249 [No, the five masters fell into the cesspool! 】
"Hiss!"
There was a sound of tearing clothes, and He Zhao held the strip of cloth in his hand, feeling miraculous about the clothes of the God of Incense.
It's obviously not a human being, but it feels and feels the same as a normal human body, and even the clothes he wears are real. The power of incense and vows is truly extraordinary.
"I, I, I, am the night patrol god under the City God. You, you, you, if you, if, then, that, that, that, that, whatever, I will definitely not let you go."
He threatened in a stagnant tone, his tone not at all fierce and domineering, but rather a bit inexplicably guilty.
Why don't you let three ferocious Dharma images be pressed against the wall, and there is a strong man with a strong back and waist stripping off his clothes, looking like he wants to "do" something.
Even if you are a yin god, you can't stand it. If you come out to fool around, no one should have any shame.
Especially Young Master He's eyes are full of possessiveness?
Having been a charioteer for decades, he has never seen such a weird person.
Longyang is popular in the Daqing Kingdom, and is basically a handsome boy.
The god of incense and fire named Li Cheng is a big man with a long beard. Can anyone like this?
In fact, He got distracted.
The person surnamed He is not coveted for his beauty, but he wants to devour the god who is pressed against the wall. Let's not talk about "Incense Shinto", the other five spells are really mouth-watering.
In addition to the "Intimidation Technique", immobilization, invisibility, walking through walls, and shrinking to the ground are all of great use.
As a Qi practitioner, he doesn't know how to use magic with both hands. If you say it, it will make people laugh.
"Chiliu"
He wiped the saliva that had flowed out and tried his best to control himself so as not to swallow it all in one gulp.
After all, he is a god under the command of the City God, so it is only a small thing to eat the other party. If Li Feng is lured out of the temple to seek revenge, it will be very bad.
This fashionable guy is no match for anyone else. If a fight breaks out, he will definitely be the one to suffer.
After all, he is the clone projection of Lord Howling Yuan and can fight head-on.
"Where did you hide your pen?"
At the critical moment, He Zhao asked.
When the Night Patrol God heard this, he felt as if he had ascended from hell to heaven.
It’s okay if you don’t like Longyang’s goodness!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
In great sorrow and joy, He burst into tears.
If you want a pen, just ask.
Why are you tearing off other people's clothes and drooling over my body?
A straight brush suddenly appeared from the void.
Without saying anything, he picked up his pen and took a look at Wang Wu's life and scribbled it down.
Get promoted and make a fortune?
You are so beautiful!
Then, he re-wrote a line of small characters in green script.
[On the morning of the 16th, I accidentally fell into a manure pit while going to the toilet and drowned.]
"Comfortable."
After thinking for a while, he turned back to his page.
Die young, check it out and rewrite it.
[Long life of a hundred years, all your dreams come true, many wives and concubines, many children and grandchildren.]
Then, I changed all my family members one after another.
Four generations living under one roof, longevity and longevity, etc., it seems like you have to add more to it as if you don’t need money.
In short, highlight one word!
The Night Patrol God watched helplessly as the ruthless man ticked and ticked all over the copy of the Book of Life and Death, unable to stop him.
Even if I walk out tonight intact, I'm afraid it won't be easy to explain when I return to the City God's Temple.
Alas, what a sin!
On the other side, someone became more and more addicted to writing, and once wanted to "send" away all the damned people in Jincheng. However, he suddenly stopped.
It's not that my conscience has discovered that I am afraid that the God who has not escaped will not be able to do business when I go back.
But if too many people die tomorrow, the City God will definitely ask about it.
Suddenly, he modified the copy of the Book of Life and Death. Wouldn't it be noticed by others?
Don’t write it in vain!
"Forget it, forget it."
He threw the scroll and straight-brush pen towards the Night Patrol God, looking uninterested.
"Destiny is determined by heaven. What can you do if you change the book of life and death? As the saying goes, the King of Hell wants you to die at the third watch. Who dares to leave someone until the fifth watch? What is supposed to come will always come.
Once you escape the disaster, even if you don't paint your life, you will naturally become blessed with good fortune and longevity. If you can't escape, you will still have to die if you write a lot of flowers in your life."
People have to bow their heads under the eaves. Now the people in front of them are not interested in Him. Maybe when they are interested, what will happen?
It's better to say something nice than to be a boring gourd.
"Okay, I'm not sexually interested in you. Tell me, why did you come to my house?"
"call"
The Night Patrol God breathed a sigh of relief. After working hard for a long time, he could finally talk about something serious.
"While patrolling, my subordinates noticed that an heretic demon had arrived in your He Mansion. Therefore, I came here to capture it."
"Are you the only one who is a god?"
He Zhao frowned, it wasn't that he looked down on the other party.
With the strength of the Six Desire Demons, a mere incense god may not be able to take it down, and the characters on both sides may have to be turned over.
It's hard to say who will save whom among them.
"We don't have enough troops. In the entire Jincheng for eighty years, we have gathered only a thousand Yin soldiers. As early as ten days ago, heretic demons invaded our city repeatedly. At the beginning, we were able to do it with ease.
As time goes by, there are more and more evil spirits. Now, we can barely maintain patrols and vigilance, and dividing our troops to capture them is not enough. I heard that there were evil spirits invading He Mansion, so I hurried over."
He was telling the truth. After receiving the news, he used the Shukuchi Technique and hurried on his way.
Otherwise, it would be impossible to cast a body-holding spell, and a frightening spell would render you completely incapable of resisting.
Otherwise, you will have to struggle a few times.
"No, are you sure you have fought against the Six Desire Demon? You may not be able to defeat its strength."
"???"
The Night Patrol God was confused, who is the Six Desire Demon?
Then, He immediately realized that he might be talking about heretic demons.
"No way. Although they are powerful, they are far from being invincible even to me, right?"
"What are the characteristics of the evil spirit you speak of?"
He Zhao noticed something was wrong and immediately asked.
"It seems weird but not weird! The main method is possession. The possessed manpower is huge, and the whole body is like forged steel. And with the power of coldness around him, ordinary Yin soldiers are no match at all.
Anyone who is possessed by a possessed person will have his internal organs corroded into black mucus and lose all his soul after the evil spirit escapes. I can fix it with one move of the Holding Technique, but unfortunately I can't use the Stunning Technique.
This is also the reason why I say that evil spirits appear to be treacherous but not treacherous. The technique of intimidation can not only summon the souls of people, but can also have an effect on treacherous creatures."
"No, the demon I met tonight. Possession is not the main method. It can transform the body into reality. When in the physical form, it has great strength and ghostly speed. It is protected by scale armor on the outside, which is much harder than fine steel."
After the words fell, everyone frowned.
"They are getting stronger little by little!" X2, both sides exclaimed at the same time.
"It's been so difficult for more than ten days. If you give them a while, I'm afraid they won't go to heaven." The Night Patrol God murmured to himself, feeling that the matter was getting serious.
"Mr. He, can you let me go? This matter is serious and must be reported to the City God as soon as possible for response."
"Okay."
He Zhao waved his hand, and the three Dharma ministers drooled and reluctantly released the hand holding the God of Incense.
Alas, let us take a bite and talk about it.
"Thank you!"
He cupped his fists and saluted, then hurried out.
"What happens tonight is known to God and earth, you know it and I know it."
"I know, I know."
The night patrol god stepped forward and disappeared. Looking closely, he saw that the figure had already walked to the courtyard gate.
"Shrinkage Technique"!
Although it is not as good as Tiangang's magical power "Hidden Abyss and Shrinking the Earth", it is better because it is easy to learn and consumes less. For example, after he obtained it, he used all his strength and only shrunk a few centimeters.
"The Yinshen of Jincheng in this period have a strong sense of responsibility and are hard-working and hard-working. Li Feng, Li Feng, how did you end up on the wrong path?" He touched his chin, confused.
Knowing the whole leopard at a glance, the Night Patrol God heard the news about the Yin soldiers and immediately came to He Mansion to prepare to capture the evil spirits without any fear. As you can imagine, the City God is definitely not someone who can just muddle along.
"sleep."
If you can’t figure it out, stop thinking about it.
Seeing that there were only a few hours left before dawn, he no longer wanted to practice hard. After struggling all night, he finally found a plate of delicious snacks, but he could only look at them but not eat them.
Turn sadness and anger into sleepiness and take a good rest.
There was no words for a night, and in a blink of an eye it was dawn.
Due to his strong mental value, he opened his eyes after dawn, got up, dressed and washed.
Originally, the family assigned him a maid, so he had someone to take care of him in daily life.
But apart from being taken care of by his own mother when he was a child, He Zhao has always grown up independently and is really not used to it.
Of course, the more important thing is that in his previous life, he never had a little girl by his side. He really doesn't like others to help him dress and wash his face, which makes him feel like a waste.
He Wangzu hoped that his son would become a successful man all his life. For the sake of his son's physical and mental health, he set a rule in the house that no maids, including personal servants, were allowed before the age of sixteen!
The former is because the son is afraid that when his son grows up and becomes capable, he will be unable to bear it any longer. Or the woman serving the young master wants to get on top and climb onto the bed, thus injuring Yuanyang.
The latter is because the affairs of Longyang in the Daqing Kingdom are somewhat prosperous. It is said that there is a well-known alley in the capital where the emperor lives, and the backbone of it is the male and female branch.
If you spend a lot of time with your personal servant and can't find a woman, you will get angry. If your son is self-taught and uses an iron rod to stir things up, he will be very angry to death.
Why is the old man so clean?
hehe.
Whoever has never been young and has all the five poisons is He Wangzu.
Of course, after donating his official position, he made a lot of corrections and concentrated on making money. Making money is a bit vulgar, but it is better than going to a brothel every day and causing a lot of trouble in such a big mansion.
It was still Ergouzi who led him to the dining hall for dinner.
Normally, Mr. He would start dinner when he arrived and would not wait for his sons. He was the master. There were more than a hundred mouths in the house, all relying on him to eat.
Today is different from the past.
Young Master He was the last to arrive and found that Mr. Cheap and his aunts did not use their chopsticks.
Everyone sat upright and waited for him without saying a word.
"Haha, my Qilin'er is here? Sit down quickly, sit down quickly. Today I have your favorite rice cake. I specially asked the cooks to make it last night."
Good guy, you have shown your strength, Mr. He really licked it.
Well, after all, those in the officialdom would have been eaten alive if they didn't have a good brush and a thick skin.
Under the warm greeting of his biological father, He Zhao sat on the chair. Everyone, without exception, looked at him.
"Eat, just like before, just as usual."
He is indeed good at beer, but there is no need to show off in front of his family.
How can you kill your whole family over a trivial matter?
"Hey, I'm telling you, madam, you are worrying too much. Look at our Qilin'er, how can he not recognize his own family members? Besides, I rarely interfere with the affairs of the house, but I have a clear mind. You , never treated anyone badly."
He Wangzu hugged his wife Wang Lan and laughed.
"By the way, many homes were attacked last night, including your uncle's palace. Later, Zhao'er and your eldest brother will go to visit together."
In the past, there was definitely no second son.
But after what happened yesterday, the eldest son who needs interrogation is absolutely indispensable to him.
Of course, Mr. He felt that his second son looked down on the family property. But he had to show an attitude and make his son feel valued.
In the future, the He family may ask for help from their bastard.
"What's the attitude of the prefect?"
The second son, who has the most say in the world, most likely to become an immortal, opened his mouth, and the father hurriedly replied.
"I wrote a note and rushed it to the capital for 800 miles. I said that I would invite people from Qintian Prison to eliminate demons and protect the Tao."
"Qin Tian Jian?"
Young Master He Er knows that this is equivalent to the ancient National Observatory, which is responsible for observing astronomical phenomena and promulgating calendars. It has a chief and deputy supervisors, and there are three supervisors for spring, summer, mid-autumn, and winter.
"Well, in the past, I would have wondered why a group of people were invited to observe the weather. Last night, I saw a strange black shadow with my own eyes. I am afraid that the Qintian Prison is some kind of secret department similar to the Sticky Rod Department."
"Dad, what's the sticky area for?" the fifth son asked curiously.
After hearing this, Mr. He started to popularize science with great interest.
"The so-called sticky sticks mean that the living environment of large families is better. In addition to more houses, there are more trees. In summer, there are also many cicadas. In order not to disturb the master's rest, the servants have to use sticks to stick them."
"I know, sometimes I go to stick cicadas with Gou Shengzi and the others!" He Han raised his hands and shouted, with an expression as if he was quick to praise me.
"Don't interrupt, listen to me. There is no such thing as a wealthy family, let alone a royal palace. So, an organization specializing in adhering to cicadas was born, and over time it was called Guangan Department. Later, a prince decided to target them.
On the surface, under the guise of Nian Zhizhi, he secretly probed for information. After that, the prince successfully ascended the throne, and with his sticky skills, he naturally became a popular department. "
Everyone looked like they were suddenly enlightened and gave the old man a big compliment.
After the whole family finished their meal in a lively manner, He Zhao followed his eldest brother to visit the palace.
"well!"
"Why is the elder brother sighing?"
Regarding his brother's inquiry, He Lei explained.
"Your kid usually only hangs out in school, bookstores, and at home. Naturally, he doesn't know what our uncle is. I really don't want to go!"
"To be precise, my eldest uncle is fine. Only my fifth uncle is not engaged in human affairs. My fifth uncle and my father have the same rank, and have the official position of Commander-in-Chief. He has five hundred soldiers under his command and is in charge of public security around Jincheng.
This man is evil-minded, and among the three hegemons in Jincheng, only the Wang family has been scolded the most. You can imagine how bad their reputation is. It is true that my father is making money, but he is making money from businessmen and wealthy households."
After the words fell, the two of them arrived at the palace.
When they got off the car, they saw a handsome middle-aged man standing at the door of the house to greet them.
This person is none other than their cheap uncle Wang Ying.
"Uncle!"
The two of them saluted and did not wait for Wang Ying to step forward.
I saw a person running from the house, shouting as he ran.
"It's not good! Grandpa Wu fell into the manure pit!"