship ceremony has been completed, we can no longer regret it.
A group of us walked towards Longtan Lake in a lively manner. The two masters encouraged Old Man Su to have a good meal. This time we escaped from death thanks to Old Man Su's timely arrival. They both wanted to toast no matter what they said.
As we were about to arrive, we saw a man wearing red makeup sitting on a big rock in front of us from a distance, as if he was waiting for someone.
When I got closer, I saw that it was the young woman with red makeup from the Four Ghost Generals.
When I asked, I found out that she had not left just now. In order to avoid embarrassment, she found an excuse to separate from them and was waiting for us at the foot of the mountain. To be precise, she was waiting for me!
It turns out she wants to enter my vagina!
I was a little confused and asked her why. Those people were trying every excuse to refuse.
"I've thought about it a lot, and my merits haven't been completed yet. I think you're a good guy, so I plan to come into your hall to help you. What's the matter? Don't you look very happy?"
The young woman with bright red makeup smiled coquettishly, her pear curls were light and she looked like a mature woman, her charm and posture were still there. She was so fascinated by Master Liu that she forgot to take a step for a moment.
In fact, I could tell from her eyes that what she said were all excuses. She probably couldn't bear to see Master Bai so lonely. They must have a close relationship.
I looked at Master Bai, wanting to ask his opinion and see what he meant.
Master Bai didn't object and seemed quite happy, like an old kid.
The young woman with gorgeous red makeup asked me to call her "Aunt Su". I shook my head quickly when I heard that. Master Bai also called her that way before. If I call her "Aunt Su" again, wouldn't it be confusing the generation?
The young woman with bright red makeup smiled sweetly and told me that it doesn't matter. She has practiced Taoism for more than 1,500 years. In her eyes, Master Bai and I are just little brats. What difference does it make if we are only a few dozen years apart?
I pinched my nose and admitted it, and Master Bai didn't object, even if it was just a matter of opinion.
After a while, we arrived at Longtan Lake and took a hot bath with the hot spring water in the lake to wash away the fatigue of the past few days.
The boat that Old Man Su gave me before was obviously not able to carry so many people. I saw him carrying us secretly, and fumbled out a golden palm-sized paper boat from somewhere, and carefully placed it in the lake.
This golden boat is really majestic. It is much more exquisite than the one I was given before. It has layers upon layers, like an ancient painted pavilion boat. Compared with my boat, it is like the sky and the earth.
Old Man Su snapped his fingers casually, and the golden, palm-sized paper boat swayed on the lake, moving automatically in the absence of wind.
In a few breaths, the small golden paper boat soaked in water trembled and swelled in the waves, and in a blink of an eye, it turned into a sailboat that could accommodate dozens of people.
A few of us boarded the boat together with all the immortals in the hall, planning to have a good celebration.
As soon as you get on the boat, what you see is extremely magnificent, with carved dragons and painted phoenixes.
Walking into the ship, I found that Old Man Su had already prepared for it! The spacious hall was filled with delicacies from the mountains and seas, fine wines and delicacies, and young beauties were waiting around. All of them were transformed into wild monsters from mountain spirits.
Master Bai and Master Liu looked at each other with greedy eyes. I know that as long as they unite the front, this building ship will most likely be a meat bun beating a dog. Old man Su will never want to take it back. When I think of old man Su's
I felt a little bit gloating about the tragic situation.
The two masters and Old Man Su quickly gathered around the table and started drinking. Apart from catching monsters and ghosts, the only other fun they could do together was drinking and boxing.
Aunt Su didn't like the excitement very much, so she came to me alone and said that she wanted to help me open the door to ghosts, so that it would be easier for me to deal with things in the future.
Fortunately, this building is quite spacious, so Aunt Su and I found a separate room, away from the noisy crowd.
Aunt Su asked me to get ready, she was going to start the orifice.
I know that this time I hit the fourth main acupoint, Jiaji acupoint, which is also called the ghost gate in immortality. This acupoint, including the surrounding part, is the door for ghosts and immortals to enter and exit, so it is called the ghost gate. This
The position is usually filled by the ghost fairy himself, and no other fairy family can take his place.
Master Bai told me before that it is very painful to open this acupuncture point. There is a large area on the back that is often sore and painful. In severe cases, it can be relieved by lying down. After this acupuncture point is opened, the disciple will feel like a ghost or fairy.
When there is a feeling of cold air but no pain, it means the orifice is unclogged. If there is pain, it means the orifice is not unclogged or not completely unclogged. The lighter the pain, the better your orifice is.
Aunt Su looked very calm, and she didn't feel nervous at all like those immortals who were helping me with my orifices. It seemed that Aunt Su's more than 1,500 years of Taoism had not been practiced in vain.
Sure enough, as Aunt Su's orifice treatment started, I felt a large area of my back accompanied by soreness and pain. It was soreness and numbness at first, and then gradually the pain got worse. In the end, the pain made me grin and I was afraid of screaming out in pain.
, causing them to misunderstand, he quickly covered his mouth with his hands and restrained himself, and then he could bear it no longer.
The pain comes and goes quickly.
A chilling feeling ran through my body, and I knew that the door to hell had been opened!
Aunt Su smiled lightly at me, turned into fresh air and penetrated my body, saying she needed to adapt to the new home.
I am overjoyed. Until now, all four of my heaven gates, earth gates, human gates, and ghost gates are open!