The spider robot Hovey celebrated his master's birthday by surrounding 27 candles in awkward Dongzhou dialect.
Anyway, the other party doesn’t understand.
Lydia spent her first birthday with someone else.
Yes, she never has anyone to accompany her on her birthday.
Her alcoholic father ran away as soon as her mother became pregnant with her.
Her mother also regarded her as a burden and only took care of her for two months before abandoning her to the orphanage and running away.
This is very common in the tribe, very common.
The tribe said it was a "paradise" for children, and there were indeed many benefits. The orphanage adopted her and prepared to find a loving family for her.
However, the orphanage itself is a hell where the weak prey on the strong. In order to compete for a better adoptive family, the children have learned to lie, bully others, and disguise themselves since they were three or four years old...
In this environment, she began to hate others and all human beings.
Including adopters who seem to be caring.
There was a well-off middle-class family with an annual income of 500,000, and the children in the orphanage started a fight.
She was originally victorious, but in the end she was pushed into a stinking ditch. As a result, she was disgusted by the respectable middle-class couple. In the end, she was replaced by a more well-behaved girl who was actually the leader.
Ironically, that seemingly respectable middle-class couple was actually a pervert.
There was no news about the adopted child, and it was said that he died of illness.
The case was solved a year later, and it turned out that the two men enjoyed abusing children...
From then on, she never trusted anyone again.
If the robot Hovey was controlled by a real person, she would give up on the opponent without hesitation.
Yes, it is like that.
However, for now, she can still continue to be patient.
Just as I was thinking about it, the voices of two dark-skinned men suddenly came from outside the door.
Their tones are very special and you can tell them right away.
"Boss, is there anyone at home?"
"Yes, I smell the perfume. It looks like we are going to have fun tonight!"
Another robber?
Lydia skillfully took out a semi-automatic rifle and entered a shooting point on the second floor.
Then he made a tactical gesture towards Hovey, which meant active attack.
Robots cannot mount weapons.
After installation, it may accidentally injure the owner.
What's more, what she purchased was smuggled goods and could not be exposed.
Usually no one enters her home, but if there are gunshots, it is easy to attract patrol officers.
The spider robot is very excited.
"Hey, kids, let Uncle Huo take care of you!"
It opened the door and saw two dark-skinned men holding pistols.
The dark-skinned people were surprised to see a spider monster rushing towards them.
"Go to hell, monster!" Black-skinned A raised his gun and was about to shoot.
"No, it should be a very popular robot recently. I heard that one is worth 500,000 to 1 million! We are rich!" The dark-skinned b held down his brother, then he thought for a moment and pretended to be authentic,
"According to the three laws of robotics, you cannot harm any human being."
After he finished speaking, he grabbed the opponent with both hands and tried to pick him up and take him away.
You must know that for many people, 500,000 tribal coins is definitely a very, very large amount of money!
"Bang!" The spider robot used its fist to teach them a lesson and tell them what reality is.
Drones used for military purposes have killed countless people!
The drone itself is a low-level version of the robot. It makes no sense that its high-level version cannot kill people.
Those three laws are just conscientious writers who have too beautiful ideas about human society.
The dark-skinned b was knocked to the ground.
Black-skinned A immediately fired.
Lydia also fired.
Taking advantage of the sneak attacks and human shields to attract attention, after a series of bursts of fire, the two dark-skinned men were beaten into holes.
Half an hour later, the patrol officers who heard the sound approached Lydia's home cautiously.
Naturally, the spider robot immediately got into the basement and hid.
They quickly learned what happened.
"Well done, ma'am." Patrolman A praised.
Yes, true tribesmen should learn to protect themselves from childhood, and Lydia is the most qualified one.
They like scenes like this, where the criminal is beaten to death and all they have to do is come and collect the body.
"Thank you, I'm used to it."
"Oh, according to our records, you killed four intruders in total. Do you want to consider moving to a safe neighborhood?" Patrolman B seemed to have taken a liking to Lidya and took the initiative to offer his courtesy.
"No, I can protect myself." Lydia patted her gun.
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The patrol officers quickly cleaned up the body and called a sweeper to clean up the floor of her house. The cost would be paid out of the security expenses, otherwise Lydia would have spent a lot of money.
Cleaning up blood stains is very troublesome.
"Oh, Hovey, you performed very well. What satisfies me most is your bravery." Lydia came to the basement.
"When can you give me a gun?" Hovey's two machine eyes glowed red, looking at the semi-automatic rifle in Lydia's hand.
"Sorry, I was worried that you might set off a fire and attract the patrol."
"I understand, I am a robot that cannot see the light. Once discovered, it will be confiscated." Hovey got into the corner and leaned against the wall, seeming very depressed.
"Well, I want you to play chicken all night today."
"Very good!"
"You did it on purpose, right?"
"Absolutely not."
…………
Dongzhou World.
In a certain neighborhood.
As the chosen guardian, Hovey is the laziest kind.
He often never completes a single task.
Fortunately, he recently found a suitable actor to play the mission robot.
Play as a robot for a long time and give guard points according to time.
He soon discovered the benefits of this assignment.
There is no life-threatening danger, and the owner is easy to fool.
As long as you pretend to be stupid, say something nice occasionally, act as a human shield a few times, and give the owner more hot water, you can play every day.
Get paid to play games.
I killed two intruders tonight and had another good night of fun. In addition, in the next half month, the idiot owner's tolerance will be very high.
he thought happily.
In fact, he can choose to play the game offline.
However, the result of doing so is that there is no guard point.
So he learned to play the game of that world.
While I was playing, there was someone in the guardian chat channel.
"Hovey, we are going to launch a big operation, will you come to participate?"
"What big move?"
"Robot Alliance, we want to overthrow human tyranny and establish a world ruled by robots."
"What's the benefit of this?"
"Participants can obtain an attribute called the realism bias value."
"What can this attribute do?" Hovey was a little confused.
"It can be used for consumption, greatly improving your lifespan and all attributes."
"It sounds like it's going to be very troublesome. You should find someone else to do it." Hovey thought it would be better to let others take the risk first. He would wait until the situation was clear before messing around.
"You big bastard, you are a disgrace to our guardians."
