Outside the recording studio of the radio station, several people were jumping up and down with joy. Dapeng had gone to a teahouse to listen to the scene once before, and he still felt happy when he listened to it again. He really found a treasure in his heart! He is a professional host, knows cross talk, and knows Guo Degang as soon as he hears it.
What kind of trick is it?
This is the so-called "three vulgar" cross talk in small theaters, old jokes plus popular memes, with a little edge. But Dapeng didn't care. The more people who study traditional folk arts more deeply, the less they care about the scale. As mentioned before,
Old artists are more or less pornographic, and "Exploring Qingshui River" is just a pornographic song.
On the contrary, he felt that it was quite good because it was fresh and close to life. The audience had been suffering from "cross talk stereotypes" for too long and was in urgent need of a new style.
"Good job!"
"Hard!"
Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Zhang Wenshun recorded two episodes and each received praise.
Lao Guo came out and turned around and handed over his hands. Feeling anxious, he took the initiative to ask: "Is it okay if I say this?"
"What's the matter?"
"Chicken, wheat shop, we don't let you talk about it on TV."
Dapeng said with a smile: "You won't be allowed to say it on TV, but you will be allowed to say it on the radio. The standard of the radio station is much higher."
Everyone who has listened to radio stations knows this, especially emotional chat programs. Listeners called in, one said I cheated, the other said I was cheated, and they chatted with details:
"My mother-in-law will take the photo below and show it to other men." At this time, Zhang Si
Then the host sprayed: "Your mother-in-law is so shameless. She exposes her breasts when asked, and takes photos of the bottom when asked. You still have lingering feelings for her. Let me put it bluntly, are you cheap?"
The scale is quite big.
When Guo Degang heard this, he was a little relieved, and he got close to Dapeng again, and talked about it. Dapeng was a very professional host, and he just wanted to do a good job, and he was polite. When he finally wanted to leave, Lao Guo couldn't help it.
Question: "When can we broadcast this?"
"The last few episodes have been scheduled and will be broadcast next month."
"Next month, read, OK!"
The three of them left, and Yu Qian went to drink first. The two of them were together, and they were very excited, because they had their own feelings about whether something would succeed. The two men started talking on the bus, and Zhang Wenshun said: "This time
If it happens, what are your plans?"
"I have no plans for now."
Lao Guo paused and said, "I took out the contract yesterday and read it carefully. To be honest, I feel a little regretful." "What do you mean?"
"I am very grateful to Mr. Yao for rescuing people in need, but I was also excited at the time. When I saw the contract yesterday," Bao Laoguo scratched his head and said, "Although he will not be involved in Deyun Club, he will be the owner of Deyun Club from now on."
The commercial performances and ticketing are all handled by Mr. Yao. I’m not trying to burn bridges, I just feel that it was a bit hasty at the time.”
Maybe I won’t be able to survive for a long time.” Bao “That’s true.
"Mr. Yao, do you have any follow-up plans?"
"The plan is to promote it on the radio for a while, then record two new jokes every once in a while, attract people to the small theater, and fill up the venue first.
"Okay, it's pretty safe. I don't think he's that showy person. Now that he's come this far, let's do it in a down-to-earth manner. After Zhang Wenshun's enlightenment, Lao Guo became a lot more accommodating.
Lao Zhangtou was the head of the Deyun Club. He could still take care of it when he was alive, but it was a pity that he passed away early. In the blink of an eye, it was November.
The ginkgo trees in the capital have turned yellow, and the ginkgo avenues everywhere welcome many tourists. They don’t wear thick clothes, just a sweater underneath and a coat. The capital is in Guannai, so it’s not as cold as the Northeast. November is like late autumn.
, the next sentence starts to have a bit of a winter meaning.
In the afternoon, a bus stop in Haiding.
A passenger turned his back to the street and looked at the large advertisement on the platform: Maiwo, my world! Voting for the first online original song contest is about to close. From now until December 2, voters can choose any ringtone and receive it for free.
Barabara.
There is also a URL below.
The passenger looked at it very carefully. He must have been on Maiwo.com. After looking around for a while, he turned around and saw that the bus hadn't come yet. He checked the time, stopped waiting, and stopped a taxi. "Where are you going?"
He mentioned a place with rising sun, not far away.
The car started and drove through the slightly cold streets of Beijing. There was no heating at this time, and the weather was dry and clear. After driving for a short while, the driver tuned the radio to "Happy Tea House", which played a cross talk by Hou Baolin:
"The general will be named!
"Tang General Qin Qiong! Who are you?" "Han General Guan Yu!"
It is the old joke "Guan Gong fights Qin Qiong"
The driver was happy, but he also complained: ""Happy Tea House" is nothing else. I play these things every day and I have memorized them all." "What is there? Leader's colon?" asked the passenger.
"Hey, I don't like this, and I don't dare to let it go now."
Taking a taxi is like talking to each other on the radio. They are still reluctant to part with each other all the way, and I am embarrassed to ask for your money. I didn’t even say a word about sorry, and the whole journey was boring.
As soon as the two struck up a conversation, they knew they could talk. The driver said: "The cross talk used to be so good. You could get whatever you wanted, and a hundred flowers bloomed. Now it's all routine, like eight-part essays. It's easy for a Qizhi soldier to come out, and he just nodded,
Hey! I was chosen by those grandsons!"
"Yes, when Qizhi Dingbing was not very popular, his works were really interesting, but once he became popular, he was no longer good." "There are so many famous people! Especially don't go to the Spring Festival Gala. If you want to ensure quality, don't go to the Spring Festival Gala."
Have you said this?"
"It's nothing like that. The Spring Festival Gala is not the same as before. You won't be asked to say anything, and you will be asked to do it by yourself.
Including TV cross talk, what is that thing called? There was a cross talk competition a while ago. I watched the whole thing, good guy, it was like a dream." As we were chatting, Dapeng's voice came from the radio:
"Recently, many friends have reported that our jokes are too old and they are tired of hearing them. We always focus on the audience's wishes and work hard to find new jokes, and we actually found two. This is a folk folk art group that performs
The artist's name is Guo Degang. Yu Qian, please enjoy their work "Buying Noodles and Tea".
"Buying Noodles and Tea" is an old joke that almost no one says anymore.
But the driver heard it and thought he was following the script. He heard a few words that were wrong. Why did Iraq come out?
"I am now rich in all the lunch boxes of the US military. I supply tomatoes and eggs for the company commander to the top, and shredded peppers and potatoes for the company commander to the bottom." Haha!"
The passenger laughed: "Isn't this news?"
"News? Is it true?"
"Yeah, it's true!"
Many of Lao Guo's memes come from the news. The main character is a young man named Liu Lei, who is selling box lunches in Shenzhen.
The war in Iraq broke out this year. We can just take a look at it, but some people are so smart that they go to Iraq to open a restaurant!
He opened a local "Chinese Dragon" restaurant. When Phoenix TV went to the battlefield to interview him in September, he was interviewed specifically. The driver listened to "Buy Noodles and Tea" for a long time, and the ramblings were completely different from what he remembered. The jargon was completely different from what he remembered.
It’s called not getting the job. But it doesn’t matter if you don’t get the job. It’s funny and refreshing!
"Nowadays, there is a popular Korean fried chicken, brushed with tomato sauce, and half of it sells for 140."
"I've been looking around and I've been told where to find it, a wheat store!"
"Do you guys have any chickens?" "Shhh, I am!"
"I was given a small private room. I didn't think it was a place to eat. The waiter also came in. He locked the door and turned off the lights. The next morning, it was a sunny place!" "Hahaha!
The two of them were already very amused. The jokes about wheat shops and hair salons are very familiar to Beijing people, but they suddenly made the driver laugh. He saw a car in front of him slowing down and waiting for a red light. Oops!
Good guy, rear-end collision! Zhida Zhixiao
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