Outside the door of the apartment, there was a man and a woman standing. The man was tall and gentle, with brilliant hair that looked like gold, and handsome features that looked like marble.
The woman has a big belly and is extremely beautiful. Her skin is so white that it shines, and her pink hair is like a waterfall, flowing smoothly on her shoulders and back.
Her pale face looks even more delicate and small against the backdrop of her long hair.
The long eyelashes flutter and flutter, and the big eyes reveal an intoxicating charm.
Facing such a golden couple, Zha Kang was stunned for a moment at first, then a dim light flashed in his eyes, and he wailed: "Why do people like you, in this state, come to my house?"
"Are you John Constantine?" The handsome man's face showed a bit of shyness, "I, my girlfriend, she, she is pregnant, and we need your help."
"You two, do I know you?" Zha Kang said with a bitter smile.
"Actually we are"
Before the man finished speaking, Zha Kang quickly took a few steps back and said, "Come in first and close the door. Although the magic circle on the door is simple, it can somewhat conceal the breath."
Young men and women do what they say.
After closing the door, the man's body emits a dazzling golden light, and the woman's body emits a dark black light that blocks the sky.
The strong light stung Zha Kang and narrowed his eyes.
After the light dissipated, the appearance and temperament of the young men and women once again improved several levels.
But behind them, there is an extra pair of wings.
Behind the young man are white angel wings, and behind the pregnant woman are dark devil wings.
Zha Kang sighed, invited them to sit on the sofa, turned down the volume of the TV, went to the kitchen to make a pot of coffee, poured it for the two guests, and then asked: "Tell me your names first."
"I'm Terry."
"You can call me Satine Ellie."
"Satin Ellie" Zha Kang's eyes flashed, "This name is really confusing. Are you from Wonderland?"
The succubus nodded slightly, "I was once the best fairy in Wonderland. Because of Wonderland's 'seven-year tribute' to hell, I was sent to hell's elf wings to become devil wings. I was transformed into a succubus."
"If you were still a fairy, things would still turn around, but you?" Zha Kang sighed and asked: "Why did the angel of the Great Lord enlarge the belly of the succubus?"
"My fault."
"It is my fault."
The angel and the succubus said in unison.
Zha Kang pointed at the succubus, "Ellie, tell me."
When demons and angels hook up, 80% of the time it's the succubus who takes the initiative.
Satine Ellie lowered her head and said: "I want to show my abilities to the demons and the Dragon Bone Queen, and the succubus' only talent is temptation.
I challenged the highest difficulty to capture a servant of God.
As long as I have such a record once, my status in hell will be greatly improved."
The Dragon Bone Queen is the leader of the succubus, a demon king with the head of a beautiful woman and a body with a long spine of bones.
Zha Kang sarcastically said: "I know that hell has been very restless in recent years. The position of Satan has been vacant, and the great demons have become very restless. They all want to cause big troubles to increase their fame and power.
The problem is, you are just a little succubus. You are very talented, a top-level devil, and your strength exceeds ninety-nine percent of fairies, but so what?"
"I don't have the ambition to be Satan, but the improvement in status and strength will at least give me more qualifications to reject those disgusting high-ranking male and female demons." Satine Ellie said.
Zha Kang understood what she meant, just like the skilled women in the technical academy could not escape the fate of serving Israeli servants.
In the eyes of high-level demons, succubus is an outlet for desires in hell.
By raising the level of demon, Satine Ellie can at least select high-ranking officials and avoid those "traffickers and pawns".
"You go on." Zha Kang added another cigarette, his mouth full of confusion.
"I went to the outer realm of heaven, found a patrolling angel, and then used the charm to expose a little of my thighs. A smile passed over my red lips, and I blinked my big innocent eyes." Ellie said while demonstrating, facing
Zha Kang twisted the corner of her skirt, smiled charmingly, and winked.
"Gudong" Zha Kang swallowed, clamped his crotch, and glanced at the handsome angel beside him with regret in his eyes. If this annoying guy wasn't here,
"You are successful. You should sing loudly, give the middle finger to the gate of heaven, and stick out your butt drum. Why are you reduced to this?"
Ellie said in a dejected tone: "When we were together, when I stared into his eyes, even if he was sprinting against me, his eyes were still clear and innocent, and I could even see through his soul under his skin at a glance.
It's so flawless, I've never seen it in my life, and I've never been as moved as I was at that moment.
I have had countless men and women, and in their eyes, even if they were men and women in fairyland, I could only see muddy and disgusting desires.
Only Terry can even transform the desire in my heart into love."
"Brother, where are you?" Zha Kang looked at Battle Angel.
"I was patrolling, day after day, year after year, my life and my heart were like cold magma, solidified into stone, without any ripples.
Then that day, I saw her.
She was dancing in the breeze of Limbo. She was so beautiful that it seemed like I was seeing the supreme scene that the Lord had described to us. I couldn't refuse her."
Zha Kang frowned slightly, Battle Angel would not be so unsteady in his stance, and he had shamefully changed his mind just now, and even had the bastard idea of "It would be great if Angel got out of here". Maybe he was a bastard, but he was not such a bastard.
There's something wrong with Succubus.
A look of inquiry flashed in Zha Kang's eyes, "Ellie, if you successfully seduce an angel and take out his heart during love, you will become the heroine of hell.
The demons will worship you, you will be rewarded by the origin of hell, and it may not be impossible for you to become a demon king.
But you didn't kill him, you fell in love with him, and took him to the human world. You suddenly changed from a hero in hell to a fallen person.
Are you serious? Do you regret it now?"
"I've come to find you, what do you think?" the succubus asked.
Zha Kang was sure that there was something wrong with this succubus. Her power of charm was particularly strong, which was a bit of a doubt. As a succubus who represented desire and charm, her union with him did not originate from desire, but from the heart. Love, is this the first time in hell?
Of course, there is something wrong with the angel Terry. Even though he is about to give birth to a child, his wings are still pure and flawless, without a stray hair.
Well, the angel's wings will gradually turn black as he becomes depraved.
"Your affairs are too complicated for me to handle. How about you finish the coffee in your cup and leave my house?"
"John, you are the only one who can help us."
Ellie's beautiful big eyes revealed a plea that even a hard-hearted person could not refuse.
Zha Kang was moved by her again, but this time he was sober and knew that she was using small tricks.
A succubus is a succubus after all.
"How did I become the only savior? Before today, I didn't even know you."
"I know you, and I also know Stranger, Shazam, Dr. Destiny, and Witch Harley." Ellie said helplessly: "None of them will help us.
The strangers will say that we disturb the order of the world, arrest us, and send us to heaven and hell respectively.
Shazam Wizard closes the door, Dr. Fate will twist our heads off, and Harley Quinn will rip out our hearts and eat them alive."
"Very smart. Basically, I made the right decisions." Zha Kang said with a smile.
Ellie continued: "You are different. You dare to give Satan the middle finger and spit at God. You only play magic for fun and don't care about curiosity that killed the cat.
You can even take pleasure in the forbidden union of angels and demons, and you have the material to mock God."
Zha Kang stared at her steadily, feeling once again that Angel Terry was so annoying. If he were not here, he would definitely use his gentle eyes and sweet words to deceive Satan to capture this beautiful succubus who knew he understood him.
"I can help you, but you have to understand that there is no free lunch in the world. If you survive this disaster, Ellie, you will be my spy in hell. Terry, you can tell me the secret of heaven."
"Okay." They had no room to refuse.
Moreover, the other party's conditions are very "insincere". Even if they survive this disaster, they will not be able to go back to the past.
Especially Ellie, she felt that Constantine just wanted to find an excuse to help them.
Sure enough, they found the wrong person. He is a good person.
she thought
Then, Zha Kang drew dozens of sets of magic circles on the floor, walls, door panels, and ceiling everywhere in the room.
Ellie and Terry were also sitting in the center of the pentagram circle with candles lit.
"As long as you stay in the magic circle and don't come out, as long as the five candles around you don't go out, even if the judge of hell comes looking for you in joy and pain at the same time, there will be no trace of you." Zha Kang said proudly.
"Where is Heaven?" Terry worried: "Ellie and I have been together for a while, and neither Heaven nor Hell found out about our relationship before.
But I understand that once Ellie starts giving birth, the forbidden power that escapes will definitely alarm heaven.
This is why we are in a hurry to escape to the human world, she is about to give birth."
"Don't worry, my array is not to suppress the breath from leaking out, but to guide your breath to the outside of the multiverse." Zha Kang pouted, "Angels only have that much ability, and the voice of heaven cannot be omniscient and omnipotent. They
I will definitely find you, eh, I am 80% sure."
Now one day later.
In the center of the five-pointed star circle, Ellie lay on the sofa and howled at the top of her lungs. Her cheeks and forehead were covered with sweat. She grabbed the hand of her angel relative so hard that the long devil's nails pierced his entire arm.
She hurts, and so does he.
"Ahhhhh, it's going to split me in half," the succubus screamed.
"Be patient, giving birth is like pulling a football out of your belly, my sister said." Zha Kang held a cigarette in his mouth and looked a little nervous.
"Boom~" The balcony glass window seemed to have been hit by an RPG. Along with the explosion and broken glass, there was endless holy light.
"War Angel Terry, you have turned your back on the glory of God and committed a crime of self-degradation that has been made known to me. And John Constantine, you have stolen stolen goods from a fallen angel, and your sin is unforgivable.
I will represent God and judge you." A majestic voice pronounced the verdict in a eloquent voice.
Zha Kang was stunned, "Harley?!"
Although there were "I" and "you" in the words, the voice was too familiar.
"My dear, it's the legion commander!" Taili's face turned pale.
"Nine levels of hell, it's the Witch Harley. The worst has happened." The succubus said desperately.