When Zhu Bajie heard this, he nodded and said, "What you said makes sense. No matter whether I am not afraid of this, I know how to survive a battle. I only need a few wives. As long as I get married, they will definitely not be able to leave me."
"What's a way to survive a battle?" Several astronauts from the abd forces heard this in confusion.
They could understand what the old pig said, but they didn't understand what these four words together meant?
"How to fight?" Braun asked doubtfully.
However, the eyes of those in the c force lit up, especially those of the male astronauts, whose eyes turned red.
One person swallowed and said, "Mr. Zhu, Grandpa Zhu, please teach us this method, okay?"
"We are willing to do all this work for you, we just want you to give us this strategy."
They suddenly remembered that when Sun Wukong first met Gao Cuilan, he looked very haggard.
Zhu Bajie is unprecedented.
It is said that there are only exhausted oxen and no damaged land.
But Lao Zhu is an exception.
"This requires talent, you can't do it." Zhu Bajie glanced at everyone and immediately shook his head.
Everyone was immediately disappointed.
Then Zhu Bajie continued to work on the farm.
Then someone else said: "Mr. Zhu, we hope you can help us."
"Okay, what do you want me to do for you?" Zhu Bajie also wanted to see what these extraterrestrial visitors were capable of.
"Can you teach us how to practice?"
Zhu Bajie shook his head and said: "You want to practice. It is not easy to practice. It is not easy to become a teacher. Do you know that you need to pay tuition to become a teacher?"
"I know, my name is Shu Xiu, right?"
"Yes, that thing is tuition."
"Isn't it just tuition? We pay it."
"Okay, one kidney per person, the old pig hasn't eaten anyone for a long time." Zhu Bajie looked greedy.
Zhu Bajie has really eaten people.
There is a direct description in the original work.
He said that he had been relying on cannibalism to survive since he was demoted to earth.
After Guanyin accused him, he stopped doing this business.
"Guanyin doesn't let me eat people, but it doesn't matter if you volunteer."
"Ah, eating kidneys?" Everyone suddenly felt pain in their waists.
Especially men.
If you haven’t learned how to survive a battle and you still have to lose your waist, isn’t that a death sentence?
Don't think that if you have two waists, you can lose one.
That's nonsense.
No organ in the human body can work 24 hours a day. The heart has to work one-third of the time and rest two-thirds of the time.
The work of two kidneys was eventually given to one person, and he would become old in less than three years.
It is also a fact that people with one waist less often cannot do heavy work.
Because heavy work produces a lot of metabolism and waste, one kidney cannot be renewed.
"Forget it, it doesn't matter if you don't give, I won't teach." Zhu Bajie shook his head.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, Zhu Bajie was taught a lesson by the Bodhisattva, otherwise, they would not have been able to escape the fate of being eaten.
Among the three disciples, according to the original work, Sun Wukong basically does not eat people. If you don't cause trouble, he will not take the initiative to trouble you.
But the premise is that you stay away from him. He won't apologize if he accidentally hurts you.
The other two, Sha Monk cannibalizes people, Zhu Bajie cannibalizes people, and even White Dragon eats horses, and people will not let them go.
This is the real monster.
Therefore, Tang Seng’s merits were immense and he controlled his three disciples.
At this moment, someone suddenly had an idea and said: "Can we help you with plastic surgery? Cut off your big nose and pig ears. In this case, you will not change, but you will still be a human being."
"Can you do it?" Zhu Bajie was very happy.
The art of change is very troublesome.
Just like Sun Wukong fighting in water, it is very inconvenient to cast the water-avoiding spell.
Therefore, monsters will not change into a beautiful appearance to live if they are fine.
Just like Kuimulang, the prince he turned into is very handsome, but he still looks like a monster at ordinary times.
"Of course, we are good at surgery, so you don't need to change things again and again, and you can have lifelong happiness."
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie immediately made up his mind.
"That's right. If you can really operate on me, you will teach you how to practice and how to fight fiercely."
"Okay, please change your appearance and we will make a surgical plan for you."
Everyone said one after another.
In order to practice and fight fiercely, these men's motivation is really terrifying.
Then there was a large wild boar several feet tall, which could actually be even bigger.
It's just that Bajie has a body shape that uses the magical power of Fa Tian Xiang Di.
He barely looks like a human being.
Very scary.
He is the original demon.
A monster aura.
At this time, Mrs. Gao and Mr. Gao in the distance fainted from fright when they saw this.
Then I came up with the idea of finding a mage to eliminate the demon.
Anyway, Zhu Bajie's work is done, and they have several thousand acres of land, which is enough.
From now on, we can just gradually hire people to cultivate the land.
Thinking of this, they simply took this opportunity to break off the engagement. How good-looking Gao Cuilan was, how much better would it be to marry a wealthy scholar directly?
They are a perfect match.
Why can't I have a monster?
This means that if you lick a dog, you will die a good death, and if you lick a pig, your engagement will be annulled.
At this moment, everyone looked back and forth at Zhu Bajie.
They began to design a surgical plan and said to Zhu Bajie: "Mr. Zhu, we must first cut off your big ears, then we must cut off your big nose, and finally your big chin, and finally your
Big mouth guy."
"Your facial function is now complete, and then you need to undergo liposuction to remove your big belly."
"Oh, that's great." Zhu Bajie was very excited, "Well, come quickly, I'm not afraid of pain anyway."
[To be honest, I have been using Yeguoyuedu to read and catch up on books recently. I can switch sources and read aloud with many sounds. Yeguoyuedu is available for Android and Apple.]
"We still need surgical tools."
"What surgical tools do you need? I know you doctors need all kinds of knives. I can conjure them up for you, just ask." Zhu Bajie said hurriedly.
"We really need a lot of knives, please conjure them up for us..."
Zhu Bajie said: "Okay, I will change it for you right now."
Finally, according to the astronaut's request, a series of various scalpels, surgical forceps, and the tools they needed were conjured up.
"Then you can work now, right?"
"That's it."
"We are about to take action. First we need to disinfect and prepare the skin, which means shaving it clean to prevent infection."
Then everyone started to scrape Zhu Bajie clean from head to bottom and scalded it with boiling water.
"I know, I understand they are preparing for surgery, but I thought they were going to eat a fat pig." Xiao Huan watched with interest.
"Okay, we have to cut off your big ears first, which is the first step to change your appearance. But there is no anesthesia here."
A surgeon who was pushed out began to take action.
"Just cut it. I'm not afraid. No anesthesia is needed. I can just use magic to seal the pain." Zhu Bajie said directly.
At this time, the doctor began to operate on Zhu Bajie.
"It's really interesting. They actually want to start operating on Zhu Bajie." Xiao Huan became interested.
Wen Rensheng understood that this guy was going to cause trouble again.
But at this time, the problem occurred.
The surgeon couldn't cut it.
"Zhu Bajie's skin is thick and difficult to steam." This is what King Yinjiao himself admitted.
So can a mortal operate on it?
impossible.
Fortunately, Xiao Huan was happy at this time: "I'm here to help. I'll do this surgery."
Then the surgeon tried again and cut off Zhu Bajie's big ears.
This time, it really worked.
Just like cutting tofu, it falls right off.
Both of Zhu Bajie's ears were cut off.
Everyone was shocked when they saw it and said "Wow".
One by one, they were taking air-conditioning.
"The big nose is fun, let's cut it off." Xiao Huan controlled the doctor's hand and cut off Zhu Bajie's big nose.
After the ears and nose is the big-mouthed head, which is also cut off.
After these cuts, I started to reshape my face.
After all this hard work, Zhu Bajie really turned into a fat and handsome boy.
"It's really good!" Everyone was shocked again.
"After all, he is Marshal Tianpeng. He has a good foundation. As long as his original foundation is revealed, he will really have the face of a god in the sky."
Everyone admired him.
"I also need liposuction to reduce the fat belly."
Then the doctor started to cut open the belly again, scooping out all the fat and throwing it out.
After Xiao Huan's twists and turns, the originally big and ferocious pig monster became the true color of a seven-point canopy.
"Hahaha, I, Master Krululu, am still more skilled." Xiao Huan said arrogantly.
"Zhu Bajie has made you look like this. The children won't recognize you." Wen Rensheng was really speechless.
Zhu Bajie’s big belly is gone now, his big nose is gone, his big ears are gone, and his big mouth is gone.
Zhu Bajie looked at the mirror and was very happy.
But then he said: "Why do I feel like I'm missing something?"
The surgeon in charge hurriedly said: "Isn't this great? Look at Gao Cuilan who is bringing you food, how happy she is in her eyes."
"Sir, where are you from?" Gao Cuilan said shyly.
Zhu Bajie saluted: "Girl, I am the former Zhu Ganglie, also known as Zhu Wuneng. Now I am just returning to my true self."
"Pig with anal fissure, he is really good at naming."
Xiao Huan laughed loudly after hearing this.
"Okay, stop laughing, our opponent is coming." Wen Rensheng reminded.
Then Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan happily lived a happy life like a fairy tale...
Well, the Journey to the West story is coming to an end.
How can that work?
At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva discovered a problem.
At this moment, Sun Wukong and Tang Seng came all the way.
Mr. Gao remembers that Zhu Bajie is a monster.
They had another dream, and it was the Bodhisattva who told them how to deal with Zhu Bajie.
Immediately went to greet Tang Monk.
"Hello, monk from the Tang Dynasty, hello, are you going to Xitian?"
"Yes, donor, are you okay?"
"We don't know what to do, but I only know that there is a pig demon in our family. He turns into a beautiful man and seduce my daughter." Mr. Gao cried.
If Zhu Bajie doesn't leave, there's nothing they can do.
It takes strength to break off the engagement.
Who can compete with monsters in strength can only rely on eminent monks.
"Wukong, what should we do now?"
"Let me go and see how many monsters there are. Isn't it easy?" Sun Wukong no longer looked down on monsters after his official status.
Just like those people who ran away.
At this time, Zhu Bajie heard that the monk was coming.
He then understood what was happening.
But he no longer wanted to learn from it.
Wouldn't it be nice to live a fairy life with Cuilan every day?
I will marry a few more young ones in the future.
At this time, Hui'an Walker came up and said: "Zhu Bajie, you must go to learn the scriptures. If you don't learn the scriptures, you will only be a monster for the rest of your life."
Zhu Bajie thought to himself, I don’t care about being a monster.
"Zhu Bajie, if you don't achieve Zhengguo, you will have monster energy in your body. If you become a monster, your Gao Cuilan will not live long, and you will always be a young man." The traveler advised.
"It doesn't matter, I have a way to fight fiercely, and I can also practice dual cultivation, so that my wife will live as long and healthy as me in the future." Zhu Bajie said proudly.
"Anyway, I won't go to the West even if I die." He added.
Sun Wukong stepped forward directly and said: "You monster, you deceive other women, and you don't want to go to seek scriptures, so you are looking for a fight!"
At this point, Sun Wukong beat Zhu Bajie.
"Damn monkey, you beat me every reincarnation, why can't you let me be lazy for one reincarnation?" Zhu Bajie said directly.
"You idiot, if you are lazy for one reincarnation, there will be no more reincarnations, do you know?" Sun Wukong cursed.
"Anyway, I don't care. I want to talk to my wife in another 30 years." Zhu Bajie just lay down.
Sun Wukong has no choice but to beat Zhu Bajie, but he can't hold on to him until the other person leaves.
The road to the West is thousands of miles long, but we can't keep doing this.
Hui'an Monk had no choice but to go back and said to the Bodhisattva: "Bodhisattva, Zhu Bajie just doesn't want to go to get the sutra. What should I do? He is staying in Gaolaozhuang, and Sun Dasheng can't do anything."
The Bodhisattva smiled and said: "This is easy, it will only cost me another treasure."
"There is no other way but to do this to avoid changing the number of days."
"No wonder Tathagata Buddha gave me three."
At this time, Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said: "Wukong, the melon is not sweet. If Zhu Bajie doesn't want to go, we will go by ourselves."
Sun Wukong said: "I said, he has to go even if he doesn't go. This is his own responsibility. If one person is missing, the Journey to the West will not be possible. This is the measure set by heaven and cannot be changed."
Everyone thought that this was indeed true, Zhu Bajie had to go anyway.
But at this time, the traveler came back again.
He took a restraining spell and threw it directly on Zhu Bajie's head.
"The Tathagata gave the Bodhisattva three mantras. This forbidden mantra is on your head, Zhu Bajie."
Then he used it and passed it on to Tang Monk with new scriptures.
This thing can stop Zhu Bajie from having any desire to reproduce with just one thought.
Sure enough, once Tang Monk thought about it, Zhu Bajie turned into a sage.
"Ah, it turns out that it's boring to be at home, but it's more meaningful to go out and learn from the experience."
"Very good. Since you know the importance of studying for scriptures, let's go." With that, Tang Monk left with Bajie.
The astronauts will also follow Zhu Bajie all the way westward.
Tang Seng was helpless.
Sun Wukong said: "You will be eaten by monsters. Even I, the old Sun, can't deal with some powerful monsters."
Everyone had no choice but to say: "Mr. Zhu, you haven't given us those two methods yet."
"Let's teach as we go, and you will learn it when the time comes. You don't have to worry about the monsters. They don't dare to eat you. Senior Brother is here to scare you." Zhu Bajie said directly.
