Chapter 37 Who am I talking about? It turns out to be Bima Wen!
"You, a monk, are about to die, what else can you say?"
The thin Taoist priest had a smile on his lips. He thought this monk was quite interesting. He was still able to maintain such a demeanor even though he was in such a miserable state. He was worthy of being an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty.
I secretly thought in my heart that if he is a coward, I am afraid that his flesh will not be worthy of the name of "immortality, flying immortals and becoming Buddhas".
The demons are not in a hurry. This Tang Monk is already in their possession. With more than a dozen "demon kings" here, how can they tell him to run away?
Since Tang Sanzang is the person involved, there is no harm in listening to his opinion.
Although they are demons, they are not unreasonable. If the monk has something to say, then he will follow his own method and cook him. It can be regarded as fulfilling his last wish, and he went to the Lord of Hell to report this
At that time, it was not considered a ghost who died in vain.
Fahai naturally did not know what the demons were thinking. He just spoke slowly and said: "You donors only know that eating Tang Monk's meat can lead to immortality and immortality and Buddhahood. Do you know how much Tang Monk's meat you have to eat to do this?"
effect?"
"A bite? Or a pound of meat?"
"If you eat different parts, will the effect be different?"
"If you eat the eyes of a poor monk, can you become clairvoyant? If you eat the ears of a poor monk, can you gain a favorable ear? Or... if you eat the five internal organs of a poor monk, can you achieve the cycle of the five elements and the five qi?"
Fahai stood in the center, with a calm expression and a calm tone.
But every word he spoke pierced the ears of the demons.
The group of monsters who were waiting to see the joke suddenly stopped laughing... because they discovered that the group of monsters who had been calling each other brothers just now had begun to be wary of each other and had separated a certain distance with very obvious signs.
The Bodhisattva who had subdued Ling Xuzi in the cave originally thought that Fahai and Wukong would join forces to catch all these demons...but suddenly he heard Tang Sanzang's words, and his heart tightened.
He led Ling Xuzi, who had transformed into his original form, and walked out from the depths of the cave, wanting to see what the scene would be like.
She still underestimated Tang Sanzang.
If Jin Chanzi had an upright temperament in the past, rarely acted in a measured manner, and only acted recklessly... then Master Sanzang today seems to have a little more room for maneuver, but his methods are becoming more and more ruthless.
Although all the demons present were well aware of such a blatant method of sowing discord, they still fell into the trap.
This is not a conspiracy, but it cannot be called a conspiracy.
It can only be said that it is the combination of yin and yang, the two complement each other, and the righteous and strange ways complement each other, putting all the monsters into a bag.
He must be the Great Sage. Although the master and the disciple have not known each other for a long time, they have a tacit understanding. He asked: "I ask you, what did the Bodhisattva say? How much Tang Monk meat did she want to eat?
, can you live forever, fly to immortality and become a Buddha?"
Fahai smiled slightly, as if he had no regard for life and death, "The Bodhisattva only said to take one bite, but he didn't say how big a bite it was... After all, eating a piece of meat as big as your paw is just one bite... You fairies transformed into your original form and transformed the poor into your original form.
The monk swallowed it in one gulp, and it was still a gulp... No one had ever eaten Tang Monk's meat before, and the poor monk didn't know how much was enough."
"Why don't any of you come up first and take a bite?" Fahai looked around and saw that although each of these demons had a ferocious look, they didn't even stand out when things got tough, which showed that their courage was meager.
"That's not possible." Fahai said again: "What if the poor monk is bitten by someone first, resulting in incomplete effectiveness, and if the person who can swallow the poor monk in one gulp can't do his full work, and falls short of the success, what will happen?
"
The group of monsters remained silent, and the scene fell into a strange silence.
However, although they did not speak, their true colors had already been revealed in Fahai's eyes. From his greedy eyes, it was undoubtedly clear that they all wanted to devour Tang Monk's flesh alone at this moment.
Demons are demons... You can't achieve enlightenment just by putting on Taoist robes and cassocks.
Ling Xuzi, who had transformed into his original form and turned into a wolf, looked up at the Bodhisattva and seemed to ask again: Bodhisattva, how much do you have to eat?
Regarding this big black pot, the Bodhisattva has to bear it or bear it... Even if she appeared at this time and told the demons that eating Tang Monk's meat would not lead to immortality, immortality and Buddhahood,
I'm afraid no one would believe it.
After all, the fact that the rumor spread itself shows that a large number of people hope or are willing to believe that this thing is true.
It's easy to spread a few rumors, and it's easy to spread rumors... but if you want to refute the rumors, you'll be in big trouble.
For example, how to prove that eating the meat of Tang Monk will not lead to immortality or immortality and Buddhahood——
First, Tang Monk must be eaten.
The first step is immediately impossible to proceed.
Even if Tang Monk is willing to cut off the meat and let them eat it to prove it, it won't work... After all, there is another saying that this bite of Tang Monk's meat must be the one that eats the whole Tang Monk.
Therefore, Bodhisattva is no longer too lazy to care about this matter. If you have the ability, go and eat Tang Monk. Then you will naturally know whether it is true or false.
But when you go to seize Tang Monk's meat, you have to be careful that you become someone's prey.
"ah!"
A sudden scream broke the long silence.
After all, a monster took action.
From the moment the first scream rang out, there were three or four strange sounds, including moans, groans, or curses.
Fa Hai could see clearly that the culprits were the three with relatively high magical power among the demons, Zhuang Toutuo, the thin Taoist priest and the short fat man.
A melee breaks out.
These three took the lead, and the group of demons instantly fell into chaos.
The Great Sage, who had turned into a black wind monster, came to break up the fight with a spear, but his movements were a little exaggerated, and he accidentally provoked a few...
Well, beating the fight to death can be considered a success in breaking up the fight.
I enjoyed it for a while.
On the contrary, Master Tripitaka was tied up in the center, and no one paid attention to him for a while.
All the monsters regard him as the trophy of this war. Can a cooked duck still fly?
"It's so embarrassing."
Seeing the farce in front of him, Bodhisattva felt that letting them kill each other would be an advantage for them.
"Amitabha." The Bodhisattva secretly recited the Buddha's name throughout his life. It is said that God has the virtue of loving life, and such sins of killing are really unacceptable.
The Bodhisattva closed his eyes and began to recite the Rebirth Mantra to save the innocent souls of those who died tragically.
According to the previous agreement with Tripitaka, those who committed the most heinous crimes will have their souls dissipated into heaven and earth, which can be regarded as feeding back to the three realms. Some who have committed less serious crimes will be sent to the underworld, where they should go to hell and reincarnation.
If you are lucky and are favored by the Lord of Hell, you can find a job in the underworld, which is also an excellent way out.
About half an hour later, the scene was in a mess, and there were not many people left who could breathe. Fahai hadn't even taken action yet, and out of the dozen self-proclaimed "demon kings", only three were left.
As expected, these three are still the strong Toutuo, the thin Taoist priest and the short fat man.
Because the little demons had received Fahai's instructions in advance, when they saw the conflict in the banquet hall, they hid one by one next to the Bodhisattva.
"The three of you are not giving me face." Wukong still looked like a black bear spirit with a bad expression: "I invite you to come and enjoy the Buddha's clothes and eat the meat of the monks. The original intention is to have a lively birthday... What,
Do you even want to kill me so that you can eat Monk Tang’s flesh all to yourself?”
Zhuang Toutuo's expression was a little solemn. He was facing the black wind monster at this moment, and he had to be careful of the two villains around him. "Brother Taoist, I know your skills very well. If it's one-on-one... I will definitely not be your opponent."
, now I have to capture you first, and then the three of us will compete."
"Although it is a bit troublesome, this is the end of the matter and it can only be like this."
The thin Taoist man and the short fat man began to move, and the three of them formed a triangle, surrounding the "Great Sage" in the middle.
It's just that all their attention was on the black wind monster transformed by the Great Sage, but they ignored Tang Sanzang, who had been silent since they started fighting.
"Since it's troublesome, I have a quick and easy way."
The short fat man suddenly felt a weight on his shoulders, and then the above words came to his ears. In the midst of horror...he heard a click, and a huge force of gravity pressed on his shoulders, crushing his shoulder blades.
"oops!"
The short fat man screamed in surprise, changed his hand with the long knife, turned around and struck out with a sword of brilliance. There was green poisonous gas on the sword... This was a toad spirit, and the venom on the knife was his venom.
When they started fighting just now, Fahai could see clearly that the short fat man had plotted against several enemies with his venom.
Dingjue!
The golden symphony vibrates.
His knife actually hit a tin staff.
He glanced around and saw a horizontal groove on the ground. The shape and size matched the tin staff in Tang Sanzang's hand. He suddenly screamed: "No, we have fallen into the tricks of the black bear and the bald donkey!"
Bang!
Fa Hai kicked out and hit the short fat man in the chest. The great sage over there had already been prepared, and he didn't see any unnecessary movements. He just adjusted the blade of the spear to a position, and only heard "Puff!"
"With a sound, the short fat man who flew over was stabbed to the core.
His body couldn't help but tremble on the spear. Although the curses in his mouth never stopped, the sound eventually became smaller and smaller. After his body completely stopped moving, his mouth continued to open and close half the time.
The shape is so rigid.
"How despicable!"
By now, if Zhuang Toutuo and the Skinny Taoist still didn't know that they had been tricked, they would have killed themselves by looking for a piece of tofu.
"Who are you?" Zhuang Toutuo recalled the details of the black bear's attack just now, and realized that it was not his previous common move...
"Hehe!" The Great Sage stopped pretending, turned around, revealed his true form, and said angrily: "What a group of goblins, they want to eat my master, and they ask who we are...so that you can know,
My old grandson is the Monkey King, the Monkey King who caused great trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago. Today it is your grandpa who will send you to hell!"
"Who am I asking? It turns out to be Bima Wen!" The thin Taoist priest is someone who refuses to lose. Although they are at a disadvantage in the current situation, they can't lose their momentum.