June ends and July enters, and the weather becomes hotter and hotter.
Yang Jun goes shirtless and fishes by the river every day. Outside, he is a great leader that everyone respects, but at home, he doesn't want to carry so many things, so he can take it easy.
On this day, he was really bored at home, so he went out with Sun Zhaocai and Silly Zhu.
After not going out for a long time, he felt that he was detached from the society. The changes outside were great, and it would not be an exaggeration to describe them as changing with each passing day. There was a prosperous scene in every aspect, and you could always see people rushing by on the street.
There were people with anxious faces, as if they had millions of dollars waiting for them.
Everyone is busy making money, as if the theme of this world has no other theme than making money. Everyone is rushing around the world, and sometimes you can see people holding a leather bag under their arm and holding a mobile phone in their hands.
"Hey, I'm a handsome boy. Send me the goods quickly. My store is in full swing."
"Can you afford to compensate for the loss if I delay my fortune?"
"What, half a million? No, no, no, I want one million."
He was afraid that others would not know that he was a wealthy man. Even though he could speak clearly in one sentence, he had to pretend that his signal was not good. Especially when talking about money, his voice was particularly loud and he said it repeatedly.
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If this were the case in later generations, this kind of person would definitely be regarded as an idiot, but in modern times, instead of feeling disgusted, everyone has a little bit of envy.
"Boss, do you want to carry your bag and run errands? I can endure hardships."
"Boss, I eat less and work more, so just take me with you."
Some people have the courage to recommend themselves, but without exception they always get a blank look.
"You? Go aside."
Often real bosses will not be so ostentatious. On the contrary, those so-called bumpkins will do this. They are afraid that others will not know that they are the boss, but once you want to hang out with them, they will not want to.
This is the so-called get-rich-quick mentality.
As Yang Jun walked along, he would always meet all kinds of people. People who came from that era were already familiar to him. He sauntered slowly down the street with his hands behind his back, looking like an outsider.
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He has no worries about food and clothing. He has a good wife and filial son at home. He has nothing to pursue in life. There are not many people who can be as generous and fat as him.
"Boss, how do you sell sugar-roasted chestnuts?"
Yang Jun asked, picking up a sugar-roasted chestnut to taste.
The boss is a woman in her thirties, with an average appearance, but a very plump figure, and she looks like a prostitute.
She watched Yang Jun taste it with distress, and said with a smile: "One cent and a half pound."
"Is it sweet?"
When the woman heard this, she said with an angry look on her face: "Little brother, look at what you said, what I sell are sugar-roasted chestnuts, can they not be sweet? If they are not sweet, I will give myself to you to eat."
When Yang Jun heard this, he laughed.
He didn't expect that women today would be so open-minded, making jokes like this on the street, and not being afraid of her man beating her up.
"Well, it's quite sweet."
Yang Jun took a sip, then nodded and said, "Give me a pound."
"Oh, look at your young man. One pound is not enough. Two pounds is enough."
Regardless of whether Yang Jun wanted to or not, he started loading things directly and stuffed them into paper bags one by one.
When Yang Jun saw this, he didn't stop him, he just smiled.
He can understand the mentality of people at the bottom of the family to make money to support their families. They just want to sell more. In addition, he is not short of money. It doesn't matter if he has more or less. He is not afraid of buying too much. He also has several foodies following him.
"Oh, is that enough? If not, I'll give you another bag?"
The woman saw that a large paper bag was full and Yang Jun had not yet expressed that it was enough, so she boldly asked.
Hearing this, Yang Jun smiled and said: "Stop pretending, I'll wrap it up for you directly."
"Oh, I just said that little brother is a generous person. I really saw the right person. Thank you, sister."
When the woman heard this, she gave Yang Jun a basket of roasted chestnuts.
"I think you take me for granted." Yang Jun said with a smile.
"Oh, sister, I don't mean that. On the contrary, I think you are different from ordinary people. You are a tolerant and caring person. A good person like you will definitely have a long life."
The woman kept praising Yang Jun while serving him roasted chestnuts with a smile on her face.
"You bought so much at one time because you were taking care of your sister's business. It's not too late for me to thank you."
The woman saw that Yang Jun was younger than him and looked like a little brother, and her cry was particularly sweet.
Finally, all the chestnuts were put into four large paper bags.
Yang Jun took one bag, and let Shazhu and Sun Zhaocai hold the remaining three bags. When these two guys saw this, their smiling faces turned into cracks.
One advantage of following Yang Jun is that you never lose your money.
"Sister, does what you just said count?" Yang Jun suddenly asked.
When the woman heard this, she was stunned for a moment.
“What doesn’t count?”
Yang Jun looked at her with a smile and said faintly: "If it's not sweet, I can eat you."
"This... this... little brother, you are really good at joking. Sister, I just joked with you, why do you still take it seriously?" A wry smile appeared on the woman's face.
"I take it seriously."
Yang Jun said seriously: "I bought chestnuts because of what you said. Otherwise, why would I buy so many?"
"Ah? Are you really taking it seriously?"
After hearing this, the woman was so embarrassed that she didn't know what to say. Seeing Yang Jun's serious look, she felt that she would not be able to explain herself if she didn't say something today.
She looked around, then pointed to an alley not far ahead,
"Little brother, if you really want to eat some sweets, have you seen it? Go into that alley and pick whatever you want."
When Yang Jun heard this, he looked up.
That alley was ordinary, nothing special. There were alleys like this all over Sijiu City.
"Are you sure? I can eat sweets when I enter the alley?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "I'm sure." The woman nodded, patted her chest and promised: "With the appearance of a little brother, I guarantee that you can eat the sweetest snacks."
"Okay, I will trust you again."
After Yang Jun finished speaking, he motioned to Sun Zhaocai to settle the account.
The woman took the money with a smile and said, "Goodbye, little brother."
After saying that, he ran away without looking back.
"hehe."
Looking at her embarrassed back, Yang Jun showed a charming smile.
"You are too young to fight with me."
He is a frequent visitor among the flowers. What kind of woman has he never managed? You think you can easily manipulate others by saying a few dirty words. You are not the kind of shameless young man. Her sales tactics are simply ridiculous.
At this time, Sun Zhaocai interrupted: "Uncle Yang, she just said there is a snack vendor in that alley, do we still want to go?"
Yang Jun heard this and looked at him with a smile.
"You want to go?"
"Yeah." Sun Zhaocai nodded.
When Yang Jun heard this, he looked at Shazhu again.
"You want to go too?"
Silly Zhu stuffed roasted chestnuts with sugar into his mouth and said in a low voice: "I want to go. As long as there is something delicious, I must go."
"OK."
Yang Jun suddenly showed a wicked smile, nodded and said: "I will open your eyes today."
After saying that, I cursed in my heart: "Two old haters."
After that, he took the two of them towards the alley.
Come to that alley.
There are indeed people selling things in the alley.
Most of the people setting up stalls are women. There are no men. Even if there are, they are just passing by.
They were very strange. Others sold their goods on the street at the entrance of the hutong, but they only sold their goods in front of their own homes.
There was a stall in front of them, with several things on it. The things were very common, nothing rare, and they looked very old.
There were people selling everything, but there was nothing selling snacks that the woman said.
"They don't sell snacks here, right?" Sun Zhaocai muttered.
Just as Silly Zhu was also complaining, a woman sitting in front of her house selling children's toys suddenly spoke.
"Three brothers, do you want to come in and have a rest?"
When Yang Jun and the other three heard the words, they looked in the direction of the voice and saw that the person talking to them was a woman in her mid-twenties. The woman looked ordinary, but she had an extraordinary temperament and a pair of charming eyes.
The red phoenix eyes directly attract people's hearts and make them feel itchy.
How can I put it, this woman is a very attractive woman at first glance.
"Why don't you take a break? You're not selling snacks." Silly Zhu said in a low voice.
When the woman heard this, she was stunned for a moment, then pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Who told you that I am not a snack seller?"
After saying that, he directly picked up the cloth from the stall on the ground and pushed open the door behind him.
"I have some snacks at home, come in and have a look."
Shazhu and Sun Zhaocai looked at each other in shock when they heard this.
What are you doing as a snack seller if you don't set up a stall and hide in your home?
Even though they were honest, they could already guess what the woman's snack was at this moment.
This is Dashilan Street. It was one of the famous Eight Alleys in the Qing Dynasty. Although they have never been here, they have definitely heard of it. If their guess is correct, they have encountered a "ajar door".
Silly Zhu and Sun Zhaocai stood there stupidly, neither entering nor leaving, looking at Yang Jun with helpless eyes.
"Uncle Yang, do you still want to go in?"
Yang Jun raised his eyebrows: "Then I have to ask you. Didn't you insist on coming?"
"But I'm here to buy snacks?"
Yang Jun waved his hand and interrupted him: "What's the use of talking about this now? My pants have already been taken off. You have the nerve to leave now?"
After finishing, he added: "Still not a man?"
Hearing this, Shazhu said angrily: "I want you to go, but I won't go anyway. I will only be good to our family Zhaodi in this life."
When Sun Zhaocai heard this, he was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and screamed: "What do you mean, you are just like me, the kind of person who is always in a hurry?"
The relationship between the two is brother-in-law and brother-in-law. They cannot do this kind of thing together even to death. Even if they have that intention, they cannot admit it.
"I didn't say that. I was just expressing my attitude. As for whether you want to go in or not, it's up to you." Silly Zhu said.
"You are not that kind of person, and neither am I." Sun Zhaocai said with a smile on his face.
While they were making a noise, the woman who went in couldn't see anyone, so she went back the way she came.
"Come in, it's okay. Three of us can do it."
When the three of them heard this, they immediately blushed with embarrassment.
Yang Jun felt even more embarrassed.
I originally wanted to entertain those two guys, but unexpectedly I was brought in as well.
"Well... I'm sorry, we suddenly felt a little unwell, so we won't go in." Yang Jun said quickly.
He just wanted to entertain Sun Zhaocai and Silly Zhu. Even if they wanted to go in, he would not allow it. An elder bringing two juniors to a place like this would be nice or not. Will he want to be a human being in the future?
When the woman heard this, her eyes suddenly showed contempt.
She first looked at the calf-like bodies of Sun Zhaocai and Shazhu, and teased: "Look at these two, they are as strong as calves. Could it be that... they are not good at that, right?"
"Or do you mean you have no money?"
When Sun Zhaocai and Shazhu heard this, their faces turned red.
At this time, he said nothing.
Say that you can do it, but you don’t dare to mean it. Say that you can’t do it, but they are not.
Obviously I can do it, but I can't eat snacks.
Seeing this, Yang Jun smiled again and said: "Sister, you have misunderstood us. We are here to buy snacks...forget it."
Yang Jun also felt that it was too ridiculous for him to make up such an excuse. In that case, he himself would look down on himself.
Without saying anything, he took out a wad of bills from his pocket. It looked like there were more than a hundred dollars. He didn't even count them and stuffed them all into her.
"Sorry for disturbing you."
After saying that, he hurriedly pulled Sun Zhaocai and Shazhu away.
When the woman saw this, she was so happy that her eyes almost narrowed into slits.
She didn't do anything, didn't let herself get tired, and could easily earn so much money. She felt that she must have met a fool.
"Hey, three brothers, come back to me if you want some snacks later."
Hearing this, Yang Jun and the other two people even quickened their pace and left.
When they came to the street outside, they walked a long way before the three of them stopped.
What just happened made them very embarrassed, and even now, they all feel blushing.
After what happened just now, Yang Jun felt thirsty for no reason. He didn't know what was going on. Logically speaking, he had never seen any kind of woman, so how could he blush with a few words from a prostitute.
He thought for a while, it must be that none of his women were so bold.
At this time, there happened to be a canteen nearby. Yang Jun walked over, ordered a bottle of soda, and motioned to Sun Zhaocai to pay.
Then, the three of them found a place to sit down.
"You two are as tall as calves. Why did you fall apart at the critical moment?"
Until this time, Yang Jun still did not forget to tease them.
When Sun Zhaocai and Shazhu heard this, they both rolled their eyes.
Yang Jun is their elder and their leader, so naturally they don't dare to say things like, 'How come you're out of line?'
"Uncle Yang, we are sweethearts, not..."
"I see you didn't bring any medicine to the bar? Gah!" Yang Jun said with a bad smile.
"Yes, we just didn't bring medicinal wine. Are you satisfied?"
Sun Zhaocai thought that after saying this, Yang Jun could no longer laugh at him.
"As long as I brought medicinal wine today, no matter how high or low I am, I have to ask her for some tips... burp!"
Unexpectedly, just as he was talking, he caught a glimpse of Yang Jun holding a bottle of medicinal wine in his hand, dangling in front of him.
"Please start your performance." Yang Jun looked at the two of them teasingly.
