"What is Cthulhu? Is it delicious?" Xiao Huan asked eagerly.
Wen Rensheng, who was looking through the information submitted by explorers from all over the world, found it difficult to explain to this guy after hearing this. This is not a question of whether it tastes good or not.
It's a question of whether it's easy or not.
After all, Cthulhu is hidden in water in the setting. It would be very troublesome for you to fish it out and cook it.
It needs to be cleaned, silt removed, and divided.
"Cthulhu is only famous in the old mythology because it appeared early, but its setting power can only be ranked in the middle." Wen Rensheng gave this answer based on his own understanding.
"I asked if it tastes good?"
"Octopus flavor, do you like grilled octopus?"
"I like to eat barbecue squid and takoyaki. It seems that that guy is quite delicious." Xiao Huan couldn't help but be greedy.
Wen Rensheng was speechless.
But after thinking about it, he felt that there was something interesting in it.
"Yes, you can eat strange things, but I want to ask you, don't you feel sick to your stomach?" Wen Rensheng asked seriously.
Xiao Huan tilted his head: "As long as I smell the fragrance, I won't feel sick to my stomach after eating it."
Wen Rensheng fell silent.
He recalled the attributes of Xiaohuan in his mind: "Communicating reality and reality, transforming all things, and manipulating people's hearts. It hates silence, likes noise, likes activity, and hates death, just like nature is afraid of a vacuum. This is a seed with its own thoughts.
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It itself has two sides of chaos and order.
Combined with it, it can be accepted by the mysterious seed.
Wen Rensheng also understood somewhat.
"I know, I'll make you a pot of stir-fried Cthulhu tomorrow." He said decisively.
"Okay, Lao Wen, you are such a good person." The lark chirped happily, "I decided to sing a song for you."
"Don't repay kindness with evil." Wen Rensheng waved his hand quickly.
"I want to sing!"
If Xiao Huan were obedient like this, he would no longer be Xiao Huan.
"I have walked through rain and wind, but I can't eat a green onion; I think about you and him, but I can't drink a watermelon..."
When he hears people rising and falling, he flees.
It's enough to have a father who recites poetry every day, but now he has a daughter who makes up random songs, and middle-aged men are really in a dilemma.
Uh, what middle age?
I have always been an 18-year-old boy, the protagonist of the world.
Wen Rensheng said to himself, then got into a secluded guest room, blocking out Xiao Huan's deafening and off-key bird chirping.
"How to catch Cthulhu to eat?"
"The first step is to catch it."
"Step two, put it on the grill."
"The third step is to apply cumin, pepper, and chili oil."
"The fourth step is to start the fire and roll it to heat evenly."
"Step five, take it out and eat."
He made an outline.
Then analyze the problems that arise one by one.
He is not one of those reckless men who will do whatever comes to his mind as soon as his mind gets excited, completely ignoring the details.
He had fished for this matter several times, and the disaster monsters showed up, but in the end he never took the bait.
After all, they are not fish without intelligence and only have a 7-second memory. They can recognize the hook.
How do smart people fall for the bait?
Of course, let him believe it first, that it is definitely not a hook, but a ladder to climb up.
For example, making money, getting promoted... When being deceived, if the victim knew it was a hook, how could he still fall for it?
Some are unable to see clearly, and some are excessively greedy.
Then here comes the problem.
Is Cthulhu stupid?
Oh, its boss, the boss, the guy who blindly eats fish, is really stupid.
It should be said that he is stupid in people's eyes.
Too much greed. Is Cthulhu greedy?
No, its followers are greedy.
And it treats its believers with disdain.
It's just sleeping.
Open your eyes occasionally and say a few words.
In people's definition, it is chaos, incomprehensible and inconsistent with order.
There is no way to exchange benefits.
They are said to be gods just because they are powerful; but they are not traditional gods.
It's not like I give you incense and you protect me.
The same is true in the definition of Yuanling.
At this point, humans and Yuanling are surprisingly similar.
This is also the reason why the source spirit clings to human beings and refuses to let go.
They need reason to maintain their existence.
Thinking of this, Wen Rensheng wrote four more words: "Driving the tiger and swallowing the wolf."
Cthulhu is not strong here.
And a lot of source spirits want to kill it.
Because it is famous.
Thinking of this, Wen Rensheng began to look for the tiger.
Desert tower.
Four words came to mind.
In the place where he had been, the principal had two big kidneys roasted and eaten by Xiao Huan.
I am still walking unsteadily now. I just watched the last civilization evolution competition and did not participate in it personally.
Maybe the other party has this need, and as long as he says "eat Cthulhu to replenish kidneys", the principal will probably end up in trouble.
After all, if something is said to have the effect of "tonifying the kidneys", it will be ten times easier to sell it.
Thinking of this, he closed his eyes.
Soon, following the previous connections, I came to the desert in the Origin World.
It's still the same group of towers.
It's just that there seem to be a lot fewer students.
After he appeared, he followed the familiar route to the gate of the tallest eastern tower.
"Why are there so few students here?"
"I graduated and went to work in various places." Tamen answered matter-of-factly.
"Employment? Where to find a job?" Wen Rensheng asked curiously.
"Of course I will go to your human world to find a job. Some will be monsters, some will be pets, some will play gods, some will be grandparents, and some will fall in love... There are many types of employment." Tamen said gushingly.
With.
Wen Rensheng listened for half an hour.
He understood that for the sake of rationality, these origin spirits had their own special powers. Those who did evil were called disasters, and those who were willing to coexist with others, such as the furball of Queen Mother Lu, were naturally the cheaters.
Again, the source world is not a unified force and country. Source spirits also come and go according to circumstances, and their shapes and properties are not fixed.
Some are willing to coexist, and some are determined to do evil. No one can restrict them.
In the past, Yuanling's attitude towards humans was that of keeping them in captivity.
But now it's improved a little bit.
The reason is very simple. Human beings have become stronger, and at the same time, greater threats have emerged.
When you are strong, the nomads sing and dance; when you are weak, the nomads use swords, guns, sticks and axes.
Wen Rensheng thought to himself, and then asked: "Is the principal here?"
"The principal is undergoing treatment. Last time I went to the Ice Planet, I heard that I was entangled by some chaotic thing." A finger emerged from the tower door and pointed to the top of the tower.
"I'll go see him."
The tower door opened soon.
Wen Rensheng is still a student here, and it is natural for students to meet the principal.
After arriving at the hall on the top of the tower, it was empty. The windows on all sides were leaking in the wind and there was no glass.
Quite miserable.
"Principal, are you okay?" he asked standing in the middle of the hall.
As soon as he finished speaking, piles of tentacles and eyeballs emerged from the four walls, looking at him at the same time.
"These dirty things are dragging me towards chaos. Please help me." A familiar voice sounded.
That was exactly the voice of Principal Gaota.
"Your student and teacher?"
"I asked them to graduate early, go to various places to find reason, and then pay me, and this prevented me from being ruined." Principal Gaota sighed.
Wen Rensheng would not sympathize with the other party.
After all, everyone has different positions.
"How did you get caught up in it?" He was curious about the question.
"It was the last time on the ice planet. A creature of chaos finally appeared and scared away the principals. Because I was missing two waists and ran a little slower, I was treated as a soft persimmon by it."
