Cheng Wei had been busy for a day. He was exhausted and felt happy. He did not think about his annoying graduation thesis and continued to browse the community.
In his opinion, there are more and more things for the community to play: in this year’s second online original song competition, which star has entered again, which member who is suspected of being an entertainment journalist has broken the news again, and what new memes are being discussed in the topic group...
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No matter what, it's a good idea to go to the mall to see what new books are available.
At this moment, he was participating in a post in the topic group "Will there be a second goddess competition next year?", and while chatting, he suddenly received a new reply:
"Excuse me!"
"Hurry and watch Madoujiang, we won't wait if it's late!"
"Hahahaha, brothers, I just can't help it, it's so weird!"
What the hell?
Cheng Wei logged out, refreshed the topic group, and found several new posts about "Madoujiang".
Unable to suppress my curiosity, I searched for Madoujiang, then clicked on it. An account and personal space appeared, completely open and without any cover-up.
Following is a new blog post:
"You bastard! I'll take a plane from Beijing to Chengdu to find you. Treat me to spicy hotpot for 6 yuan tonight!"
“Online dating is unreliable!”
Below is a picture, a selfie, of a G-cup girl with a perfect figure.
puff!
There are two effects: with photos and without photos.
In an instant, while Cheng Wei was squirting, he actually felt the pleasure of successfully spying on other people's privacy. Wow! It seemed like a complete stranger, her life and personality were exposed in front of him.
This kind of voyeuristic pleasure is the nature of almost everyone, from the intelligence team of the village aunt to the various gourmets in the entertainment industry.
"hey-hey!"
At this time, another guy in the dormitory who was also surfing the Internet suddenly let out a mean laugh.
The two of them looked at each other. Did you also look at it? I looked at it too!
Then hey hey hey together!
There are already 2,000 comments:
"Damn it, are young people so fierce these days? I am 31 years old this year!"
"I persisted for half a year."
"A humble question with 0 experience, is it fun to do that?"
"Hahahaha! I don't know what's so funny, but I just want to laugh. It's so fucking funny!"
"Same as above, I was in a bad mood today, but now I feel much better!"
"Sister, look at me, don't pay attention to that biting, come to Xuzhou, I'll treat you to a handful of meat."
"Fuck! How dare that idiot from Xuzhou come out? The last time I came to see you, you gave me a lot of meat!"
"Damn, I'm so jealous. My sister has an amazing figure. Who's getting an advantage???"
"..."
Cheng Wei was also happy, but after he was happy he immediately called the boss and woke him up in the middle of the night: "Boss, can you add 100 portions of spicy hotpot in addition to the chicken legs tomorrow?!"
…………
at the same time.
Zhang Xiaowu from Nancai is also having fun at the Internet cafe.
This is of course the famous "6 Yuan Malatang" meme. The weird thing is the contrast and absurdity between 6 Yuan and 13 times, which is just like black humor.
Of course, it was finally confirmed that this was the promotion of a condom brand, just like Jia Junpeng, it was all marketing.
"Awesome!"
"That's why there are such fierce men in Maiwo!"
After watching the fun, Zhang Xiaowu leaned back and stared at the brother next to him. The brother felt aggrieved and asked: "Do I have to register?"
"Only 100 people are missing!"
"But don't you think it's shameful to sell your dignity for a chicken leg?"
"No one knows who you are online, shame on you, hurry up!"
The brother became more and more aggrieved, so he registered a Maiwo account, authenticated his real name [Classmate Directory], and then changed his signature to "I love to eat chicken legs, I love to eat chicken legs."
Universities in Beijing can directly send chicken legs, but it is troublesome in other places, so the plan is different:
"Change the signature and give away chicken legs!"
"Users from any university can just change their signature to 'I love to eat chicken legs, I love to eat chicken legs', and if 500 people gather, 1,000 chicken legs will be delivered immediately!"
Zhang Xiaowu is now Nancai’s Campus Angel. Yes, Maiwo’s Campus Angel has begun to be promoted nationwide.
He took charge of Maiwo and felt he had an obligation to do this, not to mention there would be bonuses for organizing it. He said: "Just change the signature, and you will be happy when you eat the chicken legs. It's fun here!"
After saying that, Zhang Xiaowu played a game until dawn.
I quit and browsed the community again. Oh my god, the 6 yuan Malatang has been pushed to the public channel. If a personal blog wants to be put on the public channel, it must either be recommended by the editor or rely on popularity.
This obviously relies on popularity, it has over 5,000 comments.
The screenshots were also widely circulated on QQ, Tianya, Maopu and other platforms. Zhang Xiaowu was reading the comments when suddenly the public channel changed and another blog post appeared.
Mr. Qin:
"We are not dating online, we are high school classmates. We didn't contact each other after graduation, but we contacted each other through the [Classmate Directory].
She happened to break up with her boyfriend and came to see me.
I admit, I liked her quite a lot when I was in high school, so I didn’t refuse her.
She told her to come on the first day, and I went to pick her up the next day. Because it was almost time for dinner, I came out in a hurry and didn’t bring much money, only fifteen yuan. Then she said she could just eat whatever she wanted. They were all old classmates.
There happened to be a Malatang restaurant in front of me, and the total cost was 12 yuan.
You left quietly the next day before dawn. I went to the hospital by myself. The doctor said that I was exhausted and prescribed some medicine.
In fact, I have always had the space to pay attention to you silently. Are you confused about why you and your boyfriend broke up? Now you are here to throw dirty water on me..."
There’s still a follow-up to this damn thing!
Zhang Xiaowu, who had not been very energetic all night, suddenly became excited and followed the clues to see the "Madoujiang" space and read through his diary one by one.
A strange woman who doesn't shy away from talking about sex, who has her own principles for making love, and who is more in line with young people's tastes than Muzi Mei, appears in front of her.
Immediately afterwards, a comment "Tanhua Li Xunhuan" appeared under Mr. Qin's article:
"Brother, I understand you. I just broke up with her because I couldn't stand her. She has a different mind than others. She regards sleeping with others as a social etiquette, and then she keeps saying that she truly loves me and that sex and love are separate."
Netizens eat melons one after another:
"Awesome, the male protagonist has appeared!"
"No, no, an ex-boyfriend and an old classmate, this is a drama with two male protagonists!"
"Why is it that Mu Zimei seems to have opened Pandora's box? Can she talk openly about her sexual experiences now?"
"Hahahaha, I seem to be watching a TV series!"
"It's over, it's over. I originally wanted to go to bed at 2 o'clock, but now it's 7 o'clock. Forget it, staying up all night doesn't count. Is there any follow-up? I'm so anxious to wait!"
There really is!
Around eight o'clock, Madoujiang probably woke up and started arguing with Li Xunhuan under Mr. Qin's article:
"I have always believed that a qualified ex should be as good as dead. I broke up with you and never talked to you again or said a bad word about you. Why did you come to set me up?"
"This is not an arrangement, it is a fact. You can't say anything bad about me. You know very well how I treat you."
"You are a hypocrite and a hypocrite. Do you think I don't know?"
"What do you know? If you have the ability, tell me!"
"Don't force me!"
After several pulls, Madoujiang seemed to be driven into panic, and her words were full of tears: "Last time we opened the classmate directory together, you said you found a good brother in high school, and you were as happy as anything. I am also happy for you.
Happy.
Then you go to see him, just once or twice, you go every week!
You think I don’t know, you, you..."
Hiss!
At this moment, all the netizens who paid attention to the incident took a mouthful of spicy rabbit head, roasted donkey meat, shaved noodles, Huainan beef soup...
It wasn't as if they were really watching a big show.
As a result, Madoujiang fought back and pointed out the weaknesses of millions of straight men in the community!
"Good boy, long di dong!"
Zhang Xiaowu and his brother who had just registered next to him were stunned. In 2004, such a thing happened on the Internet, which can be described as earth-shattering.
Invisibly, [Classmates' Record] was imprinted on everyone's minds.
"..."
After a long time, the brother who was reluctant just now shook his fist and said excitedly: "Brother, you are right, it is fun here!"