"Little brother! I'm not bragging to you, I used to be a racing driver, so I'm very good at flirting with girls!"
"Just my visual inspection! Your girlfriend's legs, um! So white..."
"Uncle! If you continue to make such shameless comments, believe it or not, I will beat you!"
"..."
In the speeding taxi, Zhou Fan gritted his teeth and looked at the chattering uncle driver.
This is simply chattering, and it goes on forever.
"boom!"
"??"
"Uncle! You're finished!"
"It seems like you hit someone and your head fell off your car!"
Zhou Fan's startled voice suddenly rang out, but it almost frightened the veteran driver Uncle Fan into having a myocardial infarction.
What the hell, a second ago I was bragging about being a racing driver, and now I hit someone and lost my head.
Uncle Fan was almost scared to tears, and his legs were shaking after a sudden stop.
Zhou Fan, on the other hand, was relatively calm. He opened the car door and looked at the head hanging on the windshield wiper, and found that it was a foreign toy head and not a real person.
"Uncle! Don't be afraid!"
"It's not a human, it's a doll's head!"
Zhou Fan opened the car door and threw the doll's head into the car. Driver Fan was so frightened that he screamed and threw the doll's head out of the car window.
Speechless, Zhou Fan walked far away and found the body of a doll lying there.
That doll looks a bit like the girlfriend from Sakura Country. She is wearing a red dress and looks scary.
In order to prevent this thing from frightening passers-by, Zhou Fan tied it up in red and threw it on the roadside.
The red clothes were tied together by him and thrown directly into the mountain road not far away.
When I walked back to the taxi, I found the driver rubbing his chest.
"How about it?"
"Is it a human?"
When Zhou Fan heard the uncle driver's question, he shook his head and did not scare him again.
"Oh my god! I was scared to death!"
"Who on earth could be so careless as to put this thing in the middle of the east-west road at night?"
The uncle driver yelled angrily, but Zhou Fan reminded him to leave quickly.
Soon, the roaring taxi sped away again.
"whee......"
At the same time, a burst of strange laughter suddenly sounded.
The simulated humanoid doll with its head lost was standing in the middle of the road looking at the taxi going away with a strange smile.
The speeding taxi soon entered a busy urban street and then came to a remote side road.
"Little brother! Be careful yourself!"
"Here's my business card. If you need anything, call me anytime. I promise I'll be on call!"
Although the taxi driver was a bit verbose, his attitude was still very good, except that he was a bit evil and kept leading him in circles.
"Fanjian?"
"Uh! This name comes from..."
Zhou Fan took the business card and took a look at it, and couldn't help but be a little surprised.
He looked at Driver Fan who was speeding away, and unexpectedly noticed that there seemed to be a dark shadow in the back seat.
"Beep! Beep..."
"Hey! Uncle, I was the passenger just now. There seems to be a dark shadow in your back seat. Look back!"
"Damn it! Little brother, don't scare me, there's no one behind you!"
"Maybe I saw it wrong!"
"Damn! I was almost scared to death by you..."
After Zhou Fan hung up the phone, he looked behind him and frowned.
He always felt like there was a strange energy following him in the dark, but he couldn't sense it carefully and didn't find anything unusual.
Looking suspiciously at the empty space behind him, he quickly headed towards the street in the distance without thinking any more.
In the remote alleys, there are still many shops open for business.
On the bustling streets, many young ladies who opened hair salons and shaved their heads warmly invited him to have their heads shaved.
"Brother! What a coincidence!"
"Are you here to buy something again?"
Just when Zhou Fan was passing by an adult toy store, the owner of the store happened to come out to throw away garbage and saw him.
The startled voice startled Zhou Fan, who was a little distracted. He looked closely and found that the man seemed familiar.
"Brother! It's fate that we meet each other!"
"wait for me a while!"
The store owner was extremely enthusiastic. After trotting into the store, he took two items and stuffed them into his pocket.
"Men should also protect themselves!"
"I won't charge you any money, just keep it with peace of mind!"
The boss said earnestly, stuffed his things and turned around to leave.
"Duce?"
"lubricating oil?"
Zhou Fan was astonished and took out a square box packaged with a small bottle from his pocket. He couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
He finally remembered that the man was Brother Lube. He had given him a bottle of lubricant for free some time ago, and it seemed that he hadn't used it yet.
Looking at the lubricant brother who had returned to the store, Zhou Fan shook his head helplessly and thought to himself, if he is handsome, he has a strong aura, and he can be given away for free when he walks on the roadside.
As he left alone, he noticed a slim woman in short leather pants on the street in the distance. She seemed to have had a little too much to drink and was swaying against the wall.
Several men with malicious intentions came forward and seemed to be asking for help.
The woman ignored those people and instead walked drunkenly into a dark alleyway next to her wearing high heels.
When several men saw this, they quickly smiled evilly and followed closely into the alleyway.
Zhou Fan frowned in the distance and didn't care much about this kind of thing that happened between you and me.
But the girl's face seemed familiar, but I couldn't remember it for a while.
"Help!"
"Help!"
Just as Zhou Fan quickly arrived outside the alley, he heard the woman's cry for help.
Without any time to think, he rushed into the dark alleyway. When his eyes glowed with a faint golden light, he found several men tearing the clothes of the drunk girl from before.
"asshole!"
"Bang! Bang bang bang!"
"ah......"
The few street gangsters were no match for him. Zhou Fan punched them into pieces more than a dozen times and beat them until their bones were broken and their muscles were broken, causing them to scream in agony.
Soon, several men screamed and fled.
And the drunk girl actually passed out.
Her clothes were a little torn, but fortunately she had not been violated or tortured.
The wavy girl looked extremely fair and beautiful, and her beautiful face seemed a little familiar, so Zhou Fan couldn't help but stare at her for a while.
Soon, he felt a little cold sweat and secretly took a few steps back.
"Qian? Qianxiang?"
Zhou Fan almost thought he saw something strange!
The girl looked exactly the same as Qian Xiang who he had buried with his own hands. The difference was that Qian Xiang had short hair, while this girl had long hair and had it permed to be wavy, making her more beautiful.
"Gudong!"
Seeing something strange at night! It must be ominous!
Zhou Fan ran away without even thinking, and instantly turned into an afterimage and disappeared.
But soon, he turned back again.
Damn it! Sooner or later, I will be killed by this overwhelming love!
Zhou Fan, who was so angry that he cursed loudly, came to the side of the unconscious girl.
He checked the other person's breath and found that he was breathing and his pulse was beating, not like a corpse.
"Is it just that they look similar?"
People who look similar can occasionally be found in a corner of the world, even if they are not related by blood.
After discovering that it was a living person, Zhou Fan's pounding heart calmed down.
Seeing that there was no clue what was going on, he tried to wake the girl up, but found that the girl was motionless.
In desperation, he could only hug the princess and go home first with the girl in his arms.
The night is long and the road sometimes ends.
When Zhou Fan returned to his grandmother's house, he bumped into his father as soon as he entered the open yard.
Behind his father, there stood a middle-aged woman in a gray glazed skirt and her hair tied up.
I originally thought that my father was having sex in the middle of the night, but I found that the middle-aged woman had familiar eyes, especially the cold eyes staring at him. She was very familiar!
"Mom?"
"Why are you back?"
Zhou Fan reacted quickly, greeted him in shock and asked.
However, his mother did not answer him, but stared at him coldly, especially when she saw that he was holding a girl in his arms, her eyes became even colder.
Zhou Hong, who was on the side, glanced at the beautiful girl in Zhou Fan's arms, secretly gave him a thumbs up, and thought to himself, "Son, you are awesome!"
Your mother came back and was clamoring to see her daughter-in-law, so you brought back another one, and it's so beautiful. Now I can't stand the wall anymore, so I just obey you, my son!
"Come in and talk!"
As a strong woman, Ye Lan has the aura of a majestic superior.
She left a cold word and entered the house first. Zhou Hong coughed and glanced at Zhou Fan, then quickly followed her into the house.
Zhou Fan broke into sweat and glanced at the girl in his arms, almost throwing her out.
Alas, my mother seems to have misunderstood me. I wonder if I will be punished by kneeling on the durian.
Um, that's not right! Kneeling on durian is only for dad, so I shouldn't have to be so miserable.
"What are you doing standing still?"
"Come in yet!"
While Zhou Fan was still in a daze, his mother's impatient voice sounded.
Feeling embarrassed, Zhou Fan quickly entered the house and immediately saw his father standing behind the sofa gloating, squeezing his mother's shoulders and hitting her back.
His mother was sitting on the sofa, and when she saw him coming in, she couldn't help but asked: "Is this your new girlfriend?"
"Forehead!"
"Mom! Don't get me wrong, I'll explain to you..."
"No need to explain! She smells of alcohol all over her body. How can you be so kind if you get her drunk and take her home?"
Zhou Fan wanted to explain a few words, but was interrupted by his mother Ye Lan.
Ye Lan looked at Zhou Fan's dirty thoughts and stared at him coldly and asked.
"Go search me!"
"okay!"
Ye Lan gave the order, and Zhou Hong, who was behind him, quickly stepped forward and searched Zhou Fan.
Soon, a box of Douse and Lube stood out.
"Wife, wife! Calm down, calm down!"
Seeing this, Ye Lan was so angry that she wanted to find a weapon, but Zhou Hong quickly stepped forward to dissuade him.
Now that my son is a spiritual master, he is really angry, and I can't control it, so I quickly stop him for fear that my wife will fight with my son.
"Pretend I don't see you!"
"I want to see this girl tomorrow!"
"As for the matter between Xiaoqian and Xiaoxue, you'd better give me an explanation!"
"Otherwise, you'll have to do it yourself!"
Ye Lan looked at Zhou Fan angrily. She didn't expect that after not seeing him for a while, this bastard would learn to play with girls' feelings.
If this is not taught properly, there may be an unknown baby on the street calling her grandma.
"Why don't she let mom have your room?"
"Get out! Take you to your room!"
"If you dare to make a sound, be careful and I will ask your father to hit you with a durian!"
"..."
Zhou Fan was dumbfounded for a while. After watching his strong mother warn and threaten him, she took his father upstairs directly.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk! How miserable!"
The grandma in the distance shook her head and sighed, then returned to the room and locked the door directly.
"..."
"Damn! This is all nothing!"
Zhou Fan was speechless for a while and complained, and could only temporarily carry the girl back to her room on the third floor.