However, my head hurts. There is so much homework, and it is too late to start making up for it now. I am not afraid of boiling water, so I plan to have a try with Liu Mei's big face.
The day before school started, I reluctantly left Qunxian Lake, bid farewell to my master and went down the mountain. Before leaving, the master inevitably gave me another nagging, a thousand instructions and instructions, which were nothing more than those wheel wheels that came and went again and again.
talk.
In a blink of an eye, the next day came, and I went to school feeling anxious and uneasy. Most of my homework was still untouched, so I didn’t even bring it with me. I just threw it under the kang mat and suppressed it.
I arrived a little late, and the classroom was already full of classmates, crowded together in twos and threes, chattering and noisy.
Who bought nice new clothes for the New Year, whose shoes are really tacky, who bought a new toy car, who won a lot of glass balls, Fang Bao, who put in a few dishes of earth red, who dared to take the two kicks
Light it on your hand...
New books have been placed on the desk, exuding a strong fragrance of ink.
The school bell rang. Liu Mei was wearing a sable top and a pair of white bell-bottom pants. She also had a fashionable wave, exuding a strong smell of perfume and wearing sexy pink high-heeled shoes.
He walked up to the three-foot podium. The only thing that remained unchanged was his long pony face and big red lips.
As soon as she came, she asked us to find out all the winter vacation homework and put it on the desk. She had to check them one by one!
Damn, my heart skipped a beat in my throat, and a stream of spicy blood rushed straight to my head. What was supposed to come was coming, and I couldn't escape it. I was dead now!
I looked at the big face of the class teacher Liu Mei, who had already stepped off the platform and rushed to the first row of classmates. I saw that it was my turn in the next row!
I was terrified, trying to figure out how to escape... Suddenly an idea came to me, hey, I have it! When she checked on me later, I said that the homework was taken away by Li Wannian's dog, or that Li Wannian got it away.
The cat at home tore it apart, and if it didn’t work, I would tell him that Li Wannian went to my house and broke through the door. He just happened to have diarrhea. There was no paper at home, and he took off his homework and wiped his buttocks!
Anyway, I have to do everything possible to get involved with Li Wannian. Maybe Liu Mei will let me go after considering having an affair with Li Wannian.
As soon as I thought about this, I secretly praised myself for being so fearless and extremely smart in the face of danger.
With her big face, Liu Mei quickly walked to my row and turned over the homework of my classmates, but she ignored me and jumped me over...
I thought about it over and over, but I couldn’t figure out what the situation was? Oh, by the way, could it be that Li Wannian really told Liu Mei about my homework? This is too... awesome!
There were more than a dozen people who had not finished their homework, but Liu Mei forced them to stand outside the door, except for me. I was so frightened that I didn't dare to look up at her, for fear that if she went crazy, she would think of me again.
Come on, stretch me out and scold me.
"Come on, students, turn the Chinese language books to the first unit, the first lesson, two classical Chinese essays. Today we will study the first one, "Two Children Debate on the Sun"."
"Come on, everyone, read with me. Confucius traveled eastward and met two children... arguing with the sun!"
"Confucius traveled east, met two children... and debated the sun!" I lowered my head and lowered my voice to read along with my classmates, fearing that my loud voice would attract Liu Mei's attention.
The morning passed quickly. I was about to leave after school at noon. Unexpectedly, I was stopped by Liu Mei as soon as I left the door. My heart was so frightened that I had never been so afraid of meeting a ghost.
Liu Mei waved her hand and asked me to follow her, and led me to an empty classroom next door, the same classroom where it is said that she and Li Wannian kissed.
I was thinking about what Liu Mei was blocking me for, when she suddenly looked at me and smiled. That smiling expression was a bit fake, as if she was smiling but not smiling at all. She might as well be acting like a horse, which is even more ridiculous.
How scary!
"Bai Feng, tell the teacher, what is your relationship with Li Wannian?"
"Ah? Who? No...it doesn't matter!"
When I heard Liu Mei ask this question, my scalp went crazy. Sure enough, I couldn't escape. You were just waiting for me here!
"Oh? Really? The teacher doesn't mean anything else. He's just asking casually. If you have nothing to do, go home and eat early. Pay attention to safety on the road. Also, remember what the teacher asked you for today, don't tell anyone else. That
…Also…Teacher and Li Wannian are just good friends, so don’t overthink it and don’t go out and talk nonsense!”
I nodded quickly and fiercely. It wasn't just about homework. I didn't care about other things. It had nothing to do with me!
Liu Mei looked at me with a strange look in her eyes, and she couldn't tell what was wrong.
Fortunately, it was a false alarm. I said "Goodbye, teacher" and ran away without looking back.
The days that followed were beyond my expectations. Even if I was sleepy in class and fell asleep on the table, Liu Mei would pretend that she couldn't see me and didn't care about me at all.
As the countdown to elementary school begins, a few months have passed by in the blink of an eye. Liu Mei has treated me like nothing in the past few months. It seems that the relationship between Li Wannian and Li Wannian is indeed extraordinary. It is really a sparrow pecking the cow's butt.
Birds eat beef!
One day at noon, several of our classmates who live close to the school made an appointment to come to the school after lunch and play basketball together.
I arrived earlier, and as soon as I walked into the school gate, I saw three people running around the playground like crazy!
Among the three people, there were two men and one woman. One of the men was wearing clothes and was chasing after him. He was also dancing and carrying a wooden stick in his hand, which looked like a table leg.
The other two men, one man and one woman, were running around in front, fearing that they would be chased by the man behind them!
The three of them ran and bumped around the playground very quickly, and arrived in front of me. When I saw these people, I was stunned on the spot!
If nothing else, I know all of these people!
Isn’t this too exciting?
What's going on?
The woman in front is our class teacher, Liu Mei!
She has a pretty good figure. She is fat where she should be, and thin where she should be. Her white spots dazzle her eyes, and she can run very fast, and her whole body is shaking...
The one who was slightly behind was a fat man, as chubby as a stupid pig. He was our principal, and I don’t know who gave him the nickname "Giant Panda".
In fact, I would say that calling him a "giant panda" is an insult to the national treasure. He looks like the Japs officer in the text "Little Heroes Come in the Rain", with bared teeth and eyes, and a fierce look.
It’s not that I eliminated him, this person has bad character and no virtue, and I don’t know how much money he spent to buy the principal.
I don’t know if he was tired or just weak. He was wheezing and wheezing. He didn’t run very far before he died. He squatted on the ground and breathed heavily. The man behind him caught up with him and beat him violently with the leg of a table.
The "giant panda" fell to the ground and screamed wildly, as if it were killing a pig during the Chinese New Year.
I also know the person who hit him. It is Liu Mei and her husband. He also teaches in the school and teaches natural science courses. He is said to be a teacher, but in fact he is similar to a handyman. He is a big boss and can’t even read the words in the textbook.
. He was an honest man who could not be beaten with a hundred sticks. People said that Liu Mei married him in vain. It was like a flower stuck in cow dung.
I thought to myself, this must have done something shameful. Otherwise, with Liu Mei's temper, she would not have beaten this stupid principal to death with a stick.
As expected, this matter immediately broke out in the village, and even the town was in a turmoil. There were all sorts of things to say for a while.
However, I feel that the version that has been circulated the most is quite credible.
It was said that Liu Mei was having an affair with the "Giant Panda" principal. At noon that day, the two of them took advantage of the break and there was no one in the office, and they were having fun. As a result, Liu Mei and her man were caught on the spot, and they both got the stolen goods.
The two men didn't even have time to put on their clothes, so they kicked open the window and jumped out and ran away.
Liu Mei and her husband became so angry that they kicked the table over and tore off an angular table leg. Then they chased the pair of wild mandarin ducks all over the playground, and then the scene I saw happened.
.
I heard that the "giant panda" principal was beaten to the head by Liu Mei and her man, and he was about to die. Later, he was sent to the hospital and he was finally rescued. When the test results came out, three of his legs were severely beaten, and two of them were long.
The short one is probably useless in the future, and seven of the ribs are broken.
After the "giant panda" principal recovered from his injuries and was discharged from the hospital, Liu Mei and her husband refused to give up and brought the matter to the county education bureau. Not only was the unlucky principal beaten to death, but his position was also stripped and he was forced to leave.
Go home.
His wife was crying all the time. She would come to school every now and then to cause trouble. She would act violently when Liu Mei was blocked, scratch and scratch her, punch and kick her, and call her a coquettish vixen. She had seduced many men! She also said that her man had been beaten since that day.
That thing never worked again, and he even said shamelessly that he wanted to try it with a man like Liu Mei...
In the following days, Liu Mei never calmed down at all. Her man seemed to have changed. He was drunk all day long and punched and kicked her at every turn. For a few days, Liu Mei wore sunglasses in class.
Bundy is still stuck on her face, and there are scratches on her neck. I don’t know if she was scratched by that crazy bitch or beaten by her man!
Later, Liu Mei simply stopped coming to class. I heard that she was transferred out of school through connections and transferred to a school in another town.
Some rumors said that it was Li Wannian who had some connections to do it, while others said it was not Li Wannian but Liu Mei, a concubine from the Education Bureau. This matter spread throughout the town.
Liu Mei's son is still in our class, but he is like an eggplant that has been beaten by frost in autumn, wilting and listless all day long.
He usually bullied his classmates because Liu Mei was the class teacher. Now that he had no backer, those classmates who had been bullied by him finally felt proud and started to bully him all day long, working together to isolate him.
Sometimes he even said in front of him that Liu Mei was shameless, stealing men and breaking shoes. He tried his best to retort, quarreled with classmates, and started fights, but every time he was beaten by a group of people with a bruised nose and face!
The days passed quickly and noisily. The last semester of elementary school came to an end with the arrival of summer vacation. It also announced that my childhood was over and a new chapter was about to begin.
I originally wanted to have a summer carnival with my friends, bring an end to our childhood, and have a grand farewell.
But within a few days of being out in the wild, trouble came again, and this time someone was killed!