He Zhao woke up from the cold floor. Don't ask where the sofa was. He just ate it. He slowly exhaled and played the simulation scene [Three Religions and Nine Streams] for the third time. The big waves of SS that appeared one after another were really exciting.
Hemp claws.
Lord Howling Yuan who is stuck on the second level of the spiritual world, and Li Feng who is hiding in the City God's Temple to make secret plans. None of these two guys are easy to mess with. In comparison, Zha Cai Li and Gao Damo are more or less...
Some are not in the mainstream, a younger brother within a younger brother.
If it weren't for a certain idiot who naively thought that in order to survive, he had no defense against him. Whether that righteous backstab would have succeeded is anyone's guess.
In the upper left corner of the line of sight, a series of information prompts pop up.
【GAME OVER】
[Congratulations on surviving for 42 days, 13 hours, 8 minutes and 54 seconds,]
[Rating: A-]
[Enemies killed: Zha Caili (1), Gao Da Mo (1), City God (1), Lord Howling Yuan's projection (1), Wrongful Soul (300)]
[The game is over, and the "Remaining Souls" entered by the player has been retained. 】
【Can I play back the simulation career?】
"No no no."
Replay Der and see how heroic he stabs his enemy in the back?
"Hey, it's time for the non-chiefs and the European emperors again."
[Three Religions and Nine Streams] Two big waves of SS, maybe something good can be drawn out.
What if he meant what if, if you get a bug-like badge, practice skills, or magical powers, you'll make a fortune.
Corpses, sacrificial vessels, sundries, Xiaobo SS, Dabo SS and other people or objects are lined up in front of you one by one, waiting for the start of the lottery.
"Simulator, pump it for me!"
The bamboo tube reflected in the void shook slightly, and a bamboo stick was thrown out of it and fell to the ground.
"Crack!"
He couldn't wait to look through it and saw that it said - [Part 1], and a stack of "banknotes" came into view.
This stuff is so familiar, free prostitute coupons.
[Congratulations to the player, you got——ticket*10.]
"Guarantee, right? Simulator, you'd better guarantee that I can draw 10 cards every time I pass the level, otherwise you will be my grandson!"
The more tickets, the better. As long as you draw them, you won’t lose money and you will earn money.
If the first round of lottery draws had ten tickets every time, he would be able to wake up from his dream with a smile.
"Come on, come on, continue."
The bamboo stick shook in the void, and a bamboo stick fell. Turning it over, it read - [上上].
The scene freezes at the moment when Li Yong is holding a dragoon revolver with a fierce face, looking like he is killing someone in a rage.
[Congratulations to the player, you have obtained the portable equipment - M1848 Dragoon revolver! 】
"Crack!"
A revolver fell from the void and landed in front of him. He reached out and gently touched the blue patterns on the gun body and the exquisitely carved wooden handle.
[Spiritual Messenger], activated.
[M1848 Dragoon revolver (portable), (six rounds of projectiles): high power, fast rate of fire, extremely low failure rate. It is indestructible, cannot be lost, and can activate random special effects.
After the projectiles are consumed, six will be restored after 24 hours. In addition, the projectiles can not only kill people, but also repel the enemies who come to seek your life, buying you precious time to escape.
(Note: Portability means that you can bring it into any simulation scene by paying the equivalent amount of simulation coins. Each time you enter the simulator, you can only bring in one piece of equipment.
Before you pull the trigger of the revolver, you never know what effect it will trigger. The random special effects are armor breaking, dragon's breath, explosion, blinding, shock, and anesthesia.)】
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This gun is a bit awesome, not only does it automatically restore ammunition, but it can also repel sharp enemies, and it has six random special effects. Unfortunately, it would be even better if it added a silent attribute.
Simulator: "."
“Strike while the iron is hot!”
The tube shook, then fell to the ground with a splat.
Turning it over, I saw it said "UP, UP, UP" on it.
"Hey, three signatures?"
At the same time, the scene freezes on Li Feng, who is covered in golden light and has a calm and confident expression.
[Congratulations to the player, you have won the title——City God of City Program Error!]
"???"
Your emulator has been invaded by a virus, and a program error has occurred.
He hurriedly checked the title, but you can't default on it, otherwise I will have to sue you!
[City God (Title): The chief official of the Yin God of a place, in charge of the fortune, wealth and longevity of local creatures, and the capture of evildoers. After wearing it, in a life-and-death struggle, the Judge's Pen automatically falls into the hand, rewarding good and punishing evil.
(Note: Before this title can take effect, you must build a City God's Temple that belongs to you. A statue based on you sits in the main hall and accepts the incense offerings from local creatures. In addition, you cannot force him/her to believe in you.)
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For a moment, two words flashed through his mind - Incense!!
That is a good thing, it can speed up cultivation and has no side effects. However, if you are picky, it is not impossible.
After he used incense to practice, he became a little lazy and didn't want to work hard anymore. He always thought about making money and bought some incense.
He Zhao picked up his cell phone and made a call to Henry Zhang.
There is a saying that goes well: if something happens, the disciple will do his best.
"Hey, Ah Xuan. I'm going to die looking for someone to make me the tallest statue of a god? Who do you listen to? What, why should I make a statue of a god if I'm not dead? Do you care? I'm happy with it, Taishizu.
By the way, which hall on our Longhu Mountain has the most incense? Leave a place for me. If there is no place? Then clear out a god, and then put my statue up!
Remember, Taishizu, I want the best position and make my statue much higher than other gods. Why? Of course it makes me look majestic, so many people will offer incense to me.
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After a pause, he continued.
"As for the priesthood, let me talk about it too much and too much. Asking for children, getting rich, curing diseases, removing disasters, blessings. Anyway, as long as it is a good aspect, the more the merrier.
When the statue of the god is made, you hold a grand ceremony and invite me in. Be sure to let the entire Central District know that an almighty god is here!
What are you talking about? Isn't it good? The god who asked you to leave the hall may blame you. Fart, if he really dares to come to you, you ask him to come to me, and I will have a good chat with him and see if I can kill him.
His head.”
"Dudududu"
Zhengyi, the current Heavenly Master, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
He really couldn't understand why Taishizu was so crazy that he insisted on making a statue of himself and placing it in a hall filled with incense and enjoying the worship of the world.
After much thought, no one of the gods seems appropriate to replace!
"Hey, senior brother, why are you looking so sad?"
Several senior juniors saw his sad face and couldn't help asking curiously.
"Oh, don't mention it. There is a problem and I can't think of a solution."
"Hey, senior brother. The closed disciple I accepted not long ago said something very reasonable to me. Maybe it can solve your problem."
"Oh, tell me quickly!" Henry Zhang's eyes suddenly lit up. The disciples accepted by his junior brother must be the group of powerful children from all over the world. They have been exposed to it since childhood, and their thinking must be more flexible than that of an old antique like himself.
"Since we can't solve the problem, we can solve the problem." The gray-haired old man said with a proud look on his face.
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The Heavenly Master was silent for a long time, looking at his junior brother as if looking at a fool.
"Grandmaster Tai told me to make a statue for him."
The teacher's face changed. I don't know why, but his legs were shaking a little.
"He also said to find a hall with strong incense and put the statue in it."
"Gudong——"
Henry Zhang's junior brother swallowed again, feeling vaguely that something was wrong.
"The key is, there is a carrot and a pit. I told the old man that there is no place. Guess what he said?"
"What? What did you say?"
"Since there is no place, then clear out a god and make room for him."
"!!"
Junior brothers, their scalps are numb, you are so arrogant.
But when I think about how my great master has stirred up troubles in the recent period, I feel like it’s nothing.
"When you invite a statue of a god, hold a grand ceremony and be sure to let the entire Central District know about it. As for the priesthood, the more the better, and all good things will be added to you."
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Everyone fell into silence. Are you not afraid of being crushed to death by a large number of priests?
"Okay, now please go and deal with Grand Master Taizu."
"Sorry to bother you, farewell!"
"Chiliu——"
A large number of senior juniors disappeared in front of Henry Zhang with a sudden sound, leaving several sarcastic remarks before leaving.
"It's better to leave this kind of thing to our senior brother!"
"Who said you are the current Heavenly Master?"
"There is a saying that goes well: Those who are capable should work harder."
On the other side, He Zhao was rubbing his hands, preparing to smoke a few big ones to show the simulator what it means to be a born European emperor.