Han Tao said that Yunshan was covered in fog, so Yao Yuan went to Maiwo and found that person's homepage.
When I saw the name, pfft!
"Suicide note!"
Alas, Yao Yuan was so cheerful that he couldn't find anything even though he had worn iron shoes, and it took no effort to get it. He was still afraid of making a mistake, so when he looked at the articles, he had already written several.
"Morality is always abstinent. It seems that abstinence can make people pure. It is not okay for many people to exercise, and it is even more wrong to occupy public resources. You should be upright, grow old with one person, and use fame instead of climax."
"For me, the relationship between a man and a woman means having a direct sexual relationship with a man. The man who does not have a sexual relationship with me will love him for a longer time. But the latter are really rare."
She didn’t run away, it was her!
The legendary female Bodhisattva of the Internet generation, Mu Zimei, was originally named Li Li.
A native of Guangdong, he graduated from the Philosophy Department of Sun Yat-sen University. He is bohemian and carefree. After graduation, he worked as an editor in a magazine and often came into contact with people in the media and entertainment circles.
She likes to sleep with men, and after sleeping with them, she also likes to write diaries, and after finishing the diaries, she also posts them online.
Historically, she would post on the "Blog Chinese Network" this year, all her own stories of giving. There was no response at first, until she wrote an article about Wang Lei.
Wang Lei is a well-known figure in the rock circle. He attracted a lot of attention and was forwarded to Xici Hutong BBS. A large number of netizens came to watch and the website was crowded.
It not only made Muzi Mei famous, but also made the blog famous.
But her legend does not stop there. Her legend lies in the fact that she has slept with a large number of people in the media and entertainment circles, so she can have a hand in many hot events.
For example, when a famous person caused trouble, Teacher Mu took a look at it, forwarded it casually, and said calmly: "I slept with him." ko!
When Chai Jing got divorced, Teacher Mu scolded: "Chai Jing and those public boyfriends!"
When Yang Shupeng and Zhang Xinyi divorced, Yang Shupeng posted a sincere article. Netizens were moved. Teacher Mu smiled and said: "Back then, Director Yang asked me to take photos of Guo to find inspiration. Unfortunately, I didn't have a digital camera, but the real person passed by.
Isn’t it interesting enough for an artistic young woman?”
There is also Lu Jinbo, who founded Under the Banyan Tree, and his wife is actress Zhao Ziqi.
Teacher Mu said that he had slept with Lu Jinbo, and Zhao Ziqi cursed, "Ugly people often cause mischief." Teacher Mu directly exploded:
"Lu Jinbo once drank too much and sent me and another female writer to his good brother to sleep with... He marked the women in his address book as "the group already engaged" and "the group to be engaged"."
There are countless celebrities who have been criticized and criticized by Teacher Mu, but no one dares to clamor for a lawyer's letter, because they are all real. And Teacher Mu likes to keep evidence.
Having said that, time and space have changed, the blog has become unknown, and there is also the pressure of Maiwo Mountain. Mu Zimei does not care about it, but comes to Maiwo to write a diary.
There are quite a few people watching, purely out of excitement-seeking mentality.
Yao Yuan thought about it for a while. Although it was not good to write a pornographic article just after finishing the main theme, he still decided to use it. Mu Zimei posted it himself, what does it have to do with me?
In later generations, Weibo has become a stinky turd. It is just a matter of dating a few times, changing the soup without changing the medicine, and it is still a stinky turd. The platform is not guilty!
Except fast broadcast.
He originally wanted to use the account of carrying a knife but not an umbrella on a rainy night, but he felt it was inappropriate. This woman has no moral integrity and likes to expose other people's information. She must not dirty her body.
So I changed to a normal account, called Midnight Human Slaughter.
I sent a message to Mu Zimei, and then went back to work. Around the time I was about to get off work, Mu Zimei wrote back: "Thank you for liking my article and saying that you want to have sex with me without saying anything. Although I don't really refuse, but you are so
This politeness makes me feel very good."
Ahem!
Yao Yuan coughed twice, kept moving his fingers, crackling, and said: "Through your words, I feel your heart. You long to moan wildly in the eyes of everyone, and then you stop and feel sorry for yourself."
Sigh..."
Oops!
These words touched Teacher Mu's heart, and he suddenly became excited. "I didn't expect you to understand me!"
"Give me your phone number, give me your address, I want it now!" No, I don't want to!
Yao Yuan quickly refused and typed: "I am more curious about your words and stories. You have great literary talent, but sometimes it is cumbersome. I think it would be better to use line drawing. There must be more and more people reading it, maybe there will be some
I’m looking for you to publish a book.”
Everyone has their own xp. Commander Yao likes hand, foot and mouth, and Mu Zimei likes to be watched. Of course, she also wants to be famous and make money. Mu Zimei and Sister Furong have also been guests on "Super Girl", can you believe it?!
It was probably the first time that Teacher Mu met someone who was discussing writing techniques with her. She was a little confused, but she was very interested and said, "Do you think it looks better with line drawing?"
"Yeah, no matter how gorgeous the description is, it's not as attractive as round, full, and white. Even the adjectives need to be simplified." "Simplify the adjectives?"
Teacher Mu was very interested and said, "He lifted up my skirt?"
"It would be better to add a word here. Doesn't it make it more vivid if he lifts up my white skirt?" "That's right, that's right!"
Teacher Mu got even more excited and kept typing: "He lifted up my white skirt. I said it was very convenient to wear a skirt. He said to lift my butt up and lower my waist..."
"How about changing it to let?"
"He asked me to raise my butt and lower my waist... It's okay, it's more subjective. Wow, you really understand me. You really don't leave an address. I'll pay for the trip myself~"
"No, no, let's do it another day. Let's do it another day."
Yao Yuan's Yin Yin is enough, but he can't stand this kind of female Bodhisattva.
He chatted with Teacher Mu for a long time, all about literature. In the end, he was very happy. He didn't usually have this opportunity. If you meet an opponent in chess, you will meet a good talent!
In later generations, this was called literary love.
In an era when Internet entertainment is relatively scarce, this woman is definitely a magic weapon. Like Han Han, she can be used to troll people and fight with dogs.
After chatting for a long time, Teacher Mu went down and posted a new article after a while. The wording was obviously more attractive. What is white drawing?
Using the simplest pen and ink without adding any background, you can draw a vivid and vivid image, which is called line drawing. It shows your skill. For example, without talking about the size, how can you describe something that is particularly small?
Many people will give a lot of long-winded descriptions, but experts can only use four words: "Have you come in?"......
After taking care of Teacher Mu, Yao Yuan called Han Tao and Wu Jun.
"You should always pay attention to this person, but don't worry about her and let her develop freely." "What should I do if she writes something too pornographic?"
"No, this woman knows how to measure. No matter what she writes, we don't want to make recommendations." Wu Jun understood and said: "What do you mean, let her become popular naturally and have nothing to do with the website?"
"That's right." "..."
Wu Jun and Han Tao looked at each other, how could they be sure that she would blush naturally? Commander Yao is being mysterious again!