Hou Tsang finally finished reading his lines, and he didn't forget to complain at the end.
"I don't know who wrote the manuscript. It's smelly and long. I ask fellow Taoists to forgive me. They said that since it is a formal occasion, you have to read it no matter how boring it is, because no matter how boring the people below are, they still have to listen.
You have to pretend to be enjoying it."
There was a burst of laughter from everyone below, and their impression of the young leader changed. At least among those in the small and medium orthodox traditions, everyone appreciated this unpretentious approach.
Of course, there are also those with dark faces, such as Zhenren Xiao...
"I'm going to invite fellow Taoist Zhixuan from Taiqing to bring us the gospel of the upper world. Is it more Jinxiu nonsense, or is the foot-binding cloth of the upper world longer?"
Zhixuan Taoist's face remained unchanged, he jumped up to the center of the Heavenly Sword Altar, bowed to his master first, and then bowed to countless monks. He was graceful, neither humble nor arrogant, and looked like he had a well-thought-out plan. He looked like he was used to big scenes.
"First of all, I want to explain that nonsense grows with history. Jinxiu lasts for two thousand years and Taiqing lasts for millions. Of course, Taiqing's foot-binding cloth is longer, so long that it can even wrap around your neck. Are you willing to listen?
If you are willing to listen, I can change the Grand Ceremony of the Patriarch to a monthly meeting and an annual meeting, and the poor Taoist will cover all the nonsense!"
Everyone laughed again, and the atmosphere suddenly became lively. Hou Zi's tricks were very good at winning people's hearts, but Zhi Xuan was stronger. He used Tai Qing to make fun of himself, which immediately won the favor of most of the monks present.
When Taoists are willing to throw away their indescribable sense of superiority, they become the most terrifying enemies.
Under the altar, Master Xiao narrowed his eyes and said, "Xiao Zi, this person is better than Qi! People are making fun of themselves, but it's better for you to make fun of me! In fact, I should have chosen him in the first place, but now I regret it."
Hou Zi curled his lips, "Choose him? And then you five old guys join forces to fuck him again?"
They were bickering in the audience, but Taoist Master Xuan on the stage had completely mastered the rhythm.
"It seems that they don't want to listen to my nonsense anymore? That's right, the leader has just talked about a lot of nonsense, now let's talk about it for real."
Turning over the hand, holding up a treasure umbrella, a five-color halo circulates, not to mention the function, just looking at the appearance, you can tell that it is extraordinary; the treasures in the upper world are completely different from the ones in Jinxiu, it is not only millions of years of experience in making utensils.
, which is also an unheard-of treasure of heaven and earth.
"This umbrella is called the Inverted Yin-Yang Umbrella. It's a bit magical. Before I came to Jinxiu, my uncle gave it to me. He said it was a gift to someone who was destined to be in Jinxiu, but I don't know what destiny is. Today is a meeting, so I took it out.
Just find a suitable person for it."
Everyone below was very moved. This is a treasure from the upper world. It is something that is rarely seen. Who doesn’t want to take possession of it?
Taoist Zhixuan thought the atmosphere was not warm enough. He held an umbrella in his hand and slowly opened it. The surface of the umbrella rotated, emitting a fascinating colorful light.
"I'm just showing you a little bit as a joke, not malicious..."
His eyes swept across the crowd below, but focused on a sword cultivator disciple standing far away, "I am so grateful for the hospitality of my master when I came from afar; this brother has been standing here, working very hard, I dare to ask
In one sentence, Gao’s last name?”
That sword cannot be cultivated in the Heavenly Natural Realm, which is the cultivation level in the later stage of Foundation Establishment. Hearing this, he was still a little confused and couldn't believe that it was him. It wasn't until Taoist Zhixuan smiled and gestured with his eyes that he realized that it was him who was calling. In the presence of a large audience, he also
Reluctant to lose momentum,
"Someone, Yu Gucheng is downstairs with the Sword Vein Tongtian Sword!"
Taoist Zhixuan smiled and said, "Yu Gucheng? What a good name! I'll call you later, do you dare to answer?"
Yu Gucheng didn't know what kind of medicine this Taoist was selling in his gourd. When the trouble came, he would not back down. "Why don't you dare?"
"Yu Gucheng!"
"it is me!"
Just hearing a whooshing sound, Yu Gucheng's body flew up involuntarily and was directly sucked in by the flying umbrella. The next moment, Zhixuan Taoist closed the umbrella and drew it, and Yu Gucheng was already standing on the altar. For a moment, he was still standing on the altar.
I didn't realize why I was standing here?
Zhi Xuan bowed deeply. With his golden elixir realm, he saluted a foundation-building monk like this. His attitude could not be said to be insincere.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just a joke, little brother, don't pay attention, it's just to verify one of Bao Umbrella's abilities."
Everyone in the audience was in an uproar. If you said your name and agreed, you would be taken away? This kind of magic that can only be seen in story books actually appeared in reality. No one knew what the mystery was. It was probably always
It couldn't be escaped from the mystery. Although they didn't understand why, everyone's hearts became warm in an instant. This was another world, and they finally realized this.
Zhi Xuan remained calm, this was originally part of the Taoist plan, not just a counterattack at the whim of the great leader.
Before they came, they had considered how they could dominate other people's ceremonies. They had to steal everyone's attention, but they also had to not show off their faces, and they had to pay attention to how they eat.
The answer is simple, magical baby.
The pursuit of treasures in the human world is indiscriminate. One is to show off, and the other is to have magical uses. However, Jinxiu Continent is limited to various conditions in terms of artifacts and cannot achieve decisive functions. But Jinxiu cannot do this, which does not mean that
Even all the higher realms of the universe can’t do it.
There are many such practical things for cultivating the body, but you have to take the elixir to know the effect, and you have to use the talisman to understand the magic. It is a one-time use, and only treasures can attract the maximum attention.
After entering the Splendid Continent for ten years, almost all upper realm preachers are very conservative in this regard, not because they are reluctant, but because they have a principle in the concept of cultivation, which is to focus on self-improvement and supplement it with the help of artifacts. As soon as they preach, they bring out countless
If the treasure dazzles people's eyes, it will divert the energy of these beautiful monks. Because the small is the big loss, they are rarely displayed.
But now, it's time to take out part of it. It just so happens that Jianmai has always been in short supply in this regard. Their treasure is Feijian, which is the Sword Tomb Cave Heaven that will be grandly unveiled at the ceremony.
With one ebb and flow, the sword pulse of this ceremony will eventually become a joke.
Holding the umbrella high and "calling people into the umbrella" is just a trivial application of this umbrella. More mysteries need to be further explored by those who are predestined. I am placing the umbrella here now, and I also hope that my colleagues in the upper world will donate generously with me to help
Splendid congratulations, congratulations to the leader!"
As soon as the umbrella was given away, the parasol fluttered, flew to the top of the obelisk, and hung in the air, adding countless colors to the entire scene.
The monks below cheered for joy. This was an unexpected joy. I thought that if I had the beginning of Taiqing, those who came after me would definitely follow. There are hundreds of traditions and hundreds of treasures. It is really hard to say whether the destined person is me.
