"You ghosts, why don't you take this opportunity to reincarnate quickly? Why don't you wait for me to beat you to pieces!"
The young Taoist priest shouted loudly, completely losing his good temper towards the girl in pink.
The group of ghosts became a mess, rushing towards the formation. Suddenly, the lights were flying, and the ghosts blurred one after another and gradually disappeared.
In the huge ancient tomb, only the female ghost in red, the incarnation of Li Xiaoe, was hugging Lin Gang and whispering something unknown.
I suddenly felt a chill from head to toe, and there was a rush of heat on my face. I knew it was Chang Xiaomeng and Huang Yongyong who had returned.
Sure enough, their voices sounded in my mind and seemed extremely weak.
I entered the conscious space and took a look, my dear, what did they two do? They all looked sallow and thin, as if they had been squeezed for a month...
"Hey, don't mention it anymore. That bitch, Tao Nu, bullied us both. We both had injuries. Brother Meng and I didn't even beat her...it almost sucked the virtuosity out of us...I can't do it anymore."
, I feel like my waist has been stabbed away, I have to slow down..."
Huang Yongyong said as his body swayed and disappeared.
Chang Xiaomeng's face was cold and not very good-looking, and he disappeared.
I don’t know what happened to them and how they got into this situation! But it would be nice to come back and save me from worrying every day.
"Hey, you two are almost done, but you're still working on it endlessly? My formation won't last long. If you don't leave, you will really become a lonely ghost, and you will never be reincarnated!"
The young Taoist priest shouted at the two guys, obviously thinking that they were going a little too far.
I also feel that we are a bit redundant, like two big light bulbs!
Lin Gang hugged the soul of Li Xiao'e hard, then let go, wiping his tears, watching Li Xiao'e walk towards the formation, being wrapped in the flowing light, and turning into nothingness...
No matter how reluctant you are to leave, who can survive the separation of life and death?
Lin Gang was not as depressed as I thought. He looked very indifferent, as if he had taken life and death lightly.
He waved his hands at both of us, indicating that he was fine and could leave.
I asked them to help me close the golden coffin, hoping to leave the general in white and Tao Nu in peace.
This coffin is really made of pure gold and is very heavy. It took a lot of effort for the three of us to close the lid. The owner of the tomb must have made great military exploits or had a high status during his lifetime. Otherwise, there is no way he could be worthy of such a valuable one.
Coffin.
Fortunately, Xue Er did not follow him in, otherwise with his thief temper, he would have to dig out a few pieces of gold and take it away. Even if he couldn't dig it out, he would still have to bite it with his teeth...
After finishing all this, we planned to leave. Before leaving, the young Taoist priest set up a formation at the stone entrance to prevent the owner of the tomb from being disturbed.
Climbing up along the vine rope, it took a lot of effort to climb up. The sun was already three poles high outside.
I took a deep breath of fresh air, it felt so good!
The big white fox was still squatting near the entrance of the cave waiting for us. When he saw me coming out, he quickly rushed to my side and licked me affectionately.
Next, the rest of us went back the way we came, and on the way we looked for Mr. Xue and his two sons.
When they arrived at Di'er, Xue Goudan'er was still waiting there worried and crying, but Xue Er was gone.
After asking, I found out that in the morning Xue Er said that he had a stomachache and needed to relieve himself. He went there and never came back. It had been several hours and he should come back no matter what he had to do.
Xue Goudan'er searched the nearby woods but could not find his father. He did not dare to go far for fear of getting lost and not coming back, so he cried anxiously.
Alas, this Xue Er really doesn’t make people worry, even if he poops, it will disappear...
This mountain is too big, with so many woods, where can I find him?
The big white fox rubbed up against me, trying to figure out what it was trying to say, but I couldn't understand what it was saying. I played riddles for a while, but I still didn't understand what it was trying to say...
In the end, the big white fox lost all patience and slipped into the woods without knowing what he was doing.
After a while, the big white fox came back with something in his mouth and dropped it on the ground. He looked disgusted with it.
Xue Goudan'er picked it up and shouted that these were his father's shoes!
I understand, it turns out that the big white fox has smelled where Xue Er is.
We hurriedly followed it to find Xue Er, and after walking quite far we found Xue Er lying beside a bush in the ravine. This place is quite hidden, and if it hadn't been for the big white fox, we might not have been able to find it even after searching for a whole day.
Xue Er stuck out his butt and raised his head to the ground. His mouth was full of dirt, and there was some yellow and sticky stuff on his mouth.
There were also sticky patches on his body. I guessed that the stuff was probably his own poop...
Holy shit!
This is too disgusting!
Xue Er is obviously not normal. How can normal people be like this?
I glanced at the young Taoist priest and asked him what he thought with my eyes.
"He is possessed."
The young Taoist priest didn't even look at Xue Er, and said casually, without any intention of taking action. Maybe he was particularly unkind to Xue Er. I suddenly remembered that in Wang Long's villa, a few of us ambush him, and he treated Xue Er
Er Na took a shot, and among the others, Xue Er was injured the most.
Actually, it didn't matter whether the young Taoist priest took action or not. I just asked him out of politeness and didn't want to ignore him. However, he wanted to go with me, and I also felt that Xue Er was possessed.
Although Xue Er is quite annoying, he is still considered to be the one who brought him here. I can't just watch something happen to him.
I took out a handful of incense from my bag and stuck it on the ground. The incense burner was too heavy and I didn't bring it with me, so I had to make do with it.
I lit the incense, bowed several times in all directions, and muttered: "A few of us were passing by Guibao Land, and we bumped into Old Xian'er somewhere. Please be magnanimous, Old Xian'er, and don't share our common knowledge. This little incense
This is an apology."
Before I finished speaking, I saw the handful of incense on the ground burning quickly, as if it was being sucked by something. It burned to the root in the blink of an eye and was gone!
What is going on? A starving ghost?
Xue Er was trembling all over now, stopped squatting on the ground, and got up.
I saw that his face was covered with mud, his eyes were red and bloodshot, and there was diarrhea dripping from the corner of his mouth...
I knew that the evil thing had already taken possession of Xue Er.
"Hehe, you little kid is quite sensible. I like you, so I'll give you some face. Then give us a handful of the incense, and now this matter will be revealed, and I'll write it off!"
The voice sounded strange and sinister, and I guessed that it was the work of a shady wild fairy.
It's nothing to offer incense, but it has to be said openly. At the very least, you have to know why Xue Eryong offended this wild fairy, so that you have an idea.
"Old Xian'er, it's easy to talk about offering incense. I can afford even ten handfuls, let alone one. But why did this happen? I want to know clearly."
I looked at the possessed "Xue Er", shaking his head, as if he was doomed to me.
"Humph, what are you cheering for? This bitch dared to poop and pee at the entrance of my cave. He poured it into my cave. Do you think I am angry? Should I punish him?"
The voice became sharp and angry.
I understood. It turned out that Xue Er, this wicked guy, looked at a hole in the ground, defecated and peed at the entrance of the hole, and filled the hole. Unexpectedly, he caused trouble.
Looking at his embarrassment, I couldn't help but want to laugh. He really deserved it.
"Old Xian'er, please don't be angry. Disciple, I still have a dozen sticks of incense in my bag, all of which are filial to you. I hope that you, sir, will ignore the sins of others and let this unscrupulous thing go. I will ask him to kowtow to you and admit his mistakes."
With that said, I quickly took out all the incense sticks in my bag and lit them all.
"Xue Er" looked very much enjoying himself, staring straight at the incense sticks on the ground. The smoke from the burning incense drifted toward "Xue Er" automatically without wind, and got into his mouth and nostrils.
inside.
After a while, the dozens of bundles of incense burned out and all went into the old Xian'er's belly.
"Xue Er" shook his head as if he was drunk. He cupped his hands and fists at me and said, "Thank you, little Xiangtong, you'd better be on the road! If anything happens in this mountain from now on, just report my name.
When it comes to my Badger Joy, there’s no one who doesn’t give me some thin noodles!”
As he said this, "Xue Er" trembled all over, like a pile of mud, and fell limply to the ground.
I know that the wild fairy named "Badger Xi" should be gone.
Badger is happy, haha, this name is interesting, as soon as you hear it, you will know that it is a badger fairy.
Xue Er is a bitch, he can cause trouble even if he doesn't care. I'm really convinced! It won't make anyone feel at ease for a while!
I stepped forward angrily and kicked his butt several times hard, causing him to lie on the ground and groan.
"Get out of here if you're not dead. The wild fairy will come again soon. I don't care about you anymore. I'll let you continue to hump the mud and the daddy!"
I yelled at Xue Er to scare him.
This trick really worked. Xue Ergu rolled over and quickly got up, looking miserable all over.
"I...I am...what happened!"
"Huh? Are you still pretending to have amnesia? Do you remember how you offended Badger Xian'er?"
I wanted to laugh when I saw how embarrassed he was, and Lin Gang laughed too.
"I just remember wanting to poop... As soon as I got into the woods, I saw a half-grown little badger. I looked at it and it looked funny, so I wanted to catch it and take it home to let the dog play with it and fatten it up.
I could still give him a tooth... I didn't expect that the little thing was quite slippery, and it ran very fast. I chased it for a long distance, and watched it get into the hole... and then... and then I...
…”
"Then you poop and pee on the hole, trying to get it out, right?"
I had already guessed what happened next, so I took over the words and spoke for him.
"Well...that's what happened. Unexpectedly, I was halfway through pulling, and I felt white smoke coming out from under my buttocks, and then I didn't know anything. Then I opened my eyes and saw you..."
Xue Er's face was twitching and he looked aggrieved, pretending to be a victim.
"Bah, shut up, you deserve it! It's okay, why are you provoking the things in the mountains? You don't know that all things are animistic? That badger fairy just now probably didn't know that you still wanted to catch its cub.
If not, just wait to die!"
I am not saying this to scare Xue Er. Badgers in the mountains are also known to hold grudges. As long as they have a grudge against someone, they will try their best to mess with that person, and his family will be ruined!
Just kidding, you are still thinking about someone else’s kid, it’s weird if he can let you go!
When Xue Er heard what I said, he quickly covered his mouth and looked very scared. He dragged Xue Goudan'er and ran down the mountain without daring to look back.