At first, only Beihang University and Beijing Institute of Technology were at loggerheads, but later more and more schools became involved.
A small number of people are filled with righteous indignation and want to fight to the death. Most of them are just joining in the fun. After all, it is fun. They are all of the same age here and are college students in the capital. They usually don’t have the chance.
Soon, the number of people in the "College Life" chat room exceeded 1,000. The smell of gunpowder became stronger and stronger, and I couldn't help but start exposing my genitals and greeting each other's relatives.
The administrator kicked a few of them mercilessly, suddenly turned off the microphone grab, and spoke to himself:
"Okay, that's it for the first half. It would be unseemly to tear it up any further. Are there any handsome guys or girls? Come out and sing a song to ease the awkward atmosphere."
After a lot of excitement, these young people were immersed in it and their interest was high. Several people actually jumped out to sing. Those who sang well were praised, and those who sang poorly were dismissed.
Suddenly someone said: "The administrator's voice is quite nice, please sing one!"
"Yes, the administrator will come!"
"Have a go!"
"You can tell a joke, too!"
"..."
Carrying a knife but not an umbrella on a rainy night seemed to hesitate for a moment, and said cheerfully: "I'm not very good at singing, so I'll just tell a joke."
He cleared his throat and said in a clear, thorough and cynical voice: "This person can usually speak. Some people say it nicely, some people say it unpleasantly, some people say it to make people comfortable, and some people say it
It's frustrating.
The reason is nothing more than putting the right language in the right situation.
The matching of language and situation is very important. Let’s take Jingcheng dialect as an example. Everyone goes to school in Beijing and must have heard it. What are the characteristics of Jingcheng dialect?
There are many Chinese pronunciations, many slang words, tacky and interesting, and a rebellious smell. The old people speak this kind of "Hutong language."
In daily life, chatting in Beijing dialect is very interesting, but in other situations, it may not be right. For example, pornographic movies..."
Oops!
As soon as the pornographic film came out, the text chat box was filled with excitement.
The administrator was still unhurried and said: "There is no need to pretend here. Who of you at your age has not received physiology lessons from teachers from Hong Kong, Taiwan and Japan?"
"Let's continue, Beijing dialect is good for chatting, but it's not right to use it in a pornographic film.
For example, if you watch a short movie, a man and a woman come out, take off all their clothes, open their mouths and smell the smell of alley. Especially if the Beijing dialect is easy to talk to you, then it will become like this..."
The administrator changed his tone and said it was an authentic Beijing movie:
"Lift your butt!"
"Damn it! You're really a little tight here... Ouch, you've got to check it out before you hit me... Go to the east... Yes, just hit me over here... Oops, it's a real deal!"
Snapped!
Jiang Chao lifted up the keyboard and almost hit his head on the partition, but he just opened his mouth wide and made a hoarse sound from his throat like a bellows being broken, and he almost laughed out loud.
More riots in the chat room:
“The administrator is really talented!”
"Hahaha, I will call you Umbrella Brother from now on!"
"One more section, one more section!"
On a rainy night, I followed Shanruliu with a knife but no umbrella, and kept playing with these college students for a long time.
After a while, Jiang Chaocai was still unfinished and reluctantly exited the chat room, as if all the cells in his body were still soaked in the joyful atmosphere just now.
Before he quit, he had already changed his name into the same "school name + internet name" format as everyone else.
“This is a great place!”
Jiang Chao sighed and looked at the time. He had been there for more than an hour without realizing it, and he had only looked at the chat room, and there were many new features that he had not seen.
So he went to his personal homepage, and as soon as he entered it, he found that there were big changes.
The "Web Log" column has been placed in a prominent position, with an additional "love relationship" and an additional "daily task".
I clicked on "Love" first, scanned it a few times, and understood.
When NetEase was engaging in plagiarism, the club launched a function: if two people apply together, they can get a relationship badge and be certified as a couple.
Now with further upgrades, you can give the other party a love gift, including roses, chocolates, dolls, etc. When you have enough points, you can unlock the last gift: a diamond ring.
Then apply to get married in the club!
These gifts ranged from 50 cents to 2 yuan, which were not expensive. If the smiling girl was still there, Jiang Chao would have gone for the diamond ring.
After watching "Love", Jiang Chao clicked on "Daily Tasks" again, starting from signing in, but the next item was: "Publish a blog post."
"..."
Jiang Chao looked at the rules carefully and found two points:
One is that members can improve their level by completing the task process every day. When they reach a certain level, they can receive corresponding gifts.
This gift is not crosstalk tickets or discount packages, but a serious gift of movie tickets, 20 or 50 yuan of mobile phone recharge, etc.
The second is to encourage members to post online blogs, and the website will select excellent articles and recommend them to public channels, and even recommend them to newspapers and magazines, and give rewards.
Eh!
His mentality was instantly balanced. A member is indeed a member, and he is different from ordinary people after all!
After a long time, Jiang Chao finally read all the updated content. He felt that it was rich and colorful, and the attraction became more and more powerful. At the same time, he also had an inexplicable feeling.
It seems that this website has gone from simple to complex and set up traps little by little, making more and more people unable to stop and unable to leave here. They always think that they are going to get something, but they are not very sure.
Later generations called this feeling: "the consciousness of being a leek".
…………
The upgrade and revision of the club has sparked heated discussions among new and old netizens.
Some say it's good, some say it's bad. The bad may not really be bad, it's just that my habits have been broken and I can't adapt to it for a while.
In any case, it is an undisputed fact that the club's popularity has skyrocketed. Within three days of its launch, the maximum number of daily online users exceeded 10,000, and the total number of members has reached 40,000, all of which are local netizens.
On the other side, the girls' training period has ended and they have entered the assessment stage.
Yao Yuan set up two levels. One is to go to the voice chat room to grab the microphone, talk for five minutes, and listen to it by yourself.
One is to call Han Tao, Wu Jun, Du Chunyang, plus myself, four male compatriots to form a jury, and have private one-on-one chats with the girls.
Ten minutes, the only requirement is to tease him! Tease him in a slightly erotic way!
The girls tried their best.
"Boom!"
As soon as the door opened, Han Tao stumbled out, blushing, holding on to the table and waving his hands: "No, no, no!"
"What were you talking about?"
Female employees are very curious.
"Oh, it can't be said."
Han Tao drank a large glass of water, sat back in his seat, and thought about it alone.
Not long after, another bang was heard, and Wu Jun came out, waving his hands again and again without saying a word.
Immediately afterwards, Du Chunyang also came out. This man's pants had a little bulge, and he kept giving thumbs up: "Awesome! Commander Yao taught a bunch of little goblins alive!"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Why don't you let us listen? We want to listen too!"
"We also want to be judges!"
The female employees were all dissatisfied. They looked around and asked, "Hey, why hasn't Commander Yao come out yet?"
"Wow!"
Han Tao and the three of them praised in unison and fell to the ground in admiration.
"I couldn't stand it for ten minutes. He listened to it from beginning to end and even commented after it was over."
"That's called being unchanging, just like a living Buddha!"
"The girls are not convinced. I guess there will be a fight inside!"
"Commander Yao is truly a god!"
(Looks like I can’t see what’s said in this chapter…and…)