A few seagulls flapped their wings and gracefully sailed past the yacht with their clear cries.
Yao Xiaobao was held by the nanny, opened his arms, and babbled out sometimes clear and sometimes vague syllables, as if he was greeting seagulls.
Yao Yuan was at the stern of the boat, wearing a straw hat, applying sunscreen, and was concentrating on fishing. The 50-meter-long yacht seemed to be anchored between the sky and the sea, already quite far away from the port.
This yacht was booked in advance just for the Spring Festival vacation.
Luxury houses, airplanes, and yachts are commonly known as the three-piece suit for rich people. In fact, this is just the entry standard. There are other developments around the world, such as the domestic Evergrande Song and Dance Troupe, and the foreign Loli Island...
Yao Yuan also pursues material conditions, but not so exaggeratedly.
For example, Jack Ma built an 88-meter-long superyacht in Spain and named it "Zen". It took 4 years to build and cost 1.3 billion yuan, and the annual maintenance fee is 100 million yuan.
Like Evergrande, it also has a 60-meter-long yacht.
Yao Yuan's one was only 50 meters long. Because of the fast delivery, he bought it without considering anything else. The inner cabin has 3 sets of double bedrooms, 2 sets of bathrooms, kitchen, hall, entertainment room, open-air balcony, etc., which can satisfy the requirements of long distances.
travel needs.
"How many fish did you catch after you sat there for a long time?"
Yinyin's voice came from behind, and Yao Yuan said without looking back: "If I catch this one and two more, I will have three fish!"
"That's really cool. Just go ahead and fish for me. I'll make fish for you in the evening."
Yinyin curled her lips, walked to the side to take a look, reached out and pulled off her big white T-shirt, and then took off her shorts, revealing a black swimsuit.
Her skin used to be slightly dark, but now she has not deliberately whitened it, but it has just turned into a beautiful wheat color. Her never-ending exercise has kept her body as strong as she was when she was young, and after giving birth to a child, it has added a somewhat mature charm.
She stepped on the spiral staircase that was lowered into the sea, jumped in with a splash, and swam several times like a mermaid.
Then, not satisfied, I put down the motorboat that came with the boat and went out on the waves myself...
“So much energy!”
Yao Yuan was very envious. It was not like he could only sit here fishing and couldn't catch any fish. After spending a while, he simply stopped fishing and ran to the bow of the boat to sunbathe with Yao Xiaobao in his arms.
Lying down, wearing big glasses, crossed his legs, holding a straw hat in his hand, he muttered: "Mom, the older you get, the more interested you are in off-roading. Yesterday, you told me that you wanted to learn to fly a helicopter and buy one for fun."
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"Your mother seems to like this place very much. It looks like a retirement home."
"New Zealand is good, but there are so many interesting countries in the world. I still thought about my family of three traveling around the world before the epidemic, including Italy, Spain, Northern Europe, Egypt, Argentina... Hey, everyone likes Messi now, but who knows me?
This generation’s first love for Argentina is actually Batistuta!”
"Get down on the ground Situ Tower!"
"It's Batistuta!"
"Giggle!"
Yao Xiaobao imitates his father and lies down, wearing children's sunglasses and a flowery dress, crossing his legs and swaying jiojio.
"You are happy if you can understand something? Do you know what an epidemic is?"
"Epidemic!"
"You will have to wear a mask when going out, and there will be scary nucleic acids!"
"Goose sour, gurgle!"
"ha!"
Yao Yuan put a straw hat on her face and smiled unconsciously: "Grow up slowly."
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Just when Commander Yao was enjoying the warmth of his family, it was around New Year's Eve in China.
Still on the day before New Year's Eve, Mi Dou teamed up with several local satellite TV stations to launch a 1 billion red envelope bombing, plus another 1 billion from the WeChat collection of five blessings, making a total of 2 billion during this year's Spring Festival!
Grabbing red envelopes is very simple. Download the MiDou APP, which has the [Grab Red Envelopes] function, just click on it.
This is the first time for many people to appreciate the charm of short videos and successfully lock themselves into the cage of the algorithm, and they often come across a promotional work: "The Spring Festival is coming soon, are you ready" by Papi Jiang
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"Which university are you planning to take? Which major are you planning to apply for? Have you found a job? Computer major... then help me fix a computer!"
"Are you in love? Why haven't you found a partner yet? I asked someone to do the math for you. You have to find someone who was born in the Year of the Ox. What does your partner do? Is your family rich? What are your parents' jobs? Do they have pensions?
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"Oh, if you can get married as soon as possible, my mother will be relieved!"
"How much money do you make per month now? Before and after tax, how much do you get? Is there a year-end bonus?"
"You young people are incomparable to us at that time. Why don't you just go to work and complain about being tired? How tired can you be?"
"Come on, let's put on a show for everyone!"
Papi Jiang is a very smart person, and he keenly grasps the pain points of young people.
When we were young, we looked forward to the Chinese New Year. During the Chinese New Year, we would have new clothes to wear, good food to eat, firecrackers to set off, a lot of people to be busy with, and many peers to play with.
But as I grow up, I gradually start to feel irritable, tired, and even reject the Chinese New Year.
The reason has been mentioned before. The pressure is increasing, the whole society has become impetuous and anxious, and young people cannot communicate with their elders. The elders seem to be still living in the era of "job assignments upon graduation".
What's even more annoying is that you can't refute it. If you do:
First, if you don’t understand it, they can’t understand it either;
Second, you will often get the sentence "Who has not lived like this, you are the only one special? You will regret it when you are old!"
Papi Jiang collected a lot of materials, all of which are the most real things, so as soon as this work came out, it quickly aroused the resonance of the majority of netizens.
“Special reminder: Please turn up the volume when watching this video next to your annoying relatives!”
“I dragged my mom through it!”
"A relative of mine is the best of the best. My mother worked hard for a whole year to buy a piece of clothing that cost several thousand yuan. She can be embarrassed even for a day and feel that she is the only one who can wear expensive clothes."
"I'm a professional in oil painting. During the Chinese New Year, a bunch of relatives asked me to paint a portrait. They said they didn't have the tools or the conditions, but they refused to listen. How about I paint a portrait for you?"
"My cousin is a bear. When he saw my figurine, he started to bite me and threw me on the ground. I sat on the bed and cried and couldn't hit him. When my aunt saw it, she scolded me: 'You are such a big man, you are just playing with me.
What happened to one of your toys?'"
Liu Weiwei directed the navy to dispatch marketing campaigns on Weibo and WeChat.
You know, these are the two largest social platforms at present!
When the name "Papi Jiang" appeared on Weibo's hot searches, keeping pace with the Spring Festival Gala, people seemed to have seen the birth of the first Internet celebrity in 2016.
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Shanghai, Jiang Yilei's parents' home.
At this moment, she was staring at the screen, her facial features twisted into a ball. In fact, she was pretty good-looking, but she just let herself go. She often made some exaggerated and ugly expressions, and she gradually turned into a funny girl.
And her acting skills are also pretty good, beating those little traffic stars.
"Mi Dou, 1,000 likes, 10 million likes?!!!"
"Fuck!"
Her expression became more and more exaggerated, and she couldn't help but lie again and again, and then she fell into great ecstasy.
In the past, 2 million likes were rewarded 50,000 yuan. Now it has to be increased five times. Isn’t that 250,000 yuan? It turns out that making short videos is so profitable!
Jiang Yilei had tried his best to imagine the benefits he would get, but the result was still a small one.