To be honest, Jiang Chao has always been looking forward to this website.
Because it can always come up with some creative ideas to surprise himself, and this time is no exception. He thinks the [Music] function is great.
It also contains thoughtful bonus tutorials on how to record, upload, etc.
"this……"
Based on the experience of a senior netizen, Jiang Chao rubbed his chin: "It will definitely become popular!"
Continuing to look down, [Games] introduces two SMS games, "Feng Liu Jiang Hu Zhuan" and "Pet Home", as well as "Ming Yu Zhuan", which shows that it is under development.
Jiang Chao casually clicked on "The Legend of Romance Jianghu". Good guy, he was startled by the surging speeches.
"Hey, we finally have a place to discuss it. It almost choked me to death!"
"I'm a newbie, please give me a guide! When I go to an inn in Qiantang County, there is always a flower picker who uses ecstasy smoke on me, and then he fucks me, and then prompts me to feel very happy, and I have awakened unknown attributes..."
"Hahahaha! I almost guessed the plot, but I haven't dared to try it."
"I'm going to laugh to death in the middle of the night! Brother, you are so pathetic!"
"You have to go to Green Willow Villa first, spy on a strange case of Jiangnan Hero, and then get a flying needle to kill the flower picker."
"Same thing, I did have a flying needle, but I chose the flower picker who was injured and unconscious. I felt very happy afterwards and awakened unknown attributes.
The most important thing is that in the subsequent plots, descriptions such as ‘You can’t help but feel happy when you see this young man’s beautiful features’ will often appear. Damn it, I can’t bear to restart it!”
"Who is Flying on the Grass? Who is Flying on the Grass? You killed me three times. If you have the guts, come forward!"
Um?
Jiang Chao, who doesn't play text messaging games, is amazing. "The Legend of Jianghu" seems to be very popular. Do you want to give it a try?
In contrast, "Pet Home" is much fresher, with some girls discussing and communicating here.
Then I came to "Life Services" and found that it was about previous performance information and hotel promotions, but in addition to the information being posted online, messages were also enabled.
Several people are already asking which restaurant has good food, and it looks like they are new.
Finally, there is the [Mall]. Jiang Chao clicked in and saw that he had 100 diamonds. Where did they come from?
He searched for it and found out that he was a member of the club next door. Here, he was given 100 diamonds every month. He could buy some small gifts for friends and some decorations to decorate his own space.
In addition, there is a communication service that costs 10 yuan per month. If anyone in the community sends you a private message, you can receive it on your mobile phone, similar to the SMS function provided by QQ.
Every time he upgrades or changes the version, Jiang Chao feels like digging for treasure. Every time he digs little by little, he gets bigger and bigger surprises, and it's the same this time.
All else is easy to say, he is most looking forward to [Music], and then [Games].
Because these two things are fresh.
…………
In August, Fang Xingdong issued the "Blog Manifesto", officially introduced the concept of blogs, and created a "Blog China" website.
No one paid any attention at all.
Yao Yuan wants to blog, but he doesn’t want to just blog. This thing is too thin and easy to be imitated. He always feels that a blog integrated into a virtual community is a complete entity.
So he went directly to the community.
According to his plan, [Minecraft] will be used until Weibo comes out.
"..."
Jiang Chao looked around, returned to the homepage, and saw a recommended advertisement: "The famous actor and crosstalk actor Yu Qian will soon be stationed in the community, where he will chat about food, drink, life, and folk customs every week..."
To say he is a famous actor is of course an exaggeration.
Jiang Chao had never heard of it, but he was very curious, so he clicked into the chat room, entered university life, and looked at the administrator first.
Bring a knife but not an umbrella on a rainy night!
Come on!
readily!
He put on the headphones with a smile, and sure enough, Mr. Umbrella was teasing everyone again:
"Sexual matters between men and women have always been talked about.
In ancient times, there was a saying about Pan Donkey and Deng Xiaoxian, which means that a man should be handsome, have wealth, have capital under his belt, have time, and know how to be humble. If these five things are complete, it can be said that there is nothing a woman cannot win."
"In modern times, with the development of science and the emancipation of the mind, some people are no longer shy about talking about sex, but are open to it. After all, a harmonious relationship is what every couple is pursuing."
"But everyone has their own circumstances and difficulties. For example, if you are tired, your waist and knees are weak and you don't want to move, and your girlfriend happens to have needs, what should you do?
Let me ask you! What should you do if you don’t want to be a cuckold?”
The text chat box scrolls:
"hand!"
"Tongue!"
“It’s not delicious, it’s very salty.”
quack!
Jiang Chao laughed like a duck again, and then thought again, is it really too salty? I have never tried it!
"The methods mentioned by these people are all right, but they are too traditional. Now that science and technology have advanced, we need to play with high-tech things. These things are called sex toys in the strict sense, and they are called sex toys in popular terms. There are some for men and some for women.
of."
"The scale is limited, so I won't describe it in detail. I'm just talking about women's use. It usually achieves a comfortable effect through tremors. It is controlled by a remote control and can be carried with you. It can be fast or slow."
"Snapped!"
Brother Umbrella slapped the table and said loudly: "Then here comes the question, for the students present at CUPL!"
"Here he is!"
"You're talking about Zhang San again, right?"
"You're changing the topic too hastily. Is Zhang San selling sex toys this time?"
Students from the University of Political Science and Law spoke enthusiastically.
Regular customers all know that when Brother Umbrella tells a joke, he often does not say it directly, but requires a relatively long preparation, nagging, clicking, and making a sharp turn to catch him by surprise.
"Zhang San met a beautiful woman on the street. The beautiful woman was walking and suddenly a small remote control fell from her body. Zhang San, out of good intentions, went over to help pick it up.
But he saw a beautiful lady with a pink face, nervous expression, shortness of breath, and looking at Zhang San shyly.
Zhang understood in seconds, smiled knowingly at her, and pressed the button excitedly.
As a result, the subway station next to him exploded...
Ask, what crime did Zhang San commit?"
"Brother Umbrella, just be a human being!"
"Admit it, you are from an alien planet, and we can't keep up with your brain circuits."
Everyone burst into laughter, and the atmosphere inside and outside the chat room was filled with joy.
It was lively for a while, and Brother Umbrella said: "Let's get down to business, I've seen the advertisement. This is a new column on the website. Let's find some celebrities and experts to come and chat with everyone. Do you all know "Qiang Qiang Threesome"? It's similar to that
Planted.”
"The first phase is coming soon. I hope everyone can come and support it. If the effect is good, we will do it for a long time."
The text box scrolls again:
"Don't worry, Brother Umbrella, I will definitely support this little thing!"
"You bring us so much joy, I'm embarrassed to say no."
"It's not for you, I'm just interested in the show, hehe."
"See you there or not!"
Tsk!
A bunch of idiot netizens, Commander Yao lamented the simplicity of people's hearts, but after thinking about it, it would be really embarrassing for me, a billionaire, to chat with you here without even the slightest appeal.
We need to find a professional host!
But who is the professional to build the website?
Yao Yuan was thinking about it in his mind, what is Wang Bingbing doing now? Riding a rickshaw in front of the supermarket?
What is Li Sisi doing? We can’t afford it.
Forget it, just cultivate it yourself. After all, teaching by words and deeds is more suitable for the Internet rather than a TV station.