"But I'm standing here perfectly fine, and I'm still talking to you."
All superstitions will be undermined by facts.
At least Chu Ping is so successful.
"So this is what surprises me. You were supposed to be dead, but you showed up here."
The expression on Lao Xie's face changed from fear to confusion, as if he didn't understand what was going on.
Although Lao Xietou didn't know why, Chu Ping knew that the reason why he appeared here was entirely because he agreed to the little boy's request to become his "mother" and also gave Lao Xietou's
The business card was left to the little boy.
Chu Ping thought of this and glanced at Lao Xie with some sympathy.
"Why?" Lao Xie still looked at Chu Ping with a puzzled look.
"Why? It's not because you are not good at studying and have poor calculation skills."
Lao Xietou seemed to think that what Chu Ping said was reasonable. Not only did he not refute the other party, he also nodded in agreement.
"My craft has been passed down from generation to generation, and only a few scratches are left here. You are right, it is because I am not good at it." Old Xie Tou seemed to agree with Chu Ping's statement.
Chu Ping didn't expect that Old Xie Tou would believe his words so easily, but what Chu Ping didn't expect even more was that Old Xie Tou's fortune-telling skills were actually a family craft.
Regardless, it sounds pretty awesome.
At this time, Chu Ping's eyes were constantly shining with green light when he looked at Lao Xie.
"Can you stop looking at me like that? I'm so scared."
Chu Ping looked elsewhere, and Lao Xie Tou relaxed a little.
"What are you doing here today? It can't just be to see me."
Regarding the young man in front of him, Lao Xie always felt that he could not see through him. Although he had cheated him once, it was only two yuan, but he would not let him come over to check on him every now and then.
Chu Ping set his eyes on Lao Xietou again, his eyes were full of sincerity, but in Lao Xietou's view, there was some purpose behind that sincerity.
"What's the matter?" Old Xie glanced at Chu Ping calmly.
"I just want to cheat on you, let's do the math..."
Before Chu Ping finished speaking, he was interrupted by Lao Xie Tou.
"Today is
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What day is it?" Old Xie suddenly asked.
Chu Ping was a little confused and stunned for a moment.
"Saturday."
Lao Xie patted the bookstall beside him.
"Two, four, six, sell books."
Chu Ping was confused. He never expected that Old Xie would say such a thing.
When did business start to be divided into one, three, five, and two, four and six?
"What about one, three, five?" Chu Ping asked purely out of curiosity.
Old Xie blew his nose.
"One, three, five is not a divination."
Damn, you still play like this!
"What about Sunday?"
"Closed on Sunday."
Chu Ping really wanted to spit out his old blood and kill the old man in front of him.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Seeing Chu Ping approaching him with the little horse in hand, Lao Xie immediately gave in.
"No, no, no, just stay there. Don't get excited and don't move around."
Old Xie Tou has no retreat now. If Chu Ping really comes with the pony, Old Xie Tou will either dig a hole and bury himself, or he will rather die than surrender and fight Chu Ping.
"It's not that I don't want to help you. The higher-ups are doing something to 'eliminate superstition and oppose unscientific science.'
Once you show it, they will show up immediately, criticize and educate you, and confiscate illegal business tools."
"Illegal operating tools?"
"It's the fortune-telling fortune teller. They said they wanted to set up a negative example and put it on display." Lao Xie looked like there was nothing he could do about it. He spread his hands and looked at Chu Ping.
"Then you yesterday..."
Chu Ping was talking about the prophecies that Old Xie Tou said to him before leaving yesterday.
Although Chu Ping didn't pay attention to the prophecy at all at the time, and even thought that Old Xie Tou's words were purely deceiving people, but after the incident at the overpass yesterday, Chu Ping suddenly felt that this half-immortal magician who cheated and deceived people all day long
Son, it seems that it is not as simple as it seems on the surface.
"Don't mention it," Lao Xie said with a slumped look on his face, "It's just because I talked too much yesterday and got involved with you, that's why I look like this."
Chu Ping was a little confused, but he just looked at the two big dark circles on Lao Xie's eyes. If his face were paler, he probably wouldn't need makeup to act in a horror movie.
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"what happened?"
Chu Ping wanted to hear more clearly, so he held a small mat and asked Li Lao Xie to move his head closer.
Unexpectedly, when Lao Xie saw Chu Ping's actions, he hurriedly stopped him.
Lao Xie's current appearance is like a frightened kitten.
"I had a nightmare all night yesterday. When I got up in the morning, I tried to make predictions."
"What do you mean by hanging up?" Chu Ping was like a curious baby, insisting on finding out more about this matter.
"The post said it has something to do with you..." Old Xie glanced at Chu Ping bitterly, "I only did one thing yesterday about the matter that related to you, which was to say something to you too much.
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"So you just stay away from me?"
Chu Ping was shocked by Lao Xie Tou's words. He finally understood what "feudal superstition is not trustworthy".
"You are full of ominousness, I can't be involved in cause and effect with you."
Lao Xie's head looked like a sage, as if someone suddenly told you that Jesus wouldn't let me play with you because of his nature.
"What's ominous? What's the cause and effect?"
Chu Ping never imagined that this matter was related to cause and effect.
"The bad luck in you will be passed on to me through the cause and effect between us, and from now on I will also become bad luck."
Chu Ping suddenly felt that the old Xie Tou in front of him was really a magician.
Anyone who listens to his words, coupled with his sacred, serious and unspeakable expression, will feel that this is God's will and heaven's arrangement.
"Huh?" Chu Ping was stunned for a moment by Lao Xie's explanation, "Doesn't this mean that I am so unlucky, and if you get too close to me, you will also be unlucky too."
Chu Ping no longer paid attention to Lao Xie Tou's "magic stick" theory.
"What exactly did you dream about? I know some about dream interpretation and I can help you figure it out."
Lao Xie looked at Chu Ping suspiciously, with an expression that clearly said, "You want to interpret a dream for a fortune teller, are you crazy?"
"You are studying Eastern dream interpretation, and I am talking about Western dream interpretation. We are not in the same system."
The best way to deal with a magic stick is to use another magic stick.
"Huh?" Old Xie Tou still looked suspicious, but he did not refuse. Instead, he told Chu Ping about his dream last night.
"Have you ever seen a little boy who insisted on calling you mommy?"
