Chapter 365 Here comes the question, are you a chicken or a dog?
Chapter 365 Here comes the question, are you a chicken or a dog?
Author: Sword Dance Show
Chapter 365 Here comes the question, are you a chicken or a dog?
"Why can't I understand what they say?" Yang Li poked Jiang Si, who had come over to watch the fun at some point.
The old man held up his afro and pondered for three seconds to organize his words, "Have you ever seen the movie Fast and Furious?"
Yang Li thought blankly, "Oh, it's that movie about driving into space, right?"
"Yes, the plot inside is very intense, but in the final analysis it is all about the conflicts within the family." Jiang Si said, pointing at Menggete and Lani, "Their situations are very similar, but more bloody.
A little bit. The two were half-brothers and sisters, but in the end they found out that one’s mother and the other’s father were the same person! Then Lani killed her brother in order to refuse incest marriage... That’s about it.”
Yang Li smashed his fist and suddenly said, "No wonder I didn't understand. Isn't this the style of romantic dramas from the last century? It's completely incompatible with a beautiful girl like me!"
Jiang Si looked at her sideways, "Do you think I'm older? I didn't watch TV series like this in the last century, right?"
Yang Li sneered and asked: "Then what are they doing now? Isn't it just a family conflict? It's all been settled. Either forgive and pretend it didn't happen, or don't forgive and start fighting. What's the matter?"
Jiang Si disdainfully said, "You don't understand. The way smart people do things is to be subtle, to be particular, and to explain things clearly. The problem now is that neither of them knows why a mother and a father would guide her brother to find her sister. In the sister's heart
I don’t dare to go back because I have doubts. My brother knows that my sister is worried and doesn’t know how to persuade her, but he insists on persuading her!”
"Are you so confused?"
"It's just so confusing."
"What does that have to do with us?"
"It's a big deal. Although this war was started by one family, in the final analysis it is connected to our space. What if one of her family members doesn't want to start a war with us?" Jiang Si stretched out his hand and pointed at Meng in a vague way.
Gert's crutch, "When he came, we secretly scanned it with rays. There was a knife hidden in that crutch. The world of the Ring of Magic beyond the alien gate is definitely not a beautiful world."
Yang Li narrowed his eyes slightly, "So... maybe we are going to go to war with another world, right? Then the names they just mentioned may be our enemies?"
"This possibility cannot be ruled out."
Yang Li blinked and began to count with his fingers, "Latarn, Racade, Malika, Godfrey, Marlenia, Mikaela, and the God of Corruption, the Mother of Truth, with two fingers,
Supreme Will, these names sound so powerful!”
"Yes, according to his name, he is someone who is not easy to mess with."
"What did Shitou say?" Yang Li asked again.
"Lao Li and the others went to help Rebecca fight, and they haven't come back yet, but there is a high probability that they will intervene in this matter. If we let it go, who knows what kind of brains the people over there have come back to power." Jiang Si has seen many similar things.
, this is just like a big country placing missiles on the border of another big country. No one with any sense will allow you to do this.
Yang Li thought for a while and turned around to leave. Jiang Si was surprised, "What are you doing?"
"I'll go get the reinforcements!"
Yang Li rushed out of the temporary base of the relevant departments and returned to the crew. Regardless of what the other crew members thought, he grabbed the general and ran away.
The general flipped his wrist funnyly and grabbed him, "Wait a minute, what happened?"
Yang Li turned around and continued to push him forward, shouting at the same time: "Shitou and the others are busy in another world. Here comes a demigod from another world who wants to take Lani back to fight. Now the two are in a stalemate. If there is a fight,
No one can persuade me."
The general looked strange, "What are the demigods to be afraid of? Just put on the mask and just send them away, right?"
"That won't work! My character of being weak and unable to take care of myself must not be lost!"
The general smiled with two wrinkles forming at the corners of his eyes, "Then let's go find another team, it's just a demigod."
Yang Li looked at him in confusion, "You seem to look down on demigods, but I heard them describe them as very powerful!"
The general continued to popularize science, "The lowest standard for becoming a seeker is to master an ability in the rules, and to pursue integrity based on this ability. Therefore, seekers and gods are often equated. And demigods are just the body's
There are fragments of rules, and they may be very strong, but they do not have the ability to master even a slightly complete part of the rules, nor do they really realize the rules themselves, so they are nothing."
Yang Li was stunned for a moment, "Then you said that the strength of demigods is just that?"
"That's not necessarily true." The general thought for a moment and then said, "It depends on what kind of rule fragments are in the demigod's body. If he has an artifact that can match the rule fragments, he can exert great power.
"
"Huh? That's it. Then why don't we have weapons?"
The general rolled his eyes at her, "Although zombies can be said to be a type of demigod, the fragments of rules in their bodies are special, and there is no artifact with matching properties. Besides, you are not even a zombie now, so what's the use of artifacts?"
Have you ever heard Shitou say that the human body can’t rely on anything!”
Yang Li flashed the crutches of Lani and his brother in his mind, "He should be armed. The other teams may not be able to handle it."
The general couldn't laugh or cry, "Then you come to me, and you want me to deal with any rotten fish or shrimp? Then I don't want to lose face!"
When Yang Li heard this, he didn't know what to do for a while, "What should we do?"
"Please explain things clearly to me first. What about the entire trailer? Even the trailer should have some clues. How can I help you when you have nothing?"
Yang Li smiled awkwardly, "I actually don't quite understand, but in short, we are basically a family..."
Yang Li's description was quite brief. It reminded the general of the script that a certain director sent a few days ago. Yes, he is now considered a very attractive supporting role. There are already directors who want to use him to play roles.
Yu Hongshi’s relationship.
It's just that the script sent by this group of people is really eye-catching, making the generals who are not very good at picking scripts scratch their heads after reading it. The logic of the plot is terrible, just like something written by Jiuluoyu.
"What are you describing?" Jiangchen saw that Yang Li was a little impetuous and patted her head, "I'll give you a clear path. As for you, pay attention to your image. When you have nothing to do,
Dress up and don't act crazy every day. Over time, if someone who is excellent in all aspects is entangled with stones, you will be compared. As for those gods and ghosts, you don't have to worry about it. "
Yang Li blinked and looked down at herself. Well, she did have to admit that she was a little distracted these days. After all, Yu Hongshi had always performed well and showed no signs of making mistakes. But... "You don't know anything, do you?"
"
"Haha, what do you know? I still have a movie to shoot. If you are really so free, just stay with Shitou for a while and don't run around!" After speaking, the general waved his hand and ignored Yang Li, turning around and returning to the crew.
The cold wind made Yang Li shiver. What's going on? Is this hinting to her that there is a coquettish bitch hooking up with Shi Shi?
But then she shook her head. She had been with the general for a long time before traveling through time. He definitely had no ability to predict the future and could not possibly know what was happening around Shitou.
What does that mean? Or does he know that there will be coquettish bitches hooking up with stones? But why!
Let’s talk about Shitou...
The more Yang Li thought about it, the less confident he became. He turned around and ran into the makeup artist on the set, stretched out his hand to pick up the two lazy makeup artists, and asked them to make them look stunning.
The question is, how do people know what the so-called "powerful country and beautiful city" is?
…
It was already evening when Yu Hongshi returned to Earth, and they did not attend the dinner party prepared by King Riku for Luffy and others. After all, he had calculated the time, and Lani should have negotiated with Mongotte here.
But when he saw a group of people still gathering in the rest area, he suddenly felt a little tired.
"Are you two holding a cross talk show?"
Lani looked back at him and asked with a smile: "I don't dare to go back, how about you come with me?"
"There's nothing wrong with going back together, but let's talk about it first, what effect do you want to achieve?" Yu Hongshi glanced at Menggert next to him, "Should you kill him in the dark, or should you continue to build things in a down-to-earth manner?"
Menggert's expression fluctuated for a moment. This Moon Princess's partner seemed to be very floating!
Lani was a little hesitant, and Menggert looked surprised. What do you mean? Do you really think this person can do it?
Just listen to Lani ask: "Are you in a hurry?"
"This month's plan hasn't been completed yet. Originally, I wanted to go to Dressrosa to deal with Doflamingo, and then kill Kaido. Who knew you guys would suddenly have this problem, so I could only take it easy there.
.But with this delay, I don’t know what troubles there will be in the alien gate next month, and I also have plans for the next month.”
Yu Hongshi was somewhat impatient, and this was also the case. Although Lani came over, the world of the Ring of Magic was not actually in Yu Hongshi's plan.
Not to mention that the relationship between Malika's golden family is too confusing. Just the coexistence of forces and foreign gods can pull out a big basket, and each one is so special that you can even drop a nuclear bomb on it.
The kind that can't even come out of nowhere.
Even a veteran player like him, who has cleared the game for dozens of weeks, feels confused and can't understand what he doesn't know.
If the relevant departments go there to carry out development, even if the relevant departments have strong ships and powerful guns, they will inevitably fall into the intrigues of various foreign gods, which is totally not worth it.
As for whether what others are worried about will pose a threat to them... Haha, they are all in such chaos, how can they threaten it? The Supreme Will looks awesome, but it has not completely eliminated all gods.
, it’s very strong over there.
In addition, besides being uneconomical, Yu Hongshi couldn't imagine what he could get there.
His soul is steadily strengthening. He has understood the wind and rain domain part of the ancient Baixiang Dragon's ability deeply, and he is also progressing step by step in strengthening his body. He is just waiting to kill Kaido and take Longlong.
If he studies the fruit carefully, and then obtains the ability to transform into a dragon through Animagus, he will think that he can walk sideways in the universe for a while, even if he fights with Darkseid and Thanos, it will be nothing.
.
But what is there in the world of Dharma Ring?
It can be inferred from Lani's strength that the dragons in that world are just like that. Their understanding of thunder and lightning is still in terms of great power, and the attack power of the body, haha, not to mention anything else, is just wagging its tail at the dragon.
They definitely didn't use this trick as well as themselves.
In this case, is there any value in going?
Because Yu Hongshi asked this question, he was telling them that he was a murderer in the past, and I don’t care about your own grievances!
However, these words really made Lani fall into entanglement again. According to her understanding of him during this period, Yu Hongshi was a person who had just gained the front and was good at playing dirty tricks. If he said this, he would definitely be able to do it.
Seeing that she was silent, Yu Hongshi rolled his eyes and waved his hand, "Okay, you should think it over yourself first, I..."
As Yu Hongshi said this, he turned around and suddenly saw Yang Li with a delicately dressed face. A wave of heat rushed up from his lower abdomen. What kind of medicine did this girl take?
Yu Hongshi's performance in an instant made Yang Li very satisfied, and he came over with a bound, stroking his arm and laughing, "I'm done, where should we go to play?"
"Is it going to be completed so soon?"
"It's because I no longer have scenes with others, and I have to wait until later when you have time to shoot the scenes with you."
Yu Hongshi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Then if we go to play, wouldn't it prove that I have time? Isn't this just not doing my job properly?"
Yang Li thought for a while and glanced over Yu Hongshi's shoulder at Lani behind him, "Then we will travel to another world and treat it as a combination of work and rest!"
Um?
Yu Hongshi looked at Yang Li strangely, and didn't care about what was going on. He just pulled Yang Li all the way home. At this time, Youlu Shuhe, Si Teng and others had already gone to their new homes in the capital. The house in the magic city was now empty.
After they came out, it was suitable for them to live in a world of two.
Yang Li was smiling all the way, using all the skills he learned from his acting teacher to tease Yu Hongshi.
The latter tried his best to keep a straight face until Yang Li's little hand began to scrape his inner thigh...
"Hey, you've used all your acting skills on me." Yu Hongshi didn't hold back, parked the car directly on the side of the road, held her in his arms and drove the portal home.
A spark flashed, and the two of them rolled directly onto the bed. Then while groping each other, Yu Hongshi discovered that Yang Li was squeezing his nose and sniffing everywhere.
"Are you... exercising your five senses? You still want to become a Saint!"
Yang Li pouted, "Let me smell if there is any feminine smell on you."
Yu Hongshi stopped and asked, "Did someone tell you something? With your little head, you should act like I am just a good-looking woman and all those coquettish bitches should step aside!"
"Hey, what kind of image do they have in your mind?"
"Then what do you smell?"
"She is naturally beautiful. She was born as a village beauty. She stood out in the talent show because of her good looks!"
"Then what do you smell?"
"She is one of the top 100 most beautiful faces in the world, and her appearance is recognized by netizens as explosive!"
"Then what do you smell?"
"Can you not mention the matter of sniffing? My nose is just itchy, so why don't you do it? Be serious!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, why are you so anxious?" Yu Hongshi continued to move, and asked at the same time: "Then why are you dressing up deliberately? Oh, you are also wearing high-quality silk!"
"you……"
Yang Li hit Yu Hongshi on the bridge of the nose with a carp thrust, and then covered his red forehead as if he was about to cry in anger.
Yu Hongshi rubbed it distressedly, and with the movement, Yang Li finally calmed down, as if a boneless rag doll was hanging on him, "The general said, let me catch you, don't let the coquettish bitches from other worlds steal your home."
!”
"Then don't grab randomly, and be more careful with your hands... Well, the general said that? He didn't say the reason?"
"No."
Yu Hongshi was helpless, that guy should know something, but he always looked very confident. If he didn't want to say it, he definitely wouldn't say it. It was useless for anyone to force him.
"It's okay. I'll go to another world tomorrow and ask knowledgeable people."
"Then I'm going too!"
"Are you sure you can still get out of bed tomorrow?"
"Your expression is so vulgar. It suddenly makes me feel forced. How can your acting skills be so good?"
"This is called sentiment!"
"Then... do you want me to change into a set of golden holy clothes? That thing should be able to be taken down and worn piece by piece, right?"
"..." Yu Hongshi (;￢￢) "Let's not talk about acting skills, but your imagination is better than mine!"
…
In the afternoon of the next day, Yu Hongshi led Yang Li into the temporary base, only to see Lani walking towards them.
"Has a decision been made?"
Lani nodded, "I plan to go back and end the Shattered War first no matter what. As for who will be the king and who will become a god... we can actually talk about it!"
Yu Hongshi suddenly understood what she meant, "Hahahaha, this can be considered as stepping out of the outside world, okay! I will create a condition for you to sit together and talk, and then you will solve your own family affairs.
"
"Thanks."
"You're welcome, but I have to wait a moment. I'm going to another world."
After Yu Hongshi finished speaking, he took Yang Li and left. Lani watched but did not follow. When he turned the corner, Menggert appeared, looking at Yu Hongshi's back in the distance with a strange expression, "A mortal dares to compete with a demigod for a partner...
…This world is simply unreasonable.”
Lani rolled her eyes at him, "Humph, people who have children by themselves are the most unreasonable!"
Menggete was speechless, woman, you are too filial!
Yu Hongshi had no idea that he had been labeled as unreasonable. He just said hello to the soldiers of the special forces team and then entered the Marvel world.
The alien gate was originally placed at Kama Taj, but now when I go out, I see mages practicing magic in the square outside.
Yang Li looked at the way those mages were pulling out sparks in a strange way, "Do all secret arts make sparks fly like this?"
"It's because they don't control their magic power well enough."
A magnetic voice came, and Yang Li turned around to see a bald woman wearing a beige long gown, pouring tea.
Yu Hongshi found a futon and sat down in a familiar manner, and Yang Li followed suit, still sitting with her legs on one side like a lady.
Yu Hongshi rolled his eyes and looked up at Gu Yi, "What's going on outside now?"
Ancient One smiled and said, "Hydra's people have exposed their traces. Nick Fury was assassinated two days ago. If you go out now, you might be able to catch up and watch the fun."
"Hey, I'm not interested! You know what I'm going to do, go straight to the high end." Yu Hongshi took a sip of tea and had to say that Gu Yi was good at making tea.
Gu Yi smiled, looked at Yang Li and asked, "Are you here for vacation?"
"You don't know what we're here for?"
Ancient One shook his head and picked up the Eye of Agamotto on his chest. "I rarely use the Time Stone to peek into the future, especially for a seeker like you, who is not a multiverse world. I want to spy on you."
The future requires too much karma, and it’s not worth it. Besides... your understanding of time and space seems not to be weak, and spying on your future is risky for you."
"Okay, then I'll tell you." Yu Hongshi pulled Yang Li over, "This is my family. Yesterday she suddenly took the initiative..."
Yang Li was confused, can you talk to others about this kind of thing casually? But then he was very happy. If a man takes his girlfriend to meet friends, it means that he is more or less serious about you and doesn't mind showing it to you.
His life. And this bald woman looks like a boss at first glance, which means something different.
But after hearing this, Gu Yi suddenly became happy, and his smiling tongue could be seen. Yang Li blushed, "Is this... very funny?"
Gu Yi waved his hand, "I don't mean anything else. I just heard about your experiences there and remembered that there are some things you don't know yet. In fact, this is a normal phenomenon."
"How do you say it?" Yu Hongshi picked up the tea cup and was a little surprised.
"A general is someone who is about to reach perfection in cultivating the Hundred Phases of the Ancient World. This kind of perfection is not something you practice in seclusion and practice unique skills. Only you know whether you are good or not after you leave. The Hundred Phases of the Ancient World involves too many laws. That is to say, when he is about to reach perfection,
At that time, the entire universe will know that such a perfect and ruthless character was born."
Yu Hongshi was stunned for a moment, then looked serious and cold, "Does everyone know? Does that mean that the tower defense mode in the game has been turned on, and we are about to face countless enemies who want to cause destruction?"
Gu Yi shook his head in a funny voice, "Don't be so nervous. What do you think of the Prime Minister? Do you think there are many people who are about to achieve perfection? Let me tell you, there are no masters like him in the entire universe who are infinitely close to perfection and are only separated by time.
There won’t be a second one. Who would offend such a strong man without any grudges? Besides, everyone’s cultivation is not the same, so there is no point in offending him.”
Yu Hongshi frowned slightly, "What about those people who practice the same ancient and ancient forms?"
Gu Yi filled up the tea cup again, "Don't be nervous, I met the general once. At that time, he was in a very peaceful state, and he obviously didn't have any enemies. And the natural enemies are nothing more than those who seek the Tao in all aspects of the prehistoric era. But in the prehistoric era,
Things like Baixiang are inherently profound. Those who are shallow can’t even see the way forward. It doesn’t matter if they have generals or not. Those who are profound would have already achieved perfection if they wanted to. But they are just stuck there with no hope of making any progress. So here we go.
There’s not much chance of finding trouble.”
Yu Hongshi thought the same thing, the dragon clan were all seekers of truth, but no one could see anyone killing each other every day.
Gu Yi continued: "Another point is that if one of the same kind of seekers achieves perfection, the rules they represent will be strengthened, and those seekers will also become stronger, and according to the rules, they will naturally become stronger.
He belongs to the general's family. Well, you can think of him as a noble in terms of rules. Haha, from now on you can use your chin to look at people when you go out. It's awesome!"
Yu Hongshi chuckled, using the same example of Bai Xiang Long. If he achieves perfection, then all the dragons will follow his lead. Similarly, the dragons will also become nobles at the level of rules and can walk sideways in the universe.
Seeing that Yu Hongshi understood, Gu Yi continued: "In addition, if a seeker of the same kind becomes a noble, then his original bloodline and power will become a royal family! To use an Eastern saying, that's it.
, a person can achieve enlightenment, a chicken or a dog can ascend to heaven. But generals are special because they have no bloodline, so the force they belong to will become the role of the royal family. And who is the most special among this force?"
Gu Yi asked meaningfully, and Yang Li next to him had already started to glare at him. Sure enough, the general was right, there will be countless coquettish bitches trying to seduce you in the future!