"It's such a troublesome thing, why don't we just summon your grown-up son?" Old Wu said angrily.
He also rebelled and became emperor.
Isn't he tired to death?
A company can torment people like that, let alone a dynasty?
Wen Rende shook his head when he heard this: "Why summon him? Just summon a meteorite or tsunami, wouldn't that be enough?"
He didn't want his son to know that he couldn't even handle such a small thing.
In fact, he didn't know that Wen Rensheng had seen it all.
"Ah, you are still stronger." Old Wu had to admire the old man's idea.似
"Why not? Didn't Liu Xiu do this in history? He was given the title of Great Summoner."
"That's true. Let's summon a meteorite and see, but who will it hit?"
"Of course I'm going to hit those bastards." Wen Rende said harshly, "They've made it impossible for us to enjoy life in peace."
"Of course that's good, but the question is, can you summon it? Do you have the face?" Old Wu said helplessly.
"Why can't it work? Let me tell you, I have a lot of face." Wen Rende said plausibly.
When Wen Rensheng saw this, he was helpless.
My father obviously wants to save face and doesn’t want to suffer.似
So what else can he do?
I can only choose to forgive him.
After all, this is my biological father.
What shocked him was that the two of them actually planned it seriously.
He thought the two were just talking and playing.
Wen Rende dares to say it, and Lao Wu really dares to believe it...
I really admire this old six.似
Wen Rende then asked the county magistrate to start arranging three animals, prepare cattle, sheep and pigs.
Then they started to worship heaven in front of the Chenghuang Temple in the city.
The county magistrate had no objection to this.
After all, this is a way to boost morale.
No matter what, you can't do it standing.
Give people something to do and they won't be afraid.
In the midst of offering sacrifices to heaven.
Wen Rende pretended to shout.
Then start summoning meteorites.
Wen Rensheng had nothing to do.
This father's face must be given.
Then he looked at the hot pot and there was a live crab.
The last crab attempt to save the world failed and destroyed the world.
This one cannot fail.似
After all, that was the world where my father rested.
He said to the crab: "If you dare to mess around, I will fish you out and eat you. Remember, after you get down, listen to those two people."
"Be a useful crab to society."
The crab seemed to understand and nodded repeatedly.
So Wen Rensheng threw it down directly.
Okay.
When this big crab goes down...
Appearing in front of the Chenghuang Temple, the square was almost filled.
People were stunned immediately.
Old Wu was also sluggish.
Wenren's virtue has also become sluggish.
Everyone, including the county magistrate, quickly knelt down.
Wen Rende reacted the fastest. He immediately realized that this crab looked familiar.
Isn't it the type they usually eat at home?
Unexpectedly, he nibbled his son again.
This feeling...
so comfortable.
Others are still worrying about their sons studying for exams, but he is doing the opposite.
Ashamed...
That's weird.
If you have the ability, you can also raise such a good son...乼
He immediately said: "Ah, messenger of the gods, bring down your anger and destroy those barbarians who disrupt the peaceful life here..."
Anyway, he believed that the crab could understand.
Sure enough, after hearing this, the crab immediately began to rush into the wild.
Its body was now 35 meters tall, and its armor was more than 1 meter thick.
The most powerful artillery these days is of no use to it.
It can be said that it is invincible alone in this world.
Want to kill it.似
You have to have the right time, place, people, and a miracle to do it.
This is obviously impossible to do.
Unless they dig a big pit in advance, it must be at least 200 meters deep.
Then fill it with strong fire oil, wait until it goes down, and then light it.
Have a real grilled crab.
Use its natural enemy: hotpot to deal with it.
Just for a moment, can anyone do it? 似
Even if it can be done, it is still difficult to get it to enter the hot pot obediently.
The Tatar cavalry who were looting in the wild were naturally killed by crabs in an instant.
How could they possibly outrun each other?
Those ten long legs are domineering.
Two big iron pliers, invincible.
After seeing this monster, almost all the enemies were so frightened that they ran out quickly.
No one knows where this guy came from.乼
Good guy.
This crab is dozens of meters tall.
With the combat effectiveness of soldiers in this era,
How to deal with its armor?
Its armor is more than one meter thick.
Although it is not steel armor, it is still the strength of bones, that is, calcium limestone.
It must be at least a modern artillery of 88 mm or above to be able to break through fortifications more than one meter thick...乼
It's too difficult to break it.
impossible.
There is absolutely nothing they can do against this kind of monster.
For a moment, all the barbarian cavalry were fleeing in all directions.
They cannot gather together.
Even if there are more than a hundred people, they will be discovered by crabs.
We can only disperse into a team of ten and retreat north.乼
Without the organization of the Tatars, even local powerful men would dare to hunt.
The Manchu Qing Dynasty was able to rule because it obtained the submission of local powerful people.
Before the rebels and the Manchus, the local powerful chose the Manchus who could better protect their interests.
It was only after I shaved my head that I realized something was completely wrong, but it was too late to resist.
The opponent has stabilized a considerable part of the area and has achieved the goal of attacking the small with more.
Seeing this scene, the so-called Fengtian Jingnan Army also quickly retreated.
It is impossible for them to fight against this monster with their military strength.乼
At the same time, Jiangnan, which was in crisis, was surprised to find that a military rebellion had disappeared.
The scattered Tatar cavalry were gradually eliminated and retreated.
The nobles in the capital also breathed a sigh of relief.
They no longer need to make a choice between surrender and loyalty.
In this way, after a wave of deus ex machina came, the world finally settled down.
Lao Wu and Wen Rende did not escape the fate of leaving their hometown...
Who asked them to summon the big crab?
First, the county magistrate.
Then there is the prefect.
In the end, it was directly the censor, governor, governor, and even the imperial envoy. I even heard that the emperor would come in person...
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The two had no choice but to pack up their things and run away in confusion.
"I didn't expect that after struggling for a long time, I would finally run away?"
"Isn't this all in vain?" Old Wu said bitterly.似
"No, you have to think about the good news. Didn't this save many neighbors and fellow villagers?" Wen Rende comforted.
"That's right. Speaking of which, why am I pulling all the luggage..." Old Wu was dragging a two-wheeled vehicle.
There are tents, food, drinking water, medicines on the car...
There were two families sitting in the car.
There are also silver taels, iron ox armor...
"This is not your strong persona. It has been established. No one will doubt you pulling the cart. If I pull the cart, that is not in line with my persona." Wen Rende said eloquently.
He waved his fan while looking at the scenery.似
"Besides, just be satisfied, at least I'm walking with you."
"That's because you're not thick-skinned enough..." Old Wu said contemptuously.
…………
This can be regarded as comforting the family.
Wen Rensheng just wanted to relax for a few days.
However, I didn't expect that this was just the beginning.
I don’t know why.似
Every day after that.
Wen Rensheng found that more and more people seemed to be calling him.
He highly suspected that his coordinates or number had been exposed.
It's just like you registered an account somewhere, and after binding your mobile phone number, you were immediately bombarded with all kinds of text messages, various promotions, and even scammers...
He thought carefully about where he leaked the coordinates...
Got it, it must be that swimming pool world.
There are so many small worlds connected there.似
So his coordinates were leaked.
It's really depressing. I really can't be a good person.
After Wen Rensheng became depressed, he felt that those people must have seen that he belonged to the neutral-to-good camp.
That's why I kept calling.
If it were their own evil god, they would not dare to summon them casually.
Because the summons were extinguished one after another, slowly, there were only a few people left who knew his address.
Just like those scammers, they only dare to bombard ordinary people with text messages.似
If they encounter a ruthless character, will they dare to bomb a second time?
impossible.
If Wen Rensheng thinks about it, there are actually advantages and disadvantages to being called.
The downside is of course that it's too annoying and a waste of his time.
The good thing is that he doesn't need to look for various worlds by himself in the future.
Just stare and see which world can trigger the vibration of the mysterious seed.
Thinking of this, Wen Rensheng didn't feel so uncomfortable about the leak of his location.乼
He then forwarded the call.
Let Sister Xiaohuan handle it.
Shield yourself first.
Just like a cabinet vote.
First see which worlds are worth saving, and then pass them on to him.
Afterwards, Wen Rensheng continued to see his father and Lao Wu to see what was going on now.
I saw my father and Lao Wu fleeing all the way. After escaping back and forth, they came to a village in the mountains.乼
These days, you need road guidance to travel.
But now that there is war, the so-called road guide is just that.
Besides, the two of them did not take the main road, but only took the small mountain road.
Those places are unmanned.
The management in the feudal era couldn't have been that tight.
Those who can't escape are just ordinary people.
Like the two of them, they are naturally not afraid.似
After they came to the mountain village, they made up an excuse, saying that there was a military disaster outside, and then went into the mountains to survive.
Most of the people in the mountain villages also come here.
All to avoid taxes.
"The mountains are not a paradise," the old village chief sighed. "We just leave it to fate. In the past, we were squeezed by the government, but now we are squeezed by God. There is no salt, no iron tools, and we have to use stones for all work."
"I saved some fur herbs, but I only dared to sell them secretly in the market, and I was bullied."
"The only good thing is that no officials enter the mountain."
"But officials who are poor and crazy will come in."
"In short, there is little food, clothing, and medicine here. If you want to survive, you have to resign yourself to fate."
"You can take it if you can."
"We can handle it."
Lao Wu didn't care about this.
But that night.
A group of mountain people came over to kill and rob...
The promised simple mountain people.似
Co-authoring is like entering a den of thieves.
If it's so good in the mountains, why do people still endure oppression in the plains?
There are a lot of thieves in the mountains.
Then Lao Wu put on his armor and started killing them indiscriminately.
Immediately a group of people knelt on the ground, with the old village chief taking the lead.
Make him the leader of the village.
Okay, the two of them wandered around and became the origin of the road to rebellion...乼
Wen Rensheng was also drunk.
Without great strength, what kind of paradise would there be?
The grass is thick and the bean sprouts are sparse, and a year's hard work has been in vain.
In order to live comfortably in this village in the future, Lao Wu and Wen Rende had to use some of the knowledge they had seen before.
Including how to find herbs, how to treat diseases, and how to cultivate terraced fields.
How to store water.
How to raise chickens...似
After waiting for these things, I started to worry again.
They have to handle these things themselves.
In order to prevent outsiders from coming in again, they began to lead people on several necessary paths and began to build some defensive facilities.
Arrow tower pass and so on.
This place is actually just a group of mountain people mixed with thieves and thieves. After this trouble, it has truly turned into a gang.
It's just that instead of robbing homes and homes, we reclaim the wasteland ourselves.
The trend is pushing these two people forward.似
After finishing his work for the day, Lao Wu said depressedly: "Since we worked so hard, why did we run away? Why didn't we just become national teachers?"
"Wouldn't that be more comfortable than now?"
Wen Rende said: "You really think it's easy to be a national teacher. It's not that easy."
"When you become a national master, there will be people plotting against you and thinking about you every day."
"After all, that big crab we have, there must be countless people who want to conquer it."
"Especially the emperor, he will come up with all kinds of schemes."
"How could we be as pure and simple as we are now."似
Old Wu nodded: "Yes, speaking of which, where did that crab go?"
"Let me feel it." Wen Rende closed his eyes.
"In my induction, the crab entered the palace and was named the sacred beast of the country."
"We eat and drink a lot every day, and are served by hundreds of palace maids and eunuchs. We eat 10 sheep, 5 cows, and 20 pigs in one meal..."
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"It's not that simple. There are three groups of people trying to poison him every month."
"One group is the harem, one group is the civil servants, and one group is the vassal king."
"Damn it, it is obviously a sacred beast that governs the country and has made great achievements. Why do so many people want to poison it?" Old Wu said angrily.
After all, this crab saved his hometown in this world.
"Nonsense, don't you know why Yue Fei is gone?" Wen Rende said contemptuously, "Isn't it because the emperor found that he couldn't control it?"
"Imperial power is naturally extremely repulsive. If it cannot control something, it will kill it."
"Unless this thing is far away from it, for example, if the imperial power does not go to the countryside, it is the result of being far enough away."
"The emperor was happy at first, but this crab didn't listen to him. If time passes and someone slanders you, can he still remain indifferent?"
Old Wu nodded: "That's right, damn it, how long can this crab last?"
"Doesn't it know how to resist?"
"It's okay. This crab is very big and invulnerable to all poisons. It has eaten much more heavy metals than these guys."
"It has been cultivated long ago."
"It's very tenacious, and after all, those people can't poison it blatantly. How much poison can they poison secretly?"
"What's more, the emperor himself has to maintain a respectful attitude towards heroes and angels on the surface."
"So there are still a group of people willing to protect crabs in the process cabinet."
"Every time someone starts to check the poison, so they use it more secretly and the dose is smaller, so it is not dangerous to it at all." Wen Rende explained.
"That's good."
Lao Wu didn't want to see a great hero disappear like this.
"I originally wanted to summon it, but now it seems that we should let it eat in the palace. If we want to feed it, we have to occupy the territory of several counties." Wen Rende shook his head.