"Arrogant and arrogant, laughing at thousands of waves, hot-blooded and hot as red as the sun, courageous as iron and bones as fine steel, broad-minded and far-sighted..."
Guangzhou.
In an ordinary house, a family of old and young watched the Pearl River Terrace with great interest, which is the Spring Festival Gala specially for Guangdong and Hong Kong. The 67-year-old Lin Zixiang is full of energy, and his song "Men Should Strengthen Theirself" is not as good as it was back then.
After singing, Ye Qianwen also came up and sang "Choice".
"Wow, these two male and female Condor Heroes, one is almost 70 years old and the other is almost 60 years old, they are still so awesome!"
"I don't like Ye Qianwen, please change the channel, Jade Channel!"
"Jade Terrace hasn't started yet, it's only 8:10!"
"8:10?"
The youngest daughter of the family suddenly grabbed the remote control and tuned to CCTV 1. Teacher Cai Ming's big face appeared on the screen. This behavior was scolded by the whole family: "You are offline. Ye Qianwen is not watching, why are you watching Cai Ming?"
"Didn't you still dislike Ye Qianwen just now?"
"Then it depends on who you are competing with. Hurry up and change it back."
"Oh, don't make any noise!"
The younger daughter yelled and shook her phone: "What do you know? I want to grab the red envelope!"
"Who will give you a red envelope?"
"On TV, you can spend cash!"
"You are dreaming, who will give you money for free..."
The younger daughter couldn't communicate, so she just held the phone in one hand, clicked on the entrance to shake the Spring Festival Gala red envelope, and then shook it desperately, shaking it a few times and it made a ding-dong sound.
"ah!"
She quickly checked and saw it said: "You shook out the Spring Festival greeting card, wrote blessings and sent it to your friends..."
"whispering sound!"
"I just said it was a lie!"
The whole family was disdainful.
The younger daughter continued to shake, and then ding-dong, "Cai Ming wishes you a happy New Year, and wishes you a happy family reunion, and harmony!"
It was swung and dinged again, and the family members continued to be disdainful, but their ears were perked up.
Finally, when her swinging arm hurt, she switched to her left hand...
"ah!!!"
"Six dollars!"
"I grabbed 6 yuan... Wow, you can teleport?"
The younger daughter was startled by the family members who suddenly appeared in front of her. Everyone stared at the big 6 on their mobile phones, with a look of prostitution in their eyes.
"Can I really spend it?"
"Can I buy something?"
"Can everyone grab it?"
"Ahem! Listen to me, listen to me..."
The younger daughter got upset and said: "You first activate WeChat payment and bind your bank card..."
…………
Da Hu Jian.
In a large yard, three animals, flowers, three cups of tea, oranges, rice cakes, radish cakes, hair cakes, perennial vegetables, rice spring flowers, etc. have been prepared.
The elders are all busy and basically stay up all night. After 12 o'clock at midnight, they have to worship gods and ancestors.
There is a popular saying: If you ask a Fujianese person to get up at six o'clock to pick up a star, there will probably be no one there. If you ask him to get up at six o'clock to pick up a god, he will be there at three o'clock.
China is such a big country, you may not understand the accents of the neighboring villages, each has its own customs.
The Spring Festival Gala's ratings started from HLJ and extended to the three northeastern provinces, with an average of more than 80%. In North China, Central Plains, and Northwest China, it dropped to 50%-70%.
After crossing the Yellow River and going to South China, Southwest, and Southeast China, the situation is even more miserable, about 10%-20%.
Hainan is the most powerful. It is said that the ratings one year were 1.3%!
People in Fujian don’t like to watch the Spring Festival Gala, but it’s different today. The young people in the tribe all seem to have Parkinson’s disease. Their right hands twitch wildly in front of the TV. After twitching their right hand and left hand, they shout from time to time.
"5 yuan 2!"
"Sa Lianmu, I only have 9 cents!"
"I don't have anything, and I still want to take a family photo!"
The young man stood up and ran over and shouted: "Grandpa, we are taking a family photo!"
"What to shoot?"
"Let's take a photo together, it can be on TV!"
He grabbed a few people, took a photo, uploaded it through the interactive page, and sent it to the Spring Festival Gala's technical center via WeChat. At the last moment, he would select some photos and release them.
…………
"It's on the hour! It's on the hour!"
In Suzhou, a newly married couple also twitched their right hands.
Seeing that the time had reached 9 o'clock, my wife shouted excitedly: "Hurry, hurry up, hurry up, there will be red envelopes raining on the hour, grab a big one!"
"I'm shaking!"
"Fuck, my hands!"
The husband was grinning and his arms were sore. His hands were so exhausted, even on the night he entered the bridal chamber.
"Haha, I have it!"
The wife suddenly jumped up and then cursed: "Mengniu Group wishes you a happy New Year? You need to share it with your friends before you can open this red envelope... Hot chicken! Commander Yao is doing it again!"
She cursed and shared it, even called everyone to remind them, and finally clicked on the red envelope.
The whole point was sponsored by those five companies, a total of 100 million yuan, which was a relatively large amount. As expected, she was not disappointed and said happily: "51 yuan! I grabbed 51 yuan!"
"so much?"
The husband also got excited, and after a while he also said: "Haier Group wishes you a happy Spring Festival!"
He also shared a friend, clicked on it, and then his pupils dilated, and he looked like a bouncing frog, shouting: "80 yuan, I grabbed it..."
Whoosh!
Snapped!
The conversation stopped abruptly. Because he was so excited, he threw the phone out and hit the TV.
"..."
The young couple looked at each other, the young couple looked downcast.
…………
"I grabbed 3 yuan and 4 yuan, did you shake it out?"
"I'm shaking it!"
"Let me see how many!"
"Oh, I haven't got any money yet!"
"Let me see it, let me see it!"
The wife went over, took her husband’s cell phone by force, took a look at it, and stormed off: “Why the hell are you just shaking it off and having sex with me!”
"I didn't, I..."
"Crack!"
…
"Er, how do you bind this bank card?"
"Let's shake it together and the chances will be higher!"
"Damn it, that grandson rolled out 100 yuan, this is a winner!"
From the beginning of the Spring Festival Gala to the subsequent broadcasts, the program became secondary, with everyone shaking red envelopes. Not only did they shake, they also posted screenshots on Weibo to see who got the bigger amount.
Because in theory, the largest single red envelope can reach 4,999 yuan!
At the same time, hot searches are provided:
#Shake the red envelope#
#yaoyuan500millionred envelope#
#全点红包#
At 10:18, that is, the two minutes alone that Feng Xiaogang said, Grandpa Bi and Ben Ben appeared on the same screen. Grandpa Bi interacted with them, and Ben Ben introduced the rules for grabbing red envelopes in detail.
It's a bit jarring for the host to say something like this, so the cartoon image will be fine.
Ever since, many colleagues, including Lao Ma and Xiao Ma, looked at this ugly and rough cartoon pony with twitching corners of their mouths, and introduced it to the people of the country:
"Starting at 10:20, we will usher in the biggest wave of red envelopes. There are a total of 100 million red envelopes waiting for everyone to share... Okay, the time is almost up, let's count down together!"
"3!"
"2!"
"1!"
"Grab the red envelope!"
At this moment, thousands of families, both at home and abroad, had convulsions together. Men, women, old and young came together to fight. Some people prepared several mobile phones and shook them with both hands.
With the sound of ding dong ding dong, red envelopes ranging from a few cents and a few yuan to dozens and hundreds of yuan were randomly distributed to everyone's mobile phones.
Those who didn't grab it will see the words "99 Group wishes you a happy new year".
In the WeChat business department, everyone is very anxious.
They pushed and pushed for more than 2 hours, surviving the previous two red envelope rains on the hour, but this time, it seemed that the server was overwhelmed and finally got stuck.
"quick!"
"Hurry up!"
The technicians worked like crazy, trying to get it done in the shortest possible time.
Of course the people grabbing the red envelopes don’t know that. They even think that lagging is normal and that it’s abnormal if it doesn’t.
…
So far.
There is no need to read on, Lao Ma, Xiao Ma. The first thought is "Sneak attack on Pearl Harbor!"
The second thought was that they glanced at that annoying cartoon horse.
"Damn it, you still have to kill your heart to kill someone!"
(No more...
I’m going to watch “All or Nothing” later, and I’ll tell you about it when I get back!)