The girl looked at me in surprise and said, "How did you tell?"
I shrugged and said, "This is very simple. Your suitcase is a bit heavy. I feel like there should be a lot of books in it!"
At this time, Li Tian couldn't help but chuckled and said: "Yao Mei'er, you don't know, Zhu Er is good at fortune telling, how can this be difficult for him?"
The girl looked at me in surprise again and said, "Really? Do you really know how to tell fortunes?"
When it comes to fortune telling, of course I know how to tell fortunes. Although in the eyes of Master, I am just getting started, there is no problem in fooling ordinary people.
So I confidently said: "Well, of course it's true. I can help you calculate it for free, and you'll know if it's accurate!"
You know that taking the train is very boring. With such a beautiful girl, of course I am happy to chat with her to pass the time.
Fortune telling is also for entertainment. Another thing is that Master said that I need to practice more to get better and better.
This is also an opportunity for experience.
The girl probably saw that I was so simple, so she didn't have any precautions, so she told me her name and birthday.
It turned out that this girl's name was Xia Xue, and she was three years older than me. I pretended to be pretentious and started counting with my fingers.
Soon I was really done with it.
This is also an opportunity to test my numerology skills, and I take it very seriously.
I looked into Xia Xue's eyes and said seriously: "Comrade Xia Xue, if my calculations are correct, your parents were no longer together when you were five years old. You lived with your mother. When you were eight years old, you almost
You lost your life due to an accident, but this time it was a near miss. Your grades have been very good since elementary school, and you should be the first in the class. There is no possibility of second place."
At this time, I saw that Xia Xue's face changed, and her mouth opened into an O shape. I knew at a glance that I must have calculated it right, otherwise Xia Xue would not be like this.
It should be noted that a large part of fortune-telling requires observation of words and expressions. Fortune tellers in the world all have a set of words, but I use real fortune-telling, so there is no need to rely on clichés and deception.
Xia Xue said after a long while: "Um, did you really calculate it? How come it's not bad at all? I'm a little doubtful, do you know me and are familiar with my family?"
I nodded and said, "Of course this is calculated. I even calculated that you have a birthmark on your left waist. All this information is written in your horoscope!"
This time it was even worse, Xia Xue blushed slightly after hearing this and did not dare to look at me, for fear that I would have X-ray eyes and see everything for her.
But at this time, a person next to him stood up and said: "Little girl, don't believe him. He is a charlatan. Fortune telling and fortune telling are all feudal superstitions. You can't believe him!"
When I saw this man, he looked about forty or fifty years old, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. He looked like a teacher or some kind of scholar or expert.
But this man was sick, and he was already terminally ill, so I didn't bother to argue with him, so I didn't speak.
But my companion couldn't stand it any longer. Wang Qiang stood up and said angrily: "What are you talking about? What a charlatan? How could Zhu Er be a charlatan? He never calculates his mistakes. We all in Candle Village know that!"
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After hearing this, the man adjusted his glasses and said seriously: "What do you country people know? If you can calculate people's fate, then there is no need to work hard. You must believe in science and read more, young people!"
I don’t know why, but at this time Xia Xue took the initiative to stand up and said to the person: "But his calculation was really accurate just now, not bad at all. I do have a birthmark on my left waist, and everything else is also very accurate!"
At this point, the man didn't know how to deal with it. He was so angry that he said incoherently: "Oh, people's hearts are old. You don't know that you were deceived. Little girl, I was kindly reminding you, but it's not my fault.
Mind your own business!”
When I heard that I was not happy, I said to the man: "Old comrade, I am not attacking you. You are sick, and it is very serious. You'd better seek happiness for yourself!"
Although I will go to ancient times to pray for you to help this person and cure his disease, the master said that Taoist doctors have three incurable problems. One of them is that unbelievers will not be cured, and the other is that Taoist doctors will not take the initiative.
Tell the patient, you are sick and I can cure it.
The man thought I was cursing him. When he heard this, he blushed with anger and said angrily: "Young man, haven't you learned to respect the elderly and love the young? You cursed me like this with bad intentions. I am a university professor."
, I won’t argue with you, I hope you can take care of yourself!”
I shook my head and said, "I'm not cursing you, but I tell you the truth because I feel sorry for you. Forget it if you don't believe me, I won't argue with you!"
Xia Xue didn't know that I had medical skills. When she saw that I was quarreling with that person, she persuaded him: "Zhu, Comrade Zhu, please stop talking. You can't curse others like this. This is wrong!"
I looked at Xia Xue and said seriously: "I didn't curse him. He is really sick, and he won't live long, maybe three months at most!"
Hearing this, the man almost didn't rush over to fight me, but he was really angry.
He pointed at me and said in a trembling voice: "You, you, are so angry with me that I, a professor at Shuijian Zhong University, was humiliated by a slut like you!"
At this time, the passengers on the bus also tried to persuade us both.
After all, peace is the most valuable thing when you are away from home.
Li Tian stood up and said: "Zhu Er doesn't talk nonsense, he has medical skills, Wang Qiang and I can prove it!"
Shui Jianzhong said loudly: "Okay, young man, tell me what disease I have and what symptoms I have. If you can't tell me how ugly I am, this matter won't end today!"
It's really scary for a university professor to actually pick a fight with someone.
I don't know now how powerful this university professor is or how high his status is. I only know that he is indeed seriously ill and won't live long.
So in the midst of everyone's questioning, I slowly said: "Okay, I'll tell you, don't blame me. In the past two years, you have often suffered from pain in your right rib, and you can't sleep well at night. Most of the time, you just
I can sleep for three or four hours, and my sleep is not deep and I wake up easily. Am I right?"
Shui Jianzhong's expression changed and he said anxiously: "Go on!"
I knew I was right, so I became more confident.
"In addition to these symptoms, you also have problems with your diet. You eat less and less, and you don't have much appetite. Therefore, your face looks different from others. It has a waxy yellow color and a dead gray color. And you
My eyes are red, this is a sign that my life is not long." I said with absolute certainty.
At this time, Shui Jianzhong probably believed what I said. He actually lowered his attitude and said, "You can tell without checking your pulse. How is this possible?"